"It's a vampire." I said, pushing missing persons documents towards Sam.
"How would you know?" He asked, taking them from me to look over. I pawed through some more papers and clawed a few more out.
"Look at this, they have the same body build, hair color, pretty much same age, and these one's has the same M.O." I read through the death records of a few girls and pulled back in disgust. "I can't believe they would do this to young girls."
Sam read over the papers I was doing the same too and made a gag face. "I can't believe you could stomach reading something that graphic."
I gave him a weird stare. "Erm, I had a family member who worked for the FBI, one for the CIA, and one for the LAPD, you get used to these thing Sam." I said. I felt his hand stroke my back and I purred, lying on the papers. I heard Sam chuckle and his hand moved to behind my ear. I let out a huge sigh. "So good."
We both heard the door open and I was first to see who it was. "Dean!" I yelled, jumping onto his shoulder. i purred and rubbed my face up against his. "Where were you?" I asked, sniffing as an after thought. I started coughing and then sneezed. "You really needd to wash that thing."
Dean grabbed me by the back of my neck and put me on the bed. "Yeah yeah, I'll get right on that." He stepped into the kitchen and started unpacking the food, placing the little cookies he got on the floor for me. I screamed and run to them, taking huge bites.
"Eww go oda, ight?" I asked mouth full. Sam was smirking at the computer and Dean was giving me and crazy look.
"Yeah, but you can't have any, it's bad for a kitten's stomach." He said as he put my mountain Dew in the fridge. i stared at it the entire time.
"If that's something i have to give up, I'm getting myself run over, use up one life, just to kick that stupid witch's ass." I mumbled, taking another bite.
"I figured you'd do something like that, so I got you this." Sam stated as he reached into his computer bag. He pulled out a blue cat collar, there were little skulls on it. My eyes widened.
"Dude, even if I get humanized, I'm still gonna wear that!" I yelled, jumping onto the table. I padded towards Sam and looked at him expectantly. "I'm waiting! You got a matching leash right?" I asked. Sam nodded. My head snapped towards Dean. "you get to take me for a walk."
Dean gave me a look before lying down on the bed. After Sam put on my bling I hopped ont the bed. "Are you gonna ignore me?" I asked him, getting into his face. he opened his hazel eyes and blinked.
"Yes, at least until I get a nap." He said.
i blinked and then curled up into a ball.
"Sam!" I whispered. He turned to face me. "I'm bored!" I said, getting up and walking to Sam. He picked me up and held me.
"What am I supposed to do about it?" He asked. I gave him a kitten smile.
"Take me to Petco?" I asked hopefully.
Sam gave me a look. "Why do you want to go there?"
"I never got to go as a human." I mutter. I hear him sigh before he stands up.
"Fine." He said. I grin.
"We be going to Petco!"
"I am never going out with you again." Sam said as we entered the hotel room.
"Why not?"
"why not!? Try because you had to sniff everything, you hounded the fish, going as much as trying to climb the tanks to catch one! You harassed the mice, the gerbils, the rats, the guinea pigs, you tried chomping ona man's poodle, and you got stuck in a cage with a snake." Sam said, scolding me.
"I'm sorry, my human side kinda vanished and my instincts took over." I said pouting.
"Was it really that bad?" Dean asked, stepping into the room.
"It got worse: She tried to look up a few of the customers' skirts, flirting with another cat, she got off her leash and then tried getting a ride on a German Shepard's back, and tried flirting with the cashier. Who it turns out, was a Tranny." I was giggling.
"Well now, Dean, here's what really happened: Yes I did most of those thing but the German Shepard was willing ot give me a ride, the goldfish were just for amusement, the poodle's are the scum of the earth, and I was trying to get Sam a one nighter." I finished.
They both stared at me. "Yes, I know I'm insane." I said, i jumped out of Sam's hand and landed on the bed. "Now I'm tired, leave me alone."
