Hi guys this is Persona x Finest and JK! I am really excited to see how our blue haired bipolar and emo Minato and his sidekick, the lovely; not in a fetish way Aigis! Let's continue our adventures and see if our heroes, if you can even call them that- can make it home!

Enjoy.

Normal Minato POV; Saturday, Morning

A beanie on my face and an almost naked girl by my side, hmm just the average morning in the life of Minato Arisato mind you. Because clubbing makes you sweaty and tired.

And being tired makes you want to go to bed before anything else.

Like a shower.

And here we are.

She had taken off her blouse and skirt and placed them, surprisingly neatly at the bottom half of the bed. And since two people could make a lot of heat, not that heat pervs! Where was I, oh yeah we didn't have a blanket.

That too was neatly folded at the bottom of the bed, which made me wonder if she was a neat freak?

"Gmorning Minato." She got up and stretched, giving me a full view of her backside. And unlike Yukari's, and yes I have seen it you unlucky sadists. Hers was smooth and tanned while Mira's was rough and light, probably because of all the scars she has.

To keep this rated T, we are going to skip this part.

I and she took a shower together and quickly got dressed to get ready for our day.She then tugged at me shirt just before we were about to go and get some food.

"Something is missing Minato." Normally I would just keep walking and have her tell me. But it seemed important cause she had the nonexistent balls to trip me.

"Ok ok, what is missing?"

"My cellphone. It's very, very important." Well, time to get into.

DETECTIVE MODE!

And I was able to spawn a Sherlock Holmes Cap and Pipe out of thin air, just like my weapons. And the buttload of crap that was stored in my pocket like health kits and mana replinishers and stuff that can defy biology and physics.

I mean every teenager in Japan can do that.

"Where did you… whatever." She rang up the elevator and it slowly got up.

"One question though?" We both got in as I pressed for the lobby.

"Does this mean I am going to become Watson." Man where is Stupei, Ace Defective and King of the cockblockers when you actually need him.

"Wait there my friends!" A hand then stopped the door before closing. I was about to yell at the guy, but then I saw the-

Cracked Monocle, oh snap.

"I heard about your friend's predicament, and I want to help." That's so nice, but being the demi-god I am, I normally refuse help cause I don't need it.

Because I am the OG of this fanfiction and I can do whatever I want. I mentally snapped my fingers into a z.

"Minato, are you feeling up to the job?" Mira asked me. "I mean I am used to doing things by myself." I chuckled to myself as we walked through the lobby.

"It's fine Mira, I mean what could possibly go wrong?"

Dear god am I going to regret those words.

A couple of hours later…

"Oh joy, we're about to die right now!" Me, Junpei and Mira tied up in a wagon about to be pushed down a big hill into a brick wall is pretty friggin sweet! I would do a flashback to tell you guys how we got here, but I am going to give you

Ten steps to get captured and killed!

Step 1: "Are you sure about this? I mean sneaking into this establishment during the daytime could get us caught." Junpei asked as I kicked open a vent shaft. "Not to mention illegal."

"Oh shut up."

Step 2: "Are you seriously stealing all of that?"

"Hey! A couple of bottles won't be missed. Besides he tried to hit on me and these drinks are overpriced."

Step 3: BOOM!
"Oh crap…oh CRAP!" I accidentally started a fire. On someone's sandwich and then,

"Go super awesome chocolately mega fidgety rocket launcher!" Who the hell was he to oh my god he does have a rocket launcher that looks like it is made of chocolate and he's going to fire it at us.

Step 4: "Ok old chaps, then where did you go next?"

"What are you, Jay Gatsby?" I was getting annoyed already and my purple sparkle cupcake was beginning to spoil. We had been sitting on a bench trying to remember yesterday.

"Dickbag!" He then yelled at me, which was new because he normally doesn't use profanity. And he stormed off.

Then the purple sparkle cupcake got an idea.

"The internet." I said with a smile forming on my face. "But first…"

Step 6: "Skipping step 5 and get lunch," We went to a subway. "Nice. But are you sure you don't want to look for the Brit, I mean he can get into trouble easily."

"Nope." Mmm Minato loves a footlong.

Step 7:

"There's my phone!" It was on a bench in the park we had passed through before going home. Did I mention it? No because this story has plenty of plot holes. Which is funny because we just-

"Aargh!" We had fell into a neatly disguised trap hole. It was deep enough so that we could just climb out and even if we stood on each other's backs it was useless.

"Huh, it worked. Let's go men!"

Step 8:

Bested by a bunch of kids, who would have thought? I mean they were just as old as Ken. They then proceeded to take all of my money along with Mira's. Doesn't matter cause I am a freaking millionare but take a snapshot so I remember to

Wait a minute, I just realized that Ken and Koromaru haven't even been in this fanfiction since like what?

Chapter 5?

Step 9:

While wondering to myself the obvious and stupid plothole in this story, the kids had no put us on some sort of wagon and dragged us up to be a very big hill.

Jesus why didn't I bring my evoker and scare them away?

And then the British brigade came in, with one Stupei on a motorcycle riding up the hill.

"Tally ho!" Though my optimism was soon cut short when he crashed into a nearby tree, short of getting us.

"Stupid."

Step 10:

I didn't give a step 10 cause all three of us were about to go down a really steep hill and hit a wall. If we got through the street filled with traffic.

Geez can this world get any more random.

Yup it can because when they did kick us down the hill we actually hit a small rock sending all three of us tumbling out and landing just before the street.

"Inconvenient yet very lucky I must say." Junpei picking up me and Mira. "Now who wants to just walk it off?"

Normal Aigis POV; Saturday, Afternoon

If only the plot could move a little bit faster, because here I sat alone in a library. I had been reading some romance ideas, trying to enjoy my last day. Minato san is so much better than me at this. Then Alt. Yukari walked in, looking pretty pissed.

"Aigis!" She got to my seat and picked me up while I was trying to bury my face into the book. "Where have you been! I cannot believe that you left me in the lobby. And why did you blow a hole in the bathroom stall? It was kinda of obvious you did it you know?" Didn't she realize that no one knew I was a robot.

"I find that irrelevant." I said in my most monotone voice. Then she noticed the book I was reading and slapped my hand so it would drop and she picked it right up.

"Oh good for a second I thought you were kidding a copy of pono." I have no idea what that means, but I guess it is a good thing. "So, trying to find good romance ideas through books? Jeez you are as bad as Stupei. However you have me, so you don't have to be a nerd." She then placed a small kiss on my lips and I got giddy with I guess would be excited.

She then pinched my butt. "Man you have a hard ass, it's like it's make of metal." Oh haha that's so funny.

"So what do you have in mind?" She then took my hand and led me to the outside of a bathroom where she opened a box. It had a suit in it that fit to me.

"Go on my boyish girlfriend, put it on. I'll be waiting for you outside." I then went inside the man's bathroom and got out of my school uniform ( Plothole: Unless it is said they were wearing something specific, just assume that it was either their normal school uniform or their casual wear during the fall/winter. Sorry for being a crappy writer and such).

And so I did. She even gave me a fedora, that sweet. The whole thing made me seem androgynous, cause even though a guy wears this, my face and my petite body made me seem like a girl.

Though another good thought just came to me, aren't I not a robot? Why do I even care? I soon walked outside and found Yukari waiting for me in a pink and red dress along with matching boots.

"Now where is the surprise?" Knowing the alt versions of our friends, it was probably going to be stupid yet surprisingly I am going to enjoy it.

"There is a dancing competition down at the Toronto Arts Center, and bear with me, no pun. Can we join?" Seems normal, and I probably won't run into quote from Shinji 'crazy shit'".

"Okay." We both called a taxi and quickly made our way toward the center. It reminded me of just a normal-

Plothole.

Yeah this will get sorted out in the next chapter, sorry for it being so short. I have now official ran out of ideas for this arc in the story, so instead of crappy filler, just wait till next week for some real advancement.

Either that or the G man is at fault.

Bust out them crowbars!