The Road to Summer Sham!
"Oh my, wekick off this week's Flaw with John Xena! Oh my, all our core audience of high school drop outs and kool-aid drinkers absolutely love this guy!
As always I'm Michael Bowl!"
"And I'm Burger King. Boy, I wonder what John Xena has to say,
I know it has to be NW... I mean, Nexus related."
John Xena: Ya know folks, I'm glad you've stood by me even after I had two crappy movies and a sucky rap CD. Still, I think my team will beat Nexus since I'm the WWE darling.
"Break the walls down!"
Bowl: Oh my, it's Chris Jericho!
BK: Whata surprise!
BOwl: Not really.
Chris Jericho: Even though I'm grateful to be in another main event match, because I do have more talent than you do but you yet unfairly make more money than I do and get more TV time.
Xena: What's your point?
Jericho: I'm not your pal and this isn't your team.
Xena: Look man, the New World Nexus will break us if we're not focused and united.
Jericho: Yeah but it's not fair that I always have to put you over.
Xena: But the New World Nexus could destroy the World Watered-down Enterprise.
(Que GM e-mail sound.)
Bowl: Wow, totally unexpected, you two have just been booked against opponents to be named later.
BK: It figures.
After a commercial break we see a clip of Shame-Us and The Mizzzzzz from last week. Sham-Us sits down next to Michael Bowl and Burger King.
Didn't Shame-Us attack BK before? I guess we're not supposed to remember that one.
Randy Boreton vs. Jey Uso Finally a match, but it's a short one. Boreton wins with the RKO.
Oh my, Shame-Us hit Jimmy Uso!
Bowl: WOW-WEEE!
BK: AMAZING!
Boreton has now hit Shame-Us with an RKO aka diamond-cutter.
Bowl: Here comes The Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
BK: Boreton now gives him an RKO!
(Backstage, Edge with Ted DiBiase, Jr. and Maryse.)
Edge: Yeah you two, The Great Krapi sucks and shouldn't be on our Summer Sham team. Boy I sure hope his manager doesn't catch me saying this.
(Mizzzzzzzzzz and Shame-Us are arguing... Que that e-mail noise!)
Bowl: You guys are the ones facing Xena and Jericho.
BK: Oh boy!
SummerSham Recall: We see The Ultimate Warrior squashing The Honky Tonk Man for the Intercontinental Title. (Back then this title actually meant something.
Nowadays, the belt means nothing.)
Oh my The Grat Krapi bursts into Edge's dressing room. Ragin Singh told him everything.
Edge: Um, no, I would never say anything like that.
Singh: Krappi challenges you to match.
Edge: Sure, but if I win, Krappi is off the team.
After the commercial they have their stupid match.
The New World Nexus scares off Edge and Singh. They surround Krappi but back off and allow him to leave.
After a commercial we see a Summersham preview as we have an elimination match Team Nexus vs. Team WWE (Mark Henry, Goldust, Hart Dynasty, Evan Jobber Bourne,
Yoshi Totsu, and Burger King)
Yawn!
Why is the Goldust character still around for? It's so outdated. Can't they just have him wrestle as Dustin Rhodes? Why can't TNA just sign him so we can be rid of this crap?
OK, where was I? Oh, as expected Nexus won in a clean sweep. ...
WWE Divas Champion Alicia Fox w/ Jillian Hall def. Brie Bella w/ Nikki Bella.
Hey Vinnie, why are the TNA Knock Outs better than your Divas?
Oh, Fox turned on Hall after the match.
Ted DiBiase, Jr. w/ Maryse vs. John Morrison R-Truth joins the commentary. After Teddy wins, via another miscalculation between Truth and Morrison. We look at a worried John Xena.
A pointless interview occurs with Josh Matthews and Randy Boreton.
Shame-Us and Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz vs. John Xena and Chris Jericho
Bowl: Codebreaker! Jericho turns on Xena! I don't believe it!
BK: Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tags himself in and actually pins Xena.
Jericho then applies a lion tamer on Xena but of course he counters with an STF. The Great Krapi orders the fighting to stop. Edge gave him a spear.
Now Morrison and Truth enter the ring so for they can start shoving each other.
Bowl: Everybody's arguing! So long from Monday Night Flaw!