Fangirl, Randy; Randy, Fangirl Chapter 5
A/N: This chapter is really long and I apologize for that. I just didn't know where to cut it off. I think it's well worth the read, though. Thanks for reading and reviewing! I really appreciate it!
The next morning, Riley woke up on the couch to Randy's snoring in the bedroom. She sneaked into the bedroom and gently straddled his lap armed with a feather pen from her purse. She ran the feather up and down Randy's face. He stirred a little, so she stopped. He looked so peaceful; Riley was in mid-thought when Randy snorted in his sleep. She laughed out loud, waking him up. "What are you doing?" he asked sleepily. Riley laughed. "There is a cute little southern belle sitting on your lap when you wake up and you ask her what she's doing?" She asked.
He sat up. "Good morning, Riley." He said with a small smile. "Now, what are you doing?" he asked. Riley laughed. "You were snoring and woke me up. I thought I'd wake you up, too." She said. Randy smiled and stretched. He silently asked her to get up by rubbing her legs. She climbed off his lap and sat on her knees.
He stood from the bed and walked around as he was looking for something. "I'm free today after my workout. Is there anything you want to do?" he asked. Riley shook her head. "I can't really think of anything." She said. Randy nodded as he went into the bathroom.
When he came out, Riley was lying in the bed. "I'm going to the gym right now, but I was hoping we could go out when I get back." He said. Riley smiled and walked over to him. "You're okay with that?" he asked. Riley nodded. "Yeah. Sounds good." She said. Randy smiled and kissed her passionately. Riley wrapped her arms around Randy's neck and pulled him down to her level.
Randy laughed into the kiss; Riley pulled away and smiled. She knew that he was laughing because of her height. Randy looked at the clock; it was 10am. He had set up a date for Riley and himself for 12:30. "I'll be back in about 2 hours." Randy said. Riley smiled and nodded. "Okay." She said. Randy smiled and pecked her lips. "Have a good day!" she yelled after him as he walked off the bus.
Randy had never kissed Riley like that. The kisses were usually soft and short, but never so deep like the one they just shared. Riley just stood there; still. She eventually shook herself and took a shower. She shaved her legs and washed her hair. When she got out of the shower, she blow dried her hair then styled it.
She was finally able to get dressed when her hair was perfect. She looked through her clothes and pulled out a pink lace day dress. She paired it with open toed sandals. Riley had just finished her make-up when her cell phone rang. She smiled when she saw it was Randy.
Hey Randy! Hey. I'm on my way back; I had to cut my workout short. He sounded a little upset. Is everything okay? Yeah. Everything's fine. I see you in a little bit. Okay. Bye. Bye.
Riley knew something was wrong, and she was determined to find out what it was. She sprayed on a little perfume and scrolled through tumblr, waiting for Randy to come back.
Half an hour later, Randy walked onto the bus. He looked angry, but he smiled when he saw Riley. She frowned. "What's wrong?" he asked. "You." She said. Randy sighed and sat next to her on the RV's couch. "Nothing's wrong; I told you that." He said. Riley nodded. "You said nothing's wrong, but I can tell there's something bothering you." She said.
"Do you really want to know?" he asked. Riley nodded. Randy took a deep breath. "I talked to Sam today." he said. Riley breath hitched. "Are you okay?" he asked. Riley shook her head and stood from the couch. "She's your wife, Randy; I can't compete with that!" she said. Randy pulled her down so she was straddling his lap. He wiped a falling tear and kissed her forehead. "There is no competition, Riley. Trust me."
Riley sniffled. "What did she say?" she asked. Randy chuckled. "Nothing really. She just said hey and asked for some money. That's it." He said. Riley nodded. "Do you love her?" she asked. Riley expected Randy to think for moment, but he answered immediately. "No." he said quietly. Riley didn't say anything. "What are you thinking?" he asked. She smiled and kissed him deeply. They broke the kiss; Randy smiled. "I like the way you think." He said. Riley laughed and pecked his lips before dismounting.
"What are we doing today?" she asked. "It's a surprise. Let me change and we'll go." He said. Riley smiled and nodded. Randy quickly showered and wrapped a towel around his body while he rummaged through his bag
"I just need to shave; then I'll be ready." He said. "NO! Riley yelled. "What?" Randy asked. "Please don't shave." She said sweetly. Randy laughed. "Why not?" he asked. Riley smiled softly. "I like the beard; please don't shave it." She said. Randy smiled and put his shaving supplies back in his bag. Riley pecked his lips. "Thank you." She said rubbing the scruff on his face.
Once Randy was dressed, he led Riley to the rental car and drove them to their destination. Riley was surprised to see that they pulled up to a small bakery. "What's this?" she asked excitedly. Randy didn't answer her; he just smiled and exited the car to open her door. He took her hand and walked up to the bakery doors.
There was a note taped to the inside of the closed, glass door. "The sign says it's closed." Riley said sadly pointing to the sign. Randy smiled. "I know. It's closed for us." He said. He opened the door for her and she walked in. There was a single table set up with only 2 chairs.
The owner greeted them. "Hello! You must be Randy?" the elderly lady said to Randy. He smiled and nodded; he shook her hand. "Yes and this is Riley." He said. Riley smiled at the lady and shook her hand. "It's nice to meet you." She said to the lady. "Good to meet you both as well. Why don't we get started?" she said.
Riley looked to Randy for an explanation. He took her hand and followed the bakery owner to the kitchen. "You can mix and match batter colors and flavors. You can do the same with frosting. Are either of you allergic to anything?" The owner asked. Both Randy and Riley shook their head. The owner nodded. She handed Riley a laminated piece of paper. "Here are the baking instructions. Just ring the bell if you need anything. I'll be in the next room. You two have fun!" she said as she left.
When the owner left, Riley turned to Randy. "What is this?" Riley asked. Randy smiled. "It's a date; I figured since you like to cook, I wanted to bring you here so we can bake something together." He said. Riley smiled and kissed his lips. "Thank you." She said.
Randy smiled. "So, where do you want to start?" he asked. Riley looked around at all the molds and pans; she eyed a cupcake pan and pointed to it. It was huge; it had 50 cups. "Can we do cupcakes?" she asked. Randy smiled and nodded as he grabbed the pan. They washed their hands before getting started.
Randy and Riley mixed premade cake batter with food coloring. Randy used green food coloring and Riley used pink food coloring. They talked casually throughout the process; just meaningless conversation. They put cupcake baking cups in the pan and poured the batter in the cups. Riley put the pan in the oven then set the temperature and timer before she washed her hands.
While Randy cleaned off the counter and washed his hands, Riley stood in front of the oven and watched the cupcakes bake. She was daydreaming and didn't here Randy call her name. Suddenly she felt strong arms wrap around her waist. Randy kissed her cheek. "What are you thinking about?" he asked. She turned around in his arms. "Us." She answered. "Us? What about us?" he asked.
Riley shrugged. "I don't know. I just don't know what we're doing." She said. Randy nodded and thought for a minute. "I really like you, Riley. I do. You feel the same way about me, right?" he said. Riley nodded. "So, what don't you know?" he asked. "I just don't feel right in this relationship." She said.
Randy nodded. "Because I'm married right?" he asked. Riley nodded. "So you consider what we have a relationship?" he asked. Riley chuckled and nodded. Randy smiled. "I guess the lack of sex makes it a real life relationship, huh?" he said. Riley laughed out loud. "Remember when I said that I like you?" he asked. Riley nodded. "A minute ago? Yeah. I remember." She said. "I take that back." He said. Riley frowned. "What?" She asked. "I don't like you anymore. I love you." He said. Riley smiled. "I love you, too." She said. She wrapped her arms around Randy's neck and just hugged him. She felt so secure in his arms; she had never felt anything like it. He held her tightly as if he was afraid she was going to slip away.
When Riley pulled away from the hug, she kissed Randy deeply. He didn't take long to respond. When he did, he picked Riley up and sat her on the cleaned counter. She wrapped her legs around his waist and tried to pull him closer. Randy had his hands under her dress and caressed the smooth skin on her thighs. Riley let her own hands roam under Randy's shirt; she felt the velvet skin on his stomach and got goose bumps. Riley pulled Randy's shirt over his head and attacked his lips again.
Randy pulled away from Riley's lips and traced kisses down her jawline and to her neck. She moaned at the sensation and scratched at Randy's back as she rolled her hips against his. She could feel his hardening cock and she wanted it. She wanted it badly. The oven's timer beeped. "The cupcakes." Riley moaned. Randy continued the nips and bites on her neck. "Cupcakes… burning." She said trying to catch her breath. When Randy finally stopped, he pulled the cupcakes from the oven and sat them out to cool.
Riley giggled and jumped from the counter. She handed Randy his shirt to put back on. When he did, they wasted time waiting for the cupcakes to cool by snapping pictures of each other with their smart phones. Soon, the cupcakes were cool so they frosted the cupcakes with whipped frosting. Riley ended up with a little frosting on her face and she accused Randy of putting it there. It led up to a battle of frosting between the two. Frosting was smeared all over their bodies and clothes.
When the cupcakes were topped with frosting, Riley looked around the kitchen and spotted something. "Ooh! I have an idea!" Riley said. She grabbed a roll of grey fondant and started making hearts for garnish. Randy realized what she was doing and joined her. Together, they made enough for all the cupcakes. Once the hearts were placed on top of the icing, Riley and Randy put the cupcakes in 2 carry away boxes that held 25 cupcakes each.
Randy checked his watch; it was nearly three o'clock. He had planned to see a four o'clock movie and have dinner with Riley.
Randy drove them to the hotel where he and a few of the superstars were staying for the couple of days they were off. "Where are we?" Riley asked. She was expecting to go to the RV. "This is what the city folk call a hotel." He said jokingly. Riley laughed as he led her out of the car and into the hotel lobby. Randy scoped the lobby thinking it was empty. There was one person there that he didn't see. The elevator took him and Riley up to the top floor. The doors opened and Riley gasped at the sight. The room was beautiful.
As she looked around, Riley noticed that Randy had brought the gold dress and matching shoes she bought. She looked to Randy for an explanation. "We have another date." He said. "We could both use a shower, though. You can go first. But before you do, I have something for you." He said.
Randy handed Riley a gift bag. She pulled the tissue paper out of the bag excitedly. First she pulled out a bottle of body lotion. Upon reading the label Riley saw that it was edible; it was strawberry-vanilla flavored. At first she was confused; then she saw what else was inside. She laughed when she pulled out everything else. It was a pink lace push-up bra with matching cheeky panty. She found the gift hilarious and Randy didn't understand why; neither did she. For some reason she just laughed. "I'm sorry! I don't mean to laugh at it. I love it. Thank you so much!" she said. Randy just looked at her admiring her laugh and smile.
"I'm going to take a shower now." She said. Randy nodded. Once Riley disappeared into the bathroom, Randy pulled another gift that he had hidden earlier from beneath the bed. It was a gift basket with all things Randy Orton: all of his apparel, action figures, and WWE games. He didn't think it was much, but he knew Riley would appreciate it.
Eventually, she emerged from the bathroom in the fluffy robe the hotel provided. When Riley saw the gift basket, she squealed. "Oh my god! Is that for me?" Randy nodded. "I can't! I cannot!" she said with excitement. Randy frowned. "You can't what?" he asked. Riley laughed. "Nothing. It's a tumblr thing." She said. Randy nodded. " I love this, Randy. Thank you." She said giving him a hug.
Randy took his turn in the shower as Riley prepared for their evening. By the time Randy finished his shower, Riley was fully dressed and ready to go. Randy was mesmerized by her. The dress fit her perfectly; it hugged her just the right way. It made her glow. He smiled as she examined herself in the mirror. Soon, Randy was ready to go as well.
They left the hotel hand in hand. Again, Randy saw no one as they walked through the lobby, but there was one person scheming and taking notes. Once outside, Randy opened the Riley's car door and got settled in the driver's seat. He drove to a nearby movie theater.
The theatre was much more elaborate than any movie theatre Riley was used to. Riley smiled to herself as Randy parked. She had never felt so loved and adored; she couldn't have asked for more. She was so lost in thought that she didn't realize that Randy had gotten out of the car until her door opened. Randy held out his hand and Riley took it. Hand in hand they walked up to the box office and bought the tickets.
Riley didn't realize that it was a horror movie. During the movie, she clung to Randy's arm and buried her face in his chest; she was terrified. She secretly hated him for taking her to such a scary movie. When the movie was over, Riley was completely silent. Randy laughed at her fear during the film and got an angry glare in return. Next was dinner.
The drive was silent save for Randy's laughter at an angry Riley. The restaurant was beautifully decorated, yet simple. Dimmed lights and small, intimate tables made the restaurant romantic. The hostess greeted the two. "Reservations?" she asked. Randy nodded. "Table for two; Nathan Savage." He said. The hostess looked through the computer and nodded. "Right this way." She said. The two were seated at a secluded table. "Your waiter will be with you soon." she said before leaving.
Randy and Riley looked over the menu; Riley was still silent. The waiter arrived and took their drink orders; they both ordered water. "Okay. Two waters. Are you ready to order?" the waiter asked. Riley spoke for the first time since the movie. "I'll have the Imperial Longfin with broccoli and a baked potato." She said. The waiter nodded. "And for you, sir?" the waiter asked. "I'll have the Scampi Tossed Sirloin Steak; well done." He said. The waiter nodded. "Okay. They will be ready soon." he said before leaving.
Randy smiled at Riley. "I'm sorry." He said. Riley folded her arms and continued to ignore him. He laughed at her tactics. Randy still talked to her. He said off the wall things just to see if Riley was listening to him. She didn't react at all, so he assumed she didn't hear a word. Truth is, she heard every word.
Soon, their meals arrived and they ate silently. When the waiter saw they had finished the meal, he returned. "Can I get you any desert?" he asked Randy. Before Randy could speak, Riley cut him off. "No, thank you. We have desert covered." She said rising from her seat. Randy was surprised to hear her speaking. He paid for the meal and followed Riley to the car; he opened her door before getting in himself.
The drive to the hotel was silent as well. Randy had given up on trying to get Riley to talk to him. Once in the hotel, Randy stripped down to his boxers and slipped under the covers. Riley took another shower and changed clothes. She immerged from the bathroom and saw Randy asleep.
She stood at the bathroom door and smiled. "Can I ask you something?" she said. "Sure." He said dryly with his eyes still closed. "Is it true that angry sex is the best sex?" she asked. "I don't know." He said with his eyes still closed. He sounded annoyed. Riley tiptoed to the edge of the bed and straddled his waste. "Do you want to find out?" she asked softly. He opened his eyes and saw that Riley had on the lingerie he bought her. He smiled.
Riley leaned down and kissed him passionately. Randy rolled her over on her back kissed at nipped at her neck. He was pleasantly surprised to taste the edible body lotion on her skin. He found a sweeter spot when Riley moaned loudly and arched her back. Part of Riley's arousal had come from the scratching of Randy's beard on her smooth skin. Randy smiled on her skin; he was proud to have found such a tender spot.
He focused on that area until Riley squirmed beneath him. He then moved lower on her body; licking and sucking at her smooth stomach. Simultaneously, he removed her bra with one hand. With his tongue, Randy made a trail from her bellybutton to her left nipple. He lapped at it and pulled it with his teeth. He did the same with her right nipple.
"Randy!" Riley moaned breathlessly. "Fuck me! Please!" she begged. He nodded and got up from the bed. He rummaged through one of his bags and went back to the bed with a condom. He wiggled out of his boxers and positioned himself between her legs. He hooked his fingers on her panties and pulled them down; he was shocked to see that they were soaked. He opened the thin, square packet and rolled the condom onto his leaking member.
He leaned down and kissed Riley's lips as he plunged into her; lubricant wasn't needed since she had already provided it. Randy's strokes were slow and smooth but Riley wanted more. "Faster," she moaned. "You sure?" he asked with a smirk. Without thinking about the way he asked, Riley nodded.
All of a sudden, Randy picked up speed; more speed that Riley was hoping for. "Shiiiiit!" she moaned. "ohmygodohmygodohmygod!" she started screaming; screeching, even. Randy knew Riley was getting too loud so he muffled her moans and screams with his own mouth as he kissed her lips.
She wrapped her legs around Randy's body forcing him deeper inside her. She clawed and scratched at his back. He moaned as he got closer to his climax. As his strokes got sloppy, Randy nibbled at Riley's sweet spot on her neck that he found earlier. It sent her over the edge. "Just like that, baby. Right there. I'm coming!" she moaned. "Me too, babe." Randy said. He groaned as he filled the condom with his hot seed.
Riley's body convulsed beneath his as she was lifted high in ecstasy; she arched her back as her eyes rolled back. When she finally settled down, Randy rolled over beside her. He breathed deeply to catch his breath. When he did, he wrapped his arms around his new lover. "That was amazing." He said as he kissed the back of her neck.
She didn't respond; she didn't even move. "Riley?" he called. Still nothing. Randy chuckled. "Speechless, huh? I didn't know I was that good." He said. Riley still said nothing. Randy sat up and rolled her over on her back. "Come on, babe. I said I was sorry for the movie." He said. He kissed her lips but didn't get a response. He didn't feel any air from her nose during the kiss. She wasn't breathing. "Oh my god!" he shouted. He got up and grabbed the hotel's phone. He dialed 9-1-1.
9-1-1. What's your emergency? I need an ambulance to The Gallery Hotel room number 1225! Please hurry! Okay, I'm sending an ambulance your way. Just calm down, sir and tell me what happened. She's not breathing! Do you know what happened to cause her to stop breathing? Um, we just had sex. Then I guess she passed out! Okay, sir. Do you know CPR? Yes. Okay. I need you to perform CPR until the ambulance gets there. Don't hang up, though. Put me on speakerphone if you have to. Okay.
Randy put the 9-1-1 operator on speakerphone and quickly dressed Riley in one of his shirts and a pair of her shorts; he didn't want the medics to see her naked. He started the CPR and hoped for the best.
Suddenly, the hotel door flew open and a couple of EMTs rushed in with a stretcher. "Sir, we need you back up and let us do our job." The EMT said. Randy nodded and pulled on some sweatpants since he was still naked. He stood back and watched as the medics gave her an IV. He was nervous and afraid. He didn't know whether or not she would live. While they did what they had to do, Randy packed up their stuff.
The EMTs strapped Riley to the stretcher and rolled her out of the hotel room and into the elevator. Randy grabbed the packed bags and followed. "Will you be riding in the ambulance with her?" one of the medics asked. Randy shook his head. "No. I'll follow in my car." He said. Shirtless and scared, Randy ran to the rental car and threw the bags in the back seat. He jumped in the car and followed the ambulance with his emergency lights on.
At the hospital Randy, Randy pulled on a shirt from one of his bags and paced in the emergency room. The doctor came in. "Sir, you came in with the red haired girl in that same shirt?" he asked pointing to Randy's shirt. "Yes, sir. Is she okay?" he asked in a panic. "We're not sure, yet." The doctor said. Randy was fuming. "Then what the fuck are you doing out here? You should be making sure she's okay. I swear if anything happens to her—" he said with clenched fists.
The doctor sighed. "I understand your frustration sir and my team is doing the best they can. I came out here to ask for the patient's name." he said. "Her name?" Randy asked. The doctor nodded. "Her name is Riley." Randy said. The doctor wrote on the manila folder in his hands. "and her last name?" he asked. Randy shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know." He said. The doctor looked confused. "The EMTs said she passed out after sexual intercourse. Is that right?" he asked. Randy nodded.
"So why wouldn't you know her last name?" the doctor asked smugly. Randy growled low. "You should be focused on helping her! You should be making sure she lives!" he yelled. "And we will, sir. I just need to know her personal information. Is there any way you can get it for me?" the doctor asked. Randy calmed down and nodded. "Yeah. I can get it for you." He said. The doctor nodded and walked took a deep breath and went back the rental car.
In the hospital, the stranger from the hotel stood in front of the nurses station. "Who came in here with that man who just walked out?" the person asked. The nurse shook her head. "I can't give you that information." She said. "Well, what can you tell me?" the person asked. Again, the nurse refused to tell. The person sighed. "There's $1,000 cash in it for you if you tell me everything you know." The mystery person said. The nurse looked around and made sure no one was watching her. She took the money and told the person everything. "The girl came in and she wasn't breathing. The EMTs said she passed out after sex." She said. The covert individual was in shock. "Sex? Sex with the guy who just walked out?" the spy asked. The nurse nodded. "Thanks." The person said before running out.
Just as the person left, Randy walked back into the hospital. He sat in one of the chairs in the emergency room. He opened the wallet and looked for her ID. He smiled at her picture. It was horrible just like any other ID picture, but she still managed to be adorable. He looked at her name. Riley-Anne Marie Nelson
"Sir?" he heard. It was the doctor. Randy stood. "Her name is Riley-Anne Marie Nelson." He said. The doctor nodded and wrote it down. "Does she have any allergies?" the doctor asked. Randy thought back to earlier that day at the bakery. "No. No allergies." He said. "Okay. I'll update you when we can. I'm happy to tell you that she's breathing on her own, now. We sedated her to run tests, but I assure you she is okay." The doctor said.
Randy gave a sigh of relief. "Do you know what happened?" he asked the doctor. The doctor nodded. "It's called Orgasmic Syncope. It's rare and untreatable." He said. "What's that?" Randy asked. "It's when the nervous system reacts to sudden events. Things like severe pain and extreme pleasure trigger it. Almost like the effect of a knock-out punch in boxing, but it's not painful." The doctor explained.
Randy nodded. "When can I see her?" he asked. "Right now. Follow me." The doctor said with a smile. The doctor pointed Randy to Riley's room. Randy thanked the doctor and went in. Riley sitting up just staring at the wall. She smiled when she saw Randy. "Hey." She said. Randy smiled. "Hey. How are you feeling?" he asked. Riley laughed. "Amazing. That was amazing. I've never had an orgasm like that." She said.
Randy was amazed. "So, you're okay?" Randy asked. Riley nodded. "I'm fine, babe. I promise." She said. Randy kissed her lips softly. "Did the doctor tell you what happened?" Riley asked. Randy nodded. "Really? I'm surprised you and your ego can fit in this room." She said. Randy chuckled. "Did you know you had that?" he asked. "What? Orgasmic Syncope? No. That has never happened before; I've never passed out like that." She said. Randy nodded.
There was a knock at the door. "Come in." Riley said. The door opened and in came the doctor. "Good news, Miss Nelson. You'll be able to go home tonight." He said. Riley smiled. "Thanks, doctor." She said.
Randy stopped the doctor from leaving. "What do I do if that happens again?" he asked. The doctor thought for a moment. "You can either have 9-1-1 on speed dial or tone down the intensity of the orgasm by minimizing the intensity of the sex." He said. Randy and Riley both nodded.
"I'll be back with your discharge papers." The doctor said. He left and Randy helped Riley take a shower; she was still a little weak. After the shower, Riley dressed in a clean t-shirt and sweats Randy packed.
Randy and Riley waited on the doctor to come back. When he did, Riley signed the papers. Instead of going back to the hotel, she and Randy left and went back to the parked RV.
3 Months later
Riley and Randy had settled comfortably in their relationships. There was a short time when they were apart after Riley's health scare, though. Riley had gone back to Tennessee to visit her friends while Randy toured the central United States. They had an understanding: Riley laid low as long as Randy made sure no one knew about their relationship status. Riley kept her orgasms under control so she had not been back to a hospital for Orgasmic Syncope. Everything was perfect.
A/N: Orgasmic Syncope is treatable in reality, but for the sake of this story, it isn't. Major happenings in the next chapter! Review for a sneak peek. I love you for reading!