Real House

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Thank you all for the reviews and favs all that good stuff. Just got back from Iwoa and I'm going to sleep once I update. Hopefully when I wake up I will have some more awesome reviews from my wonderful readers. Yea so what I'm trying to butter you guys up but your still awesome for sticking with me from the get go.

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Jade POV

I can't believe she really left. She would usually make me talk. It's not like was going to talk about it anyway but her not even trying makes me feel like she's giving up on me.

Jade don't be so damn selfish. You pretty much just told her to fuck off when you turned your back on her twice, you dick.

Shut up nobody asked you.

I'm right and you know it.

Okay, so what if you are. I didn't mean to push her I just don't want to throw the stupid party.

You know that it's not the real reason why. Hell, it isn't even a never even liked Alyssa, never have, never will.

I hate you.

I am you.

Well then I hate me.

Then what are you gonna do about it Jade? Huh?

Okay, I'm crazy it's official.

You've been crazy.

Shut up. Seriously I didn't mean to push her away. I hate sleeping alone. I know it's hard to believe but I like to cuddle. No I like to hold my wife and last night, I had nothing to hold but a damn pillow that smelt like her.

You own fault.

Didn't I tell you to shut up?

Whatever. Don't blame me because you know that Tori is starting to notice.

Notice what? There is nothing to notice.

Oh yes there is, and you know it.

I don't have time for this, Jori just woke up because she starts to babble and coo and I have to get Jess and Liz up.

Okay but I'll still be here when you're done.

My God I have lost my mind.

Can you believe how Liz was acting last night? I want to get her a dog but with the way she was acting she won't get shit. I love Liz to death but sometimes she's a true diva like Trina. I can't stand her but I try get along with her because Tori asked me too.

"Mama." Jori calls. It's the cutest thing. Mama is the only thing she knows how to say when it comes to calling Tori or I. She knows Tori is mommy and I'm mama. She tries to say mommy sometimes but that's just when Tori or I trying to teach her to say it. She just called again and she's starting to babble. Sometimes I think she is trying to tell us to hurry up and other times when we won't let her put things in her mouth she would start babbling at us. That is telling me when she gets old she is going to talk back. I can't wait for that. Note the sarcasm.

"I'm coming baby." I say has climb out of bed opening the door and going to Jori's room that's right across from Tori's and I. We wanted to keep her close. Mostly because when she was new born we didn't want to have to walk all the way down the hall to get her.

I walk into the room and she's standing up holding onto the crib bouncing has she babbles more. She looks at me as I walk in and she starts to bounce even more flashing me a two teeth smile. How can you smile in the morning? I got me a morning person on my hands, or morning baby.

"Hey baby." I say coming to her crib. She starts babbling even more. I make a weird face at her and she starts to laugh. I pick her up out the crib giving her a big fat kiss. She laughs again grabbing my face with her little hands and just putting her mouth on my cheek. I can feel all her slobber on me but I don't mind because she's a baby. My baby. "Let's get you changed." I say laying her on the changing table. She grabs her feet and tries to put them in her mouth. I remember when Jess was little she used to always try to eat her feet. That was the cutest thing. Ugh Tori made me a softie. Because I never use to say things were cute willingly like that. I still love Tori anyway.

I finish changing Jori picking her up heading down the hall to get the others up. I wonder if Tori slept in the guest room. I stop by the guestroom before I go to Liz's room and open the door slowly and see that the bed hadn't been touched. Okay she slept on the couch. She hates sleeping on the couch. Me too, I hate that damn couch. I remember I put my foot in my mouth one time and Tori got so pissed she made me sleep on the couch for almost three weeks. I couldn't sleep in any of the guestrooms because she locked the doors. Most of the time I would sleep on the floor because it was more comfortable then that damn couch. I wonder how Tori slept?

Tori POV

Ugh I hate this couch. My back hurts and I didn't even sit up yet. No wonder Jade hated sleeping on this thing when I made her sleep on the couch that one time. I'm so getting a new couch. I've wanted to redecorate the living room anyway.

Come on Tori get up.

I'm trying but this couch sucks.I sit up slowly groaning. I reach up stretching. Some of my bones crack and it felt so good. I grab the covers standing up folding them, grab the pillow, and put everything back in the closet before I fix the couch up. Now that's taken care of, now let's get these kids up. I walk up the stairs going to Jess's room.

"Jess time to get up." I say knocking on the door. I hear her groan from the other side of the door an 'Okay.' I know she isn't about to get up right away but I won't be long before she does. I head to Liz's room and I almost bump into Jade and Jori, who gets a big smile on her face as she sees me. I don't even bother to look at Jade. I take Jori and head downstairs.

"Really?"Jade ask following me. I have a feeling we will end up fighting again and I am going to avoid that at all cost. Not in front of Jori. I don't answer her has I put Jori in her high chair grabbing the little box of cheerios and putting them on high chair tray. She starts to eat them right away. "Tori come on talk to me." Jade begs.

"I will talk to you when you talk to me." I say nonchalantly as I start to make breakfast.

"What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?" I whip around looking at her angrily. She knows I hate when she curses around the kids. I look at Jori who isn't even paying attention to us just sitting happily eating her cheerios. I look back at Jade and she has the 'my bad' look on her face.

"You don't want to talk about what I wanna talk about." I say turning back to breakfast.

"Because there is nothing to talk about." She says and my anger builds up more.

"There is something to talk about. There's a reason why you don't wanna throw that party. You're just not telling me." I say turning and pointing a finger at her.

"Nothing to tell." Fuck she is stubborn. I groan loudly in frustration. There is something she's not telling me. I can feel it and its pissing me off that she won't tell me.

"Whatever." I say dropping it for now, knowing that if we keep going there's going to be fight in front of Jori and I don't want that.

"Tori." She calls my name softly and I feel her come behind me wrapping her arms around me kissing the side of my head. "Tori I'm sorry okay. But really there is nothing to talk about or tell." LIE!

"Jade you don't have to lie to me." I stop cooking turning the stove off turning in her arms. "I'm your wife. Not Liz or Jess. I'm Victoria West the wife of Jade West. My vows said;I Victoria Vega, take you Jade West to be my wife, my partner in life and my one true love. I will cherish our union and love you more each day than I did the day before. I will trust you and respect you, laugh with you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through good times and bad, regardless of the obstacles we may face together. I give you my hand, my heart, and my love, from this day forward for as long as we both shall live. And you said the same." I recite my vows looking into the blue eyes I love more and more each day just like the vows said. The eyes of my wife Jade Badass West. I reach up cupping her cheek.

"Nowhere in those vows had that we said to each other said 'I will lie to you because I don't wanna tell you the real reason I don't want to do things?' I will trust and respect you but I can't do that when you're lying to me. I'm not going to force you to tell me the real reason why but eventuallyyou're going to have to tell me." I say and she nods her head.

"I know and I am sorry. I didn't mean to push you but it really isn't important as to why I don't wanna throw the party. We said we're going to do it so that's that." I can tell she's really sorry and I can tell she still doesn't want to throw the party. She's just saying that to get back in the goods with me. I run my hand up pushing it through her hair stopping at the back of her head pulling her lips to mine and kissed her softly and passionately. Her arms that are wrapped around me holds me tighter. I pull away in the need the air. I look into her eyes.

"Don't make me feel low like that again." I say and her blue eyes softenseyes soften more letting me know that she's sorry.

"Never again." she says leaning back in kissing me with even more passion than before.

"Aww guys come on it's too early." Don't you guys just love Jess.

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Jade POV

Yes! So glad she isn't mad at me anymore. But I am mad at myself for making her feel low. I didn't know I made her feel like that.

Well you did.

Oh my Goodness, you're back again go away.

I'm apart of you so I can't go away.

Damn voice. I really didn't mean to make her feel like that. So going to do everything in my power to avoid that again.

"So you and Tori had a fight?" Jess ask as we straighten up the house. Tori just left with Liz and Jori, leaving Jess and I to clean the house. Well the little bit that need to be cleaned.

"Fight?" I question playing dumb.

"Neither one of you ever sleeps on the couch or in the guest room if you didn't have a fight." Jess says making a point. Jess has witnessed so many fights between Tori and I and I'm not proud of it. Some of our fights led to us both crying or just one of us. One of our fights got so bad Tori kicked me out the house. I had to stay at a hotel. The fight was so stupid I couldn't even remember. I just know Tori was pregnant with Jori at the time and you know prego women's emotions are all jacked upso we got into a huge fight and she started crying kicked me out and Liz was crying for me not to go.

I hate seeing my baby girl cry. She was begging me not to go and I know Tori didn't want me to go but it was best for the both of to just chill for the night. I came back the next day and Tori and I worked it out.

"Yeah something like that." I say wiping down the TV.

"It's weird because when you two fight it's usually you who sleeps on the couch." She says laughing a little and I glare at her has she wipes down the coffee table. "Hey I'm just saying you're more like the daddy." She says laughing a little more. And I have to agree with her I am more like the daddy.

"Whatever Jess, and how did you know we got into it?" I ask confused I know we weren't loud and Jess room isn't even that close to our room. Oh, and we have sound proof walls. I think you know why. (Wink wink)

"Well in the middle of the night I wanted some water so I was going to the kitchen and I saw Tori on the couch." That explains it. "So what was the fight about?" She asks plopping down on the couch. I look over at her raising an eyebrow.

"I really don't think it's any of your business kid."Apparently it isn't any of Tori's either. I let out an inner groan at the voice. Stupid voice talks too much.

"Don't say I didn't try to help." Jess says making me laugh. I love her so much she is always trying to help when me and Tori have a fight but she can't really help she's only 13 and knows nothing about a relationship and marriage.

"I'll keep you in mind next time." I say smirking as I sit next to her.

We sit and talk for a little bit till I get a call from Tori.

"Hey, what's up baby?" I ask into the phone.

"Liz please stop. Oh, yeah sorry baby something came up." Tori says on the other end of the phone making me frown in confusion.

"What do you mean?" I ask wonder what the hell is she talking about.

"My agent called me talking about they need me to go to New York and they need me down there because they want me to do a commercial for a new perfume" I'm still sitting here wondering what the hell that has to do with anything.

"And?"

"They want me to fly out today and I will be gone for a week." Again still confused.

Ugh you're so dumb. The week Tori is gone is BJ's birthday party.

"Tori no." I whine into the phone. It's bad enough I don't wanna throw it. Now I have to throw it alone.

"I know baby I'm sorry but they really want me. I was their first choice. That's really big. A lot of money can come in if I do this." She explains and I'm sitting here pouting and Jess is laughing at me. I push her shoulder mouthing the words 'Shut up.'

"We already have a lot of money." I protest. We do have a lot of money so she doesn't need to go out and do some dumb commercial leaving me to throw that dumb party. I know I keep saying dumb but at the moment everything is dumb.

"Jade don't do that. You know great jobs like this don't just fall on our laps every day. It's an endorsement deal with these people." She explains. I groan rolling my eyes and Jess laughs harder. I swing at her but she runs still laughing.

"Oh Come on!" I whine trying to protest again.

"Jade you know this not about the money you don't want me to go because I will be gone during the party, but baby please do this for me. Pretty please Jadey." Aww damn she had to use the 'please for me card' and my nickname that I only let her call me all at once.

"Fine." I say with a huff. I hear her squeal over the phone and I smile hearing that. I love making my wife happy.

"Thank you so much baby. Tonight and when I get back I have something special for you." Her voice gets a sexy low and my panties (Damn it I hate that word) get instantly wet. I guess Jess sees the look on my face making her roll on the floor laughing. "I Love you Jadey."

"I Love you Tori." I say back before we hang up. I sigh loudly throwing my head back on the couch closing my eyes. I don't know how I'm going to get through this party.

Review please. Why do think Jade doesn't wanna throw the party?