The So-Called Longest
Running Episodic TV Show in
history continues...
Let's see what the gang at
WWE have been up to!
The booking strategy meeting.
Vinnie Mac Daddy: Wow! So far the
John Xena joining the New World Nexus
has been working out great.
Stephanie: Really? I thought people
despised it.
Cripple H: Hmmmm... What if John Xena gets
fired from the WWE by "Hollywood" Wade Barrat?
Vinnie: Aw! I just love fired angles.
Steph: Me too, Daddy!
H: Yes, but here's where it gets exciting. Even though
John Xena is fired, he'll still be on TV.
H: Brilliant!
Steph: And yet, he'll still be in his ring gear.
Vinnie: And he'll be able to speak on a microphone!
H: OOOOOoooooo! And yet his theme music will off
course still be able to play.
Vinnie: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Steph: And then he'll get reinstated.
H: This will be great.
Vinnie: Our loyal fan base will obviously eat this up.
H: I love having yes men for fan boys.
Steph: They're sheep. that's why.
H: Indeed, Steph.
Vinnie: Plus we'll put the belt on The Mizzzzzzzz.
H: Yes, too bad he sucks.
Steph: Why do our audience like that irritating joke of a
jerk for anyway?
Vinnie: Because they're idiots. Our crap is PG now and yet
those delinquients are still loyal to us all.
H: It's really a joke to have a PG wrestling program in
this day and age.
Vinnie: Sports entertainment you mean.
H: Correct, Pops!
Vinnie: This is why I favor you two over Shane.
Steph: Aww... Thank you, Daddy.
H: I'm sooooooooooo lucky that I
married into this family.
(They have a group hug.)
(Suddenly, John Xena walks in.)
John: Hey yo yo yo... The Chump is here!
(They all smile at him.)
Vinnie: How are you, my man?
John: Excellent Vinnie. Thank you again for
turning the company PG.
Vinnie: Best decesion ever.
John: Oh, that Kaval guy, the one who was Senshi in
TNA.
Steph: Yes?
John: He's a much better performer than I am.
H: Don't worry, we'll make him want to quit.
Vinnie: Yeah, he's worn out his usefullness anyway.
H: I agree.
Steph: We don't want wrestlers we want entertainers.
Vinnie: Perhaps if he did the cobra move like Santino
Marella does than that would be different.
Steph: Oh, that Santino is just simply amazing.
H: One funny guy.
Steph: Let's make Santino and that Russian jobber of
ours the Tag Team Champions.
Vinnie: And let's split up the Hart Dynasty while we're
at it.
John: Makes sense to me.
Vinnie: We need to continue splitting up our tag teams.
Steph: This is what our audience wants to see.
H: And they also want to see me win the World Heavyweight Title
again.
Vinnie: And celebrity guest hosts.
John: Oh, I love those.
WWE 2011 Plan of Action...
Randy Boreton wins Royal Fumble
Continue to have Wackdown roster on Flaw
Have Boreton decide which title he wants to challenge for even though it's clear that he'll go after Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and not Edge.
Have Justin Beiber perform at Watered-down Mania, WWE's biggest stage of them all.
Fool ourselves into thinking a broken down Underseller can go toe-to-toe
with Brock Lesner.
Have The Underseller compete with Kane instead, with Paul Bearer in his corner,
one more time because that's what people want to see.
Have Bret Hart referee the Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz vs. Randy Borton match.
For Watered-down Mania "surprises" invite Pee-Wee Herman, Jesse Ventura, Roddy Piper,
the Played-Out Goldust, Sgt. Slaughter, "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Ron "Damn" Simmons,
David Arquett, Napolean Dynamite, Don Johnson, Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, Bob Sagatt,
John Stamos, David Lee Roth, Dusty Rhodes, Oprah Windfrey, LL Cool J, The New Kids on the Block, Pete Rose, and a reunion with the cast of the TV show Wings.
Have Edge defend the belt in a fatal four way. Ugh!
It'll be Edge vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Mark Henry vs. Jack Swagger
Put Tag Team Championship match between Santino Marrela and The Russian Jobber vs.
"Dufus" Cody Rhodes and Kofi Kingston.
For the WWE's Hall of Fame mockery let's induct Barry Horrowitzz, Steve Lombardi,
Alex Trebek, Vannah White, and Danny Davis.
As for diva action, we'll have our rip-offs of The Beautiful People from TNA, LayCool,
against our Divas Champion, Nattie "Natalia" Neidhart, and Melina in yet, another fatal four way match.
Um... Plus we can have a match over the leadership of the New World Nexus, pitting CM Punk vs. "Hollywood" Wade Barrat.