DanceDream: It's alright. Yeah, they're pretty much right in the thick of things. Nothing new there. Well, magic is pretty commonplace in Mario's world. I've decided to once again put off the main character's chapter, to give the plot twist. Ah, I see... So taking it seriously is a bad idea. ... Maybe he'll appear eventually, but he wouldn't be prominent. I can see fireworks from the street corner near my house.
Fyre Red: Or did she get lame powers? Fun fact: Originally, I was planning for Peach to get the Heart power, but I remembered something else... So, here you go.
TatlTails: Huh. Glad you liked it. Did you catch what I was saying with the Princess Bride reference?
Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Peach's Adventure
Plot Twist
Amy Rose, Princess Peach, and Russ ran towards the castle and the ominous purple clouds above.
"What's going on?" Amy asked.
"I don't know," Peach replied, as they closed in.
"Could we hurry this up?" Russ asked, "I don't like the looks of those clouds."
Peach and Amy looked at each other, and made a silent agreement. Each grabbed one of Russ's arms, and sped up to reach the castle faster.
They stopped in front of it to see a familiar figure standing on the roof, laughing maniacally.
"WA HA HA! BOW TO YOUR NEW MASTER, MUSHROOM WORLD!"
"Waluigi!" Peach yelled, "What are you doing?"
"What's it look like?" he asked, "Waluigi's taking over the world!"
"... Yeah. Right. We all know how well that went last time."
"Why you - SHUT UP!" Waluigi screamed, and raised his arm for thick purple vines to shoot out of the ground and wrap around the three heroes.
Peach, luckily, had neglected to sheath the sword, and tried using it to cut through the vines. Surprisingly, she could actually handle it well enough to do this, and the vines fell to the ground.
"Huh... Guess I'm better than I thought," Peach grinned.
"What? You... GRR!" Waluigi growled (no duh). He lashed out, sending a vine at Peach. She held out the sword and made an extremely reckless move of spinning around, deflecting the vine and releasing her friends in one fell swoop.
"Amazing, Peach!" Amy said, "I didn't know you could use a sword like that."
"Neither did I," Peach admitted, "Let's take this fool down!"
"Wa ha ha..." Waluigi laughed, jumping down in front of them, "If that's what the little girls want want, that's how it'll be!"
"... I'm going to be leaving now," Russ said, running off.
"Bring it, Wally!" Amy said, twirling her hammer.
Fire lit in Waluigi's eyes, "MY NAME IS NOT WALLY!" He held up his hands, and fire started forming in them.
"... This is new," Peach said.
"And not good."
Waluigi, having charged a huge fireball, chucked it at them. Peach and Amy each dodged to a different side, Amy coming up on Waluigi's left with her hammer; and Peach coming up on his right with Perry.
Waluigi stopped the hammer in one hand without looking, and grabbed Perry with his other hand to flip Peach over his back.
"What the-" Peach said as she plowed into the ground.
Waluigi whacked Amy with her own hammer, sending her cascading down next to Peach.
"Wa ha ha!" Waluigi laughed, "Do the little girls see now? Waluigi is better, stronger, faster! Waluigi will win now!"
Peach looked up, and threw her other parasol at Waluigi.
Waluigi caught it, and it incinerated in his hand.
Amy got up to see Waluigi with her hammer, "... Give it back!"
"What's this? Little hedgehog can't fight big bad Waluigi without her hammer?"
Amy snapped her fingers and another hammer appeared in a puff of smoke. She ran forward to smash Waluigi, but he blocked with her other hammer.
"You see?" Waluigi asked, forcing her backwards, "You can't win!"
"That's what you think..." Amy said, straining, "... Eggplant breath!"
"Glad you noticed," Waluigi said, breathing into her face.
"Ugh!" Amy stumbled backwards, allowing Waluigi to hit her to the ground again.
"Gloaty gloaty gloat," Waluigi said, "The heroes aren't winning now, are they? Huh? Waluigi wins this time!"
"Not... On your life," Peach said, running up to hit Waluigi with the hilt of the wish sword.
"Oof," Waluigi said, before grabbing the sword in his left hand, "Wa ha! Waluigi still has the upper hand!" He clumsily sliced at Peach, who ducked under and grabbed the sword as it went overhead.
"What the-" Peach punched Waluigi in the face before he could finish that sentence.
Waluigi punched Peach right back, knocking her away. Peach got up, and tried to hit Waluigi with the flat of the sword.
Waluigi laughed again, catching it and flipping it over.
Peach backflipped over Waluigi, catching the sword in midair and sheathing it. She kicked Waluigi from behind, sending him flying.
Waluigi got up again, laughing. A thorny purple vine appeared in his hand, and he used it as a whip, laughing. Peach sliced it with the sword as it came closer.
"You're not winning!" Peach said, using the sword to knock Waluigi's hat off of his head.
"What? Hey!" Waluigi dived to get his hat, "That's Waluigi's - Oof!"
Peach had jumped on Waluigi as he was putting his hat back on. She jumped off once more, sword at the ready.
Waluigi groaned, getting up, "... Waluigi is bored of this. NEW PLAN!" Waluigi laughed, and made a fireball to throw high into the sky. "WA HA HA!"
"... Right," Peach said, "What exactly was that supposed to accomplish?"
"Nothing yet," Waluigi laughed, "But Waluigi's fireball will land back on the ground in ten days! And then... It's the end! The planet will burn, and there's nothing you can do about it! WA HA HA! And Waluigi won't be here, because he has a nice place to rest... Toodles!" Waluigi laughed again before running off at high speed.
Amy groaned, "What just happened?"
"... If Waluigi's telling the truth," Peach said, "Something very bad."
