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You smile down at the objects that lay before you on the table, knives and bats, syringes and razor blades. Anything sharp and or dangerous that you could get your hands on is right there in front of you. You trace your hand over a bone saw, a carving knife, rat poison. You stroke all the items tenderly with a smile placed on your lips as you push them off into a large gym bag.
Your name is John Egbert and you want to go down in history as a serial killer no one will ever find. To be in the great names of Jack the Ripper and anyone else, a murderer that would show up on unsolved mysteries forever.
Tonight is the big night, the last two murders you plan on doing. The grand finale in a circus ring of you and the corpse clowns.
Tonight will be one of the most phone nights of your life, and it will also be your last.
You have big plans for Karkat and boy you just can't wait.
Your name is Karkat Vantas and you can't believe you got so lucky to have a date with the boy of your dreams tonight.
You scurry about your small apartment complex tidying things up the event that for whatever reason John Egbert decides to come to your house. You dash around everywhere and only pause for a moment so you can check the time. Almost 8, you should probably get ready.
After you fix up both yourself and the apartment you make your way to the door and out into the real world in the way of the restaurant where you and John will have what you assume will be the most excellent date of all time.
Too bad that it doesn't go quite as you planned.