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"Well,hurry up and get dressed."Deidaara ordered,"I want to take you to Konoha."
"You want to take me where?"
"It has the best barbecue restaurant from what I hear from Itachi."
"Barbecue,huh?I haven't had that in awhile and I'm getting a little hungry..."
Deidara brightened,"So,that means you'll go with me?...umm..."
"Ami."
"Alright,let's go Ami."
"What's your name again?"
Deidara no Danna."
"Here we are."Deidara announced,wearing his old ninja assemble,minus the headband.
"You look nice Deidara."Ami complimented.
"Thanks."the blonde male blushed slightly,"You rock that skirt."
Entering the business,"what can I get for you this fine day?"asked the owner.
"Two of your famous short stack ribs with green tea."said Deidara.
"Coming right up."