Disclaimer: I still don't own the characters of Twilight and BTVS.

Small author's note:

Non main character Thoughts

Xander/Hyena Thoughts

Edward's Thoughts

This chapter is again in Edward's POV. The word of the day is deadly projectile pastry of doom.

-Cullen Home in Forks, 3:00 pm-

"Edward, I'm in the kitchen. Alice informed me that you would want me to cook something. She also mentioned that you would be best to arrive at 5:30 pm. Now will you fill in the blanks of what she meant?" called Esme.

Edward ran to the kitchen to find Esme with what seemed to be an entire library's worth of cookbooks. Edward decided right then and there that he would definitely have to figure out a proper way to thank Alice for her little bits of direction.

"We have a new neighbor that seems to be all by himself in our old house down the road. Hasn't got anybody nearby and the place is so dilapidated that I don't think he could make himself a proper meal. I thought it would be nice if we maybe welcomed him to Forks with some food." replied Edward with a grin.

Esme stared at him for a moment in surprise before asking "Why are you so concerned with this human's health?"

"Er… no particular reason but I thought it would be suspicious if we weren't neighborly especially since Emmet plowed a hole through a window and bedroom door with his line drive. Not that I actually care… do we still have that kerosene heater we bought for the 'camping trips' we take on sunny days?"

Edward seemed to take off out of the kitchen looking for the kerosene heater. Hoping that Esme would just make some food and stop asking him questions he isn't ready to answer.

"Check the basement for the kerosene heater. There should also be some containers for the kerosene down there as well."

-Cullen Home in Forks, 5:15 pm -

Edward put the last of the food in his Volvo. Ran a final check to make sure the food, kerosene heater, kerosene, tent, and other camping supplies were properly packed.

Excellent I'm sure they have no idea of my feelings for Xander. Nothing unusual about a vampire carrying around flammable liquid and human food… maybe I should have thought more about this before doing it.

As he left the driveway he could hear Emmett's parting remark. "Remember Edward no glove, no love." As Emmett opened his mouth for another comment a chocolate éclair projectile launched out of the driver's side window of the Volvo right into Emmett's mouth gagging him into silence.

I knew there was something I used to like about those pastries.

-Old Cullen Home in Forks aka Xander's House, 5:30 pm-

Edward knocks on the door hoping that Alice's time would be worth while. When the door opened Edward was afraid he broke his zipper. There before him was one Xander Harris sweaty, with no shirt on, jeans barely on, and the cutest little pout in all of poutdom, though the pout seemed to disappear when Xander noticed him there with food in his hands.

Twitch.

Damn you.

Oh my god. I don't remember ordering food with a bronze haired god to spread it on…I smell pastry. Something Chocolaty. Set puppy dog eye to destroy.

"I felt so bad about earlier that I thought it only fair to make sure you had food to eat and a safe warm dry place to sleep. So here I am."

That means the food is mine… muahaha. Wait safe, warm, dry place so here he is? Does that mean I get cutie cuddles for warmth? I find this to be acceptable.

"Thank you very much."

Damn lack of body heat. I could so go for cuddling him. Cuddling him, rubbing him, massaging him, stripping him, fondling him, licking him…

Twitch.

Twitch.

Ping.

Edward stares down in morbid fascination to see that his zipper is lying on the ground.

"I better unload the food and supplies. My mom wants me home for dinner soon."

They unloaded the car in silence each with their minds on different things. One thinking of the kindness of this new person he has just met and the other wondering if there is a way to have a zipper made that won't break under vampire pressure. Before too long they had unloaded everything and setup the tent in Xander's living room along with getting the kerosene heater going, the latter being left for Xander to do since Edward plus fire equals a flaming queen of a whole different breed. Edward got into his car and headed towards home with thoughts of his little human the whole way.

-Xander's House, 2:00 am-

A silhouette of a man is seen climbing through a window with an orb like hole in it. Creeping slowly and stealthily to the living room where an unsuspecting human lay in his boxers on top of an air mattress sleeping peacefully sans his usual eyewear. The intruder takes this moment to examine the young man's face that looks even younger in his sleep. Slowly raking down his neck, chest…

Wait are his nipples hard?

Zooming in on his chest he saw that yes they were and apparently they weren't by themselves as he got down to the man's boxers.

Twitch.

Maybe if I just handle myself I won't mess up another pair of pants. After all mustn't break my pants.

Edward quietly unzipped his pants, lowered them and his boxers to the middle of his thighs. He wrapped his hand around himself quietly whimpering as he saw his human twitch and just as he went to move his hand his human sprung up from his sleep with a flashlight already turned on. Edward forgot to pull his pants up and turned around to flee. Just as he was starting to make it up the stairs with the flash light right on his ass he heard.

"Oh my god it's a Will o' the Wisp here to lure me to my death."

Author's Note: Once again I'm sorry for the delay. I'm finding for my first story that I am just horrible at updating on a regular basis. Thank you for all the reviews as they encourage me to keep banging my head on the keyboard to get those perverts in there going. Also to explain that last little bit better I figured that since Xander used to be in the slaying game he would have an U.V. Flashlight for those hard to stab demonic vampires on the run. When that U.V. Flashlight hit Edward's ass the ass sparkled just like it would in sunlight. Xander however not knowing the ass he crushes on can sparkle thought that it was an orb of light known as a Will o' the Wisp. I will try to update again soon with Xander's PoV starting with the mysterious Will o' the Wisp encounter. Huggles all.