The Chronicles of Timmy and Trixie: First Dance: Preparation
As I walked home from school in pure embarrassment over lunch I talked with my 'dogs' about what the heck happened to Trixie?
"I don't get it guys" I said "I thought she would be happy to see me"
"your right Timmy" said Cosmo "if I were you I would have told her to go fu..."
"Cosmo! Timmy you did the right thing...sorta" said Wanda
"I just need a way of reminding trixie on who I am, even if it requires embarrassing musical numbers"
"Please Timmy there are better ways" said Wanda, "like hey! The school is having a dance tonight maybe if trixie is going you can catch up with her"
"I don't know Wanda I don't really do dances"
"Come on Timmy it will be fun! The punch, the balloons and the shrimp!"
"Cosmo I doubt it that they will have shrimp"
"fine then I will bring my own" said Cosmo as he poofed up a shrimp plate of his own.
I finally arrived at my home. "hi mom, hi dad" I said to them as I walked into the living room only to see them in rather gross positions "hi son!" said my dad "you mom and me are going to be doing yoga" "it's suppose to make you feel younger!" said my mom "right while you are doing that I will be in my room" I said as I quickly ran to my room. "well Timmy" said Wanda "in order to get trixie to even get within 5 feet of you is you have to dress pretty good" and with that she poofed on me a black shirt, pants and tie
"Do I really need the tie Wanda?"
"What it shows that you are classy"
"Yeah Wanda I get that put does it have to be a Big Time Rush tie?"
"Oh it is?" said Wanda she then looked down to see the tie was indeed a big time rush tie, a show that even Wanda doesn't like
"Oh sorry, how about a red tie?"
"That'll do" I said and the tie was switched to a more 'moderate' type
"Okay now Timmy in order to get her near you even more is to have a good humor" said Cosmo and took out a comic book, not the type I like though it was a book about comedians. "Page 52" so I turned to the page it was labeled ice breakers
"Tell me one" said Cosmo
"Uh Cosmo you're a guy"
"Fine" then he quickly turned into a girlified version of himself
"Tell me one" said girl Cosmo
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, well these stink"
"Exactly, lesson one of using humor around girls, never use pick up lines, make up jokes by yourself once you get one laugh they just keep on coming"
"Thanks Cosmo... I guess".
"Timmy!" said my dad "can you come downstairs please?" "Be right their dad" I said as Wanda put me in my regular clothes. When I went downstairs they were in different positions "hi Timmy, can you please fetch me and your mom some water?" "Okay" "and Timmy" said my mom
"do you have any social events coming up that we should know about?"
"Well there is this one thing that is tonight"
"oh really?" said my dad "what is it a dance? Can we chaperone?"
"No, they already have enough" I said
"what time?"
"at 7"
"oh well we will be doing this yoga until 9 I know I'll call Vicky!"
And with that my dad picked up the phone and arranged a pick up "yes, okay good, see you at 6:30!" said my dad as he carefully put his phone into his pocket while on a handstand with his legs crossed "okay Timmy Vicky will pick you up at 6:30 for the dance remember be back at 9" "okay dad" I said as I looked at the clock, 6:25 "this better be worth it" I said as I waited on the stairs.