Teehee! Before I posted the third chapter last time, my boyfriend was editing it, and also reading it aloud in funny voices, so thank him for some of the funny parts in last chapter, especially, "Link continued to shame his grandma, and she dead." I'll remember that one :) And I also remember to reply to your reviews! Sorry I didn't do that last time, I was in a rush, but I updated early this time!

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Ingenuous-Amethyst: Thanks! And because Link's poor, and Zelda's dad is a snob. I may or may not go into more detail about it since it's not too significant to the story, so if you want to know more, and by the end of the story, I don't include it, message me.

UltimateOtakuGirl100: Technically :p Thanks for your review!

Ashlee S: Hehe, aww you made Link so happy! He appreciates it very much :) And yeah, Mido is very dumb, and he does walk very strangely, probably one of the 'excuses' he has to make fun of Link. Thanks for reviewing!

Zelda rules: Well, I look forward to reading it soon. :) Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Dawn of the Fourth Day- Only Chance

"Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen!"

Smack! Link's hand said to the snooze button.

"Shut up, Navi." Yes, that was the name of his alarm clock. No, that did not mean he liked it. He just needed something to get him up in the morning. Especially right now since he had to go to work…again instead of implementing the advice eHow gave him.

Throughout the hustle of his every morning routine, his mind was playing a game of ping pong- Link couldn't stop the battle between his pessimistic self and his optimistic self. His thoughts were jumping all over the place.

What if nothing changes? What if I'm doing this all for nothing? What if I'm wasting my time?

But what if I'm not?

How was joining fanfic forums going to win my ticket to popularity?

Will I be able to catch all the grammar mistakes?

Is my story even good?

"Hi, can you please help us find The Terminator?" Before he knew it, Link was well into his work day, customers already demanding answers.

Link cocked his head back, looking insanely at the couple in front of his desk as if they were ninjas. "I'm sorry. What was that?"

"Can you please help us find the movie- you know what a movie is, don't you? - The Terminator," the woman spat out. She looked like your typical pissy customer, more obnoxious than Kaepora Gaebora. Link could sense her impatience, which brought him up to speed on his search for that damned movie.

"Here you are. Last movie on the rack," Link announced, smiling...then back to frowning the moment she waltzed away. Hopefully to the checkout line, so she'd get as far away from him as possible. He didn't need her snobby attitude. Link wondered how long he was staring blankly at her, zoned into his own little world, before he noticed her fat face.

. . .

Back at home, Link was overwhelmed when going through his list of necessary improvements to his story. Some of the advice made sense, some of it just seemed like it'd be a waste of time. He needed a breather.

First, he started with the grammar in his story. Editing his story in Doc Manager was a pain. He couldn't see any gramatical errors. Not one single error. What the heck? What else could be terribly wrong with his story?

The summary, okay. But there was nothing wrong with his summary!

Nothing wrong with his Author Notes, or was there? Perhaps he was too excited about his story, or he admitted that it was his first fanfiction ever and that meant he was an amateur. Maybe he should delete the whole thing...

The title, too, needed changing. 'Hero' to 'The Hero' Would that simple change really draw in the fans?

Maybe there was something else he could do. The internet was full of forums and eHow said they were critical to success. Now, to find the right one.

Link and Zelda pairing forum? Link blushed.

He scanned through some more until more interesting ones popped up.

Zelda role-play. "Okay, wait that's not the point..."

Zelda Ocarina of Time fans. "Better."

Zelda famous one-shots that need to be submitted. "Bingo!"

Click, click. Link read what he had to read twice.

So...he had to email someone the information about his fanfic to disapprove or approve of it? Easy as pie! Right away, he composed a new message to send to the administrator of the forum's email, and then...he sent it. And waited all night for a reply. By 9:05, he realized this forum was from 2002, and had been dead for years...

By the time it turned ten, Link picked up his phone again to go through the same, dreadful process of explaining to Saria why he had no chance with Zelda.