Chapter 4: Tiny Tina

Phase was woken by the Hyperion mortars trying to breach the sanctuary shields. Everyone else it seemed has gotten used to the sound, Phase doubted he'd get used to it. He had decided to take a walk to get some fresh air, it was early morning and he thought that trying to fall asleep again was a waste of time.

On his way back from the loop around the town he saw a young blond haired girl leaving the gun store.

"Oh haiii, ma names Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim, but you's can call me Tina" exclaimed Tina as she approached Phase.

"Hi, are you new here I've never seen you around town?" asked Phase.

"Naa you mad sucka, I live out in da tundra express. I just came in to get some gubbins for ma damsels' new badonkadonks!" exclaimed Tina.

"Badonkadonks?" questioned Phase.

"Ya you know, big ass blowy uppy thingamajigs" replied Tina.

"You mean explosives" said Phase.

"Ya those" replied Tina "now I gotta get ouda heeaz before miz Moxxi wakes up, cause I may ave kinda blown up one of her suppliers trucks headin for her bar and now she kinda hates me... You saw notin"

Phase watched as she turned and ran for the fast travel station, pressed the button and was gone in seconds.

Later that evening Gaige and Phase were having dinner at Moxxi's bar.

"So this morning while you guys were still asleep i ran into a girl named Tina" said Phase.

"And how did that go?" asked Gaige with a smile on her face.

"She mentioned gubbins and badonkadonks" replied Phase.

"Ya she's a bit weird, but as Roland used to say, she's the best damn explosives expert on Pandora" explained Gaige.

"But isn't she a bit young to be handling highly unstable explosives?" asked Phase

"Probably, we all find it easier to not question it, because if you get on her bad side you'll end up like Fleshstick" warned Gaige

"Who is Fleshstick?" replied Phase

"A bandit she invited to a tea party, she electrocuted him to a pile of ash" said Gaige

"Cool"

Hi again,

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that's all for now

Infinitexephos

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