Well looks like we got a crime scene of international proportions. And Minato is going to save his friends… with a hangover. And we have two sort of innocent teenage girl culprits running from the Mounties and worst of all… Kim. Eh, but since they are main characters, they'll pull through. But at what cost? Their dignity? Their money? Their lives? Their… pants? Read on my reader friends. Read on.

Enjoy

Normal Aigis POV; Thursday, Evening

I have felt no fear, of any kind, until now at this moment. And all of this caused by humans. If I had any real siblings, I would be laughed at by my fear. However,

"The woman known as Kim Pine will go down as an exception." I whispered under my breath. Me and Yuakri were hiding in a dark alleyway. The cops were still looking for us, with the obvious blazing sirens and foot police. But those were not my concerns. It was the brunette who could throw a hundred pound weapon nearly across a park with pinpoint accuracy. And was still chasing us.

"Aigis, are we going to be okay?" Yukari whispered to me. She was clutching my right arm behind me. She was scared because she could not use her persona, or at least without her evoker, and Kim Pine was not to be messed with. Her usually chirpy demeanor was gone. Well no shit since we were being hunted and it's been hours with no end in sight.

"Don't worry Yukari, I just called Minato, he'll help us." But to what extent? I mean, normal humans, especially those who are not of royalty or adults have little sway against the authorities. Then again, this is Minato Arisato we are talking about.

He survived an execution, so there wasn't any limit to his abilities.

"Well, w-what did he say?" Before I could tell her that he had hung up on me, I heard footsteps, and accompanying them were the last person I wanted to see right now.

Kim Pine. Her boots were splashing through the alleyway as it started to rain. Her mallet was in her hand, being dragged on the ground. A rumbling sound could be heard as she lifted it right back up; she apparently was cursing to herself. A sharp ringing could be heard, and apparently it was her cellphone.

"What!?" She snapped to the other person on the line. "Ugh, you really need me to move your stuff? It's like one freaking box Pilgrim. Fine, just don't bawl your eyes out." A quick snap of the phone and she slowly headed into the other direction.

"Man was that close." Shoot, Yukari had said that out loud, because our pursuer spun around to find me and Yukari trying to walk away.

"Got ya." She sprinted toward me with her weapon in the air. She swung forward as I grabbed the block end and threw it in the air, taking her with it. God, that thing must have been heavier than Shinji's weapon.

"You're not getting away!" We ran through the alley, her close behind us. I pulled out my rocket punch and went for a quick jab to the face. But she ducked and kicked me in the groin with enough force to stumble back into Yukari, tripping her as we both fell down. The tap of her boots were loud as it poured down on us.

"Finished already, wow, this sucks. But… you two seem like okay people, so I'm going to let you two go. Just once…" She started to walk away, her weapon dragging into the ground.

"You're n-not gonna kill us?" I asked her, the fear still fading from my mouth. She didn't stop walking to explain,

"Nah, besides the cops are still looking for you. Anyway, I have work tomorrow." Soon she was gone. I picked up Yukari, who had passed out, and carried her to a nearby bus stop. Thankfully, I had uploaded the bus routes and schedules. After ten minutes of waiting, instead of finding a bus driving up, Minato called me.

"Aigis, are you okay? I borrowed a car from… someone, and I'm looking for you. Where are you?" He sounded really worried. "Are you guys hurt?" I could hear the bus coming down from the street.

"Minato, I think I'm just going to take a bus to the hotel. See you there and please don't worry anymore." This night has been going on long enough.

Normal Minato POV; Thursday, Evening

"Are you serious?!" I yelled in my new Ferrari. Yeah, that's right, a freaking FERRARI. I wasn't mad because I need to pick the two up, no I am really glad that the two were safe. It was because what I had to do to get this car. And the P99 pistol in the glove box and I in my briefs weren't helping me feel better.

Normal Minato POV; Thursday, Earlier that evening

"Ok ok, got to think, how am I even going to get to them?" I wondered as I sat in the lobby. A bus would take too long, and calling a cab would be too suspicious. Maybe I should steal a car. Or buy one. In Canadian dollars, I'm a millionaire so that wouldn't' be a problem. And car dealers go up late. But who would sell a care to a high school student?

1-800 Sleazy!

"Hey kid, what are you doing here? This is a private 'fancy' dealership, if you get my drift." A large Mexican man stood in front of a metal door. I knew this place since two punks were talking about it in the lobby. Now he was threatening me. Joy.

"Look, I need a car now. I don't care since… I'm loaded." He just stuck his finger at my forehead.

"Rich kid, beat it." Well, I had a plan two up my sleeve. I pulled out my evoker and summoned Thanatos. Who knew we could summon them in real life.

"What the hell is that?" He pulled out a pistol and fired a shot at my Persona, making me flinch. I could have easily torn him to shreds but I did the next best thing. I used my Persona to dump him into a nearby trash can.

Man life is hilarious. I opened the door and walked into a large white room, filled with some of the most expensive cars I have ever seen. But then I saw my soul car. A classic red Ferrari, brand new, probably never been used. An Old Russian man with a beard approached me, his silent footsteps not even heard. I think we were the only two people inside.

"I see you have gotten past bodyguard." His accent was thick and heavy, hard to make out. "What do you want boy? Good money for good car, or get the hell out." I pulled out around 200,000 dollars from my pocket. He nodded in agreement when he took the huge stack and ran his wrinkly old fingers on it.

"Now give me your pants. I'm not rapist, but so no fingerprints." Ok now I was freaked out. But I'll do anything for Aigis. For alter Yuakri, this was really pushing it.

10 awkward minutes later.

"Come again friend! Very interesting!" He yelled out as I drove away, going 75 miles per hour, hoping to get this ugly night out of my head.

Soon I thought, I should call Aigis again. What if the cops had caught up to her? I pulled out my cell phone from my briefs and dialed her number while driving one handed.

"Aigis, are you okay? I borrowed a car from… someone and I'm looking for you. Where are you?" Please be okay please be okay.

"Minato, I think I'm just going to take a bus back to the hotel. See you there and please don't worry anymore."

And back to current time…

Normal Minato POV; Thursday, Late Night

"This night cannot possibly get any more worse." I told myself as I banged on the horn of my new car. I guess fate was going to prove me wrong when the sirens of local police and the sight of half a dozen patrol cars were bringing up the rear. I guess speeding in the middle of a night was considered a crime.

"Give yourself up whoever you are!" One of the officers shouted on a megaphone from the leading patrol. "We know you bought that car from an illegal dealership! And that you are in possession of a firearm!" I just stomped on the gas pedal even harder and the chase was on. Every twist and turn I took they did as well, and I checked the car and I was running out of gas.

But an idea flickered in my head. Or at least my Persona did.

"Trumpeter!" My persona was summoned on the roof of my car and at least two of the patrol vehicles stopped in fear. The other four kept on chasing me.

"Bufudyne!" A huge block of ice appeared in the road and while I easily drove around it, one of the cars smashed right into it.

"Change!" I summoned Michael then.

"Diarahan!" No dead coppers on my watch. I wasn't heartless. But now, the remaining three were firing rounds into my beautiful chariot. Chariot?

"Nata Taishi!" Thank you Kaz.

"Swift strike!" My persona then proceeded to smash the cars quickly losing sight of my pursuers as I made my way back to the hotel, still not noticing the gun in the glove box. After around half an hour of driving and evading the police, my battered car drove up into the parking lot. I also noticed a bus pull up by the stop and saw two figures approach me as I got out of my car. The door fell of when I shut it closed.

"Minato, what happened here?" Yukari asked me, but I just put my hand over her mouth.

"I don't wanna talk about it…" I was too tired to say anymore, since I probably fell asleep inside the elevator. Or something like that.

Sorry for the long update wait. Team Fortress 2 is the culprit.