Hey guys, how did you like last chapter? Was it mind blowingly orgasmic? Well you're getting more in this one! I'm continuing the normal normal SEES line since I left the three boys, well two boys and Minako, hanging. So in other words, you getting DOUBLE insanity next two chapters.

Enjoy

Normal Akihiko POV; Thursday, Afternoon

"G-great, it's a vegan restaurant." I managed to get out. I loathed these places. Cause I was a meat junkie, and these were the type of places that I'd be caught dead in. And from the looks of it, Junpei wasn't too fond of being here as well. I guess he wasn't the only one who was too fond to eat healthy, but to Minako, this was the best idea he/she had ever had.

"Come on guys, try something new!" Minako whined at us. Man, he can be like a little kid. But a really cute one… Ugh, must push away gay thoughts.

"Uh, I guess." I looked at the menu, and from the look of it, not a single ounce of my protein anywhere! I had to pick something or else I'd look like a total douche. But I guess the expression on my face was tipping of the cashier.

"Hey! You two, what do you want? Man, this sucks being a cashier, why couldn't I stay in the kitchen." It was some middle aged man with a beard, obviously Canadian. He seemed impatient at us. Wouldn't blame him and-

"Uh, earth to Aki? What are you getting? Come on, he doesn't have all day. I mean, even Junpei has ordered something." I looked at Junpei, who was grinning at me cause he actually found something he liked.

"You know what, I'll pass. I'm not that hungry." I really was, but I think I saw a vending machine a few blocks down from here. I'm going to make whoever owns that thing a happy camper if I can get my hands on a few dozen candy bars.

"And just a plain salad for Aki, no dressing. Thanks a lot!" Wait, did Minako just order something for me. He/she was smiling at me, and all of that innocence in that cute face of his was really hard to muster up enough anger to punch it. Cute? Wtf Aki?

"That's gonna be 15 dollars, who's paying?" The cashier looked at me, since I was the oldest and probably the most responsible of the group. Now I'm paying for food I don't wanna even eat? Ain't this a craptastic dinner.

"Come Akihiko sempai, me and Minako are broke. I bet you have money anyway.' I pulled out a few bills from my wallet, thankfully I converted my yen into Canadian dollars. He mumbled something about foreigners being stupid and gave Minako an order number. I took us a table seat neat the doors, so I can go outside and gag if I hate the food, which I probably will.

"Ugh, why couldn't I just go to a vending machine?" Looks like Junpei had the same idea as me. He was slumping in his chair, probably from starvation, and I wouldn't blame him. But he did have the same idea as me. Minako was just humming to some tune on her clip on head phones.

And we had no food for at least 15 minutes. Ugh, this sucks. Why couldn't we go to a normal fast food chain and just be done with it? Some African chick brought over our food. It looks like Minako had bought some granola shit and me and Junpei had the same thing.

"Well guys, eat up!" Yeah, easy for you Minako.

I took a bite from it, and what the -! It was like eating out of a lawn mower, only with the good bits of crap taken right out, so it was actually even worse. Junpei spit his right out, which made me feel a little better of myself.

Suffer with me brother, we're in this together.

Normal Junpei POV; Thursday, Afternoon

Dear God, what is this? I would have said in a badass movie macho man tone, because this DISGRACE of food was in front of my lap, and I was in a public place. Well I would normally like to consider myself as a healthy person, I mean I do like what? 5 push-ups a day. So I didn't need this torture treatment right? Well nope cause life sucks!

I mean, not even some dressing or a piece of chicken? Man, this was getting hardcore.

"Junpei what's wrong? It looks like you just ate something out of… a lawn mower!" No duh I just did. I'm gonna need a few recarms to get through this.

Battle!

Junpei Iori Lv. 75

Vs.

SALAD Lv. 99

Okay, let's go! I took a big forkful of it and stuffed it in my mouth and swallowed it pretty quickly. Take that! But then it came back upon my taste buds. It's vegetarian goodness was horrible to taste.

Salad uses,' No Meat'. Poor dieters are weak to this move! It is super effective!

Ok, well let's see about that! Luckily, Minako got us some water bottles, and I down about half of it to kill the taste.

'Water Bottle' is super effective in healing Junpei, but reduces Courage points for showing he is a wuss.

I took another bite and it had the same effect on me, so I took the other half of the water bottle with me. But I looked down at my plate and saw that I still had at least ¾ of a way to go. And I was out of water already. It's like being in a dungeon without any revives. But with our leader out of command, there was a lot more at stake.

STEAK!

I had been able to go through at least half my salad, but it was just too much. No true man should be made to suffer through this, this, insanity. But Minako didn't seem to mind. Then my sempai, awesome as he already is, became a saving grace as he got out of his chair, rushed toward the door and sprinted toward a nearby McDonald's. I did just the same. I'm not even sure that my legs registered tiredness when I caught up to him. Just for the food my body was in an overdrive state!

Alter Minako POV; Thursday, Afternoon

Those two are funny; I should make a note to the Misturu in this world that those two should become vegetarian for a few days. I wonder if those guys back in my world are so anti-healthy. Oh well, I'll just have to try and see. The cashier that had taken our order was probably on break, because he took up Junpei's seat. He was watching the two in the other side of the street, wolfing down tons of fast food that was probably going to give them indigestion for a lifetime. 120 chicken nuggets, man slow down!

"Those two are going to be sick for weeks." He seemed amused that those two were eating enough food to feed a small army.

"Yeah, but grey-haired senior works out a lot, so it won't affect him; on the other hand, Baseball cap lazy-ass is going to gain sooooo much wait." Junpei's gonna need a personal trainer after this one. I mean, how does the kid not get fat? I always work out and diet and we both look about the same size. No fair!

"Heh, but I don't see you guys are around here. What's your business?" I explained to him about our class having a school trip here, even though there was no apparent reason and our teach wanted to travel foreign for once.

"Funny, it's sounds like a better way to spend a trip than when I remember being in high school. Hey look, Baseball Cap is puking on the curb." And he was right, Junpei was hurling a tornado of barf on the sidewalk, with Akihiko joining him in the fest. People were staring at him and were also taking a few pictures.

Maybe I should ask for one to save when I go back.

"I think I should see if they are okay, right?" I was a little concerned since Junpei fell backward, with drool coming out of his mouth. Eww that's nasty. Akihiko picked him up and dragged him back to The Happy Avocado. He looked like his guts had imploded and his face was pale.

"Dear god, it's like I had received a bomb in my stomach…" He fell down with his partner in food.

"I think I should call Mitsuru to get these two, I don't think I could carry them to the hotel." But my cashier friend walked over to the counter who seemed to be the manager. After a few minutes, he brought over his car.

"Come on, I'll take you over to the hotel. But only because these two are really comical." I grinned, and pulled the two into the backseats of the car. Thankfully, the hotel wasn't too far from The Happy Avacado, and in minutes we were there. I called for Fuuka to come out of the hotel, which by the way looked like a super duper 5 star, and help with the two idiots, who were groaning and moaning from indigestion.

"What happened to these two?" She had probably never seen these two in a state like this out of battle.

"Oh, they tried to eat healthy food for once and then went on a McDonald binge." That should sum it up. We dragged them into the lobby where we lay them in a couch. I went outside to thank my new friend.

"Thank you so much! I didn't want them to drag them all the way here. I hope we weren't too much trouble. I even bowed to him in respect to show my gratitude. He just smiled as he started back the car.

"Nah, it was nothing. By the way, what's your name?"

"Oh, it's Minako Arisato. What's yours?" It's totally rude not to ask.

"Mine. Oh, I'm Wallace Wells." And he drove off into the sunset. Canada was such a cool Place.

Suck on that, UTAH! Jk, I don't even know why I said that. Oh well, that cameo was much, much, smaller than last time. So how did you like that? I'm sorry for not updating so frequently, my life has been a mess. But that's high school, right?