Chapter 6: Jade has a Crush!?

WARNING: NOW THAT JADE HAS ENTERED THE STORY THINGS ARE GOING TO GET REALLY PERVERTED.
LIKE SEXUALLY CONTENT STRONG LANGUAGE AND LOTS OF OTHER TEENAGE RATED STUFF

*(Review of last chapter.)*
*(Calpurnia won her first battle, but she doesn't have a Final Smash.)*
*(Pit won his battle, thanks to his lucky 1/2 yin yang charm.)*
*(Jade got back from her trip and she is determined to 'play around' with Calpurnia)*

*(NOW BACK TO OUR STORY)*

It has now been a month since Calpurnia had come to the Mansion and joined the Smash Club.
Jade had joined 3 months before Calpurnia came.
And ever since Jade stepped into Calpurnia's life, Jade has been pranking her like no tomorrow.

Everyday: Jade leaves a bucket of water on top of every door Calpurnia walks through, so when she opens it, she'll get wet.
Once a week: Jade will trip Calpurnia in the hallways.

It's a never ending attack against Calpurnia. But Calpurnia isn't completely defenseless.
Every time Jade plays a prank on Calpurnia, Jade gets pranked back.
Even though Calpurnia is a bit of an egghead, she has a few tricks up her sleeve.
But why is Jade so mean to Calpurnia?

Calpurnia was in the middle of a wonderful dream about her flying, when she was awakened by a poke in the face.
Her eyes opened slowly, the bright morning light shining in her face. When her eyes were open, and her vision cleared, what she saw, was a daily part of her routine.
It was Jade. She was sitting on top of her, legs on either side of her hips to keep Calpurnia from moving. Jade's face really close to Calpurnia's.

"Good Morning my little chew toy. Are you ready for my barrage of pranks today?" Jade cooed in a teasing tone, trying to scare Calpurnia.

" *Yawn*. Good Morning my little devil." (Jade was really a demon) "Are you ready for my counter tricks?." Calpurnia implied in the same tone.
Jade giggled like always, leaned in close, and screamed..
"I WILL WIN!"
And she then zoomed off, not without leaving a sore Calpurnia behind.
Calpurnia got up, showered, dressed, and got her bag ready to go. Placing a black book with a lock on it in her bag, she was planning to read it.
Once she was ready, she went down for breakfast.

On her way down to the hall, she saw something shiny on the floor. When she bent down to examine it, she figured it out what it was.
Trip wire.
"Nice try Jade. You used this trick last Tuesday." Calpurnia called out, hoping Jade would here it. She then stepped over the trip wire.

"Damn it!" called a suspicious potted plant.
When Calpurnia turned around, searching for the source of the voice, she saw her usual stalking potted plant with a demon tail hanging out from it.
And just as Calpurnia promised, with every prank, she would throw one back.
Calpurnia reached into her bag and pulled out a water balloon filled with water and bleach.
She tossed it behind her back...
*SPLASH*

*AAAAAHHHHHH*
"Oh no! My favorite outfit!"

"You just got bleached!" Calpurnia then ran as fast as she could. She couldn't wait to read the black book she found.
Or stole.

Calpurnia made her way past the cafeteria, through the hallways, and out to the garden.
Once she was there she made her way to the great cherry blossom tree.
The tree trunk was thick like that of a redwood forest tree. If they cut it down, you could lay down, spread out on the stump. You would even have room to spare.
The tree itself was a cherry blossom tree. But the blossoms on the tree were golden. They glittered perfectly with a heavenly glow in the sun.
It truly was a great cherry blossom tree.
The tree was the center of the garden. And a perfect hiding spot.

She ran up to the trunk, and climbed up the trunk with her claws, until she was in reach of a sturdy branch.
Using her instincts and climbing skills, she scaled the tree and leaped from branch to branch until she reached a spot that caught her eye.
There was a big whole in the trunk. And inside, the floor was clean and flat. A perfect hiding spot to read a stolen book.

But this stolen book is special. It was Jade's diary.
Calpurnia was hoping that if she dug in the right spots, she would find something to use against Jade.

Once she sat down and got comfy in the wooden cave, she noticed how roomy it was.
She could probably get on her knees and stretch out her arms and have room to move around.
Once she was settled, still pulled out Jade's black diary from her bag and picked the lock.
*Click*
*Bulls-eye*
Calpurnia opened the pages.
~ Pg 1 Title Jade's Diary
Property of Jade
Do Not Touch
This Means You
I Not Kidding~

Calpurnia didn't really care about the warning. Jade was just full of it. And Jade didn't really scare Calpurnia.

Ignoring the warning, Calpurnia decided to keep on looking.
On each page, Jade just wrote good things about herself, and bad things about others.
Typical.

Then she found something that caught her eye.

~ Pg 34
The New Girl
Dear Diary
I'm so glad I came here to the Smash Mansion. It's about time someone recognized me for my strength and popularity.
And helping Daddy Hades with creating the Underworld army helped a lot too. I'm so happy to get away from him.
I'm FREE!
Anyway, this new girl showed up, thinking she can take my spotlight. Not gonna happen!
But I still can't shake this feeling. Something seems familiar about her. But I don't know what.
Also, I'm sad, because everyone likes her better than me. Even the guys like her more.
How can that be!? She has her hair in a bun, she wears glasses, and she wears pants instead of skirts.
Girls are supposed to wear skirts!
And on top of that, SHE'S FLAT CHESTED! FLAT AS A PIECE OF PAPER. AN A-CUP!
I'm sure as hell I'm far more sexy than she is!~

Calpurnia stopped reading.
She thought that she could get along with Jade, be friends with her and make amends.
She thought to just give Jade a chance.
But now, that was the final straw.

Not only did Jade have a bad attitude, she was cruel, heartless, and venomous.
"I thought we could get along, but now, she's my enemy." Calpurnia hissed with pure hatred.
Calpurnia hated people that were so spoiled and judgmental.
One: Jade has no right to criticize about the way she dressed.
Second: Jade needs a hard kick in the face.
Third: She couldn't help it if her breasts were small.

Calpurnia then sparked an idea.
REVENGE.
If there is one thing about diaries that you can count on, is that they hold deep, dirty, dark secrets.
She flipped through the pages, skimming the writing for any signs of weakness. Something she could really hit Jade with. Hard. As a Rock.
The tree room was filled with nothing but the sound of flipping pages, and Calpurnia's breathing.

After at least 10 minutes of page skimming, Calpurnia finally found something that might help her.

~Pg 142

My Secret Crush~

Muah ha ha ha ha he he. Calpurnia maniacally laughed in a low, whispering tone.
She began reading the secret keeping text.

~Dear Diary

I can't ignore this feeling in my heart. I've never about anyone this way before.
I'M IN LOVE!. And the best part is, he's here at the mansion! (girly scream).~

"This is perfect!" Calpurnia thought. The plan is forming right now. I'll send a letter to Jade's crush, telling him to meet her in the garden.
And I'll give a letter to Jade saying the same thing. The two will meet in the garden, and the boy will demand an explanation.
Jade will have to confess! I'm a genius!"
Calpurnia kept reading.

~ He has a strong well built muscular body, sparkling sapphire blue eyes that can make you melt, and choppy locks made of dark gold.
But he's not just all looks. He can stop a rampaging beast in its tracks, and his sword skills are that of a legendary hero.
Also, he's kindhearted, generous, brave, fearless, honorable, he always puts his friends first before him, and he's so cool. WHAT A TOTAL PACKAGE!~

Calpurnia felt touched and nauseated at the same time. She felt sorry for the poor sucker that caught Jade's eye. But a crush is a crush.
She kept reading. She had to know his name!

~ And he has the perfect name! It rolls of the tongue, and it's catchy. Simple and Cool.
I'm in love with LINK!~

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Calpurnia screamed and tossed the book over her shoulder. It hit the back of the tree room with a knock.
"Jade... in love with Link? Oh my god... HA HA HA HA HA! The poor unfortunate sucker!" Calpurnia laughed really quiet, wheezing and snickering in between breaths.

Now that she knew who the secret crush was, it was time to put the plan into action. Calpurnia grabbed the book, locked it back up, and shoved it in her pack.
She looked out the hole in the tree and down to the ground to check to see if anyone would see her. There was no sign of life. Only the noise coming from inside the building.
The cost was clear, and she made her way down to the tree. She used her claws to grip in the tree to prevent slipping as she made her way towards the ground.

Once on the ground, Calpurnia ran as quickly as she can through the doors, up the stairs and (WHAM!)
Calpurnia felt back and landed on her butt with a thud. A little shaken and shocked, and dizzy too.

"Are you alright?" called out a voice.
When Calpurnia looked up, she saw that it was Marth. She bumped into him again!
Calpurnia quickly got up and brushed herself off.

"I'm fine. Are you ok Marth?" Calpurnia asked, scoping Marth for any injuries and the scene for any signs of Jade.

"I'm fine. Thank you. We've got to literally stop bumping into each other like this, he he." Marth chuckled.

"Yes, I'm sure we can properly talk sometime Prince Marth. But I'm in a hurry, BYE!" Calpurnia ran off to her room, and shut the door.

After she left, Marth sighed and continued on his way.
"I hope she's Ok. Poor Calpurnia doesn't have a Final Smash."

After locking her room and returning Jade's diary unnoticed, Calpurnia got out two pieces of paper and a pencil. The plan was now in motion.
She would write the letter to Jade first.

~Dear Jade,

I want to talk to you about something. I can't ignore this feeling anymore.
Please meet me in the garden, under the great cherry blossom tree after dinner.

Love,
Link~

Perfect. Calpurnia thought. Sounds convincing enough. Now for the letter to Link.

~Dear Link,

I want to talk to you about something. I can't ignore this feeling anymore. I have to tell you.
Please meet me under the great cherry blossom tree after dinner.

Signed,
A Secret Admirer~

"Perfect. All done. Now to deliver the package."
Calpurnia folded the letters neatly and slipped them into the according labeled envelope. She then proceed to deliver her precious cargo.
Poking her head out the door and scoping the hall ways, she saw that the cost was clear. Since her room was right next to Jade's, Calpurnia just slid the envelope under the door, and then knocked on the door. Then she hid in the shadows.

Soon, she heard a little sound of delight come from the other side of Jade's door.
"Hooray, Link wants to talk to me. I have to get ready. Oh, I'm so nervous, but I have to be cool about it. I can do this!" Jade exclaimed with absolute joy on the other side of the door.
Calpurnia then left, trying not to make a sound that Jade could hear.

Once she was out of hearing range, Calpurnia swiftly ran to Link's room.
After going down a flight of stairs, taking a left, and finding the room with the Triforce symbol on it, Calpurnia knocked on the door.
Then she quickly slid the letter under the door a hid in the closest potted plant she could find. Which was right next to the door for some strange reason.

Calpurnia listened in as closely as she could to try and hear Link.
This is what she heard.
"I have a secret admirer? Wow."

Wow is right! Calpurnia thought.

Once the cost was clear again, she made her way back to her room for a quick rest before is so far going according to plan.
"Let's see how Jade and Link react to their little surprise."

Finish Chapter. Read Chapter 7 to see what happens.