The curtains opened up to reveal the setting of Detective Dave's room and Sonic, Luz, and Amity walked on stage.
"Well everyone's got an alibi." said Sonic.
"And it doesn't help that not a single one of them was unarmed." said Amity.
Sonic did some thinking before snapping his fingers.
"I've got it. Someone does have the murder weapon but is hiding it." Said Sonic.
But then a stage light fell on Luz's head, knocking her out.
The audience started laughing.
Amity ran to Luz.
"HERMOSA!" yelled Amity.
Sonic cringed.
"Well this can't get any weirder than it already is." said Sonic.
But then the theme song to Happy Days started playing.
"That could not have come at a terrible time." said Sonic.
Everyone was dancing to this and Crunch was laughing at this.
"Nice, all we need now is Henry Winkler as Fonzie and we've got the true Happy Days." said Crunch.
"I hear that." said Roger.
Hunter was now dressed up like the Fonz complete with sunglasses and held his hands up with his thumbs up as well.
"Aaaaaaaaay." said Hunter.
Roger, Crunch, Molly, Ollie, and Willow noticed Hunter's sudden wardrobe change.
"Tell me he hasn't been binge watching Happy Days." said Roger.
"Reow." Willow said flirtatiously towards Hunter.
Molly saw this.
"Sweet baby corn." said Molly.
"This'll get ugly." said Roger.
Back on stage; Amity held the still unconscious Luz up.
"Luz, come on Luz, we've got a show to continue with." said Amity.
Then Lincoln came on stage with a bucket of water and got ready to splash it on Luz, shocking Amity.
"Wait, wait, I'm still-"Amity said before Lincoln splashed the water on both her and Amity, leaving the witch deadpanned, "Holding her."
Luz awoke gasping.
She looked around.
"What happened, why is everyone dancing to Happy Days?" said Luz.
"Henry Winkler showed up." said Sonic.
Luz nodded.
"Okay." said Luz.
She got serious.
"But we need to get this moving." said Luz.
Lincoln walked off stage.
"Gather everyone into the dining room." said Sonic.
Luz nodded.
"You can count on me detective, I'll-"Luz said before she began to walk off, only to fall through a trap door screaming followed by some loud crashing sounds to be heard.
The audience laughed as Amity became shocked.
"HERMOSA!" yelled Amity.
"Who's working the controls?" Said Sonic.
Backstage; Jude Lizowski was working the controls while eating lots of food.
Jude chuckled.
"Oh man, I'm so messed up that I have no idea what's going on right now." said Jude.
He chuckled before pulling out an eagle egg.
"Better cook this thing up. Good thing there isn't an eagle nearby." said Jude.
A loud shrieking sound was heard and Jude looked up in shock.
He saw an eagle flying towards him before it began assaulting the teen who screamed and started attacking the bird as well.
Back on stage; Luz was pulled out of the trap door by Sonic and Amity.
Luz sighed.
"I'm okay." said Luz.
"Yes, and nothing to undo what just happened." said Amity.
But then Jude ran on stage screaming while still fighting the eagle and knocked Luz back down the trap door, making her scream before crashing sounds were heard.
Everyone laughed and Sonic was shocked.
"Seriously, this was the best Lincoln could get?" said Sonic.
Roger chuckled.
"Nice, reminds me of the eagle scenes from Almost Heroes." said Roger.
Jude kept on fighting the deranged eagle.
"How the hell are we going to solve this problem?" said Amity.
Sonic did some thinking.
"I've got an idea." said Sonic.
Later; Jude and the now tamed eagle were backstage sitting on recliners while drinking some type of smoothie and laughing.
"Dude, you are one surprisingly mellow bird." said Jude.
He and the eagle fist bumped each other.
Sonic nodded.
"Good thing I came across that medicinal plant store and asked for a blended beverage." said Sonic.
Back on stage; the performers minus MacArthur, Sanders, Ed, Squidward, and Squilium were on stage as Sonic was walking around the group.
Sonic got serious.
"Alright everyone, I gathered you all here because I have a theory on what took place on this ship." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
"To start, this person is obviously someone in this room." said Sonic.
Everyone became shocked as an old car horn sound was heard, making the audience laugh.
Backstage; Jude and the eagle were chuckling while pressing different sound effect buttons.
"This is so awesome." said Jude.
The eagle nodded.
Sonic groaned in annoyance.
"Why does he remind me of a new contestant who seems to be a pot head with a prosthetic?" muttered Sonic.
He shrugged it off.
"Anyways, my theory is this, one of the crew members committed the act of killing two of his trusted crew members simply because of different reasons. The chiefmate simply because he was an idiot who never got anything done, and the first mate for trying to blackmail him on grounds of trying to get rid of the chiefmate." said Sonic.
"What about all those other people who showed up?" said Lincoln.
"The killer really hated that childhood speech of the first mate and anyone else connected to him." said Sonic.
Lincoln nodded.
"That makes perfect sense." said Lincoln.
"But why was I nearly killed?" said Skara.
"I've got two theories to that. Either the killer really hates bagpipe music, or it's someone who you refused to go out with and wanted revenge, but missed and hit the bagpipes by mistake which cushioned the bullet." said Sonic.
Skara nodded.
"That sounds reasonable." said Skara.
She then got serious.
"So who's the killer?" said Skara.
Before Sonic could speak, the lights went out.
Lots of loud burping and farting sounds were heard.
The audience laughed.
"THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN!" yelled Sonic.
He then farted.
"You're one to talk." said Lincoln's voice.
Another fart was heard.
"Hypocrite." said Luz's voice.
More farting was heard.
"Who's the hypocrite now?" said Randy's voice.
A loud smacking sound was heard.
"OW!" yelled Randy's voice.
Then a very loud burping sound was heard.
It was so loud that it shook the entire theater and made owl's fly off.
The burping resumed, causing the lights to turn back on, revealing that Sky is the one burping before finishing.
Everyone in the theater was shocked.
Sky became shocked before covering her mouth.
But Edd placed his hands on her shoulders to comfort her.
"Tell me that there's a grizzly bear that got into this theater and it wasn't an athletic girl with a nerdy like boyfriend who burped." Said Sonic.
The performers shook their heads.
Sky let out a tiny burp.
"My bad, I drank a lot of bottles of soda." said Sky.
"Were they liter sized bottles?" said Sonic.
Roger leaned over to Crunch.
"I'd be more worried about what her farts are like." said Roger.
Crunch nodded in agreement.
Even Trini's daughter Minh Kwan(Power Rangers Once & Always) nodded.
"Some play." said Minh.
Sonic looked around and acted confused.
"Wait, where's the captain?" said Sonic.
Hop Pop looked at a fake Eddy.
"What're you blind, he's still here." said Hop Pop.
Sonic walked to the dummy and ripped his head off, revealing it was a foam mannequin.
"This isn't the captain, it's a dummy." said Sonic, "Meaning he's the guilty party."
The performers became shocked.
Molly is shocked and Scratch's jaw dropped.
"The captain, I was hoping it'd be the butler." said Molly.
"That's way to cliché." said Scratch.
Ollie nodded.
"I know right?" He asked.
Sonic drew out his pistol.
Everyone is shocked.
"He's not getting away." said Sonic.
The lights turned off again, causing everyone to groan.
"Not again, Sky, belch out another huge one again." Sonic's voice said.
"HEY!" yelled Sky's Voice.
"Oh come on, the last time you made a mega burp, the lights came back on. And that was a couple of minutes ago." said Lincoln's voice.
"Fair." said Sky.
A loud burping sound was heard before the lights came back on.
"There we go." said Sonic.
He got serious.
"I'll find the captain." said Sonic.
He went off.
The curtains closed up.