The Bonds Of Friends And Family-Stargate SG-1 Season 2
Warnings: This is actually a one shot in connecting to Daniel and Sam's explanation to Jack, in why Daniel quit in the original time-line. So they're considering here in doing to him, what the NID did to Daniel, or just using clones. As the SGA had a deeper track record that Jack thought, after being opened for 73 years since 1925 now. In the follow up timeline, as they get an unexpected visitor in the form of Remus Lupin.
With this chapter they discuss what happened to Jack on Argos happening on other planets, before they lay the bottom line. As he describes in detail, what happened to a clone of one of the Colonel's who is the twin. And of another fanfic in the McConnell book series in the early years here, while at the same time. Describing, what the serum does if combined with straight alcohol, in his experience with it now.
As the serum used on Daniel, in their eyes can be used to for medical and psychiatric purposes now, along with a new formula that can help a person recover. As they heal, chemically from spinal damage, during his connection with the chemist. In Pyrus's court, which is the medical form of the serum that the mine medic used on him…
Disclaimers: I don't own stargate, the story belongs to be, everything else belongs to the movie company and the writers.
Chapter 20: Truths Of The Arrest IV
"Excuse me a second." he said and headed for the gate, and dialed in the gate address then, and activated. "Kovu, if you can hear me, get medical papa healer, I have the mates of your alpha's court on your home kennel under arrest to be arrested back by your people." he said and they got a purr, before they heard a male voice Hammond's age. "Yes baby, I read you, what is wrong exactly?" he asked gently and he explained that to him as Hammond smiled.
"It seems karma just shoved the planet designation of Athos's planet home, but they did this, my ex team leader, his brother and his team. To free themselves from his count and the grand duke, so I wish for you to meet me on planet designation P3R-662. And by your name of Calais, depending on how long it will be, I will come visit, but my promise is kept. Of an infant clone of me for you, so me at 12 moons old now." he said to him and they heard a loving smile then.
In his voice then gently. "Thank you son, I appreciate that and we agree to this, so you just rest for now, but instead of what they done. You are now Sir Regent, and we will keep our side of of the bargain, as you give us two adult copies. Of yourself, and a baby copy for me, but we are blessed by the god Camulus. And his minor goddess Quetesh, but this is karma for these men and woman." he said and Hammond nodded.
"Thank you for the reveal, but based on Master Daniel's reveal, Philippe, your culture is based on our first bible story, what is called the brothers of Joseph in our wording. But the lord, our almighty now has spoken, and the men and woman that have done him wrong. Appeared to have been cursed by Quetesh herself for this act of cruelty." he said and they heard a stern tone. "Then may he almighty have mercy on their souls." he said and the sextet all paled.
"Philippe, get in front of the camera, we need to get better eye view here." Jacob said and Daniel flicked on the camera as they saw him, before seeing the princess. "Shyla, my dear, I promise, you will get a copy of me, so I will be your king, but I will return with my triplets. In doubles, but with glass circles, I can replace the sarcophagus, as the current one, as right now. Is broken and you, we, keep to your tradition, only royalty." he said and she smiled in affection.
"I understand my love and thank you my mate, just rest and recover, because evidently someone was poisoning you with something here. You just recuperate, we will see you in the space of 7 months and with your parting gifts to us." she said and he smiled. "Take care my love, I will see you in 7 months, father, you as well, bye bye boy, you be good." he said and the duo smiled as the over sized house cat purred and the gate turned off.
"So you are Joseph, the consort of the princess, turned queen Shyla, and evidently they contacted our baron, told them this and they're coming to bring them back. But if they exceeded the limit, they're giving tonight's mating session, in their private rooms. And the door is locked and bolted from our side, but what goes around, comes around." Landry said and they paled then. "You drank it, right?" he asked and they started shaking, as John felt his hand then finally.
"The Grand Duke, no not again, not again, please, don't do this to me." John said, shaking as he tried to control his body, realizing the man saw him and it was back to the intense make out sessions. "After what you guys, Makepeace, just pulled, why shouldn't I, John, you get another full dose of your own medicine. As you relive the most strenuous case of sexual activity you ever had." Daniel said and he started shaking in fear, knowing what was coming by that one remark.
"Daniel…" Jack started to say and he back handed him across the face, and Jack swallowed. "No he gets what he deserves, as do you and Jane, Makepeace." he said sternly to him and he swallowed. "You don't get it do you, if this was reversed, the other original timeline, you are the one that got what happened to John here. And did it, while I was looking for the pay off, you end up on Gascony, and get what happened to him, turned on you?" he asked and Jack paled.
"And now that I remember this, it had right now, he got it by the Grand Duke, realizing you weren't there to bail him out of this, he once again. For a 3rd time, made a fool of himself, and he was in pain for two weeks." Janet said and he started shaking and Daniel nodded then. "How long were you on Gascony for exactly, if you tried to move on with out me there?" he asked and Major, Dr. David Hancock said it sternly. "That's 10 days, Sir." he said and he nodded sternly.
"I been gone for a month!" he said and they nodded sternly. "We know, and this stupid idiot never realized this, before we found you on Hetara. As you found the perfect payoff, followed by the beta gate, then got us to coordinates and blammo. Three scores in 6 months and his humiliation results in destroying his own life, by duty to your friends. And the brothers of Joseph, so where is your god now, you're Jewish, we're Catholic." Sam said and Jack paled.
"You are a such a maniac, first Jonas and now you, I knew I had the right idea, my daughter deserves better than you, you brat." Jacob said, crossing his arms and he started shaking in fear. "So first the caveman plague, then Kynthia, and he throws that in your face, just because the girls saw him catatonic and know instantly in what she did. And you pretend he's the traitor and now you take the elixir and get subjected to this." Adam said sternly to this news then.
"Then while the SGC gets shut down, the SGA gets activated and every problem that has you pretending he's the crazy one is now null and void. As you all get diagnosed and sentenced to 20 years in psychiatrics, for this schizophrenic break from reality." Landry said sternly and Hammond nodded. "Back up plan, we take it to McMurdo, and just prior to Kinsey's evaluation, as he never sees it coming, okay, the SGC is done, we got a back up." he said and they paled.
"Yeah good idea George, the SGC is shut down, but the SGA takes over and you combine with our base, you're the military side of the SGA again." Chapman said and he nodded. "So the SGC is no more, we put our original symbol back on the wall and we're back again. Here at the mountain now, as we return back to what we're good at, and leave 2 weeks prior. To the attack, we do what Daniel's counterpart SGA did only no last minute leave." Catherine said to that then.
"Yep, the SGA returns to what rightfully belongs to them, back to dressing in blue, back to control of the SGC, as your attempt to shut us down backfired. As we get the attack happening, as he tells them the truth, not quite the same SGA, as they never had a him in the program. That his ideas are worthwhile, if you just give them a chance now." Harriman said and Sam and Hammond nodded in agreement. "But this now, is beyond cold blooded." Janet said this then.
"So nothing changes, well surprisingly hard to kill you isn't it, well you do deserve a Grand Duke of your own, but if the Baron sees you, same difference." Sam said and he went white. "You deserve this for that cruel and snide remark Colonel, so like them, you're getting what they got. For this, but for that snide remark and then the remark on slaves." Hammond said sternly and he started shaking in fear, after seeing Segei, now realizing Daniel abolished their connection.
"John's pretending the Grand Duke sexually assaulted him repeatedly, he's his version of Segei, but no, he was dosed with mating elixir. And had repeated intercourse with him so many times his body wants more, but the control factor can't take it twice. But too late, he drinks it and his body doesn't have a choice in the matter here." Sam said and Hammond nodded sternly then. "I see well, you're very correct, now that we heard that from the Grand Duke, it's shoved up."
"And to 100fold, but let that be a very severe lesson to you now young man, we said time and time again no drinking, or this happens, but you deserve this." he said and John swallowed hard. "Oh lovely, his body wants more now, he's having another fast burst with possibly being connected to the Grand Duke right now, with me out all night last night. Did you guys go back to the planet or just Gascony?" he asked and Bert, Adams and Keller nodded to him at that.
"We did Daniel, but if he's having that reaction, his memories as our version surged up, his body wants the Grand Duke, and so much it can taste it." Keller said and he looked at John sternly. "You never knew this was one of John's memories do you, where he suffered the most intense homosexual encounter he ever had and till he, instead of something like Segei. This time his body wanted it now, and engaged headlong into it, wanting more, in Mariel's words here now."
"That the more his body did it, the more it wanted to do it, as it couldn't get enough, it had to have more, I'm not entirely sure how many times his body did it. But by the 10th day, he decided he had to leave and leave now, before he didn't here. And his body was going to dry itself out from repeated intercourse now, while the realization hit me now. As this was not in the report, after I got back, they never put that into the report right now, because of humiliation."
"And after sum times in a week, he had to stop his body from destroying him, but I'm not around to prevent it after you fired me from the SGC, so I'm SGA. Our departments don't know what the hell is going in the opposite side, we have our own mandates. And you're a field unit, search and retrieval, we're research and development, bordering on Starfleet. The General deactivated missions till I got back, to you it couldn't do, but then this happens and hits hard."
"By a severe case of sexual lust, your team mate, that's Jane, suffered the same thing, but you or the real John, it's interchangeable now." Daniel said and he started shaking at the news. "I was searching the galaxy for a perfect payoff to fix the Tollan situation, but you now. And that's our version and Jane, forgetting everything I ever taught you about marital customs. Took the offered drink, before drinking a second, suffered such a case of libido here right now in truth."
"That this nearly caused an intergalactic incident after you shot the Grand Duke." he said and he paled, realizing his double's memories were more traumatizing then he thought at the news. "This was one of my double's memories, he got drugged with that potion, and became a sex driven maniac, till he forcefully freed himself. And praying he never went to another snare, so this never happens again, because he would never be able to fight?" he said, shaking in fear.
"That's right, and I said time and time again, if it's stated to be just for you, never take it, it could be drugged, and with me out of the picture, you forget everything I taught you. That this time I'm not around to bail your but out of the fire, you break out on your own. And instead of, hoping for your reaction with the scalpel, I been purging that crap from my body. And by the sarcophagus, so I'm clean, but you never got over it, knowing your body, once he touches you."
"Will react on it's own, and as it happens again, and again and again and again, your body can't get enough, but you possibly drank the elixir and it's set to him." he said and he went white. "What's the matter exactly?" Hammond asked him and Daniel said it bemused, "The Grand Duke is his Thanos, just like me, under the table fore play, not stripped. But the clothes loosened, he tied his legs behind him and was tickling him." he said and John remembered that then….
The First Night On P3R-665-John's POV:
Simply talking to the man, as he asked to talk to him alone, he nodded, as he lead him to a room to be alone with him, said which was upstairs. And as he closed the door, out of hearing range, and half across from him on the bed then. As he had him lean back on the bed and he nodded, as he felt his hand run up his thigh. And before removing his shoes and socks then, before pulling his legs tightly against his sides and as he tied his ankles behind him then.
"So tell me, are you ticklish?" he asked him as he tickled his feet and he tried to keep from laughing and he tried to pull free as he said it. "No what are you doing, come on, untie me, untie me, let me go." he remembered saying to him. "Oh I'm afraid not now, you fell into my little trap, but not, my mate, oh no, you see if you never now. Bother to listen to your scholar counterpart, you would understand now, what if you drank something."
"That makes you very sensitive to touch, and you did, your muscles are asleep, but the nerves are not." he said smiling he loosened his belt then and pulled his shirt free, and ran a slow stroke down his stomach. And he froze up, as he massaged his knees the motion slow and seductive, before kissing him then. Now realizing the man was coming on to him then and as he felt his legs getting extremely heavy then, as he realized his legs felt like weights right then.
And his legs were tied behind the man holding him there then and the man ran his hands up his thighs then, while smiling seductively at him then as he gave a seductive squeeze to both knees then. 'No, no wait a minute here, he talked me up, here so he could seduce me, what the hell was it I just drank exactly, stop, stop let me go. What he say, what he say, unless…., oh god, they drugged me, I been drugged, no help!' he thought in realization then as he said it quickly.
"No, no, no wait a second, wait a second, Sir really, I never came for this, really I never came for this right now, come on let me go." he heard his voice echo then. 'Oh god, what was it I just drank, Daniel help, get me out if this!' he thought, before remembering they kicked him out of the baseline program, and he felt his heart sink. Now, realizing he was no longer there to prevent them from making fools of themselves as he drank the glass stated for him and now.
Now, realizing he drank something, to trigger this, the man got him up here, to seduce him and tied his legs behind him, so he was between his legs. Where he could seduce his body, tease it, till he suffered the biggest orgasm he ever had then, as he tried to pull up. And as the man looked into his eyes smiling, before continually massaging his knees seductively. While pulling him closer to him so he could really start flirting with him, as he smiled seductively at him.
As he moved his hands to his stomach and under his shirt as he started tickling him. "Whoa ah ha, no wait a second whatever I did to get this, I won't do it again, no really. No I swear whatever I did, I won't do it again, I swear, I swear, stop, stop, no let me go, help!" he said as he started laughing as he ran fast tickles all over his stomach, as it felt like he tickled him. And for 20 minutes then, draining him 1/4 down in strength as he looked at him adoringly then.
Before running his hands up his legs to pull him all the way up to him, leaning him back, wrapping both hands around his neck, as he pressed a gentle kiss to his lips, as his body responded to him. "No, no wait, wait." he said, realizing it wasn't seduction, he was completely in love with him then. 'No, no wait a second right now, I get it, but I never came for this, wait, wait please, I never came to be your consort, wait.' he thought, feeling his heart pounding.
"My mate, my love, just relax." he said smiling, as he pressed another kiss to his lips, and his body relaxed at that and as the man ran his lips seductively. Across his own, back and forth across his mouth as he pressed his body to his then and as the man kept it up. His hands around the back of his neck, as he started to feel like the kiss had gone on for hours now. In feeling his hand run through his hair, as he body accepted this, and even was enjoying it now.
Before pulling back, and pressing his forehead to his, as he said it to him smiling, as he started undoing his shirt, so he run his hands up his chest, the other hand seductively squeezing his knee as he said it. 'Oh you may say that now, that you never meant to activate something now, not that like which you did then whatever sum moons ago it was. But on our planet, we mate for life now, but I have so long and searched, you say it now."
"But I don't believe that, oh no, I don't believe that at all, but you took the offered cup now, you took our special drink, connecting you to me now. But the chambers bathing varieties, you are covered, in moisturizing lotion. Which is making your skin extra soft, but your body is not pulling away from me. You are connected to me now, you are my mate now.' he said smiling, running his fingers up his shirt now and started stroking then.
'No sock or boots, shirt nicely loose, you are in a very bad predicament, my dear man, a very bad one, but I am afraid, my mate. Now, you are in no position to give threats, not when your skin is this soft, and you can't kick. And without making a scene, of course the room is sound proofed so no one can hear us right now. My private chambers are out of shouting distance, so making a scene is not an option now."
"I can tickle you all night and no one will hear your shouts, as I said, you are in no position to make threats my dear man. Not at all, but what do my fingers feel like to you exactly?" he asked and he swallowed hard, realizing he been tricked. "But I am not interested in why you came, oh yes, I do not care what you came here for. Only that you have, but letting you go now, my mate, hmm, you wish for me to untie you.'
"Oh I think not, I sense something else in you, you see you have no idea what is inside the soap we gave you, do you. But that was a very unwise decision, to leave your door open, where anyone besides me can see you now." he said seductively, running his hand down and he jumped as he pinched his inner thigh with a seductive smile. "No, no wait a second, I swear I never came for this." he said shaking, feeling his lower body growing tight.
"I guess you never knew this, but the blue teams always knew better then to drink when on duty, and you should know better then." he said smiling and John felt his heart start pounding. 'Blue teams, the SGA, that's their color, why wouldn't they tell us about this that planets like this are snares, Daniel help.' he thought shaking, realizing this was Daniel's way to warn him off, for anymore illegal stunts then, as the man started getting more flirtatious then.
And as he felt the man run his hands up thighs then, as he removed his belt then and pushing his shirt up, the seductive smile on his face, looking into his eyes then. "Oh I'm afraid, my dear man, that you do not have a choice in the matter now. You see, you took our special drink, one that increases your mating desires now very highly. So highly, your body does not wish to stop till it gets enough to sate it, but rather then what you see."
"I am very taken with you, very taken, you are my chosen, but you took the drink, binding you to me now. Your body wants to mate, yes it wants to mate now, but first now, right now. Let us have a little fun now, hmm, so tell me, are you ticklish, hmm you ticklish." he said seductively to him as he felt it and as he slow stroked his fingers down his stomach, and he started laughing as he tried to pull free then as he fell back on the couch.
"No, no don't do that, cut it out, stop, stop." he said laughing and the man smiled at him. "Oh what's the matter my mate, is this getting to you, hmm, is my touch too much for you. Is that it, is it the serum or the natural response right now, I must know, if it's not the serum, it must be you, and you must be ticklish, if you are acting like this. Oh indeed I got you, and no kicking, you are going to stay right here with me, so one question."
"You ticklish my love is that it, hmm you ticklish, going to get you, oh yes I'm going to get you, make you laugh, but we're alone out here out of range, just relax, shh, just relax my love, alone time between us, oh yes plenty of alone time between us." the man said seductively to him as he tried to say it through his laughter as he tickled. "Coochie coo, oh coochie, coochie coo, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle my mate, tickle all night."
"Can't get away, going to tickle, you ticklish, hmm you ticklish my mate, you ticklish I have you my dear man, oh my love stop struggling, you can't get away right now." he heard with a seductive smile, before he squeeze tickled his knee and he tried to keep now. From jumping as the stroking started speeding up as he broke and started laughing. "Look, no look, no, no wait a minute right now, look, look wait, wait a minute, I ah, hah hah, no wait."
"I get it, I get it, but I never came for this, no I swear, I swear, help, stop let me go, I promise I never came here for this, I swear, no stop, stop let me go, let me go, let me go. Stop, stop, whoever you are, I get it, but stop whoa, whoa ah ha, no, no stop, stop, ha ha. Help, stop, stop, no cut it out, ha ha ha ha, help, help, help!, help somebody, somebody please. No please, get him to stop, I'm going to die laughing, help!" he heard his voice say, while laughing then.
"Shh, relax my mate, no point resisting, your body wants this, it's already accepted me as it's mate, the serum allows the person it's set to. To have the target think you are it's mate, I am your's, so your body will not resist my touch. But for now, this will suffice, and then alone time. he said as he started sliding his fingers up his stomach, as he ran slow strokes down his stomach in seductive strokes as he really started laughing then.
"No, no stop, whatever I did, I won't do it again, I swear, I swear, help, help, let me go, I'll be good." he thought laughing then. "You ticklish, hmm you ticklish my mate, you ticklish." he said smiling as he stroked there. "I have you my mate, just relax my love, but you are attracted to my touch, indeed I have. But we are out here, so we get privacy, but no questions, no answers, all I want.., is you, just you my mate, the only thing I want."
"Is you, just you, only you, I want you." he heard as he stroked, running his hands to his pants and removing his belt. As he slid his hand into his boxers, before kissing him, before deepening the kiss as he stroked his bladder and his body reacted to that beyond strongly. "Stop, stop, I get it, I get it, but not now, not now, we can talk later, but not now." he heard his voice say, shaking in exertion, before alone in his bedroom, he felt his body start calming down.
And from the seduction on the couch, before the door opened, closed and locked. "Sir please, I had enough, no more tickling." he said, not turning around, shaking at his bodily reaction as he heard a seductive tone to his voice as he felt the man wrap around him from behind, before kissing his neck then. "Oh that's not what I'm after now, my love oh no, it's alone time between us now, plenty of alone time, oh yes plenty of alone time now for us."
"But as I have said: no questions, no answers, oh no, no no, the only thing I want is you, just you, only you, I want you. Oh my love it is time now, just relax, shh, relax, just relax." he said, before feeling the man wrap his arms around him and kissing his neck, before feeling his lips run down his neck. To his shoulder slowly, feeling his body responding to his seduction, as it sat him on the bed then, as he slowly ran it down his neck then, seductively.
Feeling the movements get more excited, his body relaxed, as he felt the man remove the edge of the tank top from his shoulder. 'No, no wait a second, wait a second, I have to focus.' he thought as the man ran slow kisses back and forth on his shoulder, he quickly refocused. 'Wait not after, oh god, wait a minute, what are you after exactly?" he said as he tried to get up and turned to look at him, as the man pressed his mouth to his, his body responding immediately.
And before the man undid his pants, as he then removed them, the man moving between his legs, massaging his inner thighs and seeing his seductive smile, as he felt his body flatten him on the bed, feeling his legs getting weak. 'No, no Sir wait a second, I never meant to….' he heard his voice say in resistance and heard the said man's voice. 'No my love, it's too late, you came to me, took the drink, you are mine, yes mine.' he heard, before he kissed him
And deeply, his hand gripping the back of his neck, before wrapping his arm behind his shoulder, as his body reacted on it's own then And for the rest of the night now, it was then that his body engaged in several hours that night. And of the most intense make out, near intercourse, session he ever had then and as his body stripped itself completely. And as it went to full intercourse then and as his body felt like it couldn't get enough now, it wanted more now.
It had to have more, his body wanted the Grand Duke, as his body saw him as its mate now, and with feeling fully energized now. It was ready for something it hadn't had since his son died by shooting himself then, as what it had with Kynthia was nothing now. As his body went at it again, for the night, as this kept up and suddenly his body felt better than it ever had. In years, feeling like the whatever he drank had fully stimulated him and his body, what he, back then.
Could never achieve with his wife, was suddenly increased 100 fold with the Grand Duke now, wanting to every night after dinner, this kept up. As it happened again the next night, and the next, and the next, before reaching the 10th night, he had to get off the planet. Now realizing in why Jane never came back downstairs, she too had been drugged and was making out. And with whoever it was, knowing they stayed there, they'd never stop this, till it killed them right now.
Finally refocusing he broke out through the bathroom and headed for a room that was covered by 4 men, fighting passed them, he shouted it out. "Jane, Jane snap out if it, we been drugged, these people put a sexual curse on us, snap out of it." he said, banging on the bedroom door, before four more guards grabbed him and he started fighting wildly. "No let me go, stop, no not again, not again let go." he shouted, struggling to get free as the Grand Duke arrived then.
"Shh, shh, shh, calm down my mate, nothing to be afraid of, everything is fine." he said gently and before he and the guys guards suddenly collapsed then, as he saw Makepeace. "We got to go now, these people trigger sexual curses, this keeps up, it's the comic book." he said and Makepeace nodded as he knocked her Earl unconscious, as he tossed her clothes at her. And they went out the back way and dialed back to earth then, feeling their bodies shaking.
"No Jackson, means we have no way to control making fools of ourselves here, he told us to focus on the wording, and we kicked him out of the baseline program. Damn it, damn it, we have to find him, before that happens again!" Makepeace said sternly and he nodded. "Maybe we can use this right now, to get him out finally." Renfro suggested and he smiled. "Could work, but whatever color he wears now, we switch it back to green." he said with a cruel smile then.
Returning to earth, John locked himself in his quarters, feeling his body aching for the Grand Duke's arms around him, knowing he saw him again, he would never leave. And praying he never encountered another planet like this, knowing their hormonal drugs were too powerful. Till the libido would destroy him then. 'Not again, please not again, I can't go through it again, lord please don't do this me ever again, I beg you." he said shaking then, praying he'd forget this….
End Of Flashback:
As the memory came to an end he felt his body growing hot and bothered, realizing he been snagged, and felt like his version was close by. "And there's the report, that's just a taste of the warning that we shot you, you decided to not take it. And tried to kill one of my men, and now it gets Carter and Teal'C ending up in the middle of it." Landry growled and they all went white at that, realizing they never said anything on purpose, this was a serious trap, turned warning.
By the SGA/SGC and the generals all decided to teach them a lesson, a lesson they never took seriously and they were being arrested. "Switch it back to green, well just seeing the Earl that did Bob's clone, I switch it back, you buzzard." Daniel growled and they all paled. "The earl that did Morley's clone arrived on the planet!" she said shaking in fear and he nodded. "Yeah these planets know me already, but we go blue, you go green, but you're green, turned red."
"But they fell in love with you two, want you back, and I'm happy to oblige, you been arrested John, you're returning to his grace." he said and John went white. "Why did we never tell you this, why did we never tell you, we did what you did and this was a serious warning to you. Try it, and you're being arrested for something worse than death, and this would be it right now." Landry said and they started shaking, realizing Landry told Hammond and Jacob about this then.
"We figured you'd try something like this, that when Daniel reported in, directly to me this time, I sent along our uniform in the field color, they know who he is. Before they said your name directly, as we got you to realize you got caught in this attempt. And before they arrested you and separated you away from the miners, so there was never a mutiny. He wanted to make a difference and does, by changing things, over night, by being SGA." he said and they swallowed.
"He's everything a true leader should be, but the sarcophagus, mixed with the tretonin, that keeps his mind and heart strong, in his clone now. But they gave us 5 samples of each one, we got everything we need for a medical breakthrough worth quintillions in monetary amounts." Shen said, crossing her arms then and they swallowed hard. "But he found us the weapon, he prevented the attack in orbit, you're such a jealous freak." Jacob said sternly and they paled.
"NID." Daniel said pointing at them and then pointed at himself. "SGA, we take snares like this very seriously, but here it is you bones-heads. But the people that created the elixir, had a way to have reproductive organs get beyond stimulated. And by stroking the skin over the bladder, there by stimulating an over dose of sperm now. As that floods the body, causing your body to become beyond stimulated that once your body starts, you can't stop right now here, you two."
"But I been to 6 other planets just like this, all with the same lure in, take the drink and this happens." he said and they all went white then. "Could work, but didn't, you little whore." Daniel said with a growl and she went white then at his remark. "Only royalty can use the sarcophagi, but I am by marriage, though we never got married. But you are such an arrogant little witch you know that, you're trying to figure out how it works, but I been to Gascony before now."
"They know me by my naval title of Commander Jackson, so switch colors and then get me injured, that it, well nice try and I still bring back quite the score." he said and the trio started shaking violently in fear at that. "But for this cruel act, you just been cursed to it for life, no sarcophagus, there is no ending it. But everything you drink, it could be the elixir, so now what, you living in fear of seeing your chosen every mission you go on?" he asked and she paled then.
"That's what she meant, we're living in fear everything we drink is containing the elixir, we're stuck like this forever?!" John said, shaking in fear. "Well I'm not exhausted, I'm not F….. out, I will never be with you, the more I do it, the more I want to do it, I'm going to drain you dry." Daniel read out and he nodded. "Only your body is trying to kill you by intense sexual pleasure here right now, till you're drained of sperm now finally." Janet read out with a bemused smile.
"You had one too many glasses and your body is trying to burn through them, by increased sexual activity, which is why Abe said don't drink the entire bottle. Just drink half the bottle, save the rest, only one, if you were smart you do as he said and had one swig. Like Homer did on that show, because Abe Simpson is a very smart man, he knows more then they think. But the stupid is just like you, so ignorant that you ignore safety guidelines right now, you idiot."
"And it keeps putting you in situations like this right now." Anna said sternly and he swallowed hard, realizing that was his double's big mistake. "Jesus man, you realize what that was, the potion, it basically has you thinking like Mariel. The more I do it, the more I want to do it, but this is how people like this get their sexual drives. It's viagra x's1000, and this gets the best you ever had, if you never achieved that level with your spouse!" Warren said and they paled then.
"But as Danny said, you do green clothes, you're SGC, he does blue, we're SGA, science and study, Barnes is one of mine, as is Daniel. But we said this time and time again you're not supposed to be drinking on duty here. Did you think that was the cognac or something, because if you did, they spiked the alcohol. As he knows better and once again you do the stupid thing and get snatched, not his fault." Landry said sternly to thenm and they started shaking in fear.
"Daniel told me the details of these planets, they all are part of the same marital intercourse customs here right now, but you wanted that, didn't you. Told him to switch colors, escape, and then he gets injured as he is captured as his body is subjected to the same thing. So you can claim he's flying the sheik while you're rotting in the mines, to finish this. Get him completely out of the program." he said and John started shaking, realizing he been caught at the analysis.
"Well unfortunately for you after he ended it with that pervert, he turned him into someone just like us, a man of 58 years old, papa healer, and even calls him Father. As he explains the circumstances and then reverses the ambush, as he beats the crap out of your men. Before we see his memories of everything as the story says everything we need to know. But he switched departments, and you continue making fools of yourselves." he said and the quartet went white.
"We never knew that would be the consequence, after Maybourne threw you out of the SGC!" Makepeace said, now realizing without him, they were constantly getting problems like this. "Or West and Vidrine did and Addison over rode it and Jumper and we with him right now. But you wanted him gone and here's the ending result, you been turned into a sexual maniac right now. But what goes around comes around, you fire him from the SGC and he's not there to stop it.
"Because he's looking for Vala right now, while searching for the perfect pay off at the moment." Picard said sternly and they started shaking in fear "And that's 20/20 hindsight Robert, you convinced yourselves I was the traitor, and while I'm busy. When in studies you are celebrating your victory here, all the while searching for me, and we search. And for the perfect pay off right now you go to Gascony and without me around, that I can't stop you from making idiots."
"And of yourselves, till something like this happens, but I must admit this is some very interesting retribution." Daniel said sternly to that. "But your bodies want more, correct, the elixir has a time delay, but your timer was not up and trying to resist it. Only brought more pain, it wants to mate, it needs to mate, you should've listened more closely to my lectures. Because this one has Quetesh's signature all over it." he said and they swallowed hard then.
"We.., we were there for nearly 2 weeks, that it was the 10th night that John finally snapped too." Renfro said shaking and he nodded. "Am I right, with me not here after your department fired me from the SGC, you forgot it. Everything I said about ancient cultures and religions, marital customs?" he asked her and she nodded then. "Sam, the guys and I remember everything you taught us here, Daniel, about marital potions." Lou said and he nodded sternly.
"So like him, or….," he asked her and she said it with a swallow. "For me, it was 30 times in 10 days, my body couldn't stop, one after another, 3 orgasms a night, for 10 days." she said and Sam covered her eyes then. "They set your timers for 2 weeks, but with you, your body acted a little too strongly he decided to lessen the dose from what he told me. But I heard this from Philippe that only the sarcophagus can break the curse, but sarcophagi are for royalty here."
"So if you're feeling that urge again, there is no cure till the timer ends, in sum days, so you're out of luck here." he said and that did it for John. "No please god not again, not again, no snap out of it, snap out of it!" he screamed at his body, feeling his lower body tightening. "Oh boy, just the memory of that encounter, just triggered a hard on, his body wants to mate. And it wants the Grand Duke." Sam said and Daniel nodded as he read out what John remembered.
"Then this explains why he was so determined to leave, after you came back a second time, seeing you were not bothered by this, why, well that reason is because you had a sarcophagus. You're acting like what you are, as you purge the potions from your body by their healing technology, but you are prince regent, soon to become King Daniel. And he was jealous you can resist their charms, but he can not now." Teal'C said smiling and she grinned at the realization.
"What was it you said, now if you can't hack it, we're going to break out of here without you, oh my how the tables have turned, looks to me. That you are the one that can't handle the curse, but he can, because he purged the potion from his body, again and again, and again." Sam said smiling sternly and he started shaking violently, realizing he was screwed. "You want him don't you, your body wants him so badly, it can taste it." Bert said sternly and he swallowed hard.
"And there it is, they wanted to use this on me, and I was resisting as hard as I can, but I purged the elixir from my body, 10 times, which is considered 30 doses. Cleansing my body of the elixir and it paid off, but my chest had the evidence of the attempt. And came off this morning with the lotion, and the serum also wore off, but the elixir explains last night. As for him, is he playfully arrested him in his lounge, as he tickled him till he charged up to his room."
"I know what the problem is here right now, after his body flattened him on the bed, he got into the most intense homosexual encounter in making out sessions. That he ever had, on the edge of intercourse, and sum nights there, his body every time he got near that Grand Duke. His lower body went as you described Janet, his libido went through the roof here right now. It was by the 10th night, that he decided he had to leave, tried to grab Jane, and the Grand Duke."
"Nearly dragged him back to his own quarters, so they could go at it again, but this must have been why they both look like they got into a fight with a gorilla. Because in a way they did, only the gorillas are really more advanced versions of Australopithecus. On the one hand is Prince Charming, the other is a severe case of sexual partner, and Janet and I. We already explained this to Jack, before he too got turned." Daniel said and she and Lou started laughing at that.
"Like I said, most female low leveled primates tend to choose their sexual partners according to who would give them the strongest off spring. The leaders of a pack or tribe, are usually the prime choice, so you should be flattered, Colonel." Janet said with a bemused smile and Hammond and Jacob nodded, bemused. "I'm a scientist, I understand that better than you think and you and I were researching this, after Makepeace broke." he said and she nodded, smiling.
"Yeah 10 nights in sexual intercourse sessions to this level, your body becomes addicted to the effects now, it can't get enough, that you don't stop now, you'll never going to stop at all." Warren said with a bemused smile and Parker and Anna nodded. "I think that's why he locked himself in the bedroom, knowing his body was aching for the Grand Duke's arms around him. Just end the pain by another round and praying he could resist it." Warner said to that sternly.
"I think he got snatched by a 41 year old Thanos, and his Thanos did him right at the table like I told you, on my first night after meeting Philippe." Daniel said and Hammond nodded. "It's me all over again, after getting it in the lounge, O'neill charged up to his quarters here now. To get his body to calm down, before his Thanos, closed, locked and bolted the door shut. Before seducing him into sleeping with him, before it happened again." Morley said with a slight smile.
"Then what's wrong with her?" Sam asked and he looked at her, seeing her shaking and he nodded. "What are you thinking exactly." he asked her carefully, realizing what was happening to her right now. "My body is screaming at me, it's like Hemingway's remark, my body is aching for him, I feel like I got a hole in my heart, stop teasing me." she said and he nodded. "Oh crap, Quetesh strikes again here." he said and Anna covered her eyes at that news in irritation.
"I thought she was dead!" Jacob said and he shook his head. "Her symbiote form is dead, but deity form is not, someone switched what they been drinking with the elixir. It's here on the base whatever amount they had, is suddenly way too much right now. She's the goddess of sexual pleasures and erotic fantasies, I think her last act, in retribution. For harming me, when I did nothing to deserve it, is spike what they drank." he said and he and Hammond nodded then.
"Yeah I call that retribution: you anger the gods, you get what you did to a good and innocent person turned back on you, sex slave, you called it. Well like being turned into a human magnet and learning the other is his most devoted fan. Said is also a magnet, and she has the hots for him, though he doesn't want this, I call this. A case of Karma is a witch, you remember the book go eat worms, this is that exactly, only in sexual form." his student said with a bemused smile.
"Well Colonel, I call that very bad for you, did you have any soda pop yourself, if you're feeling like you want to mate right now, the way they do right now?" Hammond asked and Jack swallowed hard shaking, realizing the lord had drugged him with the serum and the elixir. And now chose at random to bless him with his own act of living hell. "The idea here, I think Quetesh chose was for the duo to come here, and have it happen again." Daniel said and they nodded.
"Spike what they drank, and get the duo that snatched them up and bring them here, and before locking and bolting their room doors shut. And from the outside, before putting the sound proofed barriers into place, so we don't have to hear this. The way the building housekeeper heard the racket coming out of Andy's apartment, thinking they were doing it again. And instead this time she violated him, before he got her off of him." Jacob said sternly and he nodded then.
"Uh what's happening to me exactly, Daniel, why does my body feel the urgent need to mate right now?" Renfro asked shaking and he nodded. "Because your body senses your Romeo is close by right now, and wants to be back in his arms. It wants the release, needs the release, the elixir now is like the potion, that Andy McCarthy used on an actress. Only to realize that was his biggest mistake, it turned her into a sex driven maniac." he told her and they both paled.
"So this crap turns your body into a sex driven maniac?" Hammond clarified and he nodded. "I think she drank one too many glasses and the urgent need to mate right now in truth. Is becoming hard pressed at the moment, it's like resisting the need for another cigarette. And sooner or later, you can't resist anymore, her brand of heroin, want for better word here. Is the man that chose her, and her body wants him so much it can taste it." he said and they nodded.
"You're once again the mentally strong one, as the sarcophagus cleared the elixir from your body, though your body was a drone." Hammond said and he nodded gently. "Yeah dad, that's it exactly, after the first night with the elixir, knowing they tanked every night drink with it. I, before he got me in the bedroom, and repeatedly, erased it from my hormonal cycles. By use of the sarcophagus, the serum was set for 24 hours to 2 weeks, depending on the keeper now."
"Based on what I gathered, from the chemist and he told me everything, on how the serum works, before describing the sciences of the elixir to me. And Said reversals on one of them, but once used, in the serum, not undone, only royalty. Now, are allowed the sarcophagus, there are no sarcophagi on the planets of her Romeo, his Grand Duke. So there is no reversal, more then one glass, all at once in one night, speeds up the conversion." He said and Hammond nodded.
"So she never got everything she needed to finish their mission to claim you're everything they been saying, since Hathor here, because her hormones as a Prostitute over rode it. And she lost her mind completely, when attempting her training, they both been snagged. And finally realizing what's happening, try to high tail it out of there, albeit feeling it. Feeling their genomes changing on a molecular level now then?" Matheson asked him bemused and he nodded to him.
"Exactly, telling Philippe I'm a friend of one of their courts, I encountered one of his courts in snares, and that granted me access to everything. But Pyrus, he arrested me to protect them from the sextet arriving to destroy him, for arresting us. But thanks for the inspiration, you gave me everything I needed to create and mass produce the serum. And the elixir, so we can use this in the medical/psychiatric department, but in exchange SG-3." he said and the IOA nodded.
"Well anyone needs a serious boost in being put in the mood, we just got it, just use protection, before this results in an unwanted pregnancy." Sam said as she started laughing at that. "Yeah alien viagra, alien body lotion, that is attracted to the person that uses it on you. Arrest drug, chemical paraplegia, Daniel you did it, we got everything we need for a safe medical arrest. Marital improvement and medical recovery from spinal injuries!" Janet said, smiling in delight.
"Don't use that, the elixir, till we ease back the effects, Vala's signature is inside that crap, too much, and your body turns into sex driven maniac." he said and Janet nodded quickly to the advice. "Oh crap, Vala which one are you exactly again?" Sam asked and she explained that. "I am, or I was, the host of Quetesh, but I don't understand: why would that be a problem exactly. If your scholar type doesn't understand this and his does, Daniel why would that be a problem."
"Me, why me?" Vala asked and he explained it. "Your symbiote, her chosen deity in Ancient Egyptian goddesses is the goddess of sex and prostitution. But your powers as Quetesh now here, are very strong, while Aphrodite was the goddess of love. You take that far too seriously, bordering on beyond sultry to lure your targets in. You graced that potion, one dose give you enough boost for the best you ever had in years with your mate, but double and triple it now."
"Your body's suffering what this woman does and her admirer regretted it severely." he told her, tapping an illustration, of a man holding his hand out to stop a cupid. And from shooting a blonde haired woman as she had an adoring look on her face as she had her arms around him. And she nodded in amazement. "I never knew my powers as Quetesh were that strong, if I can turn someone into a hormonal driven maniac, for sexual pleasure." she said and he nodded.
"Yeah this was why I studied ancient cultures, I'm a scholar of ancient culture and religions, without my knowledge, we get so in over our heads. We got this attempting to break out of the mountain, but as Morgan said, after playing his lab bio, shoot to kill and burn the body." he said and she nodded. "And this is why we need you on earth, you can protect these guys better then anyone, by teaching them go scientist, instead of soldier." Jacob said to him then gently smiling.
As he stroked his hand through the hair at the back of his head then, as he passed him his glasses back to him and he put them back on. And he combed his hair back to have himself looking like his late second season self again. "She's the source for this story, that potion the apartment building manager gave Andy, she graced that potion?" Saxon said and he nodded. "Not Vala herself, but her symbiote, Quetesh." he said and their parents nodded in aggravation.
"Quetesh is the Goddess of sexual pleasure and erotic behaviors, basically Renfro in every sense of the word, she was a prostitute, before getting into the military. But her acts of using her training to take advantage of a man's weakness, AKA the enemy. Just got shoved up to 1,000 fold here, but Quetesh's power, in potion form, can shove that sultry behavior up. And so highly, a man will take her seriously, and she will barely escape with her virginity intact now here."
"While for men on women, if they use that drug on a woman, and never check the dosing, it turns into Andy's mistake in Season 3." he said and Sam covered her eyes then. "And that's the reason, we need you on earth, you know more then we do, with you at the SGA. And as you pass us your notes, on ancient cultures, religions and deities, this is far too valuable. Just to lose right now Dan, damn it, way to go you idiot, you just caught it!" Lou said sternly and she paled.
"But I know what happened here, that I did my job of getting as much intel on that crap as possible, before luring them to the snare so they can be captured. And guess what: twice in the 6 weeks during the banquets, we had the Baron send a couple members of his court. To Pyrus's, I met their chosen and told them, Sam, Teal'C and I are friends of a militia unit. That had its leader get snagged as a copy of himself, before her Romeo asked me if I knew SG-3 by person."
"Asking in detail, who their chosen one is, her Romeo gave Sam's description of sunlight gold hair and sky blue eyes, but 492 moons old, he is her same age, and fell hard for her. He wants her back, I said I can arrange it, but I need more, where do you come from. And did any of his counterparts like a man of 492 moons old, with going silver brown hair and brown eyes. And the grand duke nodded with a smile." he said and Renfro paled, realizing that meant her and John.
"After going over it once again, I said after I been on mission 96 moon cycles prior to this, I gained certain details and learned she reacted a little too strongly to their mating elixir. And I asked if they believed in Quetesh and they nodded, before the realization hit me here. This potion shoves her training up to 100 and her bodily reaction convinced him. No more than half drop or that's going to happen again." he said and Sam started laughing at that and nodded.
"As Pyrus said with my being mated to royalty, I had access to the sarcophagus, it's the only way, but passed 3 days if you take more then one glass, and all at once. You're never changing back as a result, and I nodded, as I told him until our agreement was finalized. I would serve as prince regent now, as the head of his household, and he agreed to the proposition. In naming me Lord Daniel." he said and Hammond and Landry nodded smiling sternly at the news in relief.
"The sarcophagus does a wide range of miracles we all know that, after we used it to change Jack, or Johnny, back, but no sarcophagus means they are stuck this way. And even our advanced technology would be ineffective on them, they're doomed to what they attempted. And with you, but that's Creep Course And Loved To Death gone Stargate style, well people you screwed up completely and paid the price for it." Hammond said and they swallowed hard.