We are back with a few more people! WOO! We now have Sammy, Casey, Lana, Warren, Brandon, Marissa, Rita (otherwise known as Grams), and Heather! *cue booing at the mention of Heather's name*
Heather walks over to me and snatches the remote outta my hand, throws it on the floor, and stomps on it.
"Well then! Heather woke up on the wrong side of the bar!"
"Shut up!"
"What if I don't wanna?"
"Then I'll rip your mouth off and shove it up your-"
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AGAIN. THANKS A LOT HEATHER! THIS COSTS A LOT OF MONEY!
"aLL RIGHT NOW, JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. tHAT WAS DIRECTED TOWARD THE aCOSTAS. eXCEPT FOR CASEY. aND IT WAS MEANT FOR YOU lANA and I just realized that I still had caps lock on."
Cammycrazyfreak said... (Its just Cammycrazygirl under a different name. It's a long story)
Casey. Put Casey on the truth detector, and ask him if he loves Sammy. I bet I know what the answer is.
Cammycrazyfreak said (Again)...The answer is yes, if you haven't figured that out yet.
I look up and see that Casey has already gotten outta his seat and started running for the nearest exit.
"Robyyyyyyyyyyn!"
Hehehe, That's Christopher :) He's still my '''''''''''''''''WOIVGL/OOHv
(Sowwy. He's right next to me and he doesn't take to kindly to being my slave. But this is what you get when you hack me, fool.)
Seconds later, Casey is dragged into the detecting thingy and strapped down. (By the way, we got the key back from the last time. :))
I can tell the other Acosta's are steaming mad along with Lana. So to make it interesting I say to no one in particular, "How bout we let Sammy ask the question?"
All hell breaks loose.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"LANA, SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW!"
Thank God for Grams!
Casey is still struggling and Sammy is trying to figure a way outta here. Marissa is grinning like the Cheshire cat. Heather is gonna kill Sammy later. Rita looks amused like Its about time they admit their feelings for each other!
Brandon and warren are looking uncomfortable. I know that I didn't capitalize warren's name. He doesn't deserve to be capitalized.
"Sammy, just get it over with!" My thoughts exactly, Marissa!
Sammy is looking down and she's trying to hide behind her hair. Finally, she mumbles, "Do you love me, Casey?"
"You're my friend, Sammy. I love hanging out with you and stuff. You're amazing and its so easy to talk to you. I love you like a sister."
"CASEY! IMMA MURDER YOU!" Sorry, that was me. Marissa definitely agreed.
"Wha-a-at?"
"Oh forget it! You people are impossible!" I unlock him and this time, he sits nowhere near Sammy.
WHAT. THE . FUH.
I totally stole that xxCammyLoverxx .
Optimistic4ever said...
OMG do that! And ask Casey while he's on the lie detector if he's ever had a crush on a girl before he met Sammy!
A groan is heard.
"Again? These people hate me!"
"Au contraire, Casey. They love you. They only want the best for you and Sammy."
"Whatever", he says blushing. "Let's just get this over with."
After he's all strapped down and stuff...
"You heard the question. Answer it. I'm too tired to ask you."
"Not really. I thought the girls were kinda pretty but I didn't like them. They're all stuck up snobs. But then I met- I mean, nothing!"
I sigh. We were FINALLY getting somewhere and he snaps back to reality!
sammy4ever said...
okay, if Casey's coming on then i want to ask him what he thought of Sammy when he first saw/met her. And where did he come up with macaroni and salsa (which is really good by the way)?
"I guess its a good thing that I'm still stuck here, huh? When I first heard that she socked Heather in the nose, I was kinda impressed. I always wondered what it would be like to punch Heather to get back at her. When I first met her, I thought that she had a smartmouth."
"Excu-u-use me?"
"In the good way, Sammy. Honest. And the macaroni and salsa? Well, I had some mac n' cheese on the table and Heather over here messed with it. It kinda backfired since I actually like it."
"I'll take you out now, Casey. There's no more questions for awhile."
"Awh sh- crap. There's more?"
OMGOMGOMG HE'S TRYING NOT TO CURSE IN FRONT OF SAMMY.
Optiistic4ever said... (Again :)
Lady Lana, break up with Warren or I will hunt you down and put you under arrest for child abuse. You know I'm on the FBI, right?
"I will NOT break up with my man and if you arrest me, who will Sammy live with? Sure, she already lives with Rita but wouldn't the manager hear that I've been arrested and finally put two and two together?"
"He's not the manager." Sammy says.
"Like I care!"
Optimistic4ever said... (This girl is too awesome)
Ask Marissa why she feels Sammy is so special. Ask Brandon how he feels about Sammy. Ask Lana to break up with Warren. Ask Warren to break up with Lana. Tell Rita Keyes that she is awesome. Tell Heather that I feel sorryfor her but to stop annoying Sammy.
"Marissa?"
"Well Sammy is unique and brave and smart. She would never admit to herself but she's really pretty too. She's so modest."
"Marissa-a-a!"
"Well its true!"
"Brandon?"
"Sammy's fun to be around and she cool. She's not like...well...she's not like Heather."
Casey's ears are steaming. Apparently, he remembers that Sammy said that she had a little crush on Brandon last year.
"La-"
"I'M NOT BREAKING UP WITH HIM!"
"Warr-"
"I'M NOT BREAKING UP WITH LANA!"
"You people are like Heather! Rita? Your comment on what Optimistic4ever said?"
"I think that she sounds like a wonderful girl. So sweet just like Sammy when she was younger. Sammy, do you remember when-"
"NO! NONONONONONONONONONO! Grams, I'm begging you! Don't bring that up!"
"Oh all right."
"Heather?"
"I don't care what anyone says, I'll bother the loser if I want to! Who do you think you are! You sound like my brother!"
"I resent that remark!" Casey replies.
"Heather, why are you so mean to Casey? He cares about you, in case you haven't noticed!" Sammy yells.
"Why do you care, Loser? You took him away from me! After he met you, he couldn't care less about me!"
Sammy decided not to answer since that would bring up the taboo subject.
OKaaaaaay. Now onto our current reviews. Damn, I wish you guys would review this much for other stories…
Cammygrl said…
I just..I just luv u. i don't even no how to put it in words... now, a Q 4 Casey: when when when WHEN *WHEN* r u going to propose to Sammy? We cammiacs NEED a cammy happy ending. Now.
As 4 Lana and warren: when r u 2 going 2 break up? its breaking my heart that u 2 r STILL 2gether. Seriously.
As 4 Danny: STAY AWAY FROM MARISSA! I MEAN IT!
our beloved Sammy: i was wondering...well, not necessarily wondering, more...DEMANDING 2 NO...(ok, u get 3 Qs) Q B- would u wanna have kids Q B- if u WERE 2 have kids, who would it b with, C- if u had a girl, what would u name her (cammi is SO the best name for u guys...u no, if it were u and Casey of course...)
and of course, our beloved Dorito (who would EVER 4get him?): how, exactly did Sammy come up w. ur oh so unique name?
Now, i know i ask LOTS of questions, but if you'd like to survive, you'll answer them. Get it? Got it? Good.
XOXO,
the girl who's about 2 die if she doesn't get the next bones episode SOON, (and of course, a cammiac, 4ever, and always, in sickness and health, and...what's the rest?)
~cammygrl
Now, Casey's just staring like WTF?
"When am I going to propose? Does she not realize I'm only fifteen?"
Me and Marissa just look at him like SO FUCKING WHAT?
Lana pipes up, "Why are these kids so obsessed with ruining my happiness?"
Sammy says, "Cuz no one likes you. And kids? I'm fourteen and I really don't feel like pulling a Lady Lana and having KIDS yet. Cammi would be a nice name but I was thinking something along the lines of Caylee…"
Ohhhhh shit like CAYLEE ANTHONY.
I'm sorry, I'm obsessed. And extremely pissed off at the jurors of Florida.
Sammy says, "And Dorito? Yeaaaah, I was eating a bag of Doritos and that sneaky little kitty pounced on my hand and ate my LAST DORITO. It looked so good too…"
Cammygrl said…
I FORGOT! IN my last review, i TOTALLY 4got 2 tell u 2 upd8...so...UPD8!
XOXO (pleaze tell me warren knows what 'XOXO' means...right?)
CAMMYGRL!
OMG LOOK… IM UPDATING…
"… How the fuck should I know what XOXO means?" Warren says.
Son of a…
"HUGS AND KISSES, YOU MORON." I shout. "IM SORRY BUT YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL. SAMMY AND CASEY CAN'T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS, HEATHER'S BEING A BITCH, CHRISTOPHER DIDN'T GET ME A CHICKEN PARM…"
Deep breaths. Deep. Fucking. Breaths.
Optimistic4ever said…
Everyone running for president is a dingdong. LOL Storyluver12, remember that?
Anywho... WOOT WOOT! And another SKL is here!
Can you bring out Cricket? I have a question for her.
How do you feel about Billy, eh Cricket? I got this feeling from Wild Things that you really like him. ;)
Oh, and bring out Billy! I love that boy sooooo much! BILLY I HEART YOU!
Love forever (minus Lana and Warren and Danny),
O4E
Lalalala, I can bring Cricket out :)
And she can leave later cuz I'm not holding her captive in this place for eternity. *coughcough*
Cricket comes up in the elevator and the first thing she says to me is, "That elevator uses waaaay too much energy which could be used to kJHg;vogwe;vgoqwgvolhv"
I really don't understand what she says next. Its like Earth Science. I just zone out…
"So Cricket… whatcha think about Billy? He's a catch, eh?"
She blushes. "I guess he is."
Damn, is everyone in the books in denial of their feelings?
"He's pretty funny…"
"Oh gosh, he's hilarious. I can't remember the last time I've ever laughed so hard… "
-_- Should I just give up?
"Cricket, admit that you like him or I'll let the water run all day…"
She gasps. "Okayokayokay, yes I like him, but pleasepleaseplease don't tell him!"
:)
"You can leave…"
Optimistic4ever said…
Almost forgot!
To Billy: What's your favorite singer/band? And do you like Linkin Park?
Crap. Billy's in his room.
*clpaclap*" I SUMMON THEE BILLY PRATT."
He walks into the room. "You rang, master?" he asks playfully.
I nudge Christopher. "SEE? He has the right slave attitude. You could learn from him…"
"Favorite singer, Billy?"
"Hmm…I kinda like Bruno Mars. He's just really smooth like that. And The Lazy Song? That shit was epically funny. I worship that dude. But Linkin Park is cool too."
SammyCasey4ever99 said…
Okay! My question is mostly directed to Casey. What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CANT YOU TELL THAT SAMMY LIKES YOU AND YOU LIKE HER! Sorry I had 2 yell at you... I am a redhead meaning I get angry REALLY easy! Oh! And N3WYORKANG3L, I love you! YOU ARE AMAZING! I love your stories and hopefully you creating this will make Casey and Sammy realize that they will be 2gether FOREVER! JUST LIKE MY PEN NAME! Even If I Have To Force Them Into Realizing It! *Cue Evil Laughter*
Sammy just stares. "These people…are nuts."
"Shhhhhh Saaammyyyy. Its your fault we're this way anyway." :)
Ohhhh snap, a redhead. But you're a Cammiac so you're definitely not anything like Heather.
XxSammyKeyesxX said…
CASEY- You Screwed Up Big Time, GO APOLOGIZE Before Its Too Late! And What The Fudge, Casey And Sammy? YUH TOTALLY AVOIDED BOTH OF MY QUESTIONS! Answer The Questions HONESTLY! AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS, I LOVE YUH CASEY! No Offense Sammy, BUT Yuh Gotta Admit, Casey Is God-like! AND I HAVE NOTHIN TO SAY TO MR. AND MRS. SELF-CENTERED, BACKSTABBING, 'I DONT CARE BOUT MY OWN KIDS` FREE LOADERS! And One More Thing To Casey, I LOVE YUR HAIR, AND CLOTHES, AND PERSONALITY, AND YUH GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES!
Sammy is glaring at nothing in particular. Oooooh… someone's jealous… =P
Be careful what you say… compliment someone else's boyfriend and shit is going down. But they're not together yet -.-
Casey, however, is horrified. "ANOTHER stalker?"
Hehehe cuz xxCammyLoverxx briefly stalked him… lucky. She got to see him with his shirt off.
Awkward moment when Casey accidentally admits he has stalkers…
sammy4ever said…
oh snap, casey you screwed up.
oh snap, danny you also screwed up.
oh snap, lana you're just a screw up.
"… How did I screw up?" Casey asked in that adorably confused voice.
*my face twisting in a HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW YOU SCREWED UP way*
Lana is all, "I'm a screw up? Samantha was the mistake, not me!"
Oh. Shit.
Awhk-ward…
"…Can I leave?" Sammy asks.
"When we're done…"
Optimistic4ever said…
Cricket, you rock so hard!
Okay, I must stop the commenting now. It's just so difficult to stay away!
Cricket calls from the elevator, "Thank yooooouuuuuuu…"
Yeah, the elevator started going down…
la'a said…
love it :}
Holy motherfucker, that's the shortest review so far… THANK YOU. NO LONG RESPONSE NOW :D
Cammygrl said…
So, apparently i can't stop reviewing...maybe cause u wont upd8? Anyway, i was wonderingifo (like my new word? huh? huh? I DO!) Could u plz shove Casey and Sammy in a closet and put a camera in there and force them 2 kiss? As in, on the lips. NOT ON THE CHEEK! Also, could warren 4get about Lady Lana and go marry some1 else? Like all of those nice women by the names of Anna and Stephanie who love Sammy and Casey, and be nice and not mean? Now, i know ur prob sick of me, but 2 l8. Now, in my story (shocks and surprises) the part that I'm writing, Sammy just got pregnant when they're in..i think she got pregnant in Paris or Rome...she found OUT in Rome, or was it Germany? Well, idk which 1 she actually got pregnant in, ANYWAY, u guys, were like, 20-something, is there anyway u could make that sooner...maybe...now?
Now, to Danny.
IF U DONT STAY AWAY FROM MARISSA, I WILL HAUNT U DOWN AND HURT U!
Marissa: sweetie, have you ever thought of finding a new guy? Like Billy? Or the guy named Kevin who isn't in the books but u might meet some point in ur life? Cause sweetie, Danny is horrible. Sammy will tell u it, Casey will, heck DANNY will! Find a new guy, sweetie. Like, soon.
I believe that's it. 4 now. N3WYORKANG3L,
UPD8!
And ill work on not reviewing so much. deal? Deal.
cammygrl
First of all… CAMMYGRL, GET YOUR BUTT TO MICROSOFT WORD AND UPDATE YOUR STORY. :)
Second of all… "Marissa…?"
"I… I don't know. I've always like Danny and now…now…" She runs out of the room, in tears. Sigh. I'll have to work on her stage fright.
*coughcough*
LETS DO THIS FOOLS.
I grab Sammy by the arm and gently tug her towards the closet. And when that doesn't work, I pull her, practically yanking her arm outta her sockets.
Meanwhile, Christopher is dragging Casey. Actually… it seems like Casey is walking by his own free will. -_- Sure, let ME get the hard one. We shove them in and lock the door.
And we walk over to the TV. A lovely 90 inch screen. Don't judge, this is my story.
Sammy looks down at the floor, awkwardly. "So…"
"So. I truly believe that girl will hunt us down and shoot water balloons at us if we don't kiss."
(^^^ A hint to what's coming up soon. I think Optimistic4ever remembers…)
"I guess so. So… um."
Casey leaned forward and caught her lips in a kiss. A quick kiss, though. A friendly peck on the lips. So friendly, its like he was kissing his sister. Which would be awkward. But it's probably why Heather hates Sammy. She's totally in love with Casey and wants him to herself but he's in love with Sammy and now Heather is obsessed with destroying their love! All I have to say is… INCEST.
DUDE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM KIDDING. SORRY FOR THE GROSS IMAGES
Sammy and Casey sorta fall outta the closet and come back to their seats. With blushesssss :)
Cammygrl said… (AGAIN. GUYS YOU COULD LEARN FROM HER…)
i h8 2 do this but...my bdays this Friday. On the 16th of dec. could u upd8 4 me as a bday present? It would improve my mood seeing as how i have to test on my bday :P
it would REALLY make me happy...so please?
upd8 4 my bday? plz?
I HAVE UPDATED. LIKE A MASTER. AND I TOTALLY STOLE THAT FROM XXCAMMYLOVERXX AGAIN. LIKE A MASTER.
And just a head's up, I won't be updating this until probably next year. I'm still working on my Christmas story. And its driving me NUTS. I'm on like Chapter FIVE and I'm pissing MYSELF off. So much stress. And I'm SUPPOSED to be working on my English essay, but I'm not. Because I love you guys.
And because I'll be mega busy the next few weeks and I wanted to get this out in time for cammygrl's birthday. I hope you don't mind if I update this on Wednesday instead of Friday cuz my parents are gonna do some weird shit to the computer tomorrow D: Soo… Happy Birthday :)
Okay bye for now.