Sorry ya'll but I've noticed that many stories seem to be disappearing because of filtration of content of an adult like nature. So since I'm a slight pervert (cackles maniacally) and have been known to curse like a drunken fratboy sailor I'm going to stop my story here since more than likely it may be removed shortly anyways. I wanted to thank you all for the reviews and marking my story as a favorite since it helped encourage me to continue despite my grammatical errors.
Huggles to you all and may you all find places to let your inner pervert/drunk/fratboy/sailor shine… just remember to make him wear an eye patch for Xander.
GLOMPU
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Xander: Wait so you mean I don't get to do the horizontal with the bronze hottie.
GLOMPU: You'll always have his glowing orbs to remember.
Xander: -Blink- What does that mean?
Ephraim: -Smacks Xander- Yup survival instinct of a Lemming.
GLOMPU, Xander, Ephraim, and Edward wave goodbye.