TatlTails: Thanks. Yeah, it's Wally and the D-Jester. Eh, making fun of myself... Well, you can get a lot of humor from making fun of your own flaws.

... DanceDream, where be ye? Do you still have other final exams?

Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Peach's Adventure

Tails of a Fox

Unlike Mario, Tails did not have the luxury of staying awake within the vortex.

Unlike Mario, Tails was not considered a threat by the 'qoxxs-apbomh' inhabitants.

Unlike Sonic, Tails did not arrive in a sanctuary of safety.

Unlike Sonic, Tails did not immediately gain new and useful abilities.

Unlike Luigi, Tails had no quick way of getting away.

Unlike Luigi, Tails had nowhere to hide.

Unlike his friends, Tails was captured.

Tails woke up to a bright light being shined in his face. He tried to get up, but found that he was strapped to a table in an odd, hospital-like room.

"Yjr dinkrvy jsd seslrmf," This was said by a strange, mushroom-shaped purple creature facing away from Tails and talking to another one.

"Um, excuse me?"

The mushroom ignored Tails, and continued talking in its strange language, "Yrdyd jsbr mpy nrrm snar yp fryrtzomr og yjr dinkrvy od zsar pt grzsar. Dinkrvy'd dlom sqqrstd yp nr ozqrmrytsnar, pmau git smf dsaobs dszqard jsbr qtpbrm qpddonar yp vpaarvy. Rggptyd yp fodvpbrt jpe dinkrvy'd ysoad saape gaohjy jsbr tryitmrf mp trdiayd, sqqrstd yp nr dpzr dpty pg ytsmdgptzsyopm zshov. Gityjrt dyifu eoaa nr trwiotrf."

"Drr yp oy yjsy er fodvpbrt jpe oy eprld. Og upi'aa rcvidr zr, O'z hpomh hry dpzr qoxxs."

"Uiz, qoxxs," The first creature said cheerfully, as the second left.

"... Why am I strapped to a table?"

"Nrvsidr upi'tr s yrdy dinkrvy, hrmoid."

"... Sorry, I don't speak... Uh, that."

"Pg vpitdr upi fpm'y. Upi'tr sm omgrtopt nromh."

"... It sounds like you just insulted me... Why?" Tails asked, "Did I hurt you while I was asleep? I'm sorry if I did..."

"... Dinkrvy sqqrstd yp nr lomf," the mushroom said, writing something in a nonsensical language down on its clipboard.

"... Can I go? I need to find my friends..."

"Mp!"

"... I think that means no. Does it?"

The creature sighed, "Urd, oy zrsmd mp, upi ofopy."

"... I think you insulted me again... Is there something you want from me?" Tails asked, "Are there other patients here? I can help if there are! Make it easier for you!"

"... Gomr," the creature said, letting Tails go, "Mp gimmu nidomrdd!"

"... I'll assume you don't want me to do anything stupid,"

The creature nodded, exasperated.

"Alright, I won't," Tails grinned, "So, how can I help?"

The mushroom creature led Tails out of the room into a hallway.

After the second mushroom creature had gotten some pizza and returned to Waluigi's throne room to inform him of everything that had gone on with the subject, Waluigi had a few things to say.

"So... You found Tails, then, Dr. Shroob... Interesting," Waluigi mused, "I'm pretty sure Tails is a girl, but it's kind of hard to tell, as you've discovered. Make sure she doesn't escape. If she does, she'll find Sonic, Mario, and Luigi, and take us down."

"Urd, Zsdyrt Esaioho," Dr. Shroob said, "Epiaf upi aolr dpzr qoxxs?"

"Does it have eggplant?"

"Urd."

"Give it to Waluigi!" Dr. Shroob gave the Eggplant-covered pizza he had to Waluigi, which Waluigi promptly started eating in a very gross way. Dr. Shroob seemed to want to vomit, but quickly ran out of the room.

"Must you eat it like that?" the jester in the shadows asked.

"Must you hide in the shadows?" Waluigi asked, "Everybody knows who you are. Maybe the author just thinks he can't describe you very well."

Shut up, Waluigi.

"Yes, I must," the jester in the shadows said, "After all, what's a story without a bit of mystery?"

... He's Dimentio, by the way.

"The author just told everyone who you are."

"... He did, did he?" Dimentio asked, coming out of the shadows to reveal his purple-and-yellow jester's outfit, his two-shaded mask, and his smile.

... His very creepy smile.

"Well, fine," Dimentio said, "I thought Tails was a boy."

"Waluigi is pretty sure she's a girl," Waluigi said through a mouthful of eggplant, "She has a high-pitched voice, looks very androgynous, and is voiced by a girl."

"I heard mention that Tails is merely eight years old. In addition, Mario's voice is even higher pitched than Tails', if you've noticed."

"Shut up or Waluigi will throw pizza in your face."

"... My my, touchy," Dimentio laughed, "No need for that. Now, Tails will make perfect bait for Mario or Luigi to fall into our hands... We must get a hint out to them; and trick them into the extraction chamber..."

"Waluigi asks why there is a chamber for extraction."

"I don't know," Dimentio admitted, "It was Elder Princess Shroob's idea."

"Of course... Miss high-and-mighty, 'STUPID MUSHROOM HEADS!'. Hypocrite."

"You had better not let her hear you say that."

"Bah. Waluigi can just read a few lines ahead in the fan fiction. She can't surprise him!"

"My friend, sometimes I question your sanity."

... Yes, Waluigi got it wrong. And the Shroobs can't tell. Don't think about it too hard.