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"Well, okay. I'll do it...I get her some flowers."
A/N: And so Deidara went off to Konoha in search of a bouquet of hues.
"My lady," said a frantic Shizune,"One of the Akatsauki is in the leaf village."
"What? They must be after Naruto. Gather any available shinobi quickly Shizune."
Meanwhile...
"What kind of flowers will she like? Hmm?"Deidara thought to himself.
"Roses? That's been played too much."
Entering the Yamanaka florist shop, " Can I help you?"
Ino stopped when she saw who her customer was.
"What are you doing here?"
"Un, getting some flowers, what else? This is a flower shop."
"Fine, just hurry and leave."Ino snapped.
"Don't worry I will."
Scanning the interior while the locals were gathering.
"Where is the Akatsuki?"
"We don't know." answered Tsunade,"Be on guard."
"Right."
"He's at the Yamanaka flower shop." said one.
"I'll take the Casablanca lilies."
Ino rang him up."That will be 12.99."
Exiting the business and into the dis-welcoming community..
"What do you want,un?"
"We came to stop you."
Deidara rolled his eyes,"I'll take my leave now."
Summoning his clay into a condor size," See ya."
"Don't come back here! You're not welcome!"
"I know that."