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3 months and 17 dates later...
"Deidara,"smiled Ami," I got a surprise for you."
"Really now un?...what kind of surprise, hmm?"
Ami laughed," You'll see." wrapping her arms around him.
Deidara's eyes brightened,"Ooohh."
"Yes...tonight I will give myself to you Deidara."
"Bedroom now un."
Ami giggled,"Okaay."
Insert shedding of clothing and passionate kisses..
A/N: Sorry-not in the mood to write the lemon scene*
"You were incredible Deidara.."
"Thank you un."
The door opened unexpectly, causing the two lovers to cover themselves.
"T-Tobi? What the hell are you doing here un?"
The orange masked man smiled, activating his sharingan.
"Ami, you will have raunchy sex with Deidara and ignore me being here."
"Wait...wha?"
Ami nodded, lunging at Deidara,"Come here cutie."
Madara smiled as he left," You're welcome Deidara."
Fin.