Aaaaaannddd. We are BACK, ladies and...well, whatever! By the way, I got mah green high tops! WOO! (This was last year and since then, my dear mum has thrown them out -_-
Kay now. Here's Sammy and Casey and Marissa!
*cue applause*
And oh yeah, Lana and Warren and Danny…
*I press a button and booing fills the room as the two (BEEEEEEEEEEEPS) walk in the poor room that does not deserve to have them in it*
"Sammy, Casey, I think you'll like the mail we've gotten here" I tell them as I smile evilly.
"Lana, Warren, you guys have mail too." They start looking all pleased and conceited. I can't wait to read it.
I ANNOUNCE (cause I'm an important person, nah just kidding.) "Lets do this before I change my mind and jump into the Hudson River and drag a few people with me… *Ahem* This one is by Cammycrazygirl a looooong time ago.
Cammycrazygirl said...
Tell Casey that he will kiss Sammy if he wants to survive, and that he knows that he will marry Sammy and that they will have children. Also tell Sammy that I want her and Casey's autograph, but mostly Casey's picture. Message to Casey- I LOVE YOU!
I ask Casey "Well Casey, you heard it. Do you want to survive?"
You really wouldn't believe how red their faces were. Lana and Warren were just reeeaallly maaaad.
Lana was the first to speak. "What kind of a host are you? My daughter will not be kissed by my boyfriend's son! "
"How bout this, Lana? You shut up, sit down, and let Casey kiss Sammy so I don't have an angry group of Cammy obsessed girls tracking me down and murdering me!"
Casey is sitting next to Sammy and leans over and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek. Sammy has been silent this whole time. In fact, backstage, she told me that the other day, she was walking down the street and she saw Casey and waved to him. He actually turned around and started running away from her.
I think Lady Lana is gonna strangle me. I'm dead serious.
I try to avoid her death glare while I read the next question aloud.
Cammycrazygirl said...
AND BRING IN A TRUTH DETECTOR!
I snap my fingers and my dear, dear friend Christopher rolls in the truth detector. That shit was expensive. He's grunting and panting. "Can I take a break?" he asks.
"NO, SLAVE." Hehehe I'm so terrible.
He glares and pushes it into the middle of our lovely circle.
I explain how it works…"If you do NOT tell the truth, it shocks you. Simple as that." It looked like a big chair with straps to hold down your arms and legs with a big thingy on the top that goes over your head. In other words, it looked like the big hair dryer things at the beauty salon.
:) "Oh look ANOTHER question from Cammycrazygirl…y'know, she actually commented and reviewed EVERY TIME…"
*cough cough* "You guys could learn from her…
Cammycrazygirl said...
Message to Lana and warren- YOU TWO ARE BOTH (BEEEEPING) (BEEEEPS) WHO ARE ALWAYS TALKING (BEEEEP) AND YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BESIDES YOUR (BEEEEPING) SELF. That was very censored. Keep it that way.
Lana and Warren are already pissed with you, Cammycrazygirl. Warren says "Is this girl a stalker or something? I think I heard on the news the other day about a patient from the mental ward who escaped."
I slap him on the back of his head. "Next question, and Warren and Lana, don't you dare insult these good Cammy obsessed people or I will smack you and you will find your self-"
WE ARE EXPERIENCING A FEW TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. SHARE THE FRUSTRATION.
"Mmkay… Soooo…sorry about that… Next question is from… oh God, I can't even remember her current FF username… Well her Blogger username is xxCammyLoverxx. I THINK her current FF name is CaseyIsMyValentine… "
xxCammyLoverxx said...
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO. I LOVE THISSSS! (Heart sign cus FF doesn't show tags)lol
"It nice to know that our pain and suffering amuses her."
"Which one of you said that?" I ask them.
"It was Lana!" Sammy says quickly.
I clap my hands. Christopher comes in and glares at me. "I'm making the chicken parm… WHY YOU INTERRUPT ME?"
I glare back. "You must punish Lana… go now, slave."
He rolls his eyes. "You're so weird, Jennifer…" He walks up to Lana and grabs her by her hair and drags her into the closet :)
About three minutes later…
Lana crawls out, gasping for breath. "What…the hell…was THAT?"
I answer, "THAT was my kitty's litter box. Next question!"
Optimistic4ever said...
You are hilarious!I totally freaked out my little sis cuz I was on the floor ruined it though. I had to get back up and shove her away cuz she's waaaay to young to know what a crush is. (I think) She thinks to have a crush on someone is to hurt them so badly that you leave a mark on them forever! (Don't ask)
Sammy speaks up. "Her sister is kinda right. If you have a crush on someone and they do something to you, like avoiding them, you can feel really hurt and that can scar you for life."
Casey doesn't get the hint.
Optimistic4ever said... (again:)
Question for Warren: Do you even care about Casey?
Question for Lana: Do you even care about Sammy? After she saved you from poison, you treat her like this?
Lana is a self-centered bitch. (I don't care that I have no idea whatsoever about what that means. It just feels good to let my anger out on her!)
"Well, Warren? Do you care about Casey?"
"Of course I do! Why would anyone think that I wouldn't? Just because I'm dating Sammy's mom?"
"You don't get it Dad! None of you do!" Casey is reeeaally upset now. Now he knows how we all felt when he only kissed Sammy on the cheek and that it was a teeny tiny kiss!
"Casey," Sammy says in a soothing voice, "calm down...please."
Casey huffs and sits down.
"Lana?"
"Of course I care about Sammy!"
Sammy speaks up. "Can we put her on the lie detector? I seriously doubt that she means anything about what she says anymore."
"Roooooobyyyyyyynnnnn…" I call…
He stomps in and tells me, "You call me one more time and you will NEVER get chocolate again."
He shoves Lana into the detecting thingy that looks like a blow drying chair in the salon like I've said before.
"Now say it again Lana." I instruct.
"Of course I care about Sammy."
ZZZZZZZZZZZttttttttttZZZZZZZZ "AhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHH GET ME OUTTA THIS CRAPPPPppppppPPPP…"
"Hey! That piece of crap cost me MY LUNCH MONEY FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS. I can't even afford the ketchup packets anymore!"
I take the key for the chair outta my pocket when suddenly, Dorito comes outta nowhere and grabs the key with his mouth and swallows it!
"Well...I guess we'll hafta wait. Go wait on Lady Lana's lap, Dorito. She's strapped down so she can't throw you off. Go ahead. I'll send Christopher to go get some water for you. You must be parched."
Lana screams bloody murder. "I WILL KILL YOU WHEN GET OUT OF THIS!"
I tell her "Hey, 'kill' and 'will' rhyme!"
Optimistic4ever said... (This girl is awesome…)
Praise for Rita Keyes: You are such a caring grandmother. I 3
Warren just has one thing to say: " What's with the three and that less than sign?"
"Stupid! That's an emoticon! Its a heart! Like 'I LOVE YOU'!
Sammy and Casey immediately blush. Hmmmm...
To end this, I say "Y' know somethin'? I think that Gramps left to get away from Lana, not Rita. Its too bad he never knew that Sammy would turn out to be such an awesome person. He would've stayed. Maybe he would've knocked some sense into Lana when she started dating that bastard."
"I heard that!" I stick my tongue out at him. "Nexttt, my lovelies!"
storyluvr12 said…
I abso-fucking-lutely love it! I think it's a great idea!
I swear, you guys make me feel so special :)
Lana speaks up, "You think it's a great idea? How about you come in and have her fry you into bacon!"
"Shut up, mom."
Ooooooooooh… that awkward moment when you talk back to your mom… I should know, too x)
"Next…question?"
XxSammyKeyesxX said…
Why The Fudge Nugget Is Casey Bein Mean To Our Poor Sammy? And Yeah, The Other People Are Kind Of Right! Sammy Has A Habit Of Crushin On Older Guys! So Here's My Question To Casey- WHY ARE YUH BEING SO FUDGIN MEAN TO SAMMY! And Here's My Other Question To Sammy- WHY WONT YUH JUST ADMIT THAT YUH LIKE CASEY? Yuh Know Yuh Wanna Say It! SO SAY IT! I Dare Yuh :)
Casey frowns. "I'm not being mean to Sammy. She's an amazing friend to me, I wouldn't want to hurt her like that!"
Its time for my mega supah death glare reserved for boys.
Sammy says, "I do like Casey… he's such a good friend to me, even though his sister hates me with a passion."
Ohhhhhh shit… they totally just avoided the question… -_-
*insert me grumbling words that should not be read*
"Next question before I stab pencils into Lana's throat." I say brightly.
sammy4ever said…
oh yeaaahhh, i'm in this story.
oh EFF YEAH, MY MOM IS IN THIS STORY.
guuuurl, you rock.
You guys make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside *insert heart here*
La la Lana is glaring. "So you're crazy and mental and yet they still talk to you."
=P "Don't piss me off, Lana…"
SammyCasey4ever99 said…
That was funny! I loved it! I have a question though... Why is Casey avoiding Sammy? Is it because of their parents? And I am with Sammy! She is so not turning into a girly girl! Sure her thoughts are a little more mushy towards Casey in CHC and WC, but she doesnt wear makeup, or fix her hair in a fancy way...
"HA! I TOLD YOU SO, LANA." That's Sammy. She jumped out of her seat and pointed at Lana. "I told you I wasn't a girly girl. Now I have someone on my team… and I'm not THAT mushy… am I? "
Everyone avoids her gaze, guiltily… lalalalala…
"Oh look, another question!"
Cammygrl said..
AND SHES BCK! APPLAUSE EVERY1! CAUSE NEWYORKANG3L IS *BACK!* WHOS HAPPY? I AM! now...how about something frm whn theyre d8ing...
XOXO
Cammygrl
D: "I'm updating NOW, at least. *Sniffle sniffle* You guys are so demanding… You're lucky I love you guys."
Sammypercuspotter said…
When do you think heather will get over them LIKING each other?
to sammy and casey
Casey replies, "Heather will hate Sammy as long as Sammy is sweet and nice and amazing and-"
I shout, "CASEY, WE GET IT."
He blushes a cute shade of pink.
Sammy answers, "Heather is… difficult. I'm sure that if she TRIED, she could be nice. Apparenlty, she's too lazy to work it out."
"Laaaast question from, guess who? :) Yaaaaaay Optimistic4ever."
storylover8nowOptimistic4ever said…
This is really creepy because yesterday I was sitting in a seat thinking it would be cool if you did a Sammy Keyes Live fanfic, and today when I logged on, I saw this.
This got soooooo hilarious after a while!
Anyways, I was storylover8, not 12. But now I changed to O4E on fanfic.
Onto my questions which are directed to Sammy and Casey both.
Out of all the candidates running for president, who do you like best?
and...
What are your thoughts on the Casey Anthony case?
Lol, sorry NYD, I had to throw that in.
Yay, sammy4ever is back!
"One sec while I put on my "I am so stupid" face…"
"It was storylover8? Awhhh FUDGE -_- Dude, I'm a mind reader. I sensed your SKL vibes and posted this xD OMG O4E… POLITICS QUESTIONS? I LOVE YOU :D"
Sammy says, "I like Michele Bachmann from Minnesota. I mean, DUDE IT'S A WOMEN! A LADY. I THINK THE FEMALE RACE DESERVES A CHANCE. She's amazing. She speaks the truth, no matter how much controversy there is. What do you think, Casey?"
He thinks about it. "I kinda liked Herman Cain. But he was suspended on December 3rd cuz of the rape accusations so I lost all respect for him. This guy started out as a radio host and now he's in POLITICS? I had so much respect for that dude."
I throw in, "OHHHMYGOSHHH CASEY ANTHONY CASE CASEY ANTHONY CASE CASEY ANTHONY CASE… DUDE I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BREAK SOMEONES TEETH CUZ IM SO HYPE…"
Casey says, "I think she was innocent."
STAY CALM STAY CALM STAY CALM
"I think she was guilty." YES! THIS IS WHY I LOVE SAMMY.
Casey gives her a look. "Sammy, they barely had any evidence."
"Evidence? You want evidence? HER CAR TRUNK SMELLED LIKE A DEAD BODY. HER MOM DIDN'T REPORT HER ONLY DAUGHTER MISSING AFTER A MONTH AND MADE UP SOME NANNY TO GET HERSELF OFF THE HOOK. When things were looking bad for her, she said she was sexually harassed by her DAD. SHE SMILED IN COURT. "
"Sammy, that doesn't mean anything… innocent until proven guilty."
Sammy huffed. "I hate the court system. I swear, that jury was biased or something. I hope Casey Anthony gets harassed for the rest of her life for what she did to that girl."
Casey gave Sammy a sympathetic look. "Sammy, you only feel that way because Caylee's mom was young and irresponsible like Lana."
Sammy shot outta her chair and stammered, "I have to go…"
She shot out the door to go to her room… cuz remember…I'm holding them hostage ;D
Casey stared at the door. "I…am such… an idiot."
He sat down and stared at the painting on the wall. Starry, Starry Night. Vincent van Gogh was amazing. And crazy. But awesome…
I stare at everyone in this room and notice that Marissa and Danny had left. -_-
But then Marissa stormed outta the closet (not the punishment closet) crying. "I thought you cared, Danny! Aren't I good enough for you?"
(Note: Marissa and Danny have been going out for like… a week)
Danny says, "Marissa, you're just…just… a kid. I'm sorry…"
Marissa storms out the door. These girls are so fast…
Ah well. Review or there will be no Chapter 3… Sorry if its weird, I'm just like that…