I TOTALLY DID NOT JUST LEAVE ALL YOU GUYS HANGING FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR
sammy4ever said…
okay, okay. i have a question for...hold on, lemme think.
can we bring marissa, dot, and holly out here?
i have a question for holly first: you gonna pay softball this year?
"Well, I'll try out and if I make it then yeah. I'm not gonna let Sammy, Marissa, and Dot suffer with Heather alone."
"Shut up, Trash Digger!"
Oooooooooooooooooh. Sammy's upset now!
"Hea-ther! Go piss up a flagpole!"
Before Heather can retort, I grab the duct tape and put a couple of yards around her head...and arms...and legs...for good measure...
Cammycrazygirl said...
SOMEONE BRING IN A LIE DETECTOR! AND ASK CASEY ACOSTA WHY HE IS AVOIDING SAMMY! Casey Acosta, NEVER lie to Kelly _ _. There are bad consiquences or however you spell it. Sammy, if you don't want Casey, I'll take him. Happily.
"Its spelled c-o-n-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e-s," Warren the jerkwad says.
"Warren! Shut UP! Like it matters! Quit it or I'll put YOU on the lie detector!"
He shut up...but it won't save him. ASK WARREN A QUESTION!
"Well, Casey. You know the drill."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't I answer this question already?"
"Yes but you weren't telling the truth. WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING SAMMY?!"
Sammy's looking down at her high tops.
Casey sighs. "I just don't want to be around her ."
"WHAT?! WHY THE _ _ NOT?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!"
"Nobody asked."
Shoot. ASK NOW!~!
Lana asks smugly, "Sammy, do you want Casey?"
Its just a whisper. "No.''
I guess he's yours, Cammycrazygirl. Hmmm. There's a lot of competition out there though. Who else wants him?
"I think we should raffle Casey off," Heather pipes up.
Hmm. Maybe. What do you think about that idea?
Optimistic4ever said...
ROFL! Dot how do you run so fast?
"Why do kids, nowadays use letters instead of words? Are they THAT lazy? What does ROFL even mean?"
"Warren, Imma kick you!" I yell, frustrated with his incompetence.
"So Dot?"
"I guess it just comes naturally. All of my ancestors were amazing athletes."
"I bet they were amazing cheaters too!" Lana yells. Why is an adult being a poop head?
"Lana! What is with everyone today?"
Heather's muffled screams get louder. I think that there's a spider on her...Moving on! :)
Optimistic4ever said...
Oh yeah. And Sammy, have you ever sent your enemy 30-40 life threatening emails? My friend said that it works. They totally melt under the pressure! *hint hint*
"I might've done that...once or twice...or fifty times..."
I say, "I've done something like that. But emails are too traceable. I cut out magazine letters and paste them into words on paper. I wear gloves and it ALWAYS works. It said stuff like 'Watch ur back' and 'Revenge will be swift and just, long and painful.'"
Warren and Lana stared again.
"Wha-a-a-a-at? I happen to be a very vengeful person. So Lana, Warren, and Heather? Learn to sleep with one eye open!"
Optimistic4ever says…
You are back! Why is it that every time you come back, Yahoo has something new on Casey Anthony? Hehehe CA and CA. Anthony, Acosta. I'm gonna go to hell for that second observation...
Anyways, Lana: Father indicates someone of a male species, therefore I had no doubt her father was a man... specifics though, would be nice.
NYD: How long till this Fred guy shows up?
Haha, our plans are so uncoordinated :)
Much as I love Cricket, Marissa and Billy go wonderfully together. I even wrote a Marissa/Billy and Cammy story JUST FOR YOU. It's called Zap and I published it but you never read it cuz you were stuck in a church with 8 year olds... which is where I got my inspiration. So yeah, Marissa.
Haha, I knew Casey'd get protective if Danny came in ;) What a creep Danny.
And Heather: The nail polish question wasn't a trick. I just genuinely wanted to know. So what is your favorite song?
And Sammy... According to WVD's blog, your bday is April 6th! LOLOLOLOL
Love forever,
O4E
Dear pineapples, I need to catch up with my stories…
Lana rolled her eyes. "You don't need to know who her father is. No one does. So go away."
I throw a cookie at her and respond, "You know I have no idea what I'm doing right now? All the old SKL stories are all scattered up and I'm about to cry because dude…I will never be this disorganized ever again. I think. So I don't even remember who Fred is. What was I thinking? And currently, well I'm pretty sure we all know by now that Danny has messed up the whole Marissa/Billy thaaaang. WVD even put in that little valentine thing in Sin City where Dot and Billy got matched up like whaat? And I knooow you're happy about Heather being kinda sorta friends with Sammy now haha, you've always loved Heather."
Heather however, still looks suspicious. As if O4E has ulterior motives for being so nice.
The One You Never Suspected says…
He needs to be with Marissa! He just needs to be!
And I feel so bad for Sammy and Casey. I mean they OBVIOUSLY like each other, but they are having so much pressure put on them to get together. I feel bad for them, don't get me wrong, but I am also enjoying it. Just maybe use handcuffs and handcuff them together. Then they HAVE to be together and they might actually tell each other they like each other!
And Billys birthday is 2 days after mine! WHAT! made my day! Billy you must be with Marissa! There us no doubt in my mind that you to belong together just as much as Sammy and Casey!
Marissa forget Danny! Billy loves you! Danny is a no good jerkface that just likes to string you along! He and heather deserve to go live by their selves on an abandoned island where they can't bug anyone!
Okay hmm... Question... Sammy what do you want a a future job? Yeah that's right no damns for you to kiss casey! Aren't I nice!
P.S. I was going to reccommend taking your and Casey's heads together so that you guys weren't kissing, but your faces were like only a few inches apart so then if someone happened to hit your guys heads you guys would kiss. Genius right!
Sammy buried her face in her hands like Please kill me now.
And lookie here! Billy has nothing to say for once. He's blushing furiously, avoiding Marissa's gaze. Well, she's not exactly looking at Billy. She's kinda still looking at Danny's ugly face. Ughhh…baby steps, baby steps.
Sammy's eyes light up at a normal question for once and she says, "Ah, well I'm not sure. I guess I always think about being a detective one day? Maybe it seems silly, but what else could I ever possibly do? I mean, I basically already solve mysteries, I might as well get paid for them, right? And, erm, thank you for not destroying my dignity."
Casey, on the other hand, was looking a bit hopeful about the whole kissing thing. Hmm?
Anoymous says…
FINALLY U UPDATE! :) send another guy to kiss Sammy its sweet when Casey gets jealous! :). And MARISSA! UPDATE SOON! :)
Ha. Ha. I'm here…a year later. Hi.
Sammy screams in frustration. "Are you serious! Another guy! Are you guys trying to kill me?"
"Ohh, hush. I'm older than you and you're getting more action than me. And then you have Casey over here too!" I pull in some random guy that I keep kidnapped in my basement *cough* don't ask me why. Don't worry though, he;s cute. It's a tumblr boy. "You. Kiss Sammy. Now. And then go back to the basement."
He walked over to Sammy saying, "Hi. My name is-"
Sammy cut him off with a quick peck on his lips, blushing furiously. "Okay bye."
And all the while, Casey is just glaring. "How was the kiss?" he ground out.
"Shut up," I tell him. "That one was my favorite. Marissa's turn. You get another one of the boys locked up in my basement."
Another one of my basement boys comes up to peck Marissa on the cheek and Billy is all flustered watching that. "Haha, kissing the cod?" He didn't mean for those words to come out. He needed something to say and that was all that he could come up with.
I luv cammy says…
didnt billy get together wiht marissa already? i personally think billy should be with marissa but he should have a twin who is a bit shier who gets to be wiht cricket
and i love anne of green gables! - i only read the first 2 and a bit books but gilbert is one of the cutest guys ever
and psych - i love shawn and juliet - the last episode i watched was the roller skating girls who were thieves
for sammy and casey - if you have read mortal instruments by cassandra clare, would u date any of the main characters - jace and alec for sammy and clary and isabelle for casey, unless if casey is gay and has a secret thing for alec P
please tell me that warren knows what P means!
oh and this is for everyone: have you seen the show Once upon a Time? - the season finale was a while back and it was relly good! Which fairy tale characters are you most like and why?
do not tell lana or warren: we should have ceaser come in and tell lana not to date warren or because lana seems to be obsessed with sammy's life, we should have sammy pretend to date danny and lana will move on to date danny's dad
i love you all,except lana, warren, and danny
just heather should get psychiatric help , heather: do you like all things red?
You know I was obsessed with Gilbert Blythe for a period of time…like he was just so sweet like can I have him?
*whispers* Shules omfg what yess
Sammy said, "Uhh…naw. Alec doesn't swing that way and Jace is a bit too arrogant for my taste."
I whisper, "But I'll take him."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Casey rolled his eyes. "I think I would prefer Alec over Izzy and Jace."
Sammy snickered. "You read the book?"
He blushed. "No…I…I checked Wikipedia."
Suuuure.
storylover3 says…
Aaaaaaah! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY another chapter :D Marissa and Billy are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO meant to be together! I mean, I love Cricket and all, but she won't be able to handle Billy's crazyness... Anywho... I hope Lana's face looks better now X) Warren, u r a dum dum... Do you not hear the cry of all the people protesting against you and Lady Lana? As the man in the situation (unless ur weird and greatly fear spiders) its all ur fault. Grams, I love you! Lol, I love how Casey needs Danny to aggravate his protectiveness for Sammy :) Heather... Well, I think u should plot something to break ur dad and Lana apart... That would be funny :)
For the record, Lana's face does not look better.
YES
BLAME THE MEN
MEN ARE TO BLAME
If there are any guys out there who love Sammy Keyes, though, you're cool. But only you guys.
Percabethgirl2645 says…
TEAM MILLY (marissa and Billy) FTW! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, k that's enough. Omg hurry up and update please! Ahem, please put marissa and Billy in the closet that Casey and sammywent in and make them . Do it. Thanks. Oh, and ask Sammy to get Dorito and lady friend :D. Or a man friend. Wichever.
I think I am the only one that sees Billy with someone else like Cricket or Holly or Dot. MARISSA HURT BILLY SO BADLY I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT HAPPEN TO HIM AGAIN.
But hey, you requested.
"Into the closet with you!"
Marissa gets up reluctantly and goes to the closet with Billy at her heels.
Jeez, I already know it's going to be awkward.
Sammy shook her head condescendingly. "I already know what she's going to say. 'I don't like you like that, I like Danny, just a peck on the cheek okay?' She's gonna break his heart." She sighed. "Love is stupid. Maybe Dorito will have better luck than me."
Pirate37 says…
OMG. This is hilarious. I LOOOOOVVVVEEEE it.
So my question is for Sammy and Casey: WHY Wont you two just go out with eachother. I mean, if I had a guy who would treat me the way Casey treats Sammy, I would never let him go... EVER. Sammy has a perfectly good man waiting on her every second and there "just friends". It's annoying. You know that expression 'you never know what you have until it leaves.' (or something like that) well its true. I mean, I was just like Sammy. I had the most perfect guy ever as my best friend and we both loved eachother but I let him get away:,( so Sammy don't make the same mistake I did. Just go out with him. He might get board of you not making a move or rejecting him when he tries to and leave you. Just take the chance. You'll thank me for it one day
Sammy fiddled with her hands and looked up once to find Lana glaring at her. "Erm…well…I don't like Casey that way. We really are just friends."
Casey scoffed, a disgusted look on his face. "Whatever."
Well then…
XxSammyKeyesxX said…
This Is A Truth Or Dare Review, Each Character Has To Answer My Question TruthfulLy And They Have To My Dare;
Casey: So like.. Do Yuh Ever Think Of Sammy As Yur Girlfriend? O.o And I Dare Yuh To.. Give BilLy A Bro Hug. Yuh Know Wat That Is Right?
Sammy: So Like.. How's School? Do Yuh See Casey Alot? Do Yuh Ever Think Of Casey As Yur Boyfriend? And I Dare Yuh To.. Kiss Casey On The Cheek. Not So Bad Right?
Heather: QUESTION! First Of AlL, We ALL Know That Yuh Made Out Wit Danny One Time Wen Yuh Asked Him Over To Yur House For 'Lemonade', And I Was Just Wonderin.. Who Started It? And Why? And My Dare For Yuh Is.. Dye Yur Hair Light Brown Wit Blue Higlights For The Rest Of The Show, And Then Dye It Back Afterward :)
Lana: What Do Yuh See In Warren? Is He Sweet? He Doesnt Force Yuh To Do Stuff Right..? O.o My Dare For Yuh Is To Be Nice For The Rest Of The Show. And That Means NO Groanin, NO Insults, NOTHIN Bad Or Hurtful. Nice. Yuh Do Know Wat Nice Is Right..? Somebody, Get Her A Dictionary -_-
Warren: Do Yuh Like Chinese Food? And Wen Yuh Say That Lana Is Sweet, Were Yuh Jokin Cause Like.. Yuh Married Candi. So We Can't Take Yur Words Seriously. I Mean, Yuh Went From CRAZY And INSANE To.. Sweet? That Just Doesnt Happen. My Dare Is To Get Casey Watever He Wants After The Show.
Rita: Do Yuh Like Like Hudson? Even Though He's A Flirt? And My Dare Is To Kiss Hudson On the Cheek. NO BUTTS!
Hudson: Can Yuh Stop Bein A Flirt? Yuh're Supposed To Be Wise But Yet, Yuh Like To Flirt Wit Other Ladies. Why? My Dare Is To Admit Yur Feelings To Rita By The End Of The Show.
Billy: Who Do Yuh Like? And I Dare Yuh To Kiss Marissa And Cricket (IF SHE LEFT THEN BRING HER BACK) And TelL Us Which One Yuh Like More!
Jennifer: Where The HelL Have Yuh Been? I Couldnt Even Message Yuh One Facebook Cause Yuh Changed Yur Name AGAIN. Is It Jennifer Janquell Now? And I Dare Yuh To.. Idk. Pinch Lana?
Hehe, I'm Done. Sorry If I Missed Anyone. :) AND YUH HAVE TO ANSWER EVERY QUESTION AND DO EVERY DARE!
Casey sighed. "Now why would I ever think of her as a girlfriend? After all we're just friends." The way he said that was almost mockingly and spiteful. He rubbed his temples as if he had a major headache. "Yo, Billy. Bro hug time?"
Billy ran to him yelling, "I need a huuuug! Hug me like my mommy," he whined. He gave Casey a full on intimate hug.
Sammy smirked a bit at their embrace and said, "Ah, well finals just finished kicking my ass, so I'd say school is doing lovely. And like I said, Casey is just my friend…" Lana was glaring at her again. Sammy stood up and walked quickly over to Casey to peck him on the cheek and ran back to her seat.
Heather sat back in her seat smiling. "Ahh yes. I remember that day. Well he started it. He was all, 'Ohhhh your hair smells pretty, can I kiss you?' Danny Urbanski is not as smooth as one might think. And are you kidding me! Do you know what that dye will do to my hair? Ughhh!" She stomped over to the bathroom with the hair dye and shut the door. "Ughhhh!"
Lana tossed her hair back. "Honey, he didn't do anything to me that I didn't want him to."
Sammy practically gags and Casey clutches his heart dramatically. "STOP TALKING," they yell simultaneously.
Lana glares at them. "Weirdoes. And I can be nice, you just never see it. I'm a good mother though."
Casey mutters, "If Monster Mom means nice, then yeah sure."
Warren slaps the back of his head. "Don't be rude, Casey. And to answer your question, I like egg rolls. So yeah, I guess I like Chinese food."
Then I slap the back of his head. "Shut up."
"No," he disobeys. "And Lana is the sweetest, kindest person I have ever known. She's spontaneous and sexy and-"
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP," everyone yells. Heh. Maybe you yelled it at the screen too. Who knows?
He rolled his eyes. "Get Casey whatever he wants? Seriously? This is a fifteen year old boy, he probably wants condoms or something."
Casey looks at me as if he was in pain. "Please kill me now before that man who claims to be my father embarrasses me any further. Just…get me a laptop or something. I need something to do while we're held captive here by this lunatic."
I clear my throat. "Ahem."
"I mean wonderfully kind lunatic."
"Much better."
Rita says, "Ah, well. I'm much too old to be having any little crushes anymore. I think Hudson is an admirable man." Of course, as she says this her face is turning a bright shade of pink.
Hudson looks a bit smug at this compliment and says, "When you're as old as I am, you tend to try to relive the glory days. I don't mean anything by flirting. I just miss the days when my back didn't feel like a leprechaun was doing an Irish jig on it." He faced Rita and said, "And my dear, I find you to be a remarkable woman. You raised your daughter and your granddaughter to the best of your ability. Your daughter is a bit misguided, but you have to admit you did a wonderful job with Sammy. You know you've done good. And I-" He was cut off by Grams' lips connecting with his wrinkly old guy skin.
Say it with me now: Awwhhhhh.
Time to bring in Cricket. This is going to hurt every aspect of me because I do not and have not ever ever thought of Marissa and Billy together like uhm what when did this even happen?
He blushed furiously. "Er well I already kissed Marissa today so I guess I'll just kiss Cricket now?" He gives her chaste kiss on her forehead and digs into his pocket for something. He pulls out a flower that I will tell you, has seen better days. Billy hands her the flower, saying, "You said that your mom used to love these and uhh, you mentioned her birthday coming up soon so I thought-"
I cut Billy off to spare him further embarrassment. "Billy, we can check back with your feelings next time, eh?"
So yeah, I get in trouble a lot and had to delete FB. But you know something, screw it. I never want to see another status with someone saying, "Hey I'm pregnant again, I think I'll keep this one."
I stick my tongue out at Lana and pinch her arm. "Buahahaha."
storyluvr12 said…
DUDE! I LOVE YOU! THIS HAS TO BE THE EPICEST IDEA EVER! I mean, writing this fanfic of course!
I was wondering...Lana, did you decide that illegally keeping your only child with her grandmother while that said child doesn't have her mother is a good idea? I mean, don't you worry about someone that came out of you? Like, literally.
Heather: O4E convinced me that you are a good persons at heart... I believe in you.
Casey: you're an idiot. I think this sums up everyone's feelings. Just kiss her.
Although O4E likes CricketxBilly (yeah, she's damn influential) I think I will stick with MarissaxBilly.
Thx and update soon!
Lana groaned, exasperated. "Why does everyone have such a problem with me leaving Samantha with my mother? What was I supposed to do, take her with me? Do you know how much a nanny costs by the hour in LA? She turned out fine anyway! I think…"
Heather nodded her approval. "Guess I'm gaining a bit of a fanclub. Huh."
Casey has been looking incredibly distant. "I'm not an idiot. I just know what I want. Apparently Sammy doesn't. So whatever."
Ugh. Idiot.
MarissaxBilly practically breaks my heart…
Xx stickyfingers xX said…
IN the future cam i waana Sammy and Casey in Tahiti on their 10th anneversary.
lana and warren- go to hades(NOT TOGETHER THO)
Heather- go to rehab(hahah. amy winehouse moment)
Sammy and Casey- KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!
dANNY- keep ur paws off Marisssa!
Marissa-3 words; GET. OVER. DANNY. *sigh*
btw- im new!
Im kinda scared to put a future cam of them on an anniversary…like what if they're doing stuff?
Nasty stuff?
Like…
*whispers* kisssssssing
But I'll do it anyway. But I won't let any of them see it. I think they'd start a riot (my name…haha)
Sammy slammed the door to her home as she was coming in from a very long and very annoying day at work. She wanted to throw a machete at someone. Who in the hell thought that Sasha was stable enough to work for Internal Affairs? The girl has some serious problems and Sammy was suffering her wrath.
This was not a fun day.
First of all, she woke up on her tenth fricking wedding anniversary and Casey didn't say jack squat to her. All she got out of a very sleepy Case was, "Can you put a pot of coffee on?"
Ugh. Men.
Sammy was very irritated today and felt that she might snap at any given moment. She kicked off her high tops and trudged off to her room, glad that Marissa was watching the kids.
She found a very bashful and lovestruck Casey sitting on their bed with a four course dinner on the sheets. "I can't believe you thought I forgot."
Sammy smiled and launched herself onto the four poster bed into her husband's arms. "Jerk."
"Ahh, but you still love me."
"I wonder why…" she teased.
"Because I'm an incredible kisser?"
"Because I am an incredible kisser and it took me asking you three times to get you to marry me?"
"Maybe…shut up and kiss me."
Well, that was interesting.
Hades is on vacation with Persephone. Which pisses me off, like seriously dude c'mon people need to die and you're taking a break?
Ah well. Don't worry…Lana and Warren shall suffer very soon.
Heather glares. "Pfft, you can't bother me. I have two people who still like me sooo what. Ever."
Sammy buried her face into a pillow and screamed. "Nooo please stop, you guys are gonna kill me!"
Danny raised an eyebrow. "Who are you to tell me to stay away from Missy? Go somewhere!"
I kicked Danny and while he is clutching his balls in pain, Marissa says, "I…I can't. He's the only guy I've ever really liked. I gave up so much for him to like me. Like my dignity. I can't just get over him like that."
Someone shoot me just NO AGH.
It's been a year since I updated this. You are no longer new, you are family. Join us all for a Sammiac group hug.
*hugs*
moustachelover14 said…
Please write more soon! here are my questions.
Warren: Can't you see how badly Lana treats her own daughter most of the time?
Marissa: Danny is a sleezebag! Go for Billy! He likes u!
Sammy and Casey: OMG! Just go in the closet (with the camera, of course) and kiss like you mean it! And admit You like each other as more than friends!
Danny: STAY AWAY FROM MARISSA!
Love your story!
Warren yells, "None of you have seen Lana like I have!"
I cough out, "You mean naked? Thank God for that."
He snaps, "No! Sammy is just disrespectful and Lana needs to enforce discipline!"
Marissa whines, "Danny likes me though! He is a mature guy now, I swear he's changed!"
…She's so naïve.
Sammy gives a scream of anguish. "I AM DONEEEE." And she runs into the elevator to take her to her room.
Well, that was dramatic.
Pfft.
SHE WILL FNICKING KISS HIM IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO.
"Why is the crazy girl's eye twitching?" Danny asks.
"Suck it, Urbanski."
"Wha-"
"SUUUUUUUCK IT."
BooksBeforeLife said…
Haha! Love this story! Why is Heather such a bitch!? CASEY AND SAMMY NEED TO FUCKING ADMIT THEY LOVE EACHOTHER! I'VE READ ALL THE BOOKS! I KNOW THEY DO!
Well, Heather is such a bitch because her mommy and daddy are crazy and she's been driven mad by her insane jealousy of Sammy's epicness.
Yess the looove. Just don't forget, I wrote all of this before Wedding Crasher came out a loooooong time ago. Which is why I sound really stupid and childish in my earlier responses.
The Reviewer said…
OMG! This is soo funny! You totally need to update!
And this is directed at the beloved Cammy couple: Just freaking admit it, you totally love eachother! I can be right there in a matter of hours so seriously, JUST FREAKING KISS HER! And *real* this time? Thanks.
Warren and Lana: Same goes for you, except opposite. I will come down there, and believe me, you will want to have never even seen the man... So breakup, 'kay :)
Baiii :D
Random person who reviewed
Casey chuckled. "Seriously? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE? I sincerely hope you do come down here and put me out of my misery, WE ARE BEING HELD CAPTIBE PLEASE SAVE US FROM HER."
I ran over to Casey and put a strip of duct tape over his mouth. "And Casey will no longer be answering any questions tonight. Lana, break up with Warren,"
"Make me."
"Die."
PolarBear said…
Casey: Grow up and grow a pair tell sammy that you like her the faster you do the faster you get out of there Hahaha mein Nachname ist Casey
"MMHKVN M,VJLVJLDNKDSJSFDJGNNSGIJGIJHGHIOGIGJLDGHG-"
"Holy freaking fuck, Casey give up. I taped your fnicking mouth shut."
Dude…I'm done with this chapter.
After AN ENTIRE 364 DAYS
I am sorry for dying.
Sorta.
THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT OKAY. I PUT UP A POLL ON MY PROFILE FOR YOU TO VOTE ON WHO YOU WANT BILLY TO END UP WITH SO PLEASE GO VOTE ON IT BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T LIKE MARISSA AND BILLY TOGETHER I KNOW IT SOUNDS WRONG BUT I JUST NEVER SAW IT. SO PLEASE GO VOTE ON IT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
So there! Should we raffle Casey off? Help me with ideas for punishing Heather, Lana, and Warren. Why doesn't Casey want to be around Sammy? I know the answer! BWA HA HA HA HA ! Hmmm. Maybe I should go to a "special place".