What is this sorcery? Drake Calest isn't being lazy AND Kingdom Hearts 3 has been announced as well? Now just shoot me and-whoa there buddy no! NOOOOOOOO! *Bam Bam*
…Enjoy…
DrakeCalest: MEDIC!
Normal Junpei POV; Saturday, Evening
"Now it wasn't that bad. Just be glad that we didn't get arrested from almost killing her." I was comforting Mira outside the shopping center after a massive brawl took place on stage between Envy Adams and I guess an ex band mate. She had been brought into the mix, well under her own will because she never got to sing in front of the crowd, who was cheering on three chicks beat each other up.
"Junpei, this sucks." She said with a huff. And being the tough girl she was it was only natural for her to-cry? I haven't seen her cry over something I thought would be so little. Then againg we never got to try. Wait, does that mean I am an insensitive douche?
"Yes." Said the shred of sophisticated person in my head.
"Who the hell are you?" I can't believe I am having an argument with a figment of my imagination.
"I am the more caring right side of your head and hear to smack some sense into you!"
Acquired a party member!...Sort of?
Smart Chibi-Junpei
Lv. 68 (Douches!)
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Smart-ass: 1000000000
Junpei-ness: 70
"Come on man you have to think of something to make up for this mess or else you are screwed!" Chibi-Junpei yelled on his shoulder. Junpei just sighed and said,
"I don't know, I mean every time we want to do something it is her initiating all of the stuff. It even makes me feel like the woman in the relationship." Chibi-me then floated up to my face and started to slap me, which is pretty funny because he is the size of a thumb.
"Man it's like you going into an angsty teen. Just like every other JRPG… Oka! Back to the point is get at it you dick or else I will haunt you with the biggest hell ever." I doubted that a small fairy could do much against me.
"What could you possibly do?"
"I am going to show you… THE CAT IN THE HAT!" No! The rumors of an unholy movie has now been fulfilled!
"Okay! Okay!" I accidently fell into Mira an she softly pushed me off by standing up and leaving me on the curb. "Sorry…" She helped me back up. Ok then, here is my chance to make things right.
Even though it wasn't my fault for anything.
"Mira I have an idea on what we could do?" She then looked at me and adjusted her beanie.
"Well Junpei, what is it?"
"How about we start a massive party at the hotel? You know, we can only enjoy the moment as a persona user and it's not like they can arrest us." I guessed that Mitsuru would bail us out on our predicament, or leave us to rot I in mounty jail. "All I need to do is call up a few…" I pulled out my cell phone to start dialing numbers but she clasped my hand and shut it off.
"Got you covered." She pressed the send button on her phone and we heard a loud commotion coming from a couple of blocks which was the same place our…
"No way." I stared in disbelief as she took my hand and started to drag me toward the hotel, until the block was filled with cars and even more cars and we started to walk on them as we made ourselves closer and closer to the center. It was funny because some of the horns started to go off and we didn't care.
"Jesus… this seems like a way smaller turnout than I expected." What the hell was she talking about? Dozens and dozens of people were still coming in and drinks and people were everywhere. Music was blazing through the speakers and everyone was having a good time. Some were even coming up to her and thanking her for inviting so and so to let them come as well.
"All I did was press send to like ten people. Man, connections these days." Some random drunkie then handed both of us some drinks and went off to fall over the balcony. However the queen of cold and calculated would soon be on us in-
"Junpei! What the-the hell is this!?" Fuuka was hiding behind her as guys tried to hit it on with her and Mitsuru used a chair.
"This is a normal Saturday night. What do you expect?" We then turned to a bunch of young people stuffing staff members into a closet and locking the door.
"Okay that's it we are stopping this now?" We turned to a guy on a skateboard and threw what seemed to be bombs at us.
"Hit the deck!" I yelled and we all dropped down to the ground. Unfortunately people stepped on us. But when the bombs went off a weird green smoke went off from them… me and Mira covered our mouths and noses. However Mitsuru and Fuuka weren't so lucky.
"Pot heads, can't avoid them. Is everyone ok?" I was about to say yes when I saw the tint of red in Mitsuru's and Fuuka's eyes. Oh no, they got hit.
"Hmm I'm ok, actually better than ok. How bout you Fuuka?" She never addresses anyone by their first name bad sign.
"Ok Mitsuru screw that… is it me or do you actually look sexy?"
Dear god.
Normal Akihiko POV; Saturday, Evening
Me and Minako went to a small café that overlooked the Toronto Skyline it looked pretty gorgeous as the nighttime settled in. And as our drinks came over, as it was the only thing we ordered I felt pretty happy. No weird shit happening, no end of the world stuff or chases. Just having a drink and laugh with my girl before she leaves.
"And then I said 'this was by son of the mask right?'" I then told her that that was copyright and she could get sued for saying that.
"It's not like 'the man' is listening to everything I say, right?" I then called the waiter over for another drink as I responded,
"Well aren't I THE man Minako?" She laughed at my corny joke.
"Nope, I'm the man in this one uke." I stared down at my glass for being called such a degrading name to my pride. "But Aki, there has been something on my mind. Did you spike these drinks?" I sort of fell a little backwards into my seat as I came to my own realization. I did feel a little tipsy, and only out off two glasses, so it must be pretty strong. However, who would do this cause I didn't order alcohol nor could I have.
Outside the Restaurant
Roxas and Sora were grinning.
"That'll teach him for making Ukes made everywhere!"
Back to the Story
Ugh my head was now spinning and I had to put my head down on the table to groan.
"Augh… my face is spinning." Minako the rummaged my hair as she said,
"Come on, you can't be that much of a lightweight." I then fell out of my chair and Minako had to pick me up and set me on a wall to balance. "Ok never mind that I am helping you up right now mister." People I think stared at the small girl helping up on her shoulder as she paid our bill. I just looked down to avoid the dizzy lights that surrounded me. Eventually she had to call a taxi, even in the bad state she was in. Good news though, one of the friends we had made during our little endeavor here was lucky enough to spot two boozed teenagers on the street.
UN normal Minako POV; Saturday, Nighttime
"Wallace!" I waved at him as he stopped his car.
"Underage drinking… tisk tisk. Our generation sucks, come on I'll get you back were you need." I dumped Akihiko into the back seat and got into the front.
"Thanks a lot. But how did you know that we were um, you know drinking?" As he sped on my head started to hurt.
"Let's just say a certain friend loved to drink sometimes, and was underage too." Hmm but the car then the car stopped and I hit the dashboard with a thunk.
"What the hell was that?!" I yelled at him. I then saw that we couldn't get through due to all of the cars blocking the way.
"Hmm, do you want me to carry him?" So kind.
"Thanks." He hoisted Akihiko on his back and I helped him up onto one of the roofs of a car as we started to hop between car roof and car roof to get closer to the hotel. I then began to hear music and lots of shit.
Yes, I Minako Arisato can hear shit going down with my ears.
"Some party, normally it's pretty quiet here." Wallace said as we neared the entrance. Loads of people and insert beer, pot, and stupidity and you can get a general idea of what we were seeing. It was quite funny actually to see and if my boyfriend wasn't out I would gladly join them.
Because I am not a princess anyway.
"So… is it okay if I just drop him on a table or something or what?" Wallace had hoisted him on his back while he was shaking up a few martinis.
"How did you even when did you? Martini!" I would soon find out that he would be addressed as
"OMG it's the Martini Master!" A rabid group of fangirls and fan drunkies were swarming him, giving him stuff to do. He put Aki down on a couch and he looked at me with a sorry force.
"I got my hands tied!" He yelled as he was ushered away by his people. I quickly took another drink and sat by a passed out Akihiko and waited for colored smoke bombs.
Colored smoke bombs?
Normal Yukari POV; Saturday, Nighttime
Tied up in a closet along with Aigis, with only a small light bulb and our hands and feet cuffed and our mouths shut with duck tape.
Just like home.
Just kidding if I said that it would be racist. We had actually blew up a car when Aigis groped me and I slapped her hand which would send off a rocket towards aging member's car. And being even bigger idiots we tried to take on an entire clan of idiots, only to be taught that 50 vs 1 isn't that good of an odds.
"Hmm." I mumbled through the duck tape, but then luckily our saviors would come. Or it would turn out to be a high Mitsuru and Fuuka.
"Hey Mitsy, it's Yuka-tan and Ai-chan! And maybe they could help us with our little predicament." I didn't like the way she said that. Especially as the closed the door, making a small closet even smaller and their smell even str-
They were high. The two then fell on top of us and started to make out, and instead of trying to get them to stop like me, Aigis seemed to root them on, even pushing them through the cuffs.
I am so ashamed of her. Good thing things can't get any worse.
Then the door opened to a bunch of people with cellphones and cameras.
"Hey everone! It's a bunch of Asian chicks and two of them are making out!" Only a few people looked on, and the rest enjoyed themselves.
"And they're underage!" Well a people storm happened.
From the corner of my eye as I struggled to get out I could see Junpei.
JUNPEI!
Normal Junpei POV; Saturday, Nighttime
"Things went along pretty well, didn't they?" We watched from the rooftop since there was a glass ceiling.
"There is so much chaos going down there… it's all so much fun to watch." Ira besides me then kissed my cheek. "Thanks Junpei. And the night went on and on and on
And it shall. Now we are finally going back to normal Minato and Aigis!