Chapter 5:
First Battle, First Victory
Enter Jade

*Ba Bum, Ba- Bum, Ba- Bam Bam Bam!*

"Shut up stupid heart! I get the point!"

Right now, my heart feels like exploding! And Master Mand is gonna have to hose me off the walls.

Alright Cal, pull yourself together. Yeah! You got this!

As I kept chanting these words, I still felt scared out of my shorts. I slowly walked down the dark hall way. My steps echoing of the narrow walls. The floor was made of solid stone, the walls covered in smooth tiles. They were cool to the touch as I ran my fingers along, as I reached the end of the corridor.

I felt the edge of something with the front of my sandals. I kicked it once, then tap, tap, tapped it with my toes. I lifted my foot up and placed it on top. Stairs.
Suddenly, a blinding light shined on me. It got bigger and bigger. I then felt a light breeze blow against my face.

As my vision began to adjust, I saw where I was. It was the Battlefield stage. it was the standard, first-fight battle stage. Apparently, my schedule got mixed up or something.
The mid platform to the left was where I was going to enter. Marth would enter opposite of me.

Before I entered, I did a quick recap of what to expect. Run, Dodge, Pain. I braced for the worst.

3...

I flew in on the Lightning Chariot.

2...

Marth entered in his symbol circle.

1...

We readied our weapons.

GO!

We charged at each other. In a matter of seconds, I felt his sword swing at me, and i dodged it. I swopped under and i uppercut him. For a while we clashed swords, and through items at each other.

(a while later)

He was at 234% damage. I was at 546% damage. If I took on more hit. I would be finished. And losing your first battle doesn't leave a good first impression. I had to end this now!

Suddenly, a Smash Ball appeared. Luckily I was faster a grabbed the orb first. Once I crushed it, I was glowing with it's power. And then i unleashed it, saying my catch phrase.

"Face the Wrath of Gods!"

Silence. Nothing happened. I felt so bad. and then...

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !" The whole audience started laughing at me. Laughing at weak, stupid, little me.

Marth walked up to me and was reaching his hand out to me, when I did... PUNCH! Right in the kissing hole!

He was launched off the stage...

GAME!
THE WINNER IS CALPURNIA!
(Catchphrase)
"You were no match for me!
(END ROUND)

-

I was in my room, wanting to cry. But I couldn't. I changed out of my battle outfit and changed into more casual wear.

Zelda then walked in, wearing her casual wear too. She sat next to me on my bed and patted my back

"Are you ok?"

"No, I'm not ok! I'm a weakling. A laughing stock! A disaster!"

"No your not."

"Oh yeah! Tell that to the crowd of laughing people!"

"Your powers aren't just ripe enough yet. Someday, you're Final Smash will bloom into to something awesome and destructive!"

"I think it withered before it sprouted."

"It's ok. Everything will be fine. You know what will cheer you up?"

"What?"

"Some Heaven Pudding and Video games!"

I shot up straight immediately!

"You get the games out. I get the pudding from the cafeteria!" I said quickly. And then I ran down the hall like my life depended on it! Then i shouted...
"PUDDING!" Down the hall as I ran to the cafeteria. Heaven Pudding is the #1, most loved, voted best in the world pudding. I (Calpurnia) love all and anything sugar!

-

Zelda and I ate a half a jar of pudding and finished playing a around of Grand Theft Auto by lunch. We both headed down and met with the other girls at our table. They all encouraged me and cheered me up a little more.

We were half way through lunch when...
Bam! The door slams open. A girl with long, red hair (down to her ankles), walks in like she owns the place. No.. not walk. Shes carried in by her little servants. The Underworld troops.

"I'm back!" She announces. I have a bad feeling about her.
She has on a black tube top with a black, leather short skirt, black high heals, and spiked accessories. She has a necklaces made of amethyst, rubies, and black diamonds and a jeweled bat pendant with the Underworld symbol on it. She has a black tiara with red diamonds and a jewel skull on it. She has fangs that almost touch her chin, purple snake eyes, a long black scaled tail, two big, pointy horns, and a big pair of black and red bat wings.

The troops set her down at her special table and serve her a glass of blood. Once their little "princess" was situated, they poof back to the Underworld. She just sat there, filing her nails and using her magic to levitate her drink to her and took sips out of it.

"Who's that?" I whispered quietly.

"That's Jade." Samus said with disgust. "She just got back from her trip to Vegas. She's the daughter of Hades and Medusa."

"And a bitchy demon." Zelda added.

"Excuse me!?" Jade zoomed over to our table and yelled. Giving Zelda the hairy eye. "I prefer the term, 'feisty' . Wait... I'M NOT A BITCH!"

She and Zelda were having a verbal battle, and I hopped that she wouldn't notice me. *turns head*. In my mind, "SHIT"

"So, this is the new girl that stole my spotlight and everyone's talking about. What was it... Cal-PUKE-nia?"

"It's Calpurnia."

"Whatever. What's with your hair tied up in a bun, and the sweat pants, and that sweat shirt, and those Nerd glasses. You're never gonna get laid if you don't stop looking so ugly!"

Everyone in the cafe' was now staring at us. That was the last straw. Now I'm pissed! I stood up out of my seat and looked her straight in the eye, my hands balled up into fists. She was taller than me. Heck.. I was shorter than Pit by an inch. Jade was shorter than Link. But that didn't matter. I looked at her square on, ready to punch her in the face.

"Listen here bitch! I don't care what the fuck you think! I don't want to get laid! I hate boys! Second of all, I like to dress this way. And I would rather look like a nerd than a slut any day! So if i were you, I would stop bitching off and shut the hell up!" Everyone else just sat there, shocked.

"Why I... UGH! I"M NOT A SLUT! Look.. I'm the star, and I'm the best. But most importantly, I'm the popular girl and I'm your superior.
But why are you hanging with these losers anyway? I see potential in you girl. If you come to my side, you'll be much happier here. And much less geeky. Not that you already are geeky. So what do you say?"

I raised my middle finger right up to her face. "I'd rather burn in Hell!"

"Very well. You just dug your own grave. Since you choose to defy me, let me lay down a few simple rules for you newbie.
1. I'm in charge!
2. Stay out of my room!
3. What I want, I get!
4. Stay away from the boys!
Can your nerd brain handle that?"

I said...
"1. No you're not. Master Hand is.
2.I don't want to go on the same continent as your room.
3. Stay out of MY stuff
4. I hate boys anyway.
Can your doofis slut brain handle that?"

We both stared down each other in silence for a few moments. Then she broke it.

"Like, Whatever. It's not like I have much competition anyway. See you later, ~Tiny~ !" Then Jade sashayed off.

UGGGG! I just want to punch her so hard! I hate it when people call me that. It's not my fault that I'm short! And who would want to be as big as her. Her chest is like a cross between Samus's and Blair's (from Soul Eater). I was small, as small as Medusa (from Summoners Saga) (by moia666). (Look at the picture "Medusa and Siren")

Zelda then continued our conversation. "She has a reputation for being a 'the-standard-typical-mean-bitchy-popular-girl' of the Smash Mansion. She has strong demonic powers, and her big bat wings help her to fly."

Samus popped in. "Her Final Smash is called 'Dooms Day'. When it's unleashed, the sky turns bloody red, black thunder clouds roll in, purple lightning strikes in the background. And then, there are explosions everywhere on the field. Instant K.O."

"Wow." I said." Sounds tough."

"It is. So basically, if you ever do get paired up with her in brawl, get the ball first."

"But I don't have a Final Smash."

"Then stall her for as long as possible. If neither of you grabs it quick enough, it will just float away."

"Good point."

After lunch, a bunch of people came up to me and formed a circle around me. They ere all very happy.

Ike was the first one to talk. "No one has ever stood up to Jade like THAT before!"

Marth. "You've got some guts."

Popo and Nana. "You're so awesome!"

Everyone kept praising me. And I didn't like so much attention. So I just decided to wrap it up.

"Thanks guys. It was nothing really. Look, I have to go, thanks anyway." Then I was off.

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On my way up, noticed I was being followed. My sensitive demon senses told me so. (Being part demon does have its perks). When I turned around at one time, I saw a tail wiggling around out of a potted plant. Jade.

"I know your there! What do you want!"

"UGH! I hate it when your right, Tiny. I thought i told you to stay out of my spot light."

"Look, it's not my fault. I hate attention. You can have it!"

We continued to argue on my way down to my room. She wouldn't stop talking. I wish she had an off switch.
A little ways later, we made it to my room.

Jade asked. "What are you doing?"

"This is my room."

"My room is right next to yours." I looked over to the next room to the right of mine. It was black with a red border. On it was a sign that said...

"Jade's Room. If you want to die, stay out anyway!"

"Great" we both said sarcastically. We were both about to walk in our rooms and close the doors when I poked my head out and talked to her one last time before we separated.

"If you're going to 'have fun' with your whore toys, make sure you keep it down. I want to get my sleep. Bye!" Then I quickly slammed the door before she could tackle me.
But instead, she hit the door, face first, with a giant, loud, thud.

I heard her pounding on the door and screaming... "You Bitch I'll Kick Your Ass Right Now!"

I just waited her out, and she eventually gave up. I heard her stomp into her room and slam the door.
The Smash Mansion had a system of vents throughout the whole building. I explored it last night. There was a way into everyone's' rooms.
And It was perfect for eavesdropping. I know it's bad, but it's fun.

I crawled through the metal tunnels until I reached to where it opened up to Jade's room. I used all of my ninja training skills and was as quiet as possible as I listened to her.

Jade was on her bed looking up at the ceiling, pillow hugged closely to her. She had a face of worry and frustration across her face.

"It's not fair. Everyone like Calpurnia better than me. Even all the boys like her better. I just hope she doesn't take Link away from me."

End Chapter 5
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