DanceDream: Expect the unexpected! Cliche, I know, but a good thing to keep in mind. It can't always - wins and losses happen, but mostly wins in this setting. Well, he did take MARIO's power, didn't he? And Mario's unstoppable. Yep... Funny thing, my religion doesn't believe in that. Or any sort of eternal punishment, for that matter - All punishment is temporary. Well, looking at the time of this, so do I. Yeah, they tend to be right in the thick of things. I catch the meaning. Yep, had fun. And now onto the next part.
TatlTails: It wasn't a mistake, it was to signify Waluigi's anger. Cool. Yeah, the fireballs came from Mario. I know what it was - Do you know what it meant? Oh, by the way, no you aren't.
Sorry for the late update. I've had some things occupying my time. First, I started watching a new (very long) show online. Second, minecraft. Third, I'm currently in the process of moving.
Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Peach's Adventure
Translation: WE B EVUL
"Yjr gpc epttord zr."
"What about the stupid little thing?" Waluigi asked, lounging in his thorny throne within the Shroob's base.
"Er nraorbr oy msu nr vsyvjomh pm. Og mpy yp pit qasmd, yjrm yp pit asmhidhr."
"So what? Fox kid's little. Probably can't even fight."
"Never underestimate one's enemies," Dimentio said, appearing in a ripple of space, "That will surely lead to your downfall."
A hulking figure emerged from the shadows, revealing itself to be a giant shroob in a pink dress and a tiara. "CLOWN FACE IS RIGHT!" she screamed, "IF NOT FOR HIM, MY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY THE TEARS OF A BABY!"
"Wimps," Waluigi crossed his arms.
He really should listen to them. Underestimating your adversaries is a bad idea.
"Waluigi's not stupid!" Waluigi yelled, "He can take her!"
Also, pay attention to pronouns. You can read the text, can't you? You should have noticed by now that Tails is a guy.
"What?" Waluigi asked, "Foxy's a boy?"
"I was right!" Dimentio yelled, "Now, what shall my prize be? Money? Fame? Destruction of all reality?"
"WHY DOES CLOWN FACE BELIEVE IN PURPLE HAT'S IMAGINARY FRIEND?"
"Ah ha ha," Dimentio said, "Like a cotton swab, there is much more to this than meets the eye! Waluigi may be crazy, but I believe that the entity he speaks of truly exists - I sensed a strange energy from Waluigi, even before we took Mario's star power. There are too many coincidences surrounding him to simply put off. The 'narrator' he speaks of exists, I am sure of it. And because of this, Waluigi has become a wonderful source of information!"
... Well, that's not good. I'm just glad there's not much to describe in a shadowy conference hall with no windows, or I'd be giving away way too much information.
"LAZY!" Waluigi yelled, "Anyway, Dr. Shroob. Ignore the fox, Waluigi can and will deal with it on his own time. Good day."
The Shroob nodded, and left the conference hall.
Tails sat down at the desk the mushroom creatures had let him use, and looked over the information he had on their language that he'd written on a piece of paper.
'Mp' means 'No'
I'm 'Yjr gpc'. They use 'Yjr' a lot, so I think it means 'The'. 'Gpc' is probably 'Fox'.
'Jo' is 'Hi', and 'Jraap' is 'Hello'. Strange, it seems like the language matches up with English...
'Upi' is 'You', I think.
'Qoxxs' seems to be very important. I wonder what it is...
Tails sighed, and took out his Miles Electric to see if it could spot any patterns in the language. While he was typing it in, he noticed something.
"Wait..." Tails re-checked, and saw that the speech of the creatures was actually just English, with each English letter corresponding to the one directly right of it on the QWERTY keyboard.
"... That's a really weird coincidence," Tails said. "Almost like someone planned it out..."
... I would whistle innocently, but I can't whistle. So... uh... yeah. Well, Tails got to work programming his Miles Electric to translate the speech of the purple mushrooms when they talked to him. It was a long, laborous task, requiring elaborate planning and-
"There!" Tails grinned, happy at his work.
Oh, come on! I didn't even get to finish my long explanation-thingy and stuff! Well, I guess it's just time to be bored until-
One of the Shroob doctors walked into the room.
... Well, that, actually.
"Hi!" Tails waved, "There something you need me to do?"
"Well, since you obviously can't understand a word I'm saying, I don't see much point in telling you," the Shroob said, making a motion for Tails to follow. "Though, of course, I can show you."
"Oh, I made it so my handheld can translate your language," Tails smiled, "Cool, huh?"
"... I'll be right back," the Shroob doctor ran out of the room in a panic.
"What's his problem?" Tails asked. He got bored of waiting after about twenty seconds, and started playing a video game on his handheld.
"- And you know how much Waluigi hates that," Waluigi said, "I should have punished her so much more."
"So you feel no remorse from hurting a lady?" another figure in the shadows of the conference room asked. Seriously, how many people is he hiding in the shadows? I mean, come on!
"Shut up, narrator!" Waluigi yelled. "Waluigi feels no more remorse than he would from hurting a male. It doesn't matter."
Suddenly, Dr. Shroob ran into the room, "YJR GPC VSM YTSMDASYR PIT ASMHISHR!"
Waluigi paused, "... So?"
"Oy zohjy pbrtjrst upit qasmd," Dr. Shroob said, in a sort of 'Captain Obvious' voice.
"... And Waluigi should care because... Why?" Waluigi asked, "The little weakling couldn't do anything to Waluigi!"
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call tempting fate," Dimentio said.
Hey! I was gonna say that!
"What are you two numbskulls talking about?" Waluigi asked. "Are you saying that he could actually beat Waluigi? He's tiny! Scrawny! Just a kid! There's no way Waluigi can lose!"
Right. And he's also much stronger than he looks, quite a bit faster than you even with your enhanced speed, has a wide array of weapons concealed in something widely referred to as 'hammerspace', and can fly quite a bit better than your ability to swim through the air. Which reminds me, how the heck did you manage to reach another dimension by swimming through space? Which, by the way, you shouldn't have been able to swim through even under the incredibly warped physics of the Mario world.
"Waluigi cares not for your fourth wall!"
That doesn't make a bit of sense! It's like some sort of hand wave, to stop people from asking, only excusable by the 'Rule of Funny'! I demand a proper-
"SCENE CHANGE!"
-explanation! ...And we're back with Tails. Huh, looks like he's about to put his translator into good use.
Tails walked through the hallways of the hospital-like place, hoping he could find one of the creatures to test his translator on. He finally found two talking to each other, and used his translator to listen to their conversation.
I now declare that from this point forward, all Shroob dialogue will be translated. Because CONVENTION!
"You know how the heroes in the movies always seems to come in right when they need to hear something in a conversation?"
"Yeah, it's really weird," The other agreed. "I mean, it's like something is contriving coincidences."
... Stop looking at me like that.
"The pizza-" Tails noticed that this corresponded with 'Qoxxs' "-at that movie was good, though."
"Yeah," The other agreed, "So, what do you think of Waluigi's plan?"
"Waluigi?" Tails whispered. What did he have to do with this?
"Guy's a nutjob. Hears voices talking to him, apparently. His plan isn't any better. Seriously, how could that ever work?"
"No clue," The other Shroob said, "All I know is that the Shroobs are only working with him because the other nutjob, that clown guy, somehow did some time travel-resurruction-whatsit to revive us, and now the Shroobs work for the crackpots."
Tails ran off without saying a word, hoping to find an exit. He ran through the entire building, finding no way out for nearly three minutes. He pressed the button to open the big double-doors, and found himself in an airlock.
"... I'm in space?" Tails asked, before opening the other side of the airlock and looking down. All he could see was the planet below him, and what he saw wasn't good. Where the Mushroom Kingdom would have been, there was what seemed to be a thousand-mile wide bonfire.
Tails took a deep breath - somehow - and jumped down towards the planet.
Also, one more note! My sister, my cousin, and I worked together for some crossover collab thing. It's uploaded under my name, so be sure to check it out!