Did You Know?
Our "superstars" are no longer allowed to bleed on TV?
We can't show any blood at all.
We don't use the word junior.
The Junior is dropped from Rey Mysterio, Jr., as well as Chavo,
and Ted (DiBiase). When the "seniors"
do appear, it's Chavo Classic and the Million Dollar Man.
The term "wrestling" is no longer used on our programs. Instead it's been replaced by sports entertainment and sports entertainers.
Because we don't consider them as wrestlers either.
We fear competition.
Cripple H has job security.
John Xena will always be pushed down your throats.
No one ever stays fired if it occurs on TV.
Our sheep fans love Hornswaggle.
Our sheep fans will watch whatever crap we put on.
We blew our chance to sign AJ Styles.
Nexus is NWO 4.0
We got Don Johnson and Napolean Dynamite to guest host Flaw to promote the movie When in Rome. But we couldn't get Kristen Bell, the movie's star, to appear. Gee, I wonder why.
We have no tag team division.
We used to have Taylor Wilde under contract but messed it up.
Our Hall of Fame is not legit. The real one is The Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame located in Amsterdam, NY.
We don't care about our fans.
There's no reason to have Bret Hart around at this point.
Shame-Us is only getting a big push because of Cripple H.
Drew Mc Intyre is getting pushed for the same reason.
Hornswaggle was our last Cruiserweight Champion.
Our Diva Search, the first one, was basicly a waste of time as everybody got hired.
We rehired Gail Kim and Christian Cage only to do nothing with them.
John Xena is immune from the dress code.
Apparently when CM Punk talks about how many reigns he's had as World Champion, he doesn't count his ECW reigns. Or his ROH ones for that matter.