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Sai sat facing the blank canvas before him. Usually after killing he would paint and paint and pant for almost 5 days straight but here he was not even 9 hours later un able to pick up his brushes; and this frightened him. Never before had he ever had a dry spell of no creativity. This was a bad omen.

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The sound of his cell phone split the air, causing him to jump, another bad omen, he flipped the small black device open and answered.

"Hello?"

~ "Sai… come up here we are going out for a bit… we need to talk"~ kyuubi said his voice seemed heavy and troubled, A third bad omen.

"Alright I will be there in a moment…"

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Kono was freaking out as he quickly stuffed all the trash in his kitchen into his trash can and other numerous trash bags. He swept the floor and did the mountain of dishes and paused for a moment to take a breather. It was hard work cleaning at warp speed.

"Kono-san?" inari's voice split threw kono's rest.

"Yea?" he turned around to see the other male half naked, hair still dripping from the sower holding up the pajama pants that kono had given him.

"Do you have anything smaller?" the boy asked. Kono furrowed his brow trying to think if he did have any clothing that would fit the others tall feminine figure. Then it hit him.

"I've got some stuff my mom and sister left here! Maybe that will fit! Its tee-shirt's and stuff so… maybe. C'mon." Kono said as he walked back to his room he opened his closet and pulled out the box of spares his female relatives had left. He pulled out a pair of black yoga pants and a powder blue tee-shirt that looked a little big. He handed them to the teen that looked a little embarrassed.

"T-thanks." He mumbled as he pulled the shirt on. This action caused him to let go of the sleep pants and the large fabric fell to the floor around his ankles. Konohamaru tried his best to keep the blush from rising to his cheeks as he observed the teen's lithe and muscled lower body. And the tiny very revealing lacy black panties.

"Ah~ Inari…. Uh how come your wearing those?" kono asked as he averted his gaze suddenly finding a small cobweb in the corner very interesting.

"It's all I have at the moment and I've gotten used to them I guess. Ah…. Pants o how I have missed you!" the teen sighed as he pulled the tight black yoga pants over his toned legs.

"I'm glad they fit. Personally I would never be caught dead in something that tight." Kono mumbled as he watched the other shift he looked like he was standing on his tippy toes. It was odd to watch how he rose quickly up on to his toes.

"Heh… I'm used to tight pants. I took ballet for almost, 14 years. I had to quit recently though because of well the family circumstances." He said as he bent fully in half kono gawked as he saw the boys nose touch his knees. His decidedly firm buttocks up in the air. A loud groan came from the teen as he slowly rolled back up to standing vertebrate by vertebrate the old pale blue tee-shirt rode up slightly on a pale toned belly if kono didn't know better he'd be all over the other trying to get the feminine boy into his bed but the detective wasn't terribly interested in boys or girls for that matter under the legal consenting age. Though inari made him question this.

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Naruto was almost completely ready to leave when he woke up sasuke. The other stretched and blinked groggily up at Naruto and gave up a sleepy 'good morning'.

"More like after noon…. Come on you and I have an appointment. Please get dressed you can wear this stuff its some of my older clothes the suit should fit. We are going to a business meeting and you are going to pretend to be my new secretary in training." Naruto said as he followed the teen to the bathroom to brush his own teeth as the other relieved him self and combed his unruly hair.

"Okay…. But why do I have to go?" the other asked. Naruto smiled.

"If you think I am leavening you alone for any longer than a few minuets well then you are sorely mistaken sir! I can't do that you are far too, Impor- I just can't do it. Now get dressed we have to leave in a few minuets. Oh and how are you feeling Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

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Sai stared at his lover in disbelief.

"What do you mean we have to disappear?" he asked again, for the third time his love had stayed silent with his strong back facing sai.

"We have to as soon as this chaos is settled… you were seen… and gato's 'family' is unhappy. The police are suspicious and all of the board is trying to get rid of us. Sai I know this seems rash but Naruto knows everything. In two months we are leaving for a vacation in the Alps. Just you and me and a small well stocked cottage in the snow. Alright?" sai bit his lip hard enough to draw blood and walked over to his lover wrapping his arms around the others waist. The only thing he hated about kyuubi was how he kept his emotions inside till they boiled over and burnt everyone close.

"Alright kyuubi I will help Naruto as much as I can while we are still here. Should I get rid of that cop?" sai asked the redheads wool clad back.

"No… he is important. We need not do anything except damage patrol."

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Sasuke stood next to Naruto as close as possible in the crowded elevator, but it wasn't his choice. There were enough suits on the elevator to make a tailor rich. The blonde didn't seem to mind how close they were pressed or the fact this contact was causing slight wrinkles in his cleanly pressed white shirt. Nor did he seam to mind that they were pressed chest to chest and sharing their breath. Sasuke raised his hand to push his fake glasses up his nose then he pushed his hair out of his face. And looked up into sapphire colored eyes.

"S-sir how long until we reach our floor?" he asked attempting to keep the appearance of a young secretary. In all reality he knew he was way more suited to the position than the blonde doof, in the sharp neatly pinstriped gray suit, knew.

"When all these others leave us then we will reach our floor. Why are you uncomfortable Sasuke?" the elder asked as he snuck his hand between them to rest on Sasuke's black wool clad hip. Sasuke felt a blush rise to his cheeks as the large hand softly kneaded his hip.

"Ah… n-no it is a little tight in here… sir." Sasuke replied as he felt that hand press to his hip more firmly. The thumb that belonged to that hand pressed to the juncture of his hip and leg and rubbed little circles but moved no further than his hip. Sasuke looked up at his 'boss' and noticed the other was leaning against the wall his arm braced over Sasuke's head. His blue eyes were closed and his brows knit, this confused Sasuke. In the past few days he'd only seen a smile on the others face or the embarrassed grimace he wore half the time. This was a new face.

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Naruto hated elevators, but he hated the packed elevators of the board of trustees building. He was glad he had Sasuke to touch. He slowly rubbed the others sharp hipbone like a makeshift worry stone. He tried to keep him self-calm, as the elevator slowly emptied then there was only him and Sasuke left.

"Sir? Are you alright?" Sasuke asked a cold hand touched Naruto's cheek.

"Ah… yes. I don't like small crowded place especially elevators." Naruto replied.

"Oh, I understand kind of like my thing for blood?" he asked as the elevator dinged at the 64th floor.

"Sort of. Come on Sasuke lets get this over with. Hey don't speak tis time kay you need to stay silent. Kay?" Naruto asked as they stood outside the door to the board of trustee's office he straightened his own tie and glancing over at his companion. The smaller 19 year old definitely looked the part of an heir to a fortune 500 business. Naruto offered the other a smile and opened the door.

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inari sighed as he sunk into the well padded couch that sat in Kono's living room. He'd never thought he would find a couch comfy. He was full with his breakfast and a large glass of warmed milk he'd been given and he was warm siting wrapped in a comforter he was half asleep as he noticed the police officer wander into the dark living room. Inari evened his breathing and kept his eyes cracked a little as he watched the man move threw the dark living room.

"Yes… he's fine. I don't think it will help us to interrogate him he doesn't need this. No shika! I am not… I'm bi man but little kids aren't my taste. He's only 17. And a damn flexible kid too… I'm telling you he kissed his freaking knees! No! Don't call me a pedo! Am not! Hey temari was an addict when you met her! So don't give me that shit about not getting involved with your case! You know what fuck you and here I was going to buy you smokes and dinner tomorrow… but that isn't happening tell the chief that I've got to take the day off. Yea… I will see you later. Night shika and tell temari and the little bun in the oven that I love 'em too. Ha! Yea bye." There was a click and the man looked over at inari and sighed.

"Why do you have to be so tempting…? Ah~ any way we will go and get some proper clothes for you later. Sleep well." He mumbled as he left the room turning off the lamp and locking the door on his way out. Inari let out his small shaky breath as he thought on the words the man had said, "I'm bi but he's a minor." The blatant interest in the cops voice made him blush and the slight disappointment that he wasn't 18. This was strange no one had ever shown that kind of interest in inari before. He had never had a girlfriend or a boyfriend he never had friends really as a kid. This was new and exciting and inari decided that he wanted to peruse this cop. He was glad even more now that gato was dead.

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Madara uchiha smiled as the blonde CEO for the uzumaki corporations entered the room where he expected the board to be. The blonde froze when he found a very different thing, and the look on his face made Madara want to laugh. Utter shock, at the dark suited shifty looking men, that filled the room. Madara, sitting in the center he smiled wider.

" Hello, Naruto." He said blue eyes narrowed as the other bowed respectably his small and young assistant bowed also.

"Uchiha-san. Why may I ask are you here?" Madara's smile fell slightly.

"Well I have decided to buy up your company. All of it, Keep your tiny puissant Rasengan Inc. I am taking whirlpool. And you will sign the rest of the papers or my men will shoot you and maybe have fun with your assistant." Madara felt that warm fuzzy feeling deep in his chest that came from hurting others as he watched the blonde's tension in his shoulders ratchet up.

"Very well where are the papers?" the blonde asked his eyes filled of dark blue rage that nearly singed Madara's well groomed eyebrows.

"Naru- Sir! What are you doing! Don't listen to that bastard!"

"Be QUIET!" Naruto snapped at the boy who yelled at him. Madara looked at the young man and stood walking past the tall blonde to look the secretary in the eyes.

"You look an awful lot like my older brother, and his useless son who killed himself. Hmm I can't recall if he had another child. Well this is a trivial matter. Boy how would you like to come work for me?" the rage in the young mans eyes was as cold as Naruto's was hot. He in hailed threw his nose keeping his face relaxed a distinctly uchiha trait. This made Madara curious as the boy opened his mouth and spoke.

"His name was Fugaku, and Itachi wasn't useless! And I am the younger son of Fugaku and Mikato Uchiha! And you uncle Madara will not get away with this! Sign the papers Mr. Uzumaki! We are leaving now!" the raven said with a clipped tone his claim threw Madara off slightly the outburst was so similar to Fugaku's tantrums. Madara watched the two leave. And as soon as they cleared the room he erupted in to peals of hysterical laughter. The heavily armed men that stood around him shifted uncomfortably as he laughed and spun in his chair. This was just too fun he eagerly awaited the next move of his estranged nephew and the blonde idiot.

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Naruto was torn weather to throttle or hug the young man who shook with rage. The fake-lensed glasses the other wore were torn off and thrown to the floor as he gave out a strangled cry in frustration. Naruto watched the other crumple into a ball on the floor of the elevator. With a small sigh Naruto hit the stop button on the panel and walked over to the other who looked so small even in the red emergency light.

"Do you wanna talk?" he asks as he crouches next to the raven he admittedly come to like more than he should.

"…Did you know?" the others tear choked voice asked.

"Yes, but only after I looked at a clean version of you. I hadn't heard about you in the news after Itachi killed himself. And I decided that I would keep you. I don't think that I've really had any intention of selling you at all. Heh, kyuubi is right I'm too soft." Naruto mumbled as he sat against the wall of the elevator with the teen who sniffed loudly.

"You knew, so why didn't you just leave me there?" Sasuke asked looking at Naruto as he wiped at his eyes. The teary look tugged violently at Naruto's heart.

"Because I knew Itachi and your father and your mother. They were good people and I had made a deal with Itachi when you were born. He wanted me to stay alive and take care of your family if ever any thing happened to him or your father." Naruto said thinking back to the then 13 year old Itachi he was glad he remembered that promise from 19 years ago. He remembered he still actually had the contract written in red and purple crayon.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you I knew who you were. And I am sorry that I've put you threw this I would have taken you and your family in as soon as Fugaku died if not for Madara and the board of trustees. I am truly sorry but now you have a reason to stay with me but if you really want to leave I will set you up anywhere in the world and I will sponsor you till I die. So if you do wand to go on with your life by all means you may." Naruto said as he stood pulling Sasuke up to stand as he hit the stop button again sending the elevator into motion again.

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Kakashi hitake sighed heavily as he waited for his guest. The door to his establishment opened and the blonde man walked in.

"Uzumaki-san. Hello nice to see you again ah and Sasuke… how is your hand?" kakashi asked the young man with the bandaged hand that stood with Naruto.

"Its better thank you," the teen said with a polite bow.

"That's good now shall we sit gentle men we have a lot to discuss. Regarding the incident that happened last night. I have reason to believe that you are experiencing some trouble and I also have reason to believe that there will be issues with the police over this. Thankfully we were able to keep it quiet but if gato's "family" targets my restaurant, then we will have large issues. I do not care about my building but for my staff and iruka. If they end up getting hurt, then you will never be welcomed by me, I will wash my hands of you and possibly leak something to the cops." Kakashi said as he sat down to the light lunch set out at the table before them.

"Jealousy dose not become you hitake-san. You can see I am not interested in iru-koi. I have other important things to me at the moment. Now may we talk business?" the blonde asked as he glanced at the teen at his side who just stared lifelessly at his plate.

"Very well."

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Kyuubi sighed in pure pleasure as he sunk into the chair formerly occupied by a boss of gato's family damage control was going well. He and sai had wiped out a branch group. There was only the slightly larger "sound" group and then the main family to destroy. That was for another day. He heard soft footsteps approaching him and lifted his razor sharp scalpel towards the sound he lifted his head and opened his eyes when he felt a cold hand on his own. Sai stood there his pale face covered in blood and his hair slicked back with the substance.

"Are you satisfied?" kyuu asked as the other took the blade from his fingers and dropped it carefully turning kyuubis and pressing it to his chest. Kyuubi felt a thundering heart beat against his palm. A quick glance down confirmed his suspicion. The artiste that he loved so dearly was horribly aroused. The high he got from killing was almost too much for him. Next kyuu knew his pants were being pulled down and a mouth was eagerly wrapping around his half hardened cock. Kyuubi groaned aloud as his little lover sucked on him his cheeks hollowing nicely, he threaded his own leather gloved hand into the others hair.

"Don't make a mess," he grumbled.

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Well that's another chapter! Tell me what you like? What you hate? Id like feed back, and If you have ideas let me know and I will try to work them in. I want to actually have a hard lemon here soon. Idk when though and who. And Sasuke and Naruto still need to actually do it and I have to work inari into the plot more… Ack so much to do!