The DERP War
Once in Minecraftia, a general in the army called Sky was tasked with stopping the spread of squids, the most derpey mobs ever. Sky went, and fought the squid menace, but it was too strong. He prayed to Notch, and he gave to him BUTTER, the greatest thing ever! Using it, Sky defeated the squids, and learned they had their own dimension, which they retreated too. But Sky decided to leave them alone, and returned to the king. In gratitude for saving his kingdom, the king gave him his own army, which he called the SKY ARMY, which he armed with Butter. He gathered around great warriors, such as deadlox, Minecraftuniverse and dawnables, who later became his wife. But the squids were not done.
In their dimension, they were evolving, becoming more derpey. They launched an attack on the Sky army, and stole a lot of butter. So Sky said "NO, MY BUTTER!" and leaped into the squid dimension after them, followed by his friends. Once inside, they thought through legions of squids, slowly wearing down their swords, killing millions. Finally, they came to the Derp tower, and they climbed it, all the way to the top. Once there, they found…the squid leader. His was… THE DERPOLLOUS SQUID OVERLORD! In a huge fight, Sky was badly hurt, and was forced to eat his own butter army. He and his friend retreated, but the Sky Army had also entered the dimension, and stole back all the butter. With it Sky built a robot, called the BUTTER-O-TRON. He attacked the Derp tower, and brought it cumbering down around the SQUID OVERLORD'S non-existent ears. And with a massive butter punch, he hit the OVERLORD into space! And all was well. (Sky later got sued by Mojang for using gold under a different name)
Lol. I made this cause BUTTER. I am not subscriber to Sky, because I don't have a You Tube account, which is sad. I took the idea of the squid dimension and all with in from the Derpy Squid mod