Anyone who has already read this might be interested in reading it again. This is chapter 3.5, new content and revisions due to my displeasure of how this chapter went and the 2nd part of it. Anyone who hasn't read this yet will love it. This is a tribute to Dick Wolf and a parody of his most famous sitcom series and its spinoffs. Also, cop shows in general. A lot of cursing this chapter. A lot of violence. Not so much lawyer work though. I do not own Reborn or the Bad Boys song.
Law and Order – Disciplinary Committee Pt.1
In the Vongola's war on crime, unruly herbivores swarm the streets and schools of an innocent town. In Nanimori, there exist two types of people: the herbivorous offenders stupid enough to commit these crimes, and the carnivores that beat them for their idiocy. These are their stories.
Outside the Spade Household – Friday 9 P.M.
"I had a nice time, Kyoya," Chrome let go of the cloud guardian's waist as she stepped off his parked motorcycle. She smiled and looked deep in his eyes. Although he was rather a distant character, she knew he deeply cared for him.
Kyoya glanced at her trying to find the words to express how he felt. He was not a touchy feely person, but with Chrome he felt he could try to open up to her; the concept was foreign to him, so his only response to her was, "hn."
The illusionist could decipher his subtly after three months of dating. While she didn't understand it in the beginning, she started to understand his small gestures, the tone, and the timing of it. To her, she could tell he was glad too.
"We'll do this again next Friday; I know this shrine outside of town we could… have a picnic, " the idea was farfetched to him, but the fact he heard women like these kinds of things was something would at least try for Chrome. She was worth going that extra mile for.
The mist guardian blushed and nodded as he held her hand at the moment. Hibari pulled Chrome closer to him as the two kissed. Neither of them wanted to let go despite it being a few minutes past her curfew. After he initiated the kiss, she went further by sitting on his lap and wrapping her arms around him.
Inside the Spade household was Daemon, seething in rage as he sat in the pitch black living room smoking a cigar. Despite learning of his daughter's "betrayal," he was still not used to seeing her intimate with a boy; with every date she's had with Hibari, it seemed as though she was becoming more defiant of the small rules he'd place on her courting. At first he believed it was the skylark's fault, but eventually he had come to realize she had some part of it too. It hurt him deeply, but he would never show it or say it out loud.
"Why is there smoke in the house? Murkuro, are burning something in the kitchen?"
"No, mother. I'm in the bathroom. Why would I be cooking in the bathroom?"
"I didn't know you were in there. I'm sorry."
Murkuro, sitting on his "defiled" throne, sniffed the air and noticed its aroma. "It's one of father's cigars. Such a disgusting smell." He sat up from the toilet as he sprayed air freshener in the bathroom.
"A lot better than what's going on in there," Elena motioned the air to rid of Murkuro's gas as she roamed the hallways trying to find the smoke. As the scent got stronger, she found the hallways getting darker and darker. She blindly entered the living room, bumping a table close to the entrance.
"Ow! God, that's horrible. Daemon? Sweetie, is that smell coming from you?" she called out to him with no response; she could feel something ominous in the room. Looking closer, she could see the ashes and flames of the cigar in the room. Faintly, Daemon's image appeared as he sat in a recliner aimed at the window. He looked like a true mob boss in the chair, but from the angle he was aimed in, he knew what he was looking at.
"Damnit, Daemon, put out that cigar!"
"Do you see it, Elena? That's your daughter out there in the middle of the street straddling that boy. It's disgusting."
"What?" Daemon's wife walked by the window and peeked out it as she saw Chrome and Hibari speaking and nuzzling each other's noses while she sat on his lap. "Awww, that's adorable."
"They were making out before you came! It was disgusting! It was…"
"…Like a normal teenager; now, stop being creepy before you get assassinated from sitting in that chair. Seriously, you look like a villain off a Spider Man."
"Not Spider Man 3. I hate Spider Man 3…"
"SPIDER MAN 3 WAS ART! The Peter Parker character was fabulous in it!"
"Damnit boy, shut up! Once again you prove how little taste you have in anything! Stop disappointing me." Daemon yelled out the room at Murkuro.
Chrome and Hibari looked up from their make out session toward the window of the Spade household. Faintly, the skylark noticed the figure behind the glass. Smirking, the cloud guardian fiercely went from Chrome's lips as she replied the same before he went a grabbed her butt as she blushed and let out a moan.
"Alright that's it!" Daemon stood up as he conjured his scythe.
"He saw you, Daemon. He clearly did it to spite you. Don't go out there and make it worse."
"It's already worse!" Elena pulled the furious father aside and took his scythe.
"Go to bed, and I'll handle this."
Daemon moaned as Elena yelled, "Give me the revolver."
"I-I-I don't have one…"
"NOW!" she held out her hand as he gave her a firearm and walked off. "Give me the real revolver, Daemon."
"Oh come on! Alaude won't miss him."
"Yes he will, and so will Chrome. She'll hate you for the rest of your life, Alaude will kill you, and I'll have to end up in the arms of another lover. I hear Cozart is single…"
Daemon gritted at that reply. He handed her the real revolver and marched off barking about the Shimon's idiot boss. Elena noticed Murkuro going for the door.
"No."
"B-But…"
"You're your father's son, and knowing that alone tells me what you're going to do. Go to bed, and give me your trident."
"B-But I have to…"
"NOW! And don't pull an illusion on me. I'm your mother and I know better."
Murkuro grunted and mumbled as he handed his mother his trident and stomped off to bed angry. A minute later Chrome entered the house surprised how dark it is. She clutched her purse tightly as she noticed her mother with an assortment of weapons in her arms.
"You didn't kill father and Murkuro, did you? She gripped the door knob ready to run out the house.
"No, but I suggest whatever you're doing with Hibari you tone down before either of them actually attempt to kill him," Chrome nodded as she returned to her room.
Daemon looked down at Hibari from his bed room window as he watched the skylark start his motorcycle and speed off. He devised a plan on how to put the skylark in his place. "I'll get you, Kyoya. You will not spoil my daughter's innocence. Fufufuffufufu…"
"When we got married, you promised me no more sociopathic laughing otherwise this marriage wouldn't happen. It still stands."
"I'm sorry," the illusionist lowered his head and returned to bed.
CEDEF Base of Operations – Saturday 7 P.M.
Iemitsu strolled through the halls of the CEDEF base as if he had owned it. The man glowed with pride as he did a little dance in the hall and flirted with the few women (excluding Lal Mirch) in the group. It didn't matter as long as Alaude never found out (he already had two strikes for acts of sexual harassment).
"Master, master!" Iemitsu turned around as Basil ran up to him. His apprentice panted as he tried to catch his breath. "Mr. Alaude requests your presence."
"Damn," a defeated Iemitsu walked toward the cloud guardian's office. It always seemed like his boss knew the perfect moment to ruin his mood, and his sex life. "What's this about now?"
"Tis about commander Lampo's pilgrimage to America. He's errand has been complete and tis travelling back with documents of his travels and conversations with the merchants."
"Oh yeah; that's a surprise. The spoiled brat actually finished a mission without incident. Then again there was no combat involved was there?" Basil shook his head as Iemitsu raised his eyebrow. "Weird."
"I know."
As the two approached Alaude's office, the CEDEF founder was already in the middle of his own conversation. "Tomorrow at 8… I'd like that… Hn… Whatever. Bye." Iemitsu knocked on the door as Alaude composed himself and announced, "enter."
Iemitsu walked in with Basil behind him. "Oh, boss, what's going on? Couldn't help but hear another one of your Sunday night meetings going on."
"Meetings? What's thou mean?" Basil curiously tilted his head as Iemitsu admired his adorability.
"Note to self: Make sure this kid is NOT mine. There's a little bit of the Sawada curse in him. If he isn't mine… he is a threat that MUST BE ELIMINATED. Only the Sawada family can be the most adorable people in existence. Even god cannot handle all this sexy."
Alaude glared at Iemitsu as he did his "sexy dance" in the middle of his office. The blonde bounced and juggled his shoulders as he sung a small tune to himself. Be began to sensually take off his clothes and rub his pec's as Basil backed away slowly.
"MASTER IS POSSESSED!"
"No, he's just a fucking idiot," grabbing the nearest thing, Alaude launched it at his right hand man. Needless to say, the stapler struck him on his forehead and pushed him towards the door. A small red mark was on his forehead as the eldest Sawada rubbed his head.
"OW! Why'd you do… that…" he noticed Alaude glaring at him as he wished he could run out the room as soon as possible. He looked down at himself and saw his shirt and blazer unbuttoned revealing his tanned chest, and his belt on the floor with his fly zipped down.
"Look here, Magic Mike, do… whatever that is on your own time and not near me or children. God, don't ever do that in front of children."
"Thou's eyes hast been scorched! Thou wish he could unsee his master in such a position," Basil ran out the room screaming.
"That's your third strike, Iemitsu…"
"Oh come on! I was in another place; you know that the Sawadas…"
"Not the Sawadas, just you and your sick vanity. Listen for one minute and get out of my sight afterward. Tomorrow at 3 P.M. Lampo's flight is coming in and I need you to escort him back to the base. Are you competent enough to do that without stripping?"
Iemitsu dressed himself and became serious. "Yes I can. You can trust me, but if the mood strikes and the ladies need to be cheered up…"
"… They'll find it somewhere else, but not from you. Definitely not from you… leave…"
"Boss, that hurts so much when you say things like…"
"NOW!" the door slammed shut as the older Sawada ran out the room. The platinum blonde fell back in his chair and revealed his cell phone. He dialed a number and got a woman's voice on the phone.
"Alaude? Hey baby. How are you?"
"…He did it again…" the cloud guardian stroked his forehead in frustration.
"Oh… Oooooohhhhh. I'm so sorry. Want me to make him disappear?"
Alaude thought it over. "…Not yet. Giotto would have a problem with it, but lately he's wanted to distance himself from him. Let me work on that, then you can make him disappear. I want to watch you do it when that time comes."
"Didn't know you were into that kind of thing."
"Only when you do it."
Outside Alaude's office, Basil turned the corridor as he was leaving the base. Iemitsu's apprentice spoke on his cell phone to Ryohei. "Tomorrow? But thou might get in trouble and punished if we trespass upon his territory. Thou doesn't want to be bitten."
"It'll be so EXTREME though! Besides, Hibari and I are EXTREME friends so he's cool with it. Besides, Sawada and the others are going."
"Does Hibari know?"
"He's EXTREMELY cool with it for sure. Be there around 8 outside the gate… EXTREME!"
"Thou doesn't like where this is going…"
Hibari Estate – Sunday 8:00 P.M.
"Duh da duh da da da! Duh da duh da da… dododo! Dododo! DO… da da da dadada! Duh da duh…"
SMACK!
Murkuro rubbed the back of his head as he looked at his father. "Why the hell would you do that?"
"Because it's annoying and loud! You're trying to get us caught by the CEDEF! God, my son continues to fail in every shape and form!" Daemon, disguised in all black along with his son, ran through the bushes and avoided every single trap on the Hibari mansion. The older mist guardian carried a heavy, black duffle bag as the two ran over to the side of the house.
Murkuro eyed his father's bag as he unzipped it. "Is what's in that bag going to get me convicted for life in prison?"
"Don't be ridiculous, Murkuro. Now," Daemon passes a canteen of gasoline to Murkuro, "go over there and start pouring it around the garage. Today it ends! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Daemon manically laughed as he took another tank of gasoline and ran around pouring it over the house and lawn.
Murkuro jumped and panicked over his father's insanity. "I agree that Hibari needs to suffer, but after mom got all scary, I don't think this is the way to deal with it."
"Yes it is, boy. There is one truth in the world you need to know, Murkuro," Daemon withdraws a match and lights it," FIRE FIXES EVERYTHING! HAHAHAAHA!"
"No!" the young illusionist blows out the light before his father committed arson. "I knew you'd go bonkers so I came up with my own plan. So, why don't you let me do that and let the chips fly in the morning. Here's what's going to happen," the blunette whispers something in his father's ear as his glare softened.
"Fine. However, if this plan backfires, I'm selling you for some magic beans. There's no possible way they can disappoint me."
Murkuro rolled his eyes. "Fine. Here's what I need you to do…"
As the father-son duo discussed their plan, the garage door opened from the west side. A motorcycle and two riders raced out of the property as the Murkuro and Daemon hid from its presence.
"Damn! Do you think they saw us?" Murkuro looked at his father.
"Doesn't matter, it's do or die. Let's go!" the two proceeded inside the garage before the door closed. As they entered the garage, they were unaware of six teenagers climbing the gate and into the estate. A brown haired boy fell over and landed on a red head as they made their way.
Hibari Estate – Monday 6:30 A.M.
Alaude had finished grooming himself as he prepared for work. One of the maids came in a handed him a newspaper as he thanked them and went on his way. The platinum blonde had an uneasy feeling when he didn't notice his son's presence earlier. He never knew his son to be so lax and was concerned he'd begun slacking off from his daily routine; although he was told it was to be expected as a teenager, he knew his son was better than that.
CRASH!
Alaude paused and turned to the west corridor of the estate. One of the maids ran to him panting. "M-Mr. Hibari. It's the young master. Something's happened in the garage!"
The cloud guardian raced to the garage and was appalled at what he saw. Kyoya's motorcycle was destroyed as the skylark seethed and had a tantrum. "What happened?"
The younger cloud guardian looked at his father with a furious look on his face. "We've been infiltrated!"
A stoic Alaude examined the scene in front of him. None of the other vehicles were tampered with; only Kyoya's customized motorcycle was in ruins. It looked as though someone crashed it into a wall. It could be repaired, but with all the modifications on it, the price would be higher than usual.
"Clearly you were the intended target," Alaude turned to one of his servants, "I want the CEDEF called for an emergency meeting at my estate. Call Iemitsu first. I also want the rest of the Vongola notified of the situation. The fact someone breached my security system is unacceptable. The culprit will be arrested."
"No, they'll be bitten to death ten times over!" Kyoya complained.
"Arrested."
"Bitten."
"Arrested!"
"Bitten!" Kyoya didn't have time to fight with his father. He was right about the investigation, but he was more interested in the breached security than his bike.
"I'll deal with finding the culprit. My bike shall be avenged! The disciplinary committee will handle this."
"Stupid child. This is a matter for adults to handle. The CEDEF will handle the case of an attack on one of our own. If anyone is stupid enough to try to take my son, I'll see it that they'll end up arrested, beaten, and disemboweled."
Kyoya smirked at his father's words. "That… is acceptable, but I will conduct my own investigation in the matter. You and I have two different ideas of an investigation."
"Hm. Do whatever you want. I'll be the one to catch the culprit."
"Do you think it was an inside job?"
"Of course. That's why I'm gathering our allies; weed out the ones closest to us first. It involves crowded, but it brings the herbivore foolish enough to vandalize us to my fist in their jaw."
The idea of crowding did not appeal to Kyoya, but if it brought his nemesis closer to him he would not complain; not yet anyway. Thinking about it further, the skylark composed of names he'd personally investigate. "Hibird," the tiny canary flew in the room calling out his owner's name.
"What are you doing?" Alaude curiously looked at Kyoya.
"Getting my allies together to properly investigate this. You prefer the defensive method, I prefer," he put on his shades afterward, "taking the offense."
"WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" Hibari's cell phone screamed as he answered.
"Tetsuya."
"Hibari, has something happened? You're not on campus!"
"Something has. Get the committee to my estate right away."
As Hibari walked away, Alaude withdrew his cell phone and dialed in an unknown number. "Remember that thing that happened last night? Yeah, I suspect as much to happen. Call Reborn. We have to handle the situation before Kyoya terrorizes the city."
The woman spoke in a serious tone, "you do realize if this happens people will find out about us. Especially…"
"We'll handle this carefully so he doesn't find out and get jealous, but the Kyoya situation is damage control that needs to be handled first; Reborn will be our solution to this problem…"
Hibari Estate – 8 A.M.
"Why are you filming this?" Kyoya closely looked at one of the henchmen in the backseat with a camera.
"I figured in serious cases like this having something to go back and look over as evidence might help this situation," Tetsuya remarked while driving.
"Hm. Do whatever you wish," the prefect calmly replied as the car turned the corner. "The four suspects follow a merging path to school. One of them will require chase to bring in. I plan on bringing that herbivore and its herd in."
Tetsuya frowned. "D-Do you mean…"
"EXTREME!"
Tetsuya jumped at the scream as he saw Ryohei jogged down the street releasing a flurry of practice jabs. The skylark smirked. "Herbivore number 4 sighted. Slow the car; proceeding to capture."
"Y-You really think he's the culprit? He's a little on the simple side…"
"The herbivore has attempted to trespass on my property to get bitten to death on purpose. For what reason I don't know, but clearly he has no sense of boundaries and is a possible culprit."
The cameraman zoomed in on an unsuspecting Ryohei as he jogged with earbuds on. The boxer felt the sudden vibrations on the ground as he turned back to see a corvette slow down to his speed beside him.
"H-Hibari! Hey, what's going on, EXTREME!" the sun guardian jubilantly spoke.
"I want to know your involvement with my motorcycle."
"M-Motorcycle? Your EXTREME ride? What happened?"
"Answer the question herbivore! You've trespassed on my property more times than I can count. Biting you to death only gets fun for so long."
Ryohei nervously noticed the camera filming the two as they came to a complete halt. "Look, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll EXTREMELY tell you if I hear something!"
"How about you get in this fucking car and you can tell me what you've been doing this weekend."
The boxer alarmingly looked at the three before turning the corner and bolting off. The cloud guardian gritted his teeth. "I knew that herbivore had something to do with this," Hibari turned to Tetsuya, "run him down."
Tetsuya gulped as he hit the accelerator as he nodded and turned the corner. He turned on the radio as they pursued the boxer. The passengers bounced and swayed in their seatbelts in his reckless driving.
Bad boys
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When Sheriff John Brown come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo
Yeaheah
Ryohei turned back and yelled, "SOMEONE EXTREMELY HELP ME!" he turned close to a house and jumped the fence.
"D-Damn, he's going to get away!"
"Tetsuya, run through the yard."
"What! B-But Hibari…"
The skylark glared at his right hand man, "do it."
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Tetsuya nodded and proceed to run down the fence. Ryohei ran around the pool as he could hear the car tear through the yard. "YOU'RE EXTREMELY INSANE!"
The boxer continues to go through yard after yard as the car tramples through lawns, fences, and equipment. It begins to slow down from the terrain and obstacles. Hibari was getting annoyed at the culprit's tactics.
"Go down this road," he pointed, "then take a left through Irie's yard."
Tetsuya followed his orders as Ryohei was relieved when he saw they went another way. The boxer stopped to catch his breath after having to outrun a car. He proceeded ahead to silently (as he called it) reach school. He withdrew his cell phone to call Tsuna.
When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school
And learn the golden rule
So why are you
Acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot
You must get cool
"T-Tsuna, be EXTREMELY careful! Hibari's gone mad! He tried to run me over and asked me about what happened on the weekend! I'm EXTREMELY confused! What's going on! I thought we were EXTREMELY careful!"
"My dad just told me someone trashed his motorcycle. He found out this morning! Oh God, he's coming for us!" Tsuna hung up immediately as Ryohei's eyes bugged out as he proceed to run back home.
"Screw this. I'm not EXTREMELY going to school today!" he ran the corner and headed back home. "I knew I should've EXTREMELY stayed home to play Mass Effect! I don't need to shit!"
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Meanwhile, Tetsuya ran through the streets and headed to Irie's yard. Shouchi Irie heard the loud motor and wondered what was going on. When he saw a corvette heading closer to the yard, his life flashed before his eyes as he prayed to every god and demon to have his regular normal life back.
"S-Stop, this is not a road!" he ran back to his house screaming as the vehicle ran through his yard and made a left turn. "NNNNOOOOOOOO! MY MOM'S GOING TO KILL ME! WHY WOULD YOU DO UMPFH!" he was struck with one of Kyoya's tonfas as the car went by. Irie fell to the ground broken glasses and all.
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your mother and
You chuck it on your father
You chuck it on your brother and
You chuck it on your sister
You chuck it on that one and
You chuck it on me
They drove down the path to school when Hibari realized Ryohei had turned back. "The herbivore is has turned truant. He must be detained. Take a left and keep going. He will be on sight."
The cameraman gulped as Tetsuya went down the road. Eventually they caught up to Ryohei as the sun guardian made a left and cut down another yard. The skylark was getting frustrated.
"Make a right down the street. I'll cut him off myself," he turned to the cameraman. "Get ready to jump. Tuck and roll."
Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Enma were running down the street when the second generation boss was nearly run over by Tetsuya. When the sky guardian noticed Hibari, he screamed and yelled to the others, "RUN! IT'S HIBARI!"
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Ryohei turned the corner and ran through Tsuna's group, knocking down Enma in the process. He was unaware of the corvette coming his way as the passenger door and front seat opened to reveal Hibari and the cameraman. The two of them jumped out the moving vehicle as the cameraman fell face first in hopes to protecting the camera; the cloud guardian flew out and tackled the sun guardian to the ground.
Hibari pushed Ryohei's face on the ground as he revealed handcuffs. "I'm detaining you for running like the cowardly herbivore you are, for trespassing on my property multiple times, for conspiracy of destroying my motorcycle, and for playing a shitty video game. No matter what happens, I'll bite you to death."
"MASS EFFECT IS NOT A SHITTY GAME! IT IS EXTREMELY THE GREATEST SERIES ON THE PLANET! HELP! HIBARI IS A MASS EFFECT HATER!" he pleaded as Hibari smacked Ryohei with his tonfas.
"Call of Duty is the greatest game made. Know your place you herbivore noob," while Hibari assaulted Ryohei, Enma struggled to get up as he witnessed the skylark's brutality. The cameraman filmed every moment of this as he was glad to had nothing to do with this.
Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break
Hehe
"I-I should've went with Adelheid earlier. It's dangerous to be around Tsuna's family," he got up and ran hoping Hibari didn't notice as he handcuffed Ryohei.
Tetsuya parked the car and proceeded to open the trunk. He carried Ryohei and threw him inside as the sun guardian screamed, "NOT EXTREME DUDE! NOT… EX…TREME!" Hibari came over and smashed his face with a tonfa before slamming the trunk shut.
"One herbivore down, four to go," he turned to see Enma run to catch up to Tsuna's group. The three ran inside and pursued the Shimon successor. "Slow down and wait for that herbivore to catch up to its herd. We'll get them all in one move."
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
As Tsuna and the others caught their breath, they noticed the school two blocks away. "Tsuna! Help!" the three turned and saw Enma as Tsuna sighed in relief.
That relief went away as the corvette was stalking Enma. "Eeeeeeee! He's already here!"
Enma turned and saw the car beside him as Hibari shot open his car door and knocked out Enma to the ground. "That's two herbivores."
Why did you have to act so mean
Don't you know you're human being
Born of a mother with the love of a father
Reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes you want to let go
Hehehe
I know sometimes you want to let go
"Don't worry second, I'll handle this!" Gokudera eagerly stepped up as he angrily turned to Yamamoto, "protect him at all cost!"
"Oh, okay," he nervously laughed surprising everyone, "this game of Cops and Robbers is sure getting exciting!"
"NO IT'S NOT!" Tsuna screamed at his delusional friend, "Gokudera, get Enma too before we have to deal with Adelheid too!"
The storm guardian groaned as he watched Hibari detain Enma and threw him in the trunk with Ryohei. "H-He got turf-top in the trunk! Seriously, over a motorcycle! Thing was loud and ugly anyway!"
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!" Yamamoto grabbed Tsuna's hand and ran off as the sky guardian yelled his outrage.
"We can't win the game if you get caught. The way I see it, if we get to school, Hibari will stop chasing us, and we win," he smiled. "See, easy."
The cloud guardian ran up to the storm guardian as he revealed his cambio form. "Yuri, attack! YURI BOMB!" the cat looked at Hibari, got scared, turned to Gokudera, and back at Hibari. With fear in his eyes, he jumped up and attached himself to Gokudera's face as he struggled to pull the cat off. The storm cat jumped off before his owner got tackled to the ground and pummeled by Hibari's tonfas.
"For resisting arrest, you will be bitten to death! Tetsuya, cut them off!"
"Right!" the corvette sped up to block Tsuna and Yamamoto's escape.
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
The vehicle sped up and drifted to a stop in the middle of the street blocking the two guardians. The cameraman zoomed on Tsuna's frightened face.
"Heh, looks like he's going to piss his pants."
"EEEEEEE!" Yamamoto didn't let go of a screeching Tsuna as he threw the sky guardian over the car and slid over the hood.
"HEY! I GOT THIS WAXED YESTERDAY, ASSHOLE!" Tetsuya jumped out to grab Yamamoto before the rain guardian drop kicked Hibari's right hand.
He turned to Tsuna and yelled, "run!"
The brunette did as he was told as he was a block from the school. The cameraman got out and filmed Yamamoto as Hibari caught up and started fighting the guardian. The rain guardian revealed his sword and the two got into an epic fight as he held off Hibari's attacks.
"I'm surprised at you, herbivore. You've actually lasted longer than the other three of your herd, but I will get you."
"Heh, well best of luck to you, but I don't think any of us had anything to do with your motorcycle. I mean, we were there but…" Yamamoto held his ground.
"So you admit to infiltrating my household…"
"Yes, but I guarantee you…" Hibari's tonfa collided with Yamamoto's sword as he slid back from the attack, "huh, maybe I shouldn't have said that."
"You really are the dumbest of the herd. How have you survived this long?"
"By looking good and having the luck of Joey Wheeler," Yamamoto innocently smiled as Hibari charged at him again.
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Tsuna's efforts finally paid off as he arrived at school. He was greeted by a waving Kyoko as he smiled at her. "I MADE IT!" he withdrew his cell phone and called his father. "Dad, Hibari's gone mad!"
Vongola Home Base 9 A.M.
"Uh, really Tsuna, no shit!" Giotto watched as Alaude interrogated a blinged out Lampo.
"Look homie, I was out of the hood for three weeks to meet up with some of the crew over some slices, we got some bling," Lampo raised his chain, "got a cut," showing off his fade that said 'mafia life,' "getting mad paper, picking up some noise, and…"
Alaude kicked him in the face as the chair fell over with a tied up Lampo. "Look, the biggest crime here isn't the vandalism at my estate, it's you talking like an idiot and bringing this garbage in Nanimori. You should be arrested just for this level of stupidity."
"Damn homie, no need to be all physical and shit," Alaude threw duct tape on his mouth as Giotto clapped in the background.
"THANK YOU, ALAUDE! Ever since he came back from America he's just been annoying. Next time I'm sending him to Canada."
"What's Canada?"
"It's that imaginary place between America and Asgard," he got a skeptical looks from his cloud guardian. "What?"
"You do realize you're next in the interrogation, right?" Giotto gulped as Alaude inched closer to him.
"Tsuna, I'm a have to call you back later. If I don't make it, remember that papa loves you, and to make sure your uncle Iemitsu NEVER touches your mother," Giotto panicked as the last noise Tsuna heard was the sound of his uncle tackling his father to the ground.
Nanimori High School – 9:10 A.M.
A frightening Tsuna overheard the screams of his father as Alaude preceded his "interrogation." Kyoko approached him with concern on her face. "Tsuna, what's wrong?"
"EVERYTHING! We have to get inside!"
"B-But class doesn't start until 9:30…"
"Please, it's for your own safety…"
"Herbivore, turn around and face me," a beat up Hibari dragged an unconscious Yamamoto as he glared at Tsuna.
"Eeeeee! I-I didn't wreck your motorcycle!" the cloud guardian's glare intensified when he realized what he said. "OH CRAP!" he covered his mouth as he tried to run for the door.
Hibari launched his tonfa toward his foot and tripped the sky guardian instantly. Kyoko watched as Hibari handcuffed Tsuna and pulled him away from the school. He looked at Kyoko suddenly as Tsuna panicked.
"Where were you between Friday and Monday morning?"
"Me? I was at a sleepover with Haru and Hana out of the country. Uncle Knuckle took us to Tokyo because we did well this semester. So we got to see the pop star Nanami Keys with backstage passes, then we toured around the city. I got these earrings from Mr. Kawahira. He's weird."
Hibari stared at Kyoko for a minute before saying, "Okay. You're cleared."
"WHAT! WHY CAN'T YOU QUESTION ME LIKE THAT?" Tsuna was answered with a tonfa to the face.
"Because you're a herbivore," he was dragged to the corvette before Kyoko spoke.
"I'll takes notes for you, Tsuna."
"I'd prefer you rescue me," he was answered with a kick by Hibari.
"Stop talking."
Hibari took Tsuna back to the corvette as an unconscious Yamamoto was in the backseat with the cameraman and Gokudera stuffed in the trunk with Enma and Ryohei. He turned around the area getting a strange feeling of a killing intent in the air. Tetsuya drove the car back to Hibari estate unaware that Adelheid was watching them from the window.
"Suspicious. It's time for the Liquidation Committee to investigate. Julie, call the other guardians. We're leaving," the dark skinned teen turned to the net captured pervert in her office.
"O-Okay, but can you let me down first?"
"When you understand that the girl's locker room is not a place for boys I will," she revealed a remote control from her purse, "until then," she pressed a button that electrocuted him.
"AAAAAAAA!" as the smoke cleared from the perv's body, Julie's body shook as he removed his cell phone. "I'll start… right away."
Rain Forest Coffee and Cream – Monday 12:00 P.M
Reborn sipped his coffee in silence as he overheard the situation at the Hibari compound.
"… Right now, Kyo… uh, Hibari has captured Tsuna and his friends, including Enma, and has been keeping them hostage all day. Even some of the older guardians are under lock and key under Alaude's orders."
"You mean your boyfriend's orders," Reborn smirked as the woman in front of him growled and attempted to hide her blush.
She gripped the table as she barked, "that has nothing to do with this situation!"
"Does it now?" the hitman sipped his coffee as he enjoyed frustrating the blunette in front of him. "He won't like this, and he might have something to do with this since he might've seen you two last night.
"W-WHAT! Why didn't you tell me."
"You know the code: Bros before hoes," Reborn watched as the woman in front of him was ready to launch herself at him, "of course, you are a woman of substance and fear. I'm not afraid of you, of course, but others are and that's all that matters."
The CEDEF soldier gritted her teeth as she stormed out of the café. "If you're not going to help, well… fuck you!"
"I hope your relationship is worth it, Lal! Oh, and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors; at least, as long as Colonello doesn't find out."
"…And he won't; he better not."
"If he calls my house crying to me one more time I may just do it. He's a mess and clearly he'll try something," Reborn petted Leon as he saw Lal Mirch glare at him one more time before leaving the café and slamming the door. "Well Leon, this is going to be fun."
To Be Continued…
Part two will be coming later. For now, enjoy the suspense of this chapter for as long as possible, and get ready for the return to absurdity with a little chapter I like to call… A Pimp Named Lampo. Giotto will be pleased with that chapter, because there will be plenty of bitches for him to stress about, and no I'm not just referring to Lampo and his "posse." Not to mention the bad parenting involved when raise a rapping Lambo.