Wow, first day of school at an Alternate Gekkoukan, and things are already going down. Aigis is a lesbo robo, or at least now…, and Minato's creeped out by everyone. This chapter, we're going back to the normal SEES members as they face a new challenge, a festival! Who knows how alter Minato and Aigis can mix this up? Read on…

Normal Junpei POV, Tuesday; Morning

"Okay class, settle down." Ms. Toriumi got up on the podium. Today, I was lucky because Minato and Aigis came to class on time. It was still weird for me to see Minato in a girl's uniform and Aigis in a guy's. Seeing Aigis flirt with Yuka-tan? No that was worth everything.

"Tomorrow, our class will be hosting a café setup to raise money for a field trip later this week. The school said it's a surprise, but this whole café thing is such a drag." School trip? Please make it a sexy one, but this whole fundraiser thing is such a drag. She droned on whose doing what, and I didn't listen because the jobs were too hard or I didn't know squat on what to do….

But when she got to the part where she would assign butlers and maids, that when I got interesting. I could serve food, and I could see Yuka-tan in a maid outfit outside of Tartarus. Kudos to the old Minato finding one.

"Okay, so who wants to serve? Well, from the looks of it, we only have a few people left. The maids will be; Aigis, Yukari and… I guess that's it." Only two, fail!

"Wait! I'll be a maid as well." I turned around to see Minato raise his hand. Everyone didn't believe that Minato would wanna be a maid. Ms. Toriumi didn't mind that much.

"Okay, that's weird, but you have a nice face and a slim body Arisato, so I guess you could pass." She wrote that down, with Minato grinning. I wonder if the old Minato is actually like this, only suppressing it. Maybe if I buy him a skirt for his birthday, he'll wear it.

"And that leaves the butler jobs to: Junpei, Kenji, and Kazushi." Okay, at least I got old Minato's buddies with me. Teach said that we will all meet here early in the morning to setup a booth in class and after school we'll do our thing. Luckily, we get to use Ekoda's room for all the cooking and stuff, and we just have to walk by to serve the food.

Akihiko is going to get a sick kick out of this.

Normal Akihiko POV; Wednesday; Morning

I woke up this morning feeling, pretty good actually. But I felt something warm, hugging my stomach, and I was afraid to see what it was, but I had to. I pulled off the covers and it was Minato sleeping on my, wait

"W-where's my clothes!?" I said pretty loud, that he woke up, but pulled the blanket over him, put I pulled it right off. Oh God, he's nude too! I jumped right out of bead and covered myself with the blanket. Instead of reacting surprised or mad, Minato just got up, yawned and sat up on my bed. Wow, he's pretty well built. He's also got good muscles- wait, why am I thinking this?

"Morning Aki." He didn't seemed unfazed by the fact that we were both sleeping together, naked I will add. "Are you okay, you seem like you had seen something." Of course I SAW something, I just saw our leader's sword and shield! Two shields I guess, aww screw it.

"What did you, me, us- what happened!? Did we you know, do anything wrong?" Please say no, please say no.

"No, not really. I had a bad dream, so I came in here, took of my clothes and took of yours, and fell right asleep in your bed. No sex, trust me." Good. "But I do sense you're turned on by this." He pointed to my lower region, which was bulging right now. No way, I don't swing that way! Do I?

"Thanks for letting me stay; I'm going back to my room to get ready for school. By the way, stop by our classroom after school. I got a surprise for you." He took his clothes and left. What did he mean by surprise? Whatever, I'm going to take a shower. As I got ready for my day and stepped out of my room, Mitsuru stopped me.

"Aki, I need to ask you something? What have you been doing with alter Minato I do not know of?" Great, she saw him walk out of my room. She must have thought that we were doing the special business.

"Nothing Mitsuru." However, knowing Mitsuru, she wasn't going to take no for an answer.

"Look Akihiko, I trust you, but I have one word of advice. Don't take advantage of this Minato just to fuel your… preferences, not that I mind of course. I just didn't expect that you would you know, roll that way. Don't worry; I'll keep it from the other members until you want to come out." I didn't get to say a word to defend myself because she walked away fast. Now I also had to go see this 'surprise' in Minato's homeroom. Wait a minute; I heard they were doing a fundraiser for a fieldtrip. One of the seniors mentioned it was a-

Normal Yukari POV; Wednesday; After School

"Welcome to Gekkoukan High Café!" There goes Minato and Aigis. Being in this maid outfit was pretty weird, but luckily, Aigis and Minato were kind enough to take most of the wrok so I could spend my time talking to Fuuka, who was relaxing in a corner table. I have to admit, we really did pull of a good café. The tables and chairs, the décor, were all made to make it seem realistic. It actually looked like to one in the mall, but I guess it made it all the more believable. We had been working pretty hard for an hour, and things haven't slowed down too much.

But it was worth seeing Junpei and Minato's friends work their ass off for once. Junpei and Kenji were already whining at the first sight of customers; Kaz, while okay at first, was pissed off when he accidentally spilled some coffee on himself, so he joined them too in bitching. Eventually, I couldn't stand it.

"Will you three shut up? Jeez, what if you had to do this for a job? You would get fired of course!" Ugh, boys were so lazy. Except Minato of course, speaking of Minato…

"Welcome Akihiko-sempai!" He said in a high, girly voice. He too was wearing a maid outfit just like me. He had eyeliner, mascara, and concealer to ever further his look. His blue hair was lengthened through some unknown mean and his bangs were put off to one side.

I never noticed how much Minato could pass if he wanted to. I'd have to ask him when he gets back. Akihiko walked over to the table Fuuka was sitting at and sat himself down. From the look of it, he seemed pretty exhausted.

"Sempai, what's wrong." I asked. He just buried his face in his arms.

"First Mitsuru thought I and Minato are having sex, and then she thinks I'm gay. It's just been bugging me." I got him some water and he took it.

"Well Sempai, are you?" Fuuka asked.

"N-no!" Akihiko seemed flustered. Just then Fuuka turned to me.

"By the way Yukari, I saw Aigis going through your room." Wait, what did she just say? I know this Aigis likes to break in, but taking my stuff is a whole other story.

"Aigis!" I disregarded everyone else in the room. She skipped toward me, smiling and being well, not Aigis. Creepy.

"Yes Yuka-tan? What is it?" She looked so innocent, but I wasn't going to let that one slide. From my other eye, I could see the three idioteers watching from the sideline and Minato still serving customers.

"What did you get from my room?" I told her in a harsh whisper. She just giggled and said,

"Oh yeah, turns out that the other me actually doesn't have clothes other than the uniform here, so I borrowed some of yours since they fit me so well." That in a weird way actually made sense.

"What exactly did you take?" If this was a comedy, my eye was twitching at this point, which probably it was.

"Oh, this!" She pulled up her clothes to show the bunny thong that I had got as a 'gift'. Damn you Junpei! I should have burned it. Everyone in the room, except Minato of course, stared in shock as she did that. Then three large thuds could be heard as she put down her clothes. It turns out that the three idioteers had been knocked back by a nosebleed of epic proportions.

"You're wearing my PANTIES!" Then Akihiko started laughing.

"Oh my god and I thought I had it bad! Looks like you 'girlfriend'," He really drew out that last word so everyone could hear him. ",likes to borrow your clothes Yukari." And I thought I Aki was a nice guy! Looks like if he wants to fight with fire, I'll show him fire!

"Well I heard from Mitsuru that you and Minato have been doing things in bed lately. Care to explain?" Now the spotlight was on him, and I think I heard Chihiro squeal in delight over an actual yaoi couple right here.

"I uh…" Looks like Akihiko was at a loss of words. "Well Aigis goes into your room as well to sleep with you! What about that huh?"

Normal POV, Wednesday; Afterschool

"They're really going at it, huh?" Alter Minato pulled up a chair to sit with Alter Aigis. Akihiko and Yukari were arguing, well, that was too small a word to describe that the fact they were throwing pastries and refreshments at each other. The other students took cover behind the desks while Junpei filmed the whole thing, dubbing it the best 'food fight' ever.

"I thought Akihiko was full of class. By the way, we probably didn't get to go on the field trip." Minato smiled deviously and said,

"Nah, I just gave Ms. Toriumi around 20 million yen and told her to go nuts with the planning. She said something about going to Canada and was too happy to notice me."

"Wait, are you saying you just did this to-" Aigis had to admire Minato's brains.

"Wear a maid outfit and watch Yuka-tan and Aki fight? Yup. I love this place."

Man was it going to be a long clean up.

I literally fell out of my chair while righting the bunny thong thing. Now you know what not to give as a gift, guys. By the way,I love all of your guys' reviews and I'm sorry if I don't respond to them. Now let's take a sneak peak at next chapter,

"Junpei, is that a monocle?"

And

"Hey, is that 3DS? Why does it have yaoi photos of- wait that's of me and you!"

Canada = Toronto = Scott Pilgrim = XD