Imagine If...
TNA Wrestling Total Nonstop Action
Going with the storyline WWE never finished
Main Players
Paul Burchill Kathie Lea Burchill Desmond Wolfe Chelsea Christopher Daniels Taylor Wilde Douglas Williams Brian Kendrick
Douglas Williams, still the TNA X Division Champion, and a member of Fortune, still
has unfinished business to take care of with Brian Kendrick.
Meanwhile, a feud heats up between Eric Young and Desmond Wolfe on X-Plosion.
On a Pay-Per-View event Brian Kendrick almost wins the X Division title when Wolfe
interferes to impress Ric Flair.
Fortune doesn t allow Desmond entry into the faction.
On Impact, Desmond Wolfe (with Chelsea) wrestles Eric Young. Brian Kendrick
interferes and allows Young to win.
On the next Impact there s a fatal four way match for the X Division Championship
between Douglas Williams, Brian Kendrick, Eric Young, and Desmond Wolfe.
Young wins the match and the X Division title.
On the next Impact, Williams gets a return match, but Young retains.
The next Impact, Young defends the title against Brian Kendrick. He has
another successful title defense.
On the next Pay-Per-View, Eric Young successfully defends the X Division Championship
against Desmond Wolfe. Chelsea finally has enough of Desmond, she causes him to be defeated.
On Impact, Chelsea is now with EY.
Desmond Wolfe informs them he had a rematch clause which he s using for the next Pay-Per-View event.
Wolfe mentions he s no longer seeking to be a member of Fortune. He say he can handle things on his own.
On the next Pay-Per-View event during the X Division title match, after a ref bump, EY hits the
piledriver. He pins Wolfe. Suddenly, Paul Burchill comes out of the audience and batters EY to a
pulp. He places Wolfe on top of him. After the ref gets up, he makes the three count.
In a title match, Roxxi defeats Angelina Love in a re-match.
On the next Impact, Burchill and Wolfe jumped Eric Young after he defeated Magnus.
Christopher Daniels returns and makes the save.
The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels is revealed to be EY s tag team partner for the PPV event.
On the next Impact, Christopher Daniels defeats James Storm.
During a Katie Lea vs. Hamada match, the camera catches Paul looking at Katie, checking her out.
Mike Tenay and Taz don t comment on it.
Eric Young & Christopher Daniels (w/ Taylor Wilde) defeats Generation Me.
On the PPV event, Young & Daniels defeat Wolfe & Burchill (w/ Katie Lea & Chelsea) when Daniels
pinned Wolfe.
Velvet Sky defeats Roxxi for the Knock Outs Championship.
On Impact, we see video footage of Desmond Wolfe and Chelsea entering a hotel to see Paul Burchill while
a cameraman followed them.
Wolfe knocks on the door and calls for Paul. The door opens and we see that Paul and Katie Lea are in
the room together.
In the second segment, we get a subtle clue that Paul and Katie are sharing the room.
In the third segment we see there s only one bed in the room.
On the next Impact, Daniels wrestles Wolfe with the X Division title on the line. Wolfe wins.
On the next Impact, after Taylor Wilde defeats Daffney, Katie Lea ambushes her.
On the next Impact, Eric Young gets a title shot at Desmond Wolfe. The British Invasion members
are barred from ringside.
Rob Terry turns heel, helping Wolfe retain, and rejoining the British Invasion.
On the PPV, we have Eric Young, Christopher Daniels, & Taylor Wilde vs. X Division Champion
Desmond Wolfe, Paul Burchill, & Katie Lea. The heels win when Burchill pins Daniels after
interference from Magnus and Terry.
During an episode of X-Plosion, Christopher Daniels and Eric Young (w/ Taylor Wilde) defeat the Motor
City Machineguns for the TNA World Tag Team Championship.
On Impact, Magnus and Burchill (w/ Katie Lea) win a non title match against Daniels
and Young w/ Taylor Wilde).
After the match Desmond Wolfe runs in to attack them along with his teammates.
Katie Lea attacks Taylor Wilde. Suddenly, Suicide appears and makes the save.
Suicide has now joined TNA World Tag Team Champions Christopher Daniels and Eric Young and Taylor Wilde in
their alliance.
On the next Impact Taylor Wilde defeats Velvet Sky to regain the TNA Knock Outs title.
On the Pay-Per-View, Desmond Wolfe defeated Suicide to remain the X-Division Champion.
Taylor Wilde defeated Velvet Sky and Sarita in a triple threat match to hold on to the
Women s Knock Out Title.
In a street fight, Christopher Daniels and Eric Young defeated Magnus and Paul Burchill to
hold on to the Tag Team titles.
Paul Burchill and Magnus eventually defeat Eric Young and Christopher Daniels for the
TNA World Tag Team Championship at the next Pay-Per-View event.
Norman Smiley becomes the manager and spokesman for the British Invasion. His first big order
of business turns out to be signing Douglas Williams away from Fortune to join them.
Two weeks later a match for the TNA Television Title is signed between AJ Styles (the defending champion)
and Douglas Williams. Burchill and Magnus helps Williams defeat Styles for the TV title.
On a special New Years TNA program, Taylor Wilde defends her TNA Knock Outs Championship against
Katie Lea Burchill. In a terrific encounter, Katie Lea captures the championship.
On Impact, The British Invasion parades around wearing their championship belts. Chelsea announces
she s searching for a partner to go after the Knock Out Tag Team championship belts, held by Sarita and Daffney.
So far the team contains
Norman Smiley: manager
Desmond Wolfe: TNA X Division Champion
Paul Burchill and Magnus: TNA Tag Team Champions
Douglas Williams: TNA Television Champion
Katie Lea Burchill: TNA Knock Outs Champion
Chelsea: manager
A week later on Impact, Norman Smiley announces he s hired Jetta to be Chelsea s partner.
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On the Pay-Per-View it was announced that Neil Faith had joined TNA.
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Norman Smiley immediately took notice.
Sarita and Daffney retained their titles. But, by February, Chelsea and Jetta wound up winning
the Knock Out Tag Team belts.
Now the British Invasion possessed every TNA title except the World Heavyweight Title. Jeff Hardy,
thus far, has had a long and spectacular title reign. He s defeated Rob Van Dam, Mr. Anderson,
Kurt Angle, Jay Lethal, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer, Rhino, and Mick Foley in title matches.
Neil Faith eventually joins the British Invasion and has a competitive feud with Christopher Daniels.
A Lethal Lock Down match takes place between, Magnus, Paul Burchill, Desmond Wolfe, Douglas
Williams, and Neil Faith against Christopher Daniels, Eric Young, Suicide, Jay Lethal, and
Amazing Red. The faces pick up the victory. (Daniels, Young, Suicide, Lethal, & Red.)
Neil Faith begins having wrestlers from other countries flown in to wrestle him.
On Impact Faith wrestles The Great Muta. On another Impact, he wrestles Jushin Thunder Liger.
Both times, Faith wins.
My 5 year plan for TNA Wrestling starts with Slammaversery of 2011.
Sting (C) vs. Mr. Anderson TNA World Heavyweight Championship match
Beer Money (C) vs. Matt Hardy and Ric Flair TNA World Tag Team Championship match
Abyss vs. Crimson No DQ match Gunnar (C) vs. Christopher Daniels TNA Television Championship match
Kazzarian (C) vs. Max Buck vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Suicide vs. Douglas Williams vs.
Magnus in an Ultimate X Title match
Mickie James (C) vs. Madison Rayne vs. Tara vs. Winter vs. Angelina Love vs. Velvet Sky
in a Queen of the Mountain match Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett in an I-Quit match Sarita and Rosita (C) vs. Miss Tesmacher and Karen Jarrett
Also, thinking outside the box here. What if TNA hired a new Knock Out that got them tons of media attention?
What if she were a non-wrestler? Ever hear of Abbie Cornish? From Sucker Punch? She has the look for sure.
If TNA signed her, she could get the best training as well as get the publicity. Too be honest it was because
of Sucker Punch that I became familar with her name and decided to watch Limitless. Both were great movies.
She looks like she could be a TNA Knock Out.
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I can see the publicity now. Things like this work for the WWE all the time.
Sarita and Rosita over Tesmacher and Karen
Kurt Angle wins by wrenching in the ankle lock, having Jarrett trapped for a full 5 minutes in the hold.
Mickie James retains
Kazzarian retains
Daniels wins TV title.
Crimson over Abyss with appearance by Samoa Joe now making it a 3-way feud.
Hardy and Flair become TNA Tag Team Champions
Sting defeats Anderson.
Christian Cage for Randy Orton
*beep* You by J-Reso
I see Orton driving round town With the title I love and I m like, *beep* youuuuu! Oo, oo, oooo I guess the quality matches Wasn t enough, I m like, *beep* you! And *beep* Cena too! Said, if I was bigger, I d be main eventa Ha, oh ain t that some *beep* Ain t that some *beep* And although I ll be midcarding again I still wish you the best with a *beep* youuuuuu! Oo, oo, oooo
Yeah I m sorry, I can t no sell getting hit by a Ferrari, But Cena and Orton can definitely get you there. I guess they re Superman, and I m more Batman The way the writers book this *beep* ain t fair.
I pity the fools that pay for pay per views (oh *beep* Cena s getting gold fella) Well (but everyone knows fella) Oooooooh I ve got some news for you Yeah, fans are pretty tired of this same *beep*
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Now I know, that I d have to roid up, Beg and steal and lie and cheat. Trying to move up, trying to get over. Cause having talent alone don t get you anywhere
I pity the fools that pay for pay per views (oh *beep* Cena s getting gold fella) Well (but everyone knows fella) Oooooooh I ve got some news for you Ugh! The fans really hate yo ass right now
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Now Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, why d you wanna wanna hurt Smackdown so bad? (so bad, so bad, so bad) You know you need more top faces on On the Friday night Smackdown B-Brand (B-Brand, B-Brand, B-Brand) The fans are like Huh? Why? Huh? Why? Huh? Whyyyy Vinny? We love Christian We still love Christiannnn AHHHHHHHHH!
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