A letter from Cripple H to Vinny
Mac Daddy...
Hiya, my dear Mac Daddy,
I hope all is well on your trip
to supervise our new cable network.
I have a few ideas to make the WWE
cool again to everyone and not just our
legions of mindless sheep.
And TNA will of course never be able to
top this. All they have is... wrestling.
How can they say that out-dated word?
OK! Here's my list of suggestions...
1.) Make me World champion again by having me
defeat CM Punk in a face verses face match.
I'll beat him in 45 seconds to make it more shocking.
CM and I will shake hands afterwards.
This should be done ASAP.
2.) Immediadtely afterwards plans for my Watered-down Mania rematch with The Underseller should begin. If you insist that Seller keep that stupid streak of his I'll just get DQ'd
after getting frustrated.
3.) Out of nowhere, we could just turn Beth Phoenix face and she
could become my new Chyna.
4.) Let's have me then form a brand new super faction.
Me, Beth, Kevin Nash, CM Punk, Shawn Michaels, Marty Jannetty,
Sean Waltman, BG James, Kip James, Scott Hall, and Diamond Dallas Page.
Also, Steph could manage us.
5.) Put the Tag Team belts on Shawn and Marty.
6.) Um... I'm not sure if Beth is Divas champ or not (I can't be bothered)
if not she should get the belt in our faction.
7.) Also, I think we should rehire Chyna.
Talk to Joanie. Throw money at her.
8.) I'd like my very own action series on the new network.
Thanks, Pops!
Love, your sonny, Cripple H!
Cripple H mails it out.
Vinnie MacDaddy recieves it. MacDaddy smiled as he read it.
So, he sent his son in law a text message.
I recieved your letter.
Loved it! Brilliant!
I agree with everything!
Let's get it rolling ASAP!
And he pressed send.
Crips grinned.