I am moving this story to Archive Of Our Own under the username... wait for it... GLOMPU, cause I'm all about being mysterious and ninja-like so you can't find me... muahaha...
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(Xander whispers to GLOMPU)
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Crap... how was I supposed to remember my username is the same on this site?
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(Edward whispers to GLOMPU)
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(GLOMPU looks up next to logout button to see username listed next to Logout...)
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Damn
(Ephraim bitch-slaps GLOMPU)
Ephraim: Current chapters should be on the new site soon and there should be a new chapter by next week if I don't kill this whiny little BITCH!
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(GLOMPU sees sinister smile on Ephraim's face as he takes a little blue pill and pulls out a bottle of what looks suspiciously like water from Xander's bag.)
Edward stop grinding Xander through the drywall and help me you bastard... I'm going to become puppy chow... or a chew toy.
Ephraim latches onto GLOMPU's ankle and says "Think again bitch."