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Normal Minato POV; Tuesday, Early Morning
"Morning Minato, you don't seem to well. What is bothering you?" Ugh, here comes Mr. Fancy and Respect and ah what the hell. I had a headache from staying up so late and I had trouble getting on my new uniform that Aigis had helped me fit. The skirt was short and the top and the bra, which I must say did feel good on my chest. And these panties were thin, making my rifle feel exposed.
Man Aigis, why did you take Yuka-tan's clothes?
"Excuse me, Minato, are you okay?" Junpei had that British charm in his voice. At the same time, Akihiko came to get some breakfast. Normally it would be his protein stuff and his beef bowl, but now all I've seen him eat is Mad Bull and ramen. If he wasn't on the boxing team, he would get fat by now. Or at least not the Aki I know because we've all been in good shape when we fight in Tartarus.
"What up N00bs, Aki the destroyer is in the house!" His voice was rowdy and loud, not like the cool suave senior back from my home. "Eh, fancy; tatsuya, what's the matter?" He even knows my name on Innocent Sin? That's creepy.
"Akihiko, you are getting on my nerves, please leave immediately. I was trying to strike up a friendly conversation with, excuse me, where are you going?" I left the room before my chat. First my masculinity was down the drain, my badassery was demolished yesterday, and I did not need my intellect as well to be shattered, especially by a guy who had initiated Operation Babe Hunt, which I still look back on.
Funny times were to be made, I didn't know it then.
Normal Aigis POV; Tuesday, Lunchtime
"I do not feel comfortable dressing up as a maid to participate in the fundraiser tomorrow. It doesn't help that Yukari had the one you had found in Tartarus. What would Shinji say if he had someone do this? Oh yes, 'you're an asshole'." I slumped on Minato's shoulder as he was eating lunch. We had gotten on top of the rooftop to be together in peace and quiet and to avoid the other members of the student body.
"How do you think I feel Ai? I have to be in a dress tomorrow serving other people! My manliness is dying on the inside." Minato huffed.
"You are wearing the standard girl's uniform and have no issues with it, so I am not entirely sure that the problems you bring up are all that relevant." Minato got up in disbelief of my statement, seeming offended.
"Of course I feel weird! My penis feels exposed and-"He turned around to seeing to male students backing away from the door and going back down. Minato calmed down a little when they left and continued. "I'm wearing a skirt and a bra and it's weird! And tomorrow I have to wear makeup! Ugh, is this really the opposite of me?" He seemed frustrated.
"Sorry, I did not mean to upset you. But will you still do this task?" Personally, Minato doing this job with me made me feel more comfortable. Of course I would keep that from his a secret.
"Of course Ai, I would leave you and Yukari by yourselves, so yeah, I'll put up with it." That relieved me of my worries. At the same time, we heard a familiar voice call out,
"Hey, are you two done with your sappy moment, I want to use my speakers on my 3DS." Akihiko was hiding behind the door this entire time? "Jeez, I'm trying to watch a movie me and Minato made. It's really… good." He was panting from behind the wall, so me and Minato walked over.
"Aki, is that yaoi of-us!? How is that even possible?" The video he was watching was an animated version of the two having sex, with Minato on bottoms. The video, while it did not faze me, greatly disturbed Minato. "W-who made that, was it me?"
"Uh, you of course." Minato shook his head in disbelief. "We did it once and with the help of Aigis, you animated it. Don't you two remember?" I see, in this reality, Minato is perceived as Minako, a girl.
"Never mind Aki, Aigis, let's go back to class before Captain Fancy and Yukari get there." Wait a minute,
"Who's captain fancy?"
Maybe the smarter version of Junpei can tell me who this Captain Fancy was, and how does Minato know him.
Normal Minato POV; Wednesday, After School
"Wow Minako, you look great in that! Maybe I can see what's under it later tonight." I groan as I served Fuuka and her two friends. A comment like that was making my day all the more disturbing. I've been getting stuff like that from all the guys in school. What pissed me off even more is the fact that Junpei wasn't even working! Since he exuded that charm of being a total gentleman, he just had to greet the people coming in and out. He is even wearing those things that British men wear in the movies. What was it?
"Hey Iori, is that a monacle?" That's what it was! It was oh great; Keisuke. He was looking more badass than even, and it was my turn to serve him.
"Hello Keisuke, welcome to Gekoukkan High Café!" I tried to sound cheery, but the way he was looking at me with those shades made me feel angry.
"Minako, you look good, as always of course." I just want to get this over with. "So, where can I sit?" I lead him to a corner to the room, so he could stay away from me.
"Thanks. I actually just came here for some water; and of course to see you." Just for me? That would have been almost touching if I was a girl!
"T-thanks?" I managed to get out off my chest. "Here, I'll get your water. Asshole…"
"What was that?" I squeaked at him noticing the last part. "Never mind, take your time."
I went back to the other room to get him a drink, and when I got back, nearly every girl there was admiring him like a bunch of fangirls whose dream man came true.
"Here." I nearly broke the glass when I slammed it on the table. He nudged the other girls away so he could look at me. I felt a little good, seeing he wanted just me. But then I remembered who he was and now I felt even worse.
"Ladies please, you're making the employee who works here feel uncomfortable." All the girls walked away complaining how much a bitch I was. "Now, any better. All those people made you look bad."
"T-thanks. I then noticed Akihiko walking in, still staring at his handheld. Good, perfect timing to make my get away." "Akihiko, hi!" I waved toward him so he would notice me.
"Hey Minako, how's the whole café thing doing. Sucks don't it?" I brought him to a table far away from Keisuke. Luckily, there weren't too many people left, so I could stick around and chat with Aki.
"Nah, it's okay. Besides, I gave our teacher a lot of money for our field trip anyways, so this was just for fun." Only for my friends I thought.
"That's good." He motioned me to sit down. "Where are you guys going?" I have a slight smile on my face, since I had never been there myself.
"We're going to Canada, Toronto. I'm not even sure whether or not she was actually telling the truth, but I hear it's gonna be big." It was a nice break from my normal routine. Kill shadows, move up S. Links, and make love to practically every girl I know, the usual…
"But that means you might not be able to go back home Minato. I hear it's going to last for a week." Wait, a week, that's like forever! I can't stay here for a week, and neither can Ai- wait, what is Keisuke doing to Aigis? Keisuke was, flirting with her? Oh hell no!
"Hey!" I called to them. "She's taken Keisuke." Yukari then stepped up to say,
"Yeah, she's my girlfriend." Woah, that was a lot to put out there. Keisuke then stood up, like he was challenging her.
"Why don't we fight for her?" Man, this one is going to get out of hand. Keisuke grabbed a chair while Yukari picked up a… big, metal spoon? "First one who gives loses, and winner is hers. Yukari had full on determination on his challenge.
"Bring it." Keisuke and Yukari then started swinging at each other and throwing fists and kicks. To my surprise, Keisuke was keeping up with someone who fought in Tartarus in a daily basis. Or maybe is that Yukari just sucked at close combat. It looked like that the fight was going to close soon when Junpei appeared to try to break it up.
"Come on good folk, there's no need for violence." However, a stray swing of Yukari's spoon hit junpei's monocle and shattered it into many tiny pieces.
And all hell broke loose as he joined in as well.
"I will avenge my piece of eyewear by beating the livings out of you!" He charged them head on with his fists.
I hope this trip settles everything and me and Ai can get out of here.
Poor Minato, does he not know I'm having too much fun to make this fanfic short! I hope you guys are having fun as well. And remember, read and review guys!