"Son of a fucking bitch my gawd is it so hard to just swallow yer goddamned pride and fucking submit!" Kyuubi jumped as his private bedroom door was kicked open and Naruto came in his temper in full flair mode judging by how badly the twenty-something was swearing , and the amount of butchering he was doing to the English language. Kyuubi sat up in bed and flicked on his bedside light.

"What's wrong?"

"…fucking slut! With his cute little pale ass, and those huge 'come-fuck-me' eyes. Damn this is bad Kyuu vary varrry baaaad…" Kyuubi nodded crossing his arms as his younger cousin plopped down on the end of his bed.

"Yes Naruto it is… you woke me up."

"This isn't the time for your beauty sleep you two bit faggot hack! Im having a crisis! I can't crack him and I swear his fucking eyes turned red! RED Kyuu!" Kyuubi ignored the 'faggot-hack' comment and sighed. "and fuck if it wasn't the sexiest thing when he did this weird martial arts judo shit and ended up on top of me… did I mention his skin looks so pretty when its slapped and flushed?" Kyuubi let Naruto go on; it seemed that his cousin was totally in love with this boy's body… this could be beneficial to them…

"Naruto." His blonde cousin 'huhn'ed'. "We should have a show…"

"That's…that's PERFECT! Dealing with those pompous freaks will totally tire me out! Thanks Kyuu! I LOVE YOU!" and the hyperactive and horny blonde left him slamming the door shut behind him. Kyuu smiled and laughed to himself this was good for his little Naru… yea this new boy would give him a challenge.

Sasuke glared at his still red cheeks in the mirror. He looked happy… pleased even, and damn if he didn't hate that the look was caused by that damn DOPE! and the steam but that was besides the fact! Sasuke opened a drawer and found six or seven packaged toothbrushes he grabbed one and opened another drawer finding an elastic headband and a few bobby pins he pulled those out and proceeded to pin back his too long bangs…he needed to get his hair cut again as soon as he got out of this weird place. He sighed, brushed his teeth viciously, and spat the foamy toothpaste out in to the sink, which he turned on to wash it down the drain. As soon as he finished getting to the point of feeling human, again, he walked out in to the huge bedroom that was two rooms from the one he had woken in it, unlike his, had a shower! He tugged back the covers and loosed the four pillows piling them all in the center of the bed. He gasped when he noticed a gun sat beneath one of them he lifted the heavy object and sat it down on the bedside table and then climbed on to the bed draping himself over his little mountain of fluff and linen he then fell asleep rather quickly. Beating the dope up and then beating one off took a lot out of him.

Naruto had thrown himself in to his work not really feeling like getting another beating (or hard on) by the doe eyed boy who was to be in the next show for their clients. Gods, what to dress the kid in? A slave, with chains and a little loincloth. No. a cat boy with a vibrator tail? Possible. A natural geisha? In a pale blue kimono untied… no a red kimono with a gold chord and the setting would be a chaise lounge with a paper screen and a fan and lanterns and that was it…. Naruto quickly scribbled it down along with a few of the other Ideas he had for the other slaves. That was when he noticed the time. 2:57 am. Shit… he needed sleep and probably some alone time with little Naruto… he stood up, walked toward his bedroom, and froze at what he found…