He Bites The Dust Again

Hello, dear readers. I would like to thank you for your reviews. As a gesture of gratitude, here's the next chapter of the story for you to read and ponder as you bang your heads against your keyboards in exasperation. I know I did, and the worst part is that I'm the author! Anyway, on to our OC bashing.

I almost forgot, please don't flame my... I can't say it. I just can't.

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This was awful! This was terrible! This was horrifying!

The general student body had gone a full 10 seconds without interacting with him or having him as the topic of their conversations. Those poor souls were wandering about the Academy without even mentioning Gary's name. They had to have had a surprising amount of fortitude to endure this much misery, forced to go on without an idol must have been a terrible fate. It was something Gary could not handle any longer, he would be the heroic figure these people needed to be able to achieve greatness. Who knew? Perhaps they might even aspire to resemble Gary's shadow one day. But he had to act swiftly or they would be forever lost in the terrible despair that had engulfed them.

That counted double for the brown haired boy and his gang. Not only had they not recognized him as being their saving grace but they had also mistaken him as being the enemy, those misguided fools had to be put back on the right path before it was too late for their redemption. For that to happen, he had to find a way to appeal to them, something that would seem massive in scope to them. He would have to do something like save the world as he had so many times before, he shuddered at the idea of using his abilities for such a trivial affair like saving the world but he didn't have any other alternatives: if he tried to save anything bigger than the planet, it might be too grand for them to understand what he had done.

And so he started to search the school grounds in the hopes of finding just such a problem to be fixed, leaving the writer of this story to figure out what exactly had possessed him to bring such a schmuck into this universe. Just as the author continued to ponder that existential question... Wait, I'm not the focus of the story, the OC through whom I absolutely do not insert myself into this universe is... And so, our selfless hero carried on with his near sacred mission to find and thwart an enemy of this world in order to prove that he was in fact as awesome as he said he was.

He didn't have to wait for long. Actually, he barely moved a few feet from where he stood which was next to the newspaper club stand. In essence, absolutely nothing of interest happened so far. His gaze set itself on a bully that Tsukune and the rest of the group knew all to well. If he were to vanquish this evil from the Earth, he would be able to show that he was destined for greater things than being around here. So why did he still stick around if he was this powerful or full of himself? Does it sound like I figured that part out? I didn't think so.

Having been watching the newbie in case he tried to pull anything stupid, Tsukune followed his line of sight to his intended target and guessed immediately what was about to happen. To his credit, he had seen this happen so many times that he wasn't really all that surprised about this turn of events. As the arrogant schmuck started walling towards his soon to be victim. Tsukune yelled out to the person who was about to be attacked for the thousandth time this week alone.

"Saizo! Run, they sent in another one!"

The monstrel's reaction was to turn to were the shout had originated and witness another wannabe hero coming to kick his ass for no apparent reason. He let out a loud groan of annoyance. "For crying out loud. Why do they always have to come after me, huh? I didn't even do anything this time." After having said his piece, he started running. The attacker's response was to give chase.

The monstrel was quick but still no match for Gary's unparalleled abilities. Still, he would have to make this quick. After estimating he would only need to remove a single seal from his body to end Saizo properly, he proceeded to remove the seal that he was most used to removing which was appropriately situated at the spot where his legs and his lower back merged. After having taken it off and thrown it away in the middle of his run, his pace increased dramatically until he finally halted before the figure of a flabbergasted Saizo who was desperately trying to voice his inquiry so as confirm what he had witnessed a second ago.

"Did you... Did you just pull that out of your ass?"

Gary Stu made no attempt at answering and instead went on with his plan. "Monstrel." He announced proudly. "As watcher, protector and master of your species, I reserve the right to judge you for your conduct of just a minute ago."

Saizo momentarily snapped out of his shock as his expression turned to one of puzzlement. "We don't have a master or any governing body for that matter, that is why other monsters dislike us. The fact that you are presuming to be able to dictate our conduct without either the authority of the Dark Lords or of Fairy Tale is ludicrous enough on its own. But add to that that you believe you can call yourself master of such a diverse species with so many subcategories is an insult to monstrels everywhere." Saizo went wide eyed at the realization that he had just provided such an elaborate and well thought out explanation without having it linked to raping girls, maybe there was something to this going to school idea.

Gary could have easily retorted an incredible piece of knowledge that would have proved that his authority was greater that any other authority anywhere, it would have made Saizo's miracle speech sound pathetic in comparison. Therefore affirming himself as being the most supreme being in the entirety of the Universe. He just didn't feel like it right now... Right...

In lieu of affirming his superior mental capacities, he decided to demonstrate what kind of physical prowess he was capable of. So he settled for a kick that sent poor Saizo soaring through the air as he cursed whoever had had the bright idea of bringing such a prick into this establishment. I'll let you reflect upon the gravity of being considered a jerk and a prick by Saizo Komiya as I continue to narrate this story.

Just as Saizo came flying back down and Gary finished putting the seal he had discarded back on his body which had mysteriously reappeared in his hands for no apparent reason, Tsukune, the gang and many others arrived at the scene of the attack. As Gary turned to received the thunderous applause of his fans and of his soon to be punching bag and lovers, the school medic rushed towards Saizou at mind boggling speed while Tsukune came up to Gary with an angry gleam in his eye.

"Why did you attack him? He didn't do anything to you. Geez, it's already a miracle that he somehow survived being removed from Anti-Thesis, and now he has to deal with this nearly every day. Poor guy." He remained as level headed as he could manage while he scolded Gary for his actions. Maybe Tsukune could make him realize he had done something completely reckless and convince him to ask Saizo for forgiveness once he was feeling better.

Not a chance. While Tsukune tried to show him the error of his ways, Gary began analyzing his newest friend with centuries of experience he had been imparted with at the beginning of this discussion. He soon came to a singular conclusion that explained everything: Tsukune was completely out of touch with reality and that's why he wasn't able to see Gary's awesomeness.

The man had become so blinded with the perception of his own power that he couldn't even tell what was reality and what was his own delusions of grandeur. The problem would persist by enticing the person into random acts of violence for absolutely no reason and a false sense of supremacy would follow if this wasn't soon stopped.

Gary would keep at it until he was healed. After all, he just couldn't phantom letting someone go on without understanding what was real and what wasn't... That would have been too easy.