Alright, it's been a couple days. I've been pushing this off for far too long. I apologize to anyone who was waiting for an update...yeah. So I've been forgetting to do this a lot. Disclaimer: OHSHC is not mine (they wouldn't accept my homemade cupcakes in return for the show).

Chapter 5

Tamaki squirmed in the seat. "Um, uh, um..." he hummed to himself. Haruhi...my mom is dead. No, that's stupid! How about...Haruhi, you know my mom was sick, and she didn't make it...really? How come I can't think of a good way to say this?

"Senpai...senpai...SENPAI!" Haruhi was shaking Tamaki's arm vigorously. "We're here."

"Hm? Oh right..." Tamaki blushed. Ranka was already out of the limousine and walking up the path to the picnic tables under a pavilion. Tamaki pulled Haruhi out his door and behind a cluster of trees. "Haruhi, I need to tell you something."

"What is it, senpai?" Haruhi was worried.

"Well, my mother..."

"Yes, senpai, I believe if we search long enough we can find her."

"No, it's not that..."

"Then what is it?"

"Um..."

"HARUHI!" Ranka yelled. "Let's go frolic in the cherry blossoms!" Ranka ran across the street and yanked Haruhi away.

"Shit," Tamaki muttered. "Why couldn't I tell her?"

"C'mon, senpai!" Haruhi reached her hand down before her dad pulled her away. He grabbed it and joined them (probably looking like complete retards) skipping through the cherry blossoms in slow-motion.

I vow that by tomorrow morning, I will have told Haruhi my mother is dead! Tamaki said to himself. He himself had heard the news from Kyoya. "Haruhi-" Tamaki began.

Suddenly Tamaki's phone began playing a song from the Disney movie Wreck-it Ralph. "Hold on a sec," he dove into the forest, hoping nobody had followed him. He answered his phone.

"Tamaki!" Kyoya said. "Remember how I said your mother was dead?"

"Don't remind me," Tamaki replied.

"We found her! We really, truly found her!" it sounded like Kyoya was jumping up and down.

"Her grave, you mean?"

"No! She's living! She's only in a coma!" Kyoya seemed too chipper.

"What do you mean...are you in London? How would you know where she is?"

"Oh, that?"

"Yes, that."

"The whole Host Club is here."

AHAHAHA! Tamaki's alone time with his daughter-SPOILED! Oops, that was mean...but true...