Okay...I think I had WAY too much fun with this. My friend came up with idea and I couldn't get it our of my head for days. I edited parts of it so that it could be more of my work, but it still shows some of my friend and you'll see how. This entire one-shot is written in a more or less script format. Like it or not, but this was my favorite one to write so far.
Songs used/parodied: Birthday Cake- Rihanna ft. Chris Brown
She's a maniac- Michael Sembello
Milkshake- Kelis (this was a joy to parody)
The things in italics, those are the words that the main host is saying. The things in bold, those are the questions and transactions that happen throughout the clip.
Warning: Contains some memes and pop culture references.
Until You Showed Up
Hello everyone! Welcome to today's newest installment of Behind the Fire where one of our top notch reporters goes to the home of a villain and asks them what it's like to get their butts kicked. Today, we have The Kooplings' interview! ROLL THE CLIP, STEVE!
*The camera rolls and focuses on The Kooplings together in a room*
So, how is everyone?
Roy- Chill.
Iggy- Fine.
Ludwing- Vit is vokay.
Morton- AWESOME!
Larry- Good.
Wendy-*singing* It's not even my birthday, but he wanna lick the icing off.
Lemmy- *in Marry Poppins voice* PERFECTLY PERFECT!
What is it like to be the bad guys?
Iggy- Tiresome.
Roy- Meh.
Larry- A failure.
Morton- IT SUCKS!
Ludwing- Horrible.
Wendy- *still singing* It's been a long time; I've been missing your body. Ahh.
Lemmy- *looks at Wendy like she's crazy*
Is your dad still planning to kidnap the princess?
Morton- YOU BET YOUR BUNS!
Ludwing- I'm surrounded by ze idiots.
Wendy- I want that…*inhales* CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!
Lemmy- *mouths* what the…
Alright, I'm going to interview each of you individually and ask you some questions.
Iggy- Okay.
Roy- Cool.
Larry- Whatever.
Morton- YEAH!
Ludwing- Vokay.
Wendy- *STILL singing* Talk that talk, yeah I know I'm such a showoff.
Lemmy- *grabs Wendy's head phones and puts them on*
Wendy- *looks around* What? Where am I? What am I doing here?
Lemmy- *falls to the floor* AGHH! MY EARS! THEY BLEED! BLEED!
JUMP CUT
*with Morton*
What was it like the first time you fought Mario?
Morton-
Uh, well, it all started back that one time in World...whatever. I was guarding that castle like I normally do. I was having a great time. There was this little Bob-omb that came over to just say hi and we both had a cool chat about the grass. He said that it was easy to explode and blow up and everything and I was like "I agree. The dirt is easy to blow up."
Then, these two guys just came up to me and the green one asked if I know where the princess is. I said "Somewhere. What? Did you lose her like you lose your lunch?"
Then the red guy was all like "TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN PRINCESS IS! ROAR!"
Did Mario seriously sound like that?
Morton- Maybe he just sounded that way in my mind.
Anyway, he was all angry and he tried to kill me with fire, but I was too strong for that. I almost crushed him, but then he was all like "I'm over here! Nope, over here! Nope, over here! Wait, over here!"
I was getting ticked off. Then, he stomped me into my shell and since I have EXTREME muscles, it was hard to get out so I could him back. Everything was fine until he showed up.
JUMP CUT
*with Ludwing*
What is your job around the castle?
Ludwing- I just make ze music to ze battles vand I vork on my English. Actually, I vas vorking on my English ven Martin or Mario or vatever was asking for ze princess. I said vat I didn't know where she vas. I seriously didn't know where she vas. I swear! He didn't believe me vand slammed me into ze ground! Jerk.
But he has his reasons…
Ludwing- I DON'T CAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEE!
Well, gosh.
JUMP CUT
*with Iggy and Larry*
Well you two teamed up before once, right?
Iggy- Did we?
Larry- Whatever.
I heard that you tried to once.
Larry- OH, that one time we tried to team up.
Well, tell us about it.
Iggy- So, we were getting the cage…
Larry- WAIT! I have a flashback!
Iggy- Roll it, brother!
*FLASHBACK TRANSISTION*
Iggy- Alright, I have the cage ready and everything. Dad has the princess, right?
Larry- No, he's kidnapping her tomorrow.
Iggy- THEN WHY ARE WE HERE?
Larry- I wanted to team up and plan a beginning attack. Dad fails at everything else.
Iggy- Oh. Good idea.
Larry- Yeah, I know. Let's get the cage and get out of here. *turns around and bumps into Mario*
Mario and Larry- Sorry…IT'S YOU!
Iggy- *poker face*
Mario- What are you doing?
Larry- The real question is: What are YOU doing?
Iggy- OH SNAP! DISSED!
Mario- I was looking for Luigi.
Larry- What the heck is he going to be doing out here?
Iggy- Yeah!
Mario- *shrugs* Daisy told him to met her around here.
Iggy- So you're a stalker!
Mario- No!
Larry- Getting all up in people's business, huh?
Mario- NO!
Iggy- He's probably trying to stop their little leisure activities.
Larry- Can't a man get some space?!
Mario- *face palm*
Iggy- OR MAYBE HE WANTS HER FOR HIMSELF!
Larry- *gasps* YOU PLAYER!
Iggy- HOW COULD YOU?!
Larry- THINK ABOUT THE PRINCESS!
Iggy- *pretends to cry on Mario's shoulder* SHE LOVED YOU!
Larry- LOVED YOU!
Iggy- SHE TRUSTED YOU!
Larry- *pulls Mario by the shirt* TRUST!
Iggy- SHE CARED ABOUT YOU!
Larry- PREACH IT, BROTHER!
Mario- *pushes them away* Okay, let's just pretend that this never happened.
Iggy and Larry- *shrugs* Meh, okay.
Mario- What's with the cage?
*Iggy and Larry turn around*
Iggy- Entertainment…?
Larry- SHEESH! You sure are nosey!
Mario- Forget it. *begins to walk away*
Iggy- *flips over rock, Luigi is tied up in a man-made hole and he's squirming around* BWAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* I need to work on that.
Larry- We should have tied Mario up too.
Iggy- His brother will do.
*they turn around and Mario punches them both into the hole*
Mario- Pssh, leisure activities. *picks Luigi up and sets him out of the hole* I knew they were lying.
Luigi- Well, t-they lied about h-half of it.
Mario- *poker face*
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
Wow…Just…Wow.
Iggy- Yeah.
Larry- Everything was going so well until that plumber came along.
JUMP CUT
*with Wendy*
Well then, let's hear your story.
Wendy- Ugh. Okay. I have a flashback too, so just give me a minute. KAMEK! GET YOUR TAIL OVER HERE!
Kamek- *sprinkles magic dust over the two*
*FLASHBACK TRANSITION*
Wendy- *with a music player* She's a maniac, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR! And she's dancing like she's never danced before!
*she runs over to a chair and pulls a lever that makes the pipe above her dunk water on her but it doesn't work*
Wendy- NO! I worked so hard on this performance! KAMEK!
Kamek- What?
Wendy- I need a servant to fix this pipe. Now.
Kamek- *sighs*
LATER…
Mario- This is a huge castle.
*Wendy is dancing in the corner*
Wendy- My shroom shake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'I have a Pure Heart, damn right, it's better than yours. I could give you, but I have to charge.' I know you want it…the thing that heals me. What the guys go crayzee for. They lose their minds, the way I find. *whispers and gives a seducing side glare* I think it's time.
La la la la la, drink it up. La la la la la, Count Bleck is waiting. La la la la la, drink it up. La la la la la, Mimi is waiting. My shroom shake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'I have a Pure Heart, damn right, it's better than yours. I could give you, but I have to charge.' Oh, once you get involved, everyone will cheer this way so you must maintain your health, same time maintain your halo. Just get the perfect stance, thrust the power within, then next his eyes are squint, and then he's lost the bet.
La la la la la, drink it up. La la la la la, Mr. L is waiting. La la la la la, drink it up. La la la la la, Diemento is waiting.
Mario- *cough*
Wendy- *turns around sharply* HOW DARE YOU SNEAK UP ON ME!
Mario- Can we just fight?
Wendy- NO! I am simply MORTIFIED that YOU would walk up on me like that! *walks closer to him* Tell me, *grabs his shirt* what is my best feature?
Mario- Okay, I'm done here. *flicks her away*
Wendy- FINE! I'll just…*notices that Mario is a plumber* WAIT! I NEED YOU!
Mario- No you don't. *walks away*
Wendy- NO! DARLING, PLEASE! *puts back of hand on forehead in dramatic position* Don't leave me here! I was born to be a star! I want to live in Sunshine Hills, where all the stars live!
Mario- You'll survive. *walks into another room and grabs key to Bowser's room*
Wendy- Jerk.
*FLASHBACK TRANISION*
You guys scare me…
Wendy- It's in the blood. *smiles*
JUMP CUT
*with Lemmy*
We're almost done here. Just, tell me your experience and I can go.
Lemmy- My story? Well, it all started a while back when dad had set me by one of the final castles.
It was a nice day and I was just reading a book…upside down. It's much more funny to read Three Little Koopas backwards and upside down. Anyway, I saw this guy. He was wearing red and I remembered my dad told me something about guys who wear red. *leans in closer to camera* They're all insane. Bonkers. Mad with power.
So, I decided to have a little fun with this guy. I took my wand and made these little bouncy balls appear. I was still upside down, mind you, so I kept hitting the ground every time I tried to throw a ball. He thought I was pretty messed up in the head.
"Are you okay?" He asked.
It was funny to see my enemy actually care about me. "Do you like pie?" I asked.
He thought it was a weird question, so he asked why did I need to know.
I hit him with a pie.
Totally worth it.
He was enraged at that moment and practically stomped me back into my shell. He left to get the key to Bowser's door. Little did he know that I set up a bucket filled with water on the door frame. I heard him yell and I had myself a laugh.
Now that was totally worth it.
See? I had WAY too much fun with that one. But, I loved writing it. I came up with the parody all by myself and I know that part of the song is missing. I couldn't come up with anything for that part. I hope you liked reading this part even though it's WAY too...everywhere, but maybe you like everywhere.
TO: Alpha Darkness-
Thanks for reading and I hope you liked this chapter! I wasn't too serious with this one, but one-shots are meant to be everywhere, I guess.
TO: Readers-
Thanks for reading! Leave a review with an idea for a one-shot and it will get posted when I get an idea for it. Give me a character name (or a couple), give me a small plot, and I fill in the gaps.
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