On the roll again, the crazy people are here to troll Minato and Aigis once again, so come on down to this fic again! Yeah, that was a stupid intro, but whatever, because Minato and Aigis are back in Action! So those two chapters back there may have messed up the whole one chapter per reality rule, but in a humor almost parody, there are no rules! Except for the crossover one…

Enjoy…

Normal Minato POV; Thursday, Midday

"Man first class rocks! Does anyone here know if they have Wi-Fi? Cause my gaming laptop is itching to be used. Ken's too!" Ugh, why does he have to be so loud? I mean, come on, you've asked that question for at least half the flight. And from Japan to Canada at least takes half a day.

At least the drinks here were decent enough to make me get lost in my thoughts. Yeah that's right, I indulged myself into a few western habits like underage drinking. The people in my flight were that annoying. Thankfully, an innocent flight attendant and a few hundred Canadian dollars helped swing my side into favor.

Though all of that rum and whiskey was killing my throat and I could barely even think clearly. Wait, what was I even thinking of right now?

"Minato, you okay? It seems like you digested to much alcohol. Wtf man?" Aki asked me from the seat in front of me leaning over the chair, but not taking one second of time off of his DS. Man I wish this whole ordeal was over and get on with my real life.

"Mhh, whatever Aki, leve me aline." That was the most I could get out of my slurred speech. I felt like I was going to puke, luckily Aigis, thank God I wasn't alone, was right beside me, comforting me. It was so nice having a hot, loving, android companion with me.

Hot, don't get me wrong, I would never take advantage of her like that. I'm not some cruel perv. But seeing a robotic teenage girl in lingerie would be tempting.

"Don't blame me, blame Jack Daniel and his drunken crew." I muttered, not even realizing I was speaking my thoughts out loud. Aigis nudged at me to be quiet and I guess I did shut up. Because the next thing I remember was her carrying me down from the plane.

I bet it was weird seeing a petite girl carrying someone even bigger than her on her back. At least I didn't throw up on the runway. That part Canada should be proud of. We got decency. Eh, I think I just might…

Bleh!

Normal Aigis POV; Thursday, Evening

"So Aigis, do you want to go on a date?" Yukari had asked me aroud half an hour ago.

Now, running from the cops at the present is making me regret my decision. However, I may have to rewind the events of the past to give you a good detail of my days since.

Normal Aigis POV; Thursday, Afternoon (Flashback)

"So Aigis, do you want to go on a date?" That was what Yukair had asked me as she walked into my room. Everyone in SEES had acquired a room for themselves, because Minato was so rich from what he called 'Dungeon Farming'. However I had left my door unlocked because more or less no intruder could harm me. So I will admit that I was taken by surprise when Yukari had hugged me from the behind.

"Yukari! You know you shouldn't sneak up on me. Y-you scared me you know…" I moved my body so I could be facing her, but she moved hers so we fell on the king-sized bed. She was smiling at me as she picked us both back up.

"Come on, let's go Aigis, you really don't need to unpack. Or maybe we should buy some stuff and just enjoy a nice evening here." I probably should just stay here anyway.

"Um, I think I'll take up the offer of us buying items and staying in my room. No need to get lost in the unknown." Yukari's eyes lost a little of luster, she probably wanted to go out and explore Canada anyway. But I'll be setting the guidelines.

"Fine, but get ready, cause in five minutes I'll be out of my room!" She ran out of my room and sharply turning to hers, which was right down the hallway where the females were staying. I got on a black jacket similar to Akihiko's and some dark blue jeans. Most of my clothes were male, to no one's surprise since in my normal reality; I am seen as a girl. I had gone out of my room and took an elevator down to the breathtakingly large lobby. Yukari was waiting for me in her light red dress/coat I'm not what. We walked out of the doors arms locked and looking optimistic.

We walked around the main shopping district, did some clothes shopping where she bought me a blazer, and got a bite to eat at a vegan place called The Happy Avacado. What a strange name. Finally, we were going to rent a movie before returning to my room to watch. I did have to admit, I was having a really good time. Just the two of us made me feel more human, almost like when I am near Minato. But one fatal mistake took the day for the worse.

"Aigis, is that your rocket launcher on your arm?" I had forgotten to notice that I had Albreo, with rocket bullets, still attached. I guess that it really worked well as a disguised weapon. Man, I hope nothing goes, wait what is she doing? She's uh-

"Yukari, don't touch that!" I yelled at her, but it was too late. She had found the manual trigger on my hand, and all of my rockets from my fingers went haywire. They made a loud screeching sound as they flew into a nearby store, blowing out the window wall. Glass and debris went everywhere as bystanders ran away from the sight, while some were looking at us, wondering how we caused all of this. But if there was one person who did stand out of the crowd, it was the employee that worked at the store. And from the whispers of the seers, it seemed really bad.

"Hey, didn't that hit the video store. Man isn't Pine going to be mad at those two teenagers."

"They better star running, or else she'll crush them with her mallot."

"Or else, I'm mean they are both girls, and…" This didn't sound really good for us. A young brunette in her young twenties with brown eyes and freckles walked out of the debris, looking pretty pissed off at us. Her work uniform was all burnt and dirty and she was staring at us with a burning intensity. Another person came out of the store, probably her manage.

"Hey, don't sweat it. I already called the cops and they-" She got cut off by the other young woman.

"Shut your trap Hollie, I'm pissed off already today and this just made it." She then pulled out what came from a super small purse a mallet. A large mallet and my sensors were not dysfunctional.

"Aigis, we better run." Yukari was pulling me as she was moving backwards. I fought many shadow, even death, though I do realize I still lost. No human that is now even a persona user could match my power outside of the Dark Hour. What's the worst she could do? She then threw the mallet, going right through a lamppost and smashing a 20ft tree in the middle of a park. 250m away!

Worst of all, she pulled out a second one. Is this what human experiences as fear?

"R-RUN!" I picked up Yukari bridal style and my leg gears almost fell apart at the speed I was going.

Normal Minato POV; Thursday, Evening

Where am I? Who am I? Do I have a di-? Never mind, but UGH my throat and face is burning! I stumbled out of my apparently big bed in I guess was my hotel room. Kudos to Aigis for doing that for me, I'll have to remember to thank her later. I stumbled and crawled my way toward to the bathroom, where my first appointment was the toilet.

I haven't so much green and yellow in my life.

Next stop was the sink, where I just let the water run down into my mouth. Nothing has ever gone into my mouth that has made me feel so good. Okay that was weird but I don't give a hoot. Also as I may have guessed, my visit to the great white round one wasn't enough, and now his unfortunate brother, sink, was going to get it to. Thank God at least I had the decency to clean it up.

This all happened before I even realized that I wasn't even clothed. I grabbed a bath robe before flopping down on the bed. I didn't feel like doing anything, so I just flipped on the TV to see what was on. Most of the shows talked too fast and were in English, making my hangover even less bearable. But when I flipped onto the daily news, something caught my eye, so I stayed there.

The reporter, thank God she talked at a normal pace, was explaining that a so called 'terrorist attack' was performed right outside a normal store, and the cops were also in hot pursuit. She was interviewing the manager.

"How would you explain the events of what had happened today?" She asked.

"Well I heard a large crash go right through the window and scattered all of our movies and shelves all over the place. I guess it looked like it came from this blond girl's fingers. Wait how the hell is that even possible? Whatever, and then my coworker started to chase after them and- wait that reminds me, Kim, get your ass back over here and-"I turned off the TV. Finger rockets? Don't tell me that… Then I heard my cell phone go off. Aigis had left it right beside the bed stand.

"Minato, we're in some trouble. Can you help me out?" Aigis was using her cute voice, or else I would have never gotten some clothes on, or even brush my teeth.

Hangovers are hangovers Minato, that's why you should be drinking in the first place. But hey, who's going to relieve his stress? His persona?