THERE WILL BE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
Sup said…
HEYYYY OMG SAMMY AND CASEY HAVE YO KISS AND LIKE IT BY THE END OF THIS
Lana started laughing hysterically before stopping suddenly and saying, "How about no?"
…someone's rude today.
Hey said…
I FREAKING LOVE YOU FOR UPDATING. LIKE OMFG SERIOUSLY. THIS IS PURE GENIUS.
I like you guys. You like to use all caps and everything like you're so hype for this. *insert heart here*
To Casey
HEY CASEY!
So tell us angsty readers, if you and Sammy had a daughter, what would you name her?
Casey raised an eyebrow. "I'm like fourteen…but I guess if we had a daughter, I'd name her Irene. Like Irene Adler? You guys know who she is, right? Right? The only woman to ever outsmart Sherlock Holmes? ANYONE?"
Percabethgirl2645 said…
Casey: your responses -_-
Lana -_-
That's really all I have to say. Love this fic though, update soon!
"What's wrong with my responses?" Casey shouted.
"You're kinda being RUDE," I explained.
"You're keeping captive and only feeding us cookies…I'm very irritable lately."
The One You Never Suspected said…
I think you should hypnotize everyone and then ask them questions because they will answer them truthfully. Then you can ask Sammy and Casey what is wrong with them along with other questions we are not getting a truthful answer for.
Kylie
"…Or you could just not," Sammy replied.
"I don't wanna be hypnotized," Casey whined.
That's cute; they think they have a choice.
Buahahaa. Ask questions for when I shall hypnotize them with my special powers that I will obtain through the internet.
Optimistic4ever said…
It's been forever! Even actual SammyKeyes verse has moved ahead of ur blog version of this. But it's ok, you always figure out a way to make things work. Nice to have you back :D I should update something now..
Ok so onto my new questions...
Heather: Do you have a Tumblr? I'd totally follow you if you did :)
Lana: I got my eye on you. I fear there is some fishy business going on with this father thing...
Imma leave Casey and Sammy alone for now, since I probably already bothered them in my other comments from years ago.
Billy, I can't remember if I've asked this before.. what's your favorite tv show?
And that's a wrap. Because I probably commented a zillion times
*sobs* This was before Wedding Crasher came out which was like three years ago I'm gonna cry, this is seriously from 2010.
Heather looked at the screen suspiciously like dude, c'mon get over your paranoia. "I do actually. It's someone-get-me-my-mocha-frapachino-right-now dot tumblr dot com." (Do not actually look for this, I made it up right now and if it exists, someone totally stole my idea.)
Lana rolled her eyes. "I don't know what you're talking about," she replied.
Yeah
Sure
Ha
Billy jumped onto the couch and jumped around, starting to sing, "I KNOW, YOU KNOW, THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. I KNOW, YOU KNOW, THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF. TWIST OF DECEPTION, LEARN HOW TO BEND, YOUR WORST INHINITIONS TEND TO PSYCH YOU OUT IN THE END."
I looked at the footprints he left on my couch.
*cries*
"THAT WAS ITALIAN LEATHER, BILLY. Go into the sitting room to watch Psych."
"…okay, mommy."
Cammy freak said…
HEYYYY GIRL IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
So an idea that I have is u lock Casey and Sammy in a room with an air vent on the top and Sammy has to get on Casey's shoulders to reach the vent and escape. Then she accidentally falls into Casey's arms and BAM. You decide. Mwah! Keep posting! Ur like the only girl I know that's more awesomely psycho than i am. That, my friend, is a talent
I turned off the screen before anyone could see the delicious plan.
"Into the closet with thee!" I commanded. "You have five minutes to escape or you all get to stay locked in my studio for an extra year! Yay!"
Everyone went pale and glared at Sammy and Casey. Everything depends on them now.
I shoved the two lovebirds into the closet and locked it shut. Lalalalala time to go turn on the cameras.
"There's an air vent on the top. You can get on my shoulders to reach it and then pull me up," Casey suggested.
Sammy hesitated and warned, "Don't drop me." Then she climbed onto his back and balanced herself on his shoulders, beginning to unscrew the bolts from the vent with her nails. She yelped and lost her balance, toppling over onto Casey. "Sorry," she groaned. "I saw a spider."
HOLD UP A SPIDER EXCUSE YOU?
I ran in there with a paintball gun. "WHERE IS IT, WHERRRRRE IS IT? MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DIE TONIGHT."
FORGET THAT I JUST RUINED THE MOMENT OKAY CUZ THERES A SPIDER IN MY STUDIO AND IT WILL NOT LIVE TO BREED ITS BABIES LIKKE HELL TO THE NO I DON'T THINK SO.
Whatttt SAID…
BILLY THE CUTIE! Hey you should totally have a boy come in, and start making out with Marissa RIGHT in front of Billy.
Sammy: Sit in Casey's lap the rest of the show-I mean, interview.
Casey: Enjoy. Oh yeah, and please share the most special moment you can remember when you hung out with Sammy. JUST THE TWO OF YOU.
Lana: Go away.
Rita Hudson: Get married already
Dammit. "BILLY, COME BACK IN HERE!"
I pressed the milkshake button and waited.
Y'know. Cuz milkshakes bring all the boys to my yard.
That's how it goes, right?
Billy comes in with a little pout on his face. "Juliet was right in the middle of rejecting Clive. This better be good," he grumbles.
This adorkable guy walks in, and I mean like Di Caprio level adorkable and Marissa perks up as if to say, I will not mind this at all. They have this long, passionate, legitimate kiss while everyone stares on awkwardly. Billy rubs the back of his neck and says, "…Can I go back to my Psych?"
While I sent him back to his little Psych, Sammy got up to tentatively sit on Casey's lap. She rubbed her eyes and slowly laid her head down on his shoulder, drifting off to sleep.
Well damn, no one said she could sleep…
Casey looked down at her lovingly and then turned away. "Most special moment? When we went camping in the park to watch the stars. Just her and me. Back when we could tell each other anything…"
Rita and Hudson looked at each other from the corners of their eyes and coughed slightly. "Erm, why would we?" Rita asked.
Casey and Sammy said…
Casey: Share your personal favorite moment in which you and Sammy were alone.
Sammy: Sit on Casey's lap for the rest of the show-I mean- interview. Ahem.
Casey: enjoy it.
Lana: go away.
Grams and Hudson: enjoy it.
Have someone LEGITAMITELY make out with Marissa in front of Billy's nose. Not to stop until Billy does something.
…this is the same thing?
XxSammyisdabombx said…
This is absolutely hilarious! I love reading these stories! Ok so here's my questions:
Casey:U obviously like Sammy and Sammy likes u just get it over with and KISS her! For real like really kiss her!
Heather: Get over yourself! I want to know is, when u showed that pic to Sammy of u and Danny... WHERE WERE U AND DID U GO ALL THE WAY?!
LANA: find a cliff and die! If u were my mom I would want to commit suicide (not trying to give u any ideas Sammy ;) plz stop dating Warren I used to think he was cool but now ur both just naive!
Danny: y do u like being so evil? Plz marry heather and move to Alaska or something and never speak to Casey EVER AGAIN!
Marissa: y do u still lie Danny after he's lied to u ad done so many terrible things? Y can't u just let go of him and grab onto BILLY!
Billy: hang in there! I LUV u ALMOST as much as Casey ur cute and funny Marissa will come around just have faith in urself and stay urself don't try to be someone else!
I LUV u all especially Casey and billy but u 2 need to marry Sammy and Marissa! So I'll leave u to it!
-Vici223 (Sammyisdabomb)
PS N3WYORKD3VIL, I think u should lock warren and Lana in different closets warren with Sammy and Lana with Casey and try to get them to "work things out"! ;)
Casey sat stone-faced throughout the message. "I don't like her. At all. We're 'just friends'," he said bitterly.
Heather scowled, "No, we didn't go all the way! I am not about to get pregnant with his baby."
Lana whined to me, "She's bullying me! Make her stop!"
"LANA. LIKE SERIOUSLY. CAN YOU NOT. YOU ARE SO ANNOYING RIGHT NOW JUST SHUT UP."
Danny rolled his eyes. "I'm not evil. It's not my fault I'm such a hit with the ladies." Then he freaking winked at Marissa.
Ugh
Marissa whispered, "It's just not that easy to let someone go. It would mean that I wasted so much of my life on him. And that's pathetic. I want him to come around and make all the waiting worthwhile."
Billy gives a goofy grin from where he is, watching Psych.
Apparently he doesn't wanna come visit us again.
Well then…
"You four miscreants! Into the closet with you," I yelled.
Lana and Warren and Sammy and Casey were in the closet for four minutes before there was a loud groan of pain and Sammy walked out, leaving behind Warren to clutch his family jewels…
Sammyisdabomb said…
It's me again srry I forgot to add,
Heather: y did u dye ur hair red?
Also I think u should bring Candi Acosta onto the show and ask her y her hair is red! Also ask candi y she married warren then ask Lana I think Casey might want Candi more than Lana but that would be a very very hard choice! :D
I'm loving this so keep up the good work and update soon!
LUV u all except for Danny, Lana, and Warren.
I absolutely love ur attitude N3WYORKD3VIL! I have another friend who introduced me to fanfic and she's a fan too! UPDATE!
Heather glared and asked, "Why wouldn't I dye it red? Me and my mom don't need to explain our hair choices to you. But since NYD will kill us if we don't tell, I'll say it. It reminds us of blood. Happy?"
Dear lawd, Candi annoys me. Lets Skype the freak.
She comes up on the video chat with guacamole on her face. "Bloody hell! What do you want?"
"…no need to be nasty. We just wanted to know why you married Warren."
"Ugh, I don't know. I think it was because he had the money to bail me out of jail when I got arrested sometimes. I was high most of our relationship so I don't know."
…kay.
SPREAD THE SAMMY KEYESSSS TO EVERYONE YOU CAN
DOOO IT.
OH
AND
WOULD YOU LIKE CASEY?
Im serious.
Imma raffle him off. If you want him, write a 200-page essay on why you want him.
Ha
Just kidding.
Sorta
Maybe
Kinda
Not really.
Just say why you want him. Or say something about why HE AND SAMMY should be together. Or you could try to get him yourself.
I'll print out all the comments, stick it in a hat, and pick one randomly. If you want, you could comment more than once for a higher chance of winning.
Casey is freeeeeeeeeee! So if you want him, (because, apparently, Sammy doesn't) just enter.
BY THE WAY GUYS YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK TO VOTE ON WHO BILLY SHOULD END UP WITH OKAY BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT'S A TIE BETWEEN MARISSA AND CRICKET SO GO TO MY PROFILE TO VOTE YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE DAYS GOT IT?