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"I envy him, un."Deidara sighed.
"Senpai's a naughty man." Tobi commented.
"Shut up Tobi."
"Is that what all men think about?" Ami huffed.
"No! You got me all wrong!" Deidara protested, waving his hands.
"Whatever. I'm going to bed alone."
Deidara sighed, "That was a close one." seeing the door shut in front of him.
"Want Tobi to help you senpai?"
Deidara deadpanned, "Do I look that desperate to ask you for help?"
*crickets chirp*
"Alright, help me get her attention Tobi."
"As you wish." replied the masked man. "Here's what you do."
*whispering in his ear*
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. give her flowers. Women love that kind of thing."