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Sishwill: The funniest parts are when the characters I don't like get hurt.

The episode started with everyone throwing a party to celebrate Justin being voted off. "I'm so glad Justin's gone!" said Gwen.

"Yeah he was so cringe and ugly." said Katie.

"CHALLENGE TIME YOU DUMB BITCHES!" said Chris. "BUILD BIKES!"

Confessional: "Yes! A sports challenge!" said Tyler. "I'm gonna win!"

Confessional: "I will kill Beth." said Duncan.

WITH DUNCAN AND GWEN...

Duncan and Gwen were building the most epic gamer chad bikes ever. "Our bikes are so cool." said Gwen.

"I've gotta go do something I'll be right back." said Duncan.

WITH KATIE AND IZZY...

Katie and Izzy were designing their bikes to kill Sparem-die. "Hahahahahahah I've got a chainsaw on the end of my bike!" said Katie.

"My bike has a machine gun!" said Izzy.

WITH EZEKIEL AND TYLER...

"Done!" said Tyler as he finished building his extremely lame bike.

"That looks like dogshit eh?" said Ezekiel. "I'm riding a Bear because I'm Canadian!"

"That's a female bear." said Tyler.

"EW EW EW EW YUCKY!" said Ezekiel has he threw the bear into the sun.

WITH NOAH AND SPAREM-DIE...

"Boo-hoo everyone hates me..." said Sparem-die as she built the lamest bike ever seen.

"Shut the fuck up bitch!" said Noah, building a gay bike. "You don't slay!"

Suddenly, Katie ran over and stabbed Sparem-die in the throat. "Boo-hoo." said Sparem-die.

WITH BETH...

Beth was building her bike alone because she has no friends. "ThThThThThThTh." said Beth as she built an irredeemably evil bike.

Little did she know, Duncan was sabotaging her bike by putting a bomb in it.

AT THE STARTING LINE...

"Okay campers, Lightning will judge your bikes!" said Chris.

"Sha-Lightning!" said Lightning.

Beth's bike was first. It was extremely mean. "GRRRRRRR I HATE YOU!" said Beth's evil bike.

"That's so sha-mean!" said Lightning. "Sha-0/10!"

Confessional: "ThThThThThThThTh." said Beth.

Noah was next. "You're so hot and I'm gay." said Noah's gay bike.

"Sha-8/10! How about we get sha-dinner some sha-time?" said Lightning to Noah's bike.

Then Tyler went up. "My bike is extreme to the max!" said Tyler.

"More like sha-cringe to the max!" said Lightning. "Sha-2/10!"

Then was Gwen. "My bike is epic!" said Gwen.

"It sha-sure is!" said Lightning. "Sha-10/10!"

Confessional: "I am so epic." said Gwen.

Izzy and Katie were next. "We built our bikes to kill Sparem-die!" said Izzy and Katie.

"I sha-fucking hate that sha-bitch!" said Lightning. "Sha-9/10 for the both of sha-you!"

Ezekiel was next, but he didn't have a bike. "I was gonna ride a bear but it was a girl so I had to kill it eh?" said Ezekiel. "I didn't have enoguh time to make a bike eh?"

"Having no sha-bike is sha-cringe, but sha-killing a sha-woman is sha-based, so sha-5/10!" said Lightning.

Sparem-die was next. "This is my awful terrible cringe disgusting ugly bike!" said Sparem-die.

"This sure is sha-awful, sha-terrible, sha-cringe, sha-disgusting and sha-ugly!" said Lightning. "Sha-0/10!"

Duncan was last. "This is the coolest bike in existance." said Duncan.

"Sha-this sha-bike sha-is sha-the sha-coolest sha-thing sha-I've sha-ever sha-seen!" said Lightning. "Sha-69 out of 10!"

"Now it's time to race your bikes!" said Chris. "The first four across the finish line get to compete in the second part of the challenge!"

Chris said "Go!" and everyone started racing. Beth's bike exploded after two seconds because of the bomb Duncan put in it and sent her flying.

Confessional: "That's what she gets for making the TDA finale instead of Gwen!" said Duncan.

Izzy and Katie immediately started chasing Sparem-die around on their bikes. Izzy shot her full of holes using the machine gun on her bike and Katie slashed her with the chainsaw. "Boo-hoo." said Sparem-die, overreacting.

"Haha! We're gonna get you!" said Katie. However, the three females were so caught up in their chase that they all crashed into a wall and destroyed their bikes.

The remaining five sped to the finish line, but Gwen pulled out a rocket launcher and shot Tyler, destroying his bike. The other four crossed the finish line easily.

"Ezekiel, Noah, Gwen and Duncan move on to part 2 of the challenge!" said Chris.

Confessional: "ThThThThThThTh." said Beth, swearing revenge on Duncan.

"The last person to cross the finish line is eliminated!" said Chris. "Go!"

The four raced through the course, avoiding obstacles with ease. "Grrrrrr I'm a Yeti." said the Yeti.

"I don't care." said Ezekiel.

"I'm a Female Yeti." said the Yeti.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ezekiel. He ran away from the challenge.

"Okay, Ezekiel's out of the challenge I guess?" said Chris.

Duncan, Noah and Gwen were nearing the finish line. "Dumb Idiot." said Duncan as he threw a piano at Noah.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Noah as he fell into a pool full of Piranhas, who started biting at his flesh. "OUCHIES!" said Noah.

Gwen crossed the finish line first, closely followed by Duncan. "Gwen is first place, and Duncan is second!" said Chris.

Everyone cheered for Gwen and Duncan. "Unfortunately, since Duncan technically crossed the finish line last, he is eliminated!" said Chris. Everyone gasped at this news.

"WHAT!? No, that cant be!" said Gwen.

"#justiceforduncan" said Noah.

"If you don't keep me in the game, I'll pour lead down your throat!" said Duncan.

"no." said Chris. (cringe)

As everyone panicked, Gwen had an idea. "Tyler volunteers for elimination to save Duncan!" said Gwen.

"Yeah alr." said Chris.

"Wait, what?" said Tyler.

AT THE DOCK OF SHAME...

Tyler was walking the Dock of Shame while everyone was laughing at him. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR REVEALING ME AND GWEN'S KISS!" said Duncan.

"Aw man, This stinks! I had to win for Lindsay!" said Tyler as he boarded the Boat of Losers and left the game.

"Who will go home next?" Chris asked. "Find out next time on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

ISLAND!"

22nd - Courtney

Returned - Trent

21st - Owen (Deceased)

20th - DJ

Returned - Sparem-die

19th - Cody (Deceased)

18th - Bridgette

17th - Geoff

16th - Heather

15th - Leshawna

14th - Harold

13th - Eva (Deceased)

MERGE

12th - Trent

11th - Lindsay (Deceased)

10th - Justin

9th - Tyler

Girls - Gwen, Beth, Izzy, Katie, Sparem-die

Boys - Duncan, Ezekiel, Noah

Notes:

And Tyler is out at long last! I eliminated him for revealing Duncan and Gwen's kiss.