The Bonds Of Friends And Family-Stargate SG-1 Season 2
Warnings: This is actually a one shot in connecting to Daniel and Sam's explanation to Jack, in why Daniel quit in the original time-line. So they're considering here in doing to him, what the NID did to Daniel, or just using clones. As the SGA had a deeper track record that Jack thought, after being opened for 73 years since 1925 now. In the follow up timeline, as they get an unexpected visitor in the form of Remus Lupin.
With this chapter they discuss what happened to Jack on Argos happening on other planets, before they lay the bottom line. As he describes in detail, what happened to a clone of one of the Colonel's who is the twin. And of another fanfic in the McConnell book series in the early years here, while at the same time. Describing, what the serum does if combined with straight alcohol, in his experience with it now.
Before describing Jack's twin's problem as we get an image to what the potion that the apartment building manager, in alien form, causes. As for John this is too much, because his body was now a homo, lusting for the man that marked him. As Sam, Teal'C and Janet go over Daniel's study of dating and pre cavemen. In his description of the early cavemen that they saw the year before with the Minoan people.
As the serum used on Daniel, in their eyes can be used to for medical and psychiatric purposes now, along with a new formula that can help a person recover. As they heal, chemically from spinal damage, during his connection with the chemist. In Pyrus's court, which is the medical form of the serum that the mine medic used on him…
Disclaimers: I don't own stargate, the story belongs to be, everything else belongs to the movie company and the writers.
Chapter 21: Crime And Punishment V
"Explaining in detail the sciences of clones to them, Romeo's big brother, he said he remembers it, but it's been 96 moons and his duplicate accepted it finally after 18 moons. I could make a fair trade deal, whoever wanted a mate in these snares, if our bad militia attempt this. Just sealed their fates, but marking who the mating elixir is for, is a must, so again where are you. Your planet designation, as your chemist wants a a son, I can copy myself and give him a baby."
"In copy's of me of 12 moon cycles, and he can raise an infant me into big me." he said and Hammond smiled and SG-3 all paled, realizing what he meant. "Dad, multiply 12x41." he said and he crossed his arms, smiling. "Twelve months to a year is 12 moon cycles, by moon they mean full moon now, so 12 is 1 year, 24: 2 years, 36 is 3 years and so on. Like a werewolf, and Dave Kessler is still alive, been a werewolf for 104 moons: 17 years." he said and he nodded.
"The cave in was meant to prevent escape from the planet, not realizing as my body healed, and Philippe came along with me to look after me, I went to Renfro's Romeo's planet. To gather ingredients, and the Baron saw me and dismissed me as younger than my current age. At 288 moons, as my mind mentally translated this as 24 years old, I was too young, he wanted. In truth more his age now, after the Grand Duke chose 492, I took it to mean 41 years old."
"The descriptions given by the Grand Duke and the Earl, gave a description that left no room for misinterpretation, asking quickly now, if returning they're chosen to them. Would be enough, I can create a copy of me for the princess, for Thanos, and himself, the third. Said a baby version of myself, in only 10 years I am fully grown as my copy, and he nodded happily. Saying yes he can agree to that, while they agreed to passing along the drugs." he said and Jacob smiled then.
"And 17x3=…" Sam said smiling and Landry started laughing as Hammond read it out. "So 96 moon cycles is 8 years, 492 is going on 41 years old and funnily enough 6 people in here. Who fit the bill on that age now, descriptions, sunlight blonde hair, sky blue eyes is Sam. Or Renfro, brown hair going silver and brown eyes is you now, Major, well now, fair deal. Instead of what you wanted with you detained, he's royalty and purged it." he said and she swallowed hard.
"Issues in the comic books, I call that morbid right now." Landry said bemused and he nodded. "Your age group created those, mine was reading them when we were teenagers, General, but remember how I described this on Tuplo and his people. Exactly, on Earth, and that would explain the Touched, but I think, given recent events. I think it's safe to say, whoever never bothered to consider it's sitting on the table took in too much." he said and Janet smiled then.
"Alright we're not doing that conversation a second time, after you and Teal'C got into a sniping contest here, after we laid the bottom line to your father, Daniel." she said as Teal'C had an amused smile on his face at the reminder of that exchange then and Hammond chuckled. "I get the point here and you're right son, whoever wasn't paying attention, never considered that. But this amount, stronger hormonal enhancement, chemical paraplegia, medical arrest, that helps."
"Nice work Danny, you did beautifully, you got everything we need, we just get the ingredients and mass produce now!" Hammond said smiling in approval, and he smiled as he stood at attention and the NID all paled, realizing their idea backfired in such a way. They were now being arrested and dragged back to the planet that tried to snag them. "Yeah dad, but I gained enough to understand this, but 6 weeks in total, in how long we been gone, but to name it off."
"The lotion with it, so 3 doses of serum, 3 of the lotion, and my body only responded to the chemist, but anyone can take advantage of prisoner. When under control of the serum, so the serum is set to you, Chris, when you arrest Russ, but the guys can use it for tension relief." he said and Plummer nodded sternly. "Then why are they shaking exactly, because lust is a sin, so choose chastity." he asked and Daniel crossed his arms, knowing what was wrong with her then.
"Quetesh how strongly did you grace that elixir, your potions for this." he said and pointed at the illustration and she smiled sternly. "They are up 100x's Colonel Jackson, for this cruel, such a cruel act, as he and you have said, may the almighty have mercy on your souls. Because my powers for intense sexual pleasure can not be undone, without a sarcophagus, even the healing device will not undo this, nothing will, but you now."
"You purged it repeatedly, by being mated to royalty and 3 times the dose, in healing purged the potion from your body, but the toxins. That needs normal medical recovery as your body heals from this, but I must say. That your description of your early selves is well descripted, because the people of my planets. For people like yourselves, are like apes when mating, going more intense then you can handle right now in truth."
"If Major O'neill is afraid of his own bodily reactions here, in knowing his body has become a male on male lover for sexual pleasure. And his body can't get enough now, because of this, while she never considered my powers can cause that reaction. Her body wanted the earl so much the potion finished it off, and she threw aside focus. For the best intercourse her body's had and it wants more." she said and Hammond nodded.
"As I said the powers of Quetesh are suddenly working a little too well right now, but as the consort of royalty I was saved, because of the sarcophagus. But they been snagged by nobility, and as I wanted the medical department, my adoptive father. To refuse my return to go get it, because I do I'm trapped there, but the sarcophagus is the only cure. The sarcophagus neutralizes the effects of Quetesh's powers." he said and the cast nodded slowly in amazement.
"That potion is her signature, the way described her, before, as a Goa'uld, Quetesh was power-hungry, ruthless and extremely arrogant. She was also devious, capable of betraying those who followed her and even had a habit of double-crossing others. And all for the sake of fulfilling her own agenda as well as claiming power for herself. But her deity characteristics here is she is a nature goddess, and a goddess of sacred ecstasy and sexual pleasure." he said and he nodded.
"So basically once she uses her powers on others, these people are begging for the gods to change them, or whoever targeted them for repeated intercourse, back, if they angered her?" Hammond asked and he nodded. "Exactly, and she just used it on Renfro and Johnny, there is no changing back, they're stuck this way. But my best friend, is a case of what goes around, comes around and there is no coming back around." he said and the Tok'ra started laughing.
"Indeed you two, you crossed me and you pay the price, your body is lusting for your Prince Charming, the Earl and said Grand Duke, but no, I will not change you back. This is punishment for what you have done to my Daniel now." Vala said smiling and they started shaking in fear. "Indeed, we may not be true gods, but be very careful never to anger us, or something worse then death comes along." Ra said amused at that opinion and they swallowed hard.
"Daniel, let me have my potions back please, unless absolutely necessary are the prisoner level to be of use, but modify my medical version and carefully." she said and he passed her the 3 liter bottle and she stuck in her rucksack then. "You intend to become my alias, are we, Ms. Mal Doran?" Quetesh asked her and she nodded. "My powers are like those Cupid's arrows or just the potion on that illustration, cross me, you pay the price." she said and she nodded then.
"This is going to work perfectly, how about using it in on Maybourne, only his chosen just happens to be Kinsey." Sam said and he started laughing and nodded. "Remember the condor, and his being irresponsible with the arrows, as the man playing the lord made clear. It's gotten completely out of control, as he deactivates the love charms here. And while Bugs's teenage counterpart was preventing his girlfriend in inter species dating." he said and she nodded then.
"But their favorite cartoon, when the man's father created that mating elixir, and the ending results, we're modifying to non date violations. So if some rapist decides to use this on a woman, it will not work, however this one, is the prisoner version. They just been arrested by the people that marked them and my powers will not be reversed now." she said and used her ability to feel the duration and smiled. "Athos set this one for 6 weeks." she said and he smiled.
"In fact they all are, however many glasses they had here, just became one too many, their bodies want to mate and need to mate. It's they're mating maniacs till the time delay wears off, and that won't be till after the timer ends ended on the reset. So I must say the wrath of the gods is a dangerous thing, as Pyrus, Athos, Aramis. And Porthos are under me, wouldn't you say Colonel O'neill." she asked and he went white in fear then, realizing she was harboring her alias.
"The snares are under your court?!" Sam asked and she nodded. "Excuse me for a few minutes." she said and took her rucksack with her and headed for the bathroom to change, before coming back in, dressed in a white gown then. "Oh you are beautiful, Vala, Quetesh has no idea how much trouble her alias has become, but there it is. Your powers as Quetesh can not be matched now, but when you get angry, beware your wrath." Daniel said with a smile and she smiled.
"That is me when I was on planet, but my only non planet, that does not realize I am dead as my real body, rather then her. And as I have been cloned and you can put me in a copy of her double now, I can live this way now. But just my time to go, and my powers as my deity alias are her's now." Quetesh said and they nodded in agreement then. "Indeed, but never anger you, or there is Sokar to pay." Teal'C said with an amused smile then.
"Yeah that's bad, she's dangerous enough already, but piss her off, you got the wrath of a god on your hands, with the real life magic, in potions now. And only the sarcophagus is the only cure to change you back, you just pissed off the wrong person!" Sam said as she started laughing at that remark. "Well that delusion was going to get the what goes around, comes around, but there is no coming back around, because there is no cure for this in earth form."
"Only the sarcophagus stops that!" his team doctor, Dr. Jennifer Keller, said, pointing at the illustration to the comic book episode. "Yeah her powers are that strong, exceed the level of 3, in dropping this potion or just the elixir into a glass of straight alcohol. And your body will not stop till the timer ends right now, to any of the opposite gender then thinks. That you suddenly took in too much viagra, and see you as a sex driven maniac." he explained and they nodded.
"Talk about what goes around, comes around, and there is no it's coming around, because their bodies are lusting for the men that did them." Shepard said as the base doctor stood next to him, Weir and his third with his arms crossed sternly. "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo." Sam mocked with a stern smile and she started shaking in fear. "Yes indeed, your body wants to be back with your Romeo, time to retire now." Teal'C said with a bemused smile.
"That's the part they never wanted me to look into: I walked into the brother of her version and the Grand Duke, after her Earl's brother snagged Bob." he said and Hammond crossed his arms and she went pale, realizing she made a very big mistake. "But hearing them mention the king, Pyrus, repeatedly, his daughter looking for her consort, his successor, in 5 years. Everyone that came can't take rituals leading into the wedding, till I do and instead of staying, I leave her."
"But came up with a perfect way to remedy that, because I can give them clones, 2 cubs each for the chemist and the plant that marked me. And a fully adult my age for her and Thanos, and in exchange we get the ingredients for the serum, the elixir. And the other drugs now, which are hundred times more valuable than the naquada, but I'm going back to face that memory. As to that right now, what my scientific knowledge of ancient history and cultures as you said."
"Dad, they got me out of this and 'they' realize they screwed up, again now." Daniel said and Jack went white, never knowing this, while Daniel was separated from them. "In hence his cold blooded remark now, these people do have rights you know, after they ran afoul. Now of one of these snares, and barely escaped with their life, as he felt his body changing on a genetic level." he said and the joint chiefs, the medical department and Hammond crossed their arms then.
"Your genomes were changing on a genetic level, your bodies were changing into a local, of the snare that snagged you. Robert, something you want to tell me, did you and Adam have someone getting that flirtatious with you?" he asked and they paled. "So basically, they all think this, but this is like Jim's trial with Jennifer Tilly and the man playing her husband. They did it first and yet claim you're the alien, when you changed yourself back." Sam said and he nodded.
"Yep, and this is why Jack's opinion is nothing, but crap here, he's one of them, claiming I'm the traitor, when he got caught by you, Annie, Teal'C and Janet, in becoming a Jaffa. He arrested you with that cold blooded smirk on his face, while dad told me to get intel on her. So it's back to that whole thing again, his conversation with me, in the living over stealing." he said and Hammond nodded sternly then and Jack went white, now realizing nothing he said then.
Was getting himself out of this. "Read out the punchline, you, me and Annie and Uncle Rob is here right now, dad adopted me, but….." he said and they nodded sternly. "Born medical, raised from 14 to adulthood as command now, oh yes there is no getting out of this. He was out of the picture by the time you were 14, and never got back into the SGA till he was 34. You had the 18 years he didn't have, to know lying to us is going to call treason." Jacob said to that news then.
"And why would I take the word of this little shit when I can take the word of my 13, back then, and my, now, 33 year old son exactly." Hammond said sternly and Jack swallowed hard. "We gave you orders to get as much as possible on Hathor, and while doing that you get raped here. But they actively assisted her and then you find him in the tank, at the foot of it, with a symbiote pouch, and that says it all, he, they, turned on us." Carson said and he went pale.
"So no, nice try, why would we take the word of a trio of drug addicts with a beyond violent temper on them, when we can take the word of our own children, our babies exactly." Matheson said to complete the sentence then sternly and they all started shaking in fear then. "So because you humiliated yourselves one too many times, you decide on this cruel act. To get him out of the program, well I think it's time yo see who the true aliens are right now, in this."
"How far gone are they now, because they both look like they got into fight with a gorilla when they got back?" Hammond asked and he motioned to the S.F.'s and they grabbed John, as he pricked his finger, and they saw his blood in a deeper red then normal, almost purple. Before doing the same with her, and saw it the same color. "The conversion is complete, they're aliens of the planet, the village that snagged them, they don't belong here, in attempting it on me."
"They never considered they drank it, the elixir is here, hiding on the base, hiding on the table right now." he said and they went white in fear as Jack went pale in fear at that. "Graham, trace their beacons, I want to make sure right now, because I was royalty, the sarcophagus!" he called out and he heard a stern tone. "I count 2 members of SG-3 Daniel, the duo are deactivated, the conversion is complete now." he said and the SGC nodded in shocked then.
"You got snagged by the princess, making you the prince regent, you are now responsible for over seeing all the mining in the temples." Saxon said and the sextet all paled in shock. "And only royalty can be allowed to use the sarcophagi technology, so you just saved yourself. From these idiots's fate." Hammond said sternly and he nodded. "Key fact they never considered, I walked into the Baron and her Romeo is one of his court." he said and the SG-3 all paled then.
"John, what's the matter with you exactly, why are you trying to cover your belt buckle?!" Makepeace said and John felt like the man that did him, was loosening his pants to get his hands to his stomach, so he could tickle him. "He's feeling like the man that did him, is here behind him and trying to keep his hands off his belt buckle. So he doesn't get his shirt loose enough he can get to his stomach and start tickling him to exhaust him enough to do it again."
"But that's not a sudden ghost like feeling you both feeling like the people that marked you are close by, but it's because the lotion is attracted to the person that used it on you. And you're rooted to the spot, waiting for the person that it is set to them touches you. Something you guys want to say, that you feel like your Romeo is close by right now, that you. Both are feeling a serious urge to mate right now?" he asked and Jack's eyes widened in shock then as he said it.
"How many cups did you have exactly right now, of that crap, because you sped up your conversion and you deactivated your beacons?!" Makepeace said, shaking in fear. "We both had 3!" she said shaking, realizing it then. "Wait if your beacons are deactivated and your blood is purple, then this means….." their team mate said and she nodded. "Instead of drinking what we thought was soda pop with it 10:45 in the morning, we just drank the elixir and we both had 3."
"I had 3 1/2, we…, we just changed ourselves completely, John, we're not us from earth anymore. We're aliens of that planet, we…, we just reversed what we attempted on him, back on ourselves!" she said, shaking and he went white in fear. "That crap is here on the base, we just crossed over….., no, no, no please, change us back. Please change us back, no please, change us back, please we'll be good, we can change, you don't have to maroon us there!"
"Just please, please change us back!" John screamed in fear. "No I will not change you back, for this utter cruelty you did to my Daniel, you are stuck like this, forever. But even the healing device will not reverse the effects, nothing will unless you find another sarcophagus. But there is no escape because the elixir will keep you in your chosen's arms, until the effects wear off. But knowing Athos, he set it to 6 months." Vala said sternly to him and he started shaking in fear.
"He created the potion, I graced it with my powers, you pitiful, insolent fools, you deserve this, and now you must live with the consequences, you are not human, of earth. You have no basic human rights, but you will live a better life then most current earthbound humans. You'll have a great view, the best food, every convenience, everything you need." she said and Jack said it shaking in fear then. "Everything 'except' a life." he said, realizing she was a former host then.
"Oops, looks like he just realized he knows he's connected to the Grand Duke, and is begging for there to be a reversal. Only Hathor destroyed the only way, and Vala just refused the change back, she's not going to." Daniel said and Hammond nodded. "The sarcophagus is the only way to prevent the changing, and thanks to Jack being freed right now. She fried the engine on the sarcophagus in one time-line and John in this one, and you refused to bring that thing back."
"Garshaw how many miracles does that thing do?" Sam asked her gently and she explained that. "As you got a demonstration of one when they got turned into Jaffa, gene splicing, as you call it, prevention of total matter conversion. Equal matter, bringing someone back from the dead, but we said, over exposure. Starts to turn you into these men and their department, my young friends." she said and she and Daniel nodded then.
"So more then 10, I was pretending to be shoved up to 50, so I can get us off the planet?" he asked and she nodded. "I mean more than 10, all at once, say this one, in what Apophis intended to do with you. That if you got captured by him and to get them to talk here right now, keeps using the blasted thing on you after killing you: Ba'al." she said and he nodded as Sam hugged him from behind as Teal'C, Vala and Cam surrounded him protectively.
"So you know what that elixir is, if over dosing on it, there is no reversal, our human technology can't reverse it, but your's. And as your original selves can, from your knowledge of the nish'tae and sarcophai to this." Janet asked and she and Persus nodded. "Then it's a damn good thing, we never allowed that thing on this base now, we are merely the army. But royalty owns the sarcophagi, we are merely the army, so they are trapped this way." Jacob said sternly to that.
"The sarcophagus prevented my changing, but didn't deactivate the serum, I had to wait for it to wear off, along with the lotion. The elixir was neutralized in my body, because I was mated to royalty." Daniel said and Hammond nodded in relief as Janet pulled him into a hug and he tightened his arms around her. "Thank you my lord, I can't take losing him again, thank you for protecting him." Jacob said in relief, looking at his daughter's best friend and the pile pulsed.
Gently in responses, before it shot up in a blast of stern fury and they nodded. "There is no redemption for this cruel act, you just sentenced yourselves to what you done to him. But it's in god's hands, you are now the boy that got turned into a magnet, the duo that snagged you. Are the girl that was turned into the second magnet, you are now fated to being aliens now. You don't belong here, you have no basic human rights." Sam said sternly and they swallowed hard.
"What have you idiots done here to yourselves, hmm, you call him a slave, not realizing you already crossed over now. You think we didn't know there was not a chance you'd try this, that while you, Johnathan. Are on 636, Katie, Bert and Jason, went to the people that snagged you, brought back more of it!" Landry said sternly to them and Jack went completely white as he charged to the table and started going through every drink there was and then found it then.
Three bottles that matched his brother's favorite soda pop, in coloring, and before seeing it, the bottom with a red sticker on it, with the designation PJ5-545 and he started shaking in fear. "I found them marked with the planetary designation of PJ5-545." he said shaking and she nodded shaking, realizing that was the planet her version of Thanos lived on. "That's Aramis's home planet, he's my King Louis XIV, only much kinder now." she said and he swallowed hard then.
"Why the pale look young man, were you in on that, trying to save your psychotic twin brother?" Adam asked him and he started shaking in fear then. "Uh huh, yes I think he was, only not a chance here right now, Daniel walked into the snare connected to Pyrus. And they taught him to recognize the changing formula when he smells it now, it's Hathor all over again. And they once more screw up, and did another Kynthia." Carson said sternly and they all paled in fear then.
"You both got it, didn't you, you drank the elixir, got snagged, but the second or whatever night it was, you had to get off that planet, the longer you stayed there. The more your genomes were changing, you didn't leave and you were marooned, was that it. Your Thanos, made clear, you got lucky, but that luck won't last forever, and you decided to use it on me. Not realizing, I went to the brother of the Earl that targeted you." Daniel said and Renfro went white then.
"I met said Earl's brother, 8 years ago, he snagged Bob Morley's clone." he said and she went white as a ghost in fear. "You try this twice with me, and we walk back onto a planet, said that belongs to the Baron, what happens, if we find these people. And they start once again with the seductive flirting, if I said it once, I said it 100 times, you fools. But our ways, they don't matter to the aliens of these planets, taking the offered drink, you just sentenced yourself to life there."
"Why, well the reason is these aliens mate for life now, so what happens when your earl sees you, whoever sees him. Because once in the bedroom, before it's back to the most heated make out sessions you ever had?" he asked and Hammond nodded in aggravation. "Talk about the Crimson Clown." Nicky said to that news. "Yeah no kidding baby, when you do something bad, watch out, it will come back to haunt you when you least expect it, and seems to me, it did."
"As not realizing what it was you just drank here, and your body took your training up to 10,000 and is now lusting for the man that drugged you then. Who was it, besides your earl, was it the Baron on this planet, his counterpart of the next few ranks up, who?" Sarah asked and she swallowed hard. "That's what it does in your training, it turns it up to 100, as you lose your head completely in the women?!" Jack said shaking in fear, realizing this was why Daniel was careful.
"While for the men, if it was a man that drugged you, it's what Thanos did to me, twice at the banquet, till he forces you to leave the table, so he can seduce you into the bed with him." Daniel said and John swallowed. "The serum has your body take over from your mind, mentally you're trying to stay focused, but physically, your body takes over. And does things you can't resist, your body can't resist them, you can mentally, but physically no." he said and they paled.
"Oh boy, oh boy, I know what the lord had decreed their punishment for this to be, and while these idiots are Jewish, we're Catholic, borderline Jesuits, the 4 of you are." Lieutenant General, Dr. Peter Ferretti said and Mel crossed his arms. "Indeed, and this is a very fair punishment, sell him into slavery to prove he's everything they been saying, since Hathor. And after Thanos gave him the equipment necessary here for us to mass produce it, while creating it: an antidote."
"Seems a fate worse than death here has been issued, but you people brought this upon yourself right now." Plummer said sternly, as he appeared in the costume he was to wear for that biography, realizing, as his upcoming character in 2 years, was the punchline. "Yes, and come forward, Lord Archbishop Arthur Hume." Daniel said and he smiled sternly at that. "Gods you look like the real thing, rather than an actor, you look like him." Sam said, smiling at him.
"Got 2 years before that biography on Uncle Rob, and 3 before the Professor, but you're 70 years old here, and looking 15 years younger." Daniel said and he nodded. "That's actually why, in said movie, I'm playing the paternal psychiatrist, in trying to get through to him. With this version, it appears I had those talks with Russel repeatedly for 22 years, regarding Charlie. And he clung to them like a security blanket, after Parcher came at him a second time, no relapse."
"But thank you baby, but rather then Dr. Rosen, I'm Archbishop Hume for this." he said smiling in affection at her and she nodded smiling gently. "The Society of Jesus is an order of Catholic men, their teachers, and a couple dozen other careers. But they put their religion first, though they love their fellow man, but Mother Superior is the female version to Archbishop Hume. The Congregation is basically the Order, in woman form." Daniel explained and she nodded then.
"When the act of exorcisms were highly known, before, after Clement passed, we came back in force, during the turn of the century, but when our all mighty Lord has the Powers of an Ancient. Then you best kneel to your god, as Harrison said, penitent, penitent, a humble man kneels before God." Hume said and the entire command, aside from the NID all went down on one knee, "I cast away all pride and I am thy humble servant!" they all said together at that then.
As the pile of dust went into whitish blue flames. "So my orders in your name are exact, for the utter cruelties they and their command have done to countless, my savior. My lord thy heavenly father, you wish to return them to the people that marked them. When I found my cat 8 months ago?" he asked and it flashed gently, before blazing. "It shall be done, my lord, Generals, the lord has decreed, a case of the bible to be made examples of, chapters 1 and 2 to be exact."
"Blinded by jealousy, because 1) I'm always on your case, for breaking the rules, of my command, or 2) you're blinded by jealousy that I resisted Hathor and you did not. And you do this now, to not only get even, but prove I'm everything you been saying since Hathor. Well now, seems you stepped right in there didn't you, but those people are clones, I'm an original. And a real person, but that, this that's like saying 'oh my son, they are only slaves', slaves."
"Slaves, but considering what movie came out, is about to come out now, this is your punishment for your cruel acts, and now you cross the point of return. SGA/SGC commands gave you a chance to change and you still do this, there is no turning back. The lord has spoken, your punishment is what you did to me, only your lines to earth are cut, one by one. You are to be marooned on the planet that you chose to do this again to me, if those people targeted you."
"Then so be it." he said and they paled, as a file folder, Jack's file folder appeared on the table, and the red out was the drugs while the black underline was the Iraqi general that had the hots for Jack. " Understood, my lord, your will is my command, I will execute this in your name, in the name of you, thy lord, thy son and in the name of thy holy ghosts, Amen." he said, blessing himself and Jack started shaking, realizing he was about condemn him to the same thing now.
"Your sentence by the lord is you are sentenced to what you have done to me, and may you find redemption in wearing the pains you have placed on me and others now. And I say this in the name of thy holy father, thy son and the holy ghosts, Amen." he said and his side of the 8 of them crossed their arms as Hammond, Landry and Jacob did the same. "Amen." They said and Jack paled then, realizing they were all passing judgement on him, in religious form to military.
"My lord Emperor, Empress, what do you wish, you are royalty, and I am your humble servant, my lord Pharaoh?" he asked and they nodded. "Colonel O'neill shall be found stripped of his rank, if he drank it, and he is connected to your desert militia. He shall be arrested, and subjected back to the man that he was captured by when you were in your 20's. Unless by some miracle, someone amongst your command shall speak for him."
"Because this timeline is ending on some very strict by-laws, any that oppose us shall pay the ultimate price. And may god, your god, have mercies on your souls now, because I merely am one of many Egyptian Gods. But the sun has risen now that the total eclipse is supposedly vanquished now." Ra said to him and he nodded. "I am your loyal servant, my lord Pharaoh, my Emperor, my Empress." he said and bowing at the waist.
"Daniel, Daniel, wait a second, I never meant to…" Jack started to say shaking and he looked at him. "I'm merely thy lord's humble servant Jack, but he has spoken, your condemned to what you did to me, I will follow my god's orders. Let this be a lesson in the thy cruel acts, that pride can prove deadly, but you have brought this upon yourselves. If she has a Thanos, she is the first, but who gets chosen for you, is the question." he said to him sternly and he went white.
"You're King Louis, I'm Philippe, but let's see you find redemption in wearing the pains you have placed on me, for this level of cruelty." he said sternly as the quartet both versions crossed their arms sternly. "Father, is this decision correction, you are but his disciples?" he asked and his version nodded. "Indeed, and we find you pure of heart, to do without hate, but a clear sense of righteousness, show them what it's like, to find redemption." Archbishop Arthur Hume said then.
"Indeed my child, this is entirely fair, to show them what being trapped under the prisoner level of that serum feels like, but they are to be marooned on these planets now. These men and women always claim to do God's will, but these anre acts of the devil. What happens if the God chooses his own representative and decides to have them sentenced to their own cruel acts. But judge not lest ye be judged." Father Walter Halloran said sternly and they all went white in fear.
"Nineteenth century bible talk, but Per hanc sanctam unctionem te Dominus in sua dilectione et misericordia Sancti Spiritus gratia adiuvet. Dominus qui te a peccato liberat, te salvet et erigat te." he decreed, and they paled, realizing he was delivering their final rites system. "But if you wish to beg for mercy, now would be a very good time to do it, my lord heavenly father. His son and the holy ghosts have made their choice, pray to your one true god, you are Hebrew now."
"Aren't you, you and Johnny, you are Hebrew, so pray for forgiveness, now, before it's too late, or I carry out his eternal orders." he said to him then sternly. "Never meant to beat the crap out of me twice, get Sarah turned into a host, insult and belittle me for 5 years till. Just to end the emotional pain, I decide to ascend, till the entire team, with the exception of Janet. As she was under their control, well my powers have been exercised repeatedly, and you got your wish."
"As I'm put through the detox tremens from hell, but it's your turn now, but you never got the last bit, my wrists, to claim I'm everything you been saying, since Hathor." he said and they all paled. "But I suppose the most fairest punishment here is show you what this is like, in what the serum does, as you have no idea what it does. But maybe you would like to be the guinea pigs for your department, before you report back to West." he said and they went as pale as a sheet.
"General, with you the military counsel, we are the religious counsel now, so listen to me, never once have we your religion ask anything of you, but fighting with a clear conscious. To knowing now that though you're serving the representatives of our one true God now. All we ask is you grace upon them the same courtesy they have disposed on our young disciple." Father Raymond McBride said and he said it then. "Then so be it." Hammond said and Jack paled at that remark.
"General, never once have I asked anything for myself, I ask you now: spare the life of this man." McKenzie said shaking and he said it sternly to that remark as they all paled. "You have no right to ask me of this!" he said sternly and Jack said it shaking then. "General..., I have prayed every day to see you become greater than your office, show me what my faith. And blood have purchased, show mercy, please show mercy." he said and he said it sternly then.
"You take the sides of traitors? This one, you worst of all — my own brother, who is trying to do this to me!" Daniel snapped in anger as Hammond finished that. "And just what have you done to him, Colonel?! For one moment..., I thought you had become the king. I'd always hoped you would be, but no mercy in your heart, means there is nothing good left in you. You deserve this, I put my faith in my own God, he decides your fate, dismissed." he said sternly to him then.
"But if you hate the way things are want more action, maybe you should consider the dangerous side effects of your jobs. When there is no need for violence, they just drug you with this, and your keeper can do whatever they want with you. Be your parent and they have a baby inside an adult body, or better, they see you are their destiny. And bind you to them, with the serum and with it, start stripping your earth genomes away from you." he said and they all paled then.
"Should have seen it coming shouldn't you, Jane hmm, try to get rid of me, as I been on your case for months, and they're still clinging to Hathor. Reversal truths and you choose at random, not realizing the planet you chose is directly connected. To one of my missions of 8 years in the past at the time of the all 'if you are sick of scratch my back. I scratch your's' in politics, for technology', only now it's my turn." Daniel said and they started shaking then in fear then.
And as Jack realized he was about to throw him right to any of these snares in payback, for the level of vocal abuse he'd done to him in the other timeline. "You may say this is not the same thing, oh is it, is it really, well seems to me here right now, you just bit off more. And more then you can chew now, but that sarcophagus was broken, injecting triple the safest dose. And into my body, the conversion, I'm still me, I just became an ancient's version of you now, Colonel."
"But this was your idea, but I know Christopher realized what shot through my head, to get the serum, because the Chemist wants a son." he said and he went pale. "You kept this information back from us on their mating rituals of this planet, but you ever consider. That I been to another planet just like this, only it was not me that got snagged, but Bob Morley now. I spoke to that chateau/village's leader and he had me check carafes, so I know it, on the second I smell it."
"Hmm, you ever consider I know exactly where you sent me, controlled or not?" he asked, holding up a bottle, of the drink used on himself and Jack went white in shock. "Or during said recess, between viewing scenes you could have instead drank this now. Instead of apple cider or spiked cranberry juice, or even straight up soda pop, you never had that. But you drank this, you even know what this is, exactly, hmm what is it?" he asked and they went white in shock.
"This is the mating elixir, locking you into the person that has been ogling you all night during that dinner party, but thing of it is, is it's more potent then even the strongest of our alcohol. And you don't have to drink 5 cups of beer to get so plastered the person drugging you can start taking advantage of you, because you're a drone now, your body wants it. It wants the sexual contact, it wants that person's arms around you, you're a drone now, and even worse now."
"Is this is the exact same 2 weeks time frame: it's the prisoner level." he said and they started shaking in fear, realizing they all made a very big mistake with choosing that planet. "Of course not, and how could you, you weren't paying attention as usual, you could have drank this. And instead, and now you don't know who came for you or who you're connected to now." he said and they started shaking violently in fear then, realizing he reversed what they did on them.
"Did any of you meet someone on mission that had the hots for you, would not leave you alone on a mission, and even when they asked to be alone with you. Actually tried to seduce you into the bed with them, they wanted you to stay, but you refused to. Because I'm afraid with you a drone now, you no longer have a choice in the matter here. Because they're here right now, after Warner sedated me last night, they just contacted whoever wanted you right now to stay."
"They're here right now, waiting to take you back to their chateaus now, so you're their mate, and these people all mate for life now, but your beacons are deactivated now?" he asked and they went white, realizing it as Renfro remembered the man that had, trying to talk her way out of staying. 'Aramis.' she thought to that, but his not letting her say it. 'Oh my love, my mate, how can you want that life, you want me, I see that, so stay, yes stay, stay with me.'
'Stay my love, shh, stay, let us rest, you have days on my planet, we have time, let us enjoy.' she heard his voice say, as he was kissing her, feeling his hands run up her inner thighs, her body wanting him, but she was refusing to, till John saved her from then. "Aramis, you contacted Aramis?" she said shaking and Keller nodded and the NID all paled. "He's like King Louis, he's a dog, till he…." Makepeace started to say and paled, as he realized it finally.
"He fell head over heels in love with Jane and tried to seduce her into sleeping with him, fighting through his guards, I broke the door down and rescued her!" John shouted in shock. "You love him, but you chose not to stay, because you're not ready to settle down, is that it?" Jacob asked and she nodded shaking. "Well if Liam ever makes a movie on that now, his subordinate got serious and the woman he loved freaked, and left." Hammond said bemused at the news then.
"Well there's no leaving now, because once their arms around them, they can't fight it off, so he's got his arms around her, and her body walks her back to the planet. It's decided it's time to settle down, fall in love, get married and start a family." Daniel said and she paled further, now realizing her version was coming to get her, and her body wanted him. As it decided no more resisting the urge to settle down, her body and her heart finally over ruled her head now.
"Well the nervous system was just over ruled, in the words of a true romantic, I think your heart just over ruled your head here!" Janet said and she swallowed hard at that. "Then I assume the character stripped you to the boxers, and was about to do it, before you snapped too. They see you half dressed, and try to drag you back to your version's quarters, as her make out. In sessions is so strenuous that the orgasm flooded her, making her to exhausted for her to react."
"And this was why you're looking like you been stripped when you got back, it's because your hormones have all gone completely berserk?" Hammond said and they nodded shaking in fear. "Was this when you created that plan to get rid of me, hmm, her taking advantage here now and of the enemy's weakness, the idea suddenly works a little too well, in seducing him. And for information, and he slips her this, as he kisses her, and her body flattens her, and pulls him."
"And on top of her, as her body reacts and it's a very heated make out session, in the bedroom now, before you realize something's wrong, she's been up there too long. As the orgasms keep coming, thought over the clothes and now he reached home plate. And her body tore his shirt apart now, was that what happened here when you were there?" Daniel asked and they paled. "Oh my god, Jane, have you lost your mind completely?!" Anna said in shocked disbelief then.
"These two, when separated from the experts, did it again now, after he said from now on they're sticking to rations, so what's left to tank exactly?" Daniel asked and Janet covered her eyes then. "I don't believe this, but both John, and Jack, decided on that, from now on they, and we, stick to rations, but never mind that, us scientists catch it faster then he can. But since they're not eating anything stated just for you, what now?!" Sam asked and they both nodded.
"And that would be the alcohol, only instead of alcohol you both drank the mating elixir, it turns you into a drone, and you have no idea how long it's for here. As you high tail it out of there, and you're all looking like you got into a fight with a hormonal gorilla, male or female." Sarandon said with a bemused smile. "Akroyd's movie, after the guy playing the principal heard the words that his costume could be a female, dad?" Heather suggested and her father nodded.
"Trying to use your training to take advantage of his weakness, but your body, suddenly increased it 100% he's seeing this as a very refreshing change from the norm. Depending on how many women's he's seduced into bed with him, suddenly the elixir suddenly works too well. As your body enjoys his hands running up your inner thighs, as it pulls him into a heated kiss, and he decides okay no talking, we go all the way, that it." Janet said bemused and she nodded.
"Oh my god man, you over did it in using your training and he drugs you, thinking your body won't react this much, but suddenly the effects of the elixir works too well. And your body loses it completely, as it wants to mate right now, before he decides. Yes okay, we can mate tonight, but I must lessen tomorrow night's dose, before she reacts this strongly. My love, I think you waited too long to mate, if you reacted like this to me." Saxon said with a bemused smile then.
"That was night number 1, number 2, was where he rescued her, and nearly caused an intergalactic incident here." Adams said sternly and they nodded. "Lord gentlemen, what's considered rape for interstellar nobility is really just hormonal increasing. You found him attractive, you're wanting him, but trying to stay focused in the meet and greet. He slips you the elixir, and suddenly your body has a case of momentary insanity." Hammond said to that news.
"Uh Daniel, General, she's drenched in sweat right now." Bert said sternly and Daniel crossed his arms. "It's the hormonal increase, she's had one too many, her body needs the release and needs it now, well there is only one cure for this, give her body want it wants. And what it wants is to mate, not just anyone, but her Romeo." Daniel said and Sam covered her eyes then. "Just get it out of the room, before her body loses it again in front of us." Saxon said sternly to that.
"I think she's scared right now, her body wants this man so much it can taste it now, it's dying for more, it wants him so much it's like drug. Her need is her body wanting to be in that man's arms, it's not real drugs, but rather the need now. Of wanting to mate, again and again, and again, her body can't get enough, but really right now. You were a prostitute, before you got into the military right now, propositioned men for years and suddenly you find the right one."
"Lord how stupid can you be, act all sultry with 17th century nobility in aliens and they take you seriously, drug you and try to seduce you into sleeping with them." Janet said in aggravation. "Feeling your body longing for him, is that it Jane, your body knows he is who you're connected to and now is lusting for it, it wants him so badly it can taste it now." Daniel asked her, as she felt her body growing hot and heated, feeling her hormones change directions then finally.
Feeling him inside her, his arms around her, teasing her body. "Jane, you took in too much of that elixir, your body needs the release and needs it now. But sending you to him is not an option, so we brought him here, as you're with him, but the serum. Said is set for a month, so you're bound to him, and till the reset now, but let this be a lesson. And in the dangers of your training, as women in the military, if you're a soldier." he said and she started shaking then.
"No, no, no please tell me you didn't call him, he's not the one I'm connected to, it's not him, please tell me, it's not him, I know I liked him when I met him, but I don't want to retire. No, please tell me it's not Aramis, please, Daniel!" she said desperately, feeling her body wanting this man's arms around her and Jack straightened in shocked disbelief. "Bring him in." Daniel said over his shoulder to a guard, knowing this was the only way to get her body to calm down.
And he nodded as he went to get him. "Daniel, I never realized my training would result in that, once is enough, I never knew the elixir would increase this." she said, almost begging him to undo the effects. "Your body wants more doesn't it, it needs more, it wants him, and is wanting to go all the way right now?" he asked and she nodded, shaking. "Well I'm sorry, but the effects are irreversible till the timer ends, and that won't be for two weeks right now in truth here."
"But your body is no longer earth human, like being a Jaffa, you have to get used to this planet's ways." he said and she went pale. "You're like the clones that got turned into Jaffa, you are jaffa, here and here." Teal'C said, pointing at his head and heart. "Your bodies are the clones that got turned into jaffa, your Romeo and his Grand Duke, are coming for you. So they can help you get used to your bodies changes, during rehabilitation." he said and she went pale.
"No please, I promise I'll change, I promise, undo the effects, please, I can change." she said as she started screaming in fear, realizing there was no going back and this was her punishment. "I never did a thing, you did this to yourself right now Jane, you drank the elixir back then. And your body is lusting for the man that wanted you as his countess, well time to pay the piper. But if I never threw myself up in Sam's place, the guys, you're Sam, scared of the person now."
"But she and I are married, we have other halves." he said and she swallowed hard. "Or is it because you been using your own brand of spec ops training so much, you never considered. In the consequences when one of the men you seduce actually reciprocates those feelings. Is that it, you seduced him to get this information, instead of what we heard through Data now. But your seduction methods suddenly worked a little too well, as he takes you to private room."
"Not realizing you drank their mating elixir now, or you bathed in their body soap, said containing high level moisturizer, your body loved the feel of his hands running up your legs. As you realize your seduction methods suddenly work a little too well now, your body. Now reacts without thinking, and pulls him on top of you now and he delights in that, realizing now. That what you drank works on you and you try to pull back, as he acts like a man our generation."
"On a boat, that it, before you can say you never meant to lead him along, he kisses you, and your body takes over, as the kisses keep coming. You keep trying to say it now, but he doesn't want hear it, as he knows your body accepted this already. Your body wants to mate, it needs to mate as he starts unbuttoning your blouse." he said and she swallowed. 'No, no wait, Aramis, I understand, but I never meant for this to happen, please.' she heard her voice echo at that.
'Oh my love, my mate, how can you want that life, you want me, I see that, so stay, yes stay, stay with me. Stay my love, shh, stay, let us rest, you have days on my planet, we have time, let us enjoy. My love, why resist your body's needs to mate, it wants to mate, why resist exactly. Shh my love, we can talk tomorrow, but let's let it lie, let it lie my love, it's time, my mate.' she heard him say, as he gave her a heated kiss.
And her body tore his under shirt apart. "Oh good grief, I knew my training was going to result in something this, and there's the proof, she used it on this earl. Not realizing she drank this tanked drink, she's covered in moisturizing lotion right now. And this earl can't keep his hands off her, but her body wanted it, well Jane, I'd say now. That your use of our training finally got you into this mess, he thinks you want to be his countess." Sam said smiling at that, bemused.
And Daniel picked her up in a hug, and she tightened her arms in a hug then, as he pressed his forehead to her's. "You and Sarah, Vala, kept me strong, you were my saving grace, I focused on you till we got off the planet, here I am, my love." he said and she smiled as she hugged him tightly, happily, in relief her imprint never gave her and her counterparts up then. "Well never again, we're not doing this a third time, we're sending a clone of you in your place, so safe."
"Next time we go back now, but she's never taking you away from me, she can have a clone of you." she said to him then. "Yeah he was safe, he never got snagged, because being a scientist can save your lives right now. And you think with your head and not your muscles, or this case, your hormones." Jacob said in approval then. "Well you know better honey anyway, but this is why you need to remember your cardinal rule, never your training unless absolutely necessary."
"That's the reason you should never use it, your training, on planets like this, otherwise they're going to take you seriously, and then start stripping away your earth genomes, Sam. So with that, important safety tip, ladies: you meet a man like this, never act all sultry. Or they'll take you seriously." he said and she, Anna, the girls that were with her and Janet nodded to the safety lesson then, and as the girls in the SGC all hugged him in relief he was protecting them.