In Paris, there was this group of revolutionaries called Les Amis de l'Abaissé. They were: Enjolras, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Joly, Bossuet, Bahorel, Feuilly, and Grantaire.

Enjolras was a pretty blond who was capable of being TERRIBLE. He totally didn't sing in the shower. He was also six inches tall. (yeah, Pocket!jolras. Go check out Hamstr on Tumblr if you don't already know about him)

Combeferre was also six inches tall (Tinyferre!). He liked reading. And he had glasses.

Courfeyrac liked girls. And also the revolution.

Joly was a hypochondriac. He had a weird tendency to rub his nose on his cane.

Bossuet was unlucky, bald, and terrible at dominoes.

Bahorel liked fighting. He was good at dominoes.

Grantaire liked alcohol. And not the revolution. And he was good at dominoes and obscure mythology allusions. And he liked Enjolras.

So they met in the Musain. It was lovely. There was this map of Paris on one wall. It had a little platform so that Enjolras could make speeches.

So anyway, when Courfeyrac showed Marius in, there was a silence during which Marius felt awkward. To relieve some tension, he spoke up. "Um, hi. I'm Marius. And I like Napoleon."

"Why do you like Napoleon? He sucked!"

"Take. That. Back."

"No!"

Marius began to cry and stormed out of the meeting. PocketJolras shrugged and began to speech. Courfeyrac looked in dismay, running after Marius.

"Marius! Marius, come back!"

Marius was displeased.

He lived in this rent-a-house thing and the people next door were weird and they kidnapped an old guy. So Marius sat down and cried because people didn't like Napoleon. Then he realized he should help the old guy. So he called Javerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, who came and gave Marius some pistols. Then, he started rapping.

"I'm Javerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, and I'm the lawr, and y'all gotta follow it or I'll send ya ta prison OH!" Then he started beatboxing.

The Jondrettes were so horrified at the police officer's noise that they skedaddled for fear of being on the receiving end of it. Marius hurried up to be heroic and save the old man, but…the old man was GONE.

So Marius resigned himself to sobbing into his pillow.

LATER, Marius saw this pretty girl at a garden. Obviously, the way to get pretty girls is to stalk them, so that's what Marius did! It was pretty fun! He even got a chance to wear the orange ski mask Courfeyrac had given him for his birthday!

The pretty girl, who was Cosette, liked to walk in the park. She saw a stalker and was like OMG and fell in love yay.

And dancing naked baby things with weapons that had hearts on them flew around and scared the living daylights out of Marius.

And then disaster struck in the form of a handkerchief.