Germany quickly when to his night stand and pulled out his gun and pointed it at the woman.
Who are you? Why are you in my bed?! Are you a spy, I will kill you if you a spy! Germany yelled.
Eeeeeeeep! She screamed. Don't shoot me! Please Germany don't shoot me! I'll do anything well except eat British sconces! Don't shoot me I sorry if I made a mess in the kitchen again i'll clean it up I'm too young to die I'm still a virgin! Cried the redhead.
Germany demanded again, Who are you?!
Terrified the girl screamed, Ahhhhhhhhh! Don't shoot it's me Italy! don't you recognize me Germany?
Ja right, you are not Italy! Italy is a boy and you clearly are a woman said Germany
No it is me Italy and I am a boy! Oh I know maybe I'm dreaming and having a nightmare, she said.
Nein this is not a dream, he said. Now who are you? And what have you done with Italy? Germany was getting worried.
Ahhhh! She screamed and cover her eyes with her hand pulling her arms in to feel something soft. She looked down at her chest she had boobs!
Germany Germany Germany! What happened to me I have big boobies she then noticed her voice sounded different. Germany I'm scared what happened to me?
Germany pointed the gun down knowing this wasn't going any where soon and said if you really are Italy tell me something only the real Italy would know.
Germany is a really sadistic! You have many strange magazines and DVDs in your house, one of them had dogs in it and your really into bondage and stuff! She cried.
Again! And shut up I get it your Italy but why are you a woman?
Phew, veee I don't really know last night Britain tried to kidnap me telling me he wanted to be friends and then he tried making me eat scones again! they are disgusting so well I didn't eat them and started crying then he called me an ungrateful brat and let me go. Veee, so I ran to your house but you were asleep and I knew that if I woke you, you would probably beat me and I was hungry so I made some a pasta then fell asleep in your bed after eating it. I'm a sorry I know you don't like me to but I was scared Britain would come back for me and now I am now like this! Italy said.
Dummkoft Italy he must of used his black magic on you!
Ah Germany what am I going to do?!