A shinobi pierces the heavens.
Me: HEY GUYS! I now you guys have been waiting for this chapter, I know for one I wish I could update alllllooootttttt more. Its just my other fic is getting so much attention!
Atsuki: Hm, well why dont you explain a few things.
Me: I have gained some experience from writing my other fic so it should be MUCH better than the previous chapters. Also I dont want-
Atsuki: SHHHHHHH
Me: OH right! TIME TO START THE FIC ANYWAYS!
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Previously in A shinobi pierces the heavens.
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"Honestly do those 2 ever stop fighting?"
"Classic Yoko-chan."
"Ive been meaning to ask you Naruto what those suffixes mean."
"Oh, well, there are many suffixes but I usually only use 3, Teme, Hime, and, Chan. Teme means bastard and Chan is used for children, pets, girls, and even lovers."
Ron leaned in and whispered in Simon's ear.
"I'll take that money later."
Out of nowhere Gurren comes stomping around and the 3 companions start dodging the stomping feet till suddenly its blasted into the air, floats for a second then falls and plummets straight through the ground.
"They just went through the ground..."
The ground started to crack and they scrambled to get away but it was too late as they fell through as well.
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Naruto sighed as he picked himself out of a pool of water. He looked around and saw that they were in a cave. Suddenly blue shocks ripped through Gurren and Kamina shot out and went face first into the water. It would have been funny if there wasn't people watching all of them.
"They came from another face god."
"They must be messangers from the celestial lands."
"Face god? What are these guys talking about."
Kamina, who stood up a few moments ago. Looked to his right and saw a statue of some sort, when he got a closer look he knew what it was.
"Its a gunman!"
Kamina went to touch it till they heard a voice echo through the cave.
"Dont touch it."
"Huh?"
"That is our deity, please dont touch it, please follow me."
Soon the 5 companions found themselves around a small fire.
"Can we get some more fire wood on this thing?"
"Sorry but we have given you all we have."
"This place is a barrel of laughs aint it."
"Kamina! Dont be so rude!"
Naruto glanced at Yoko and chuckled. Some things woulden't change.
"So uh, did you guys really come from the celestial lands?"
Naruto turned to see a boy looking up at him.
"Are you messangers from the face god?"
Naruto smiled at them and was about to speak Till Kamina interrupted.
"Hey forehead whats with these kids?"
"Gimi, Dari, stop bothering our guests and go somewhere else"
"OK!"
"Forgive these kids, they have no parents so everyone spoils them"
"Whatever, who car-"
"KAMINA! I will not have you talk about orpans like that, now I believe these 2 asked a question and I intend to answer it."
Naruto picked up the 2 children and set one on each knee and he smiled at them.
"You see, I am also an orphan. Now as for the lands, you could say I did, these 3 not so much, but we are going to stop a great menace from causing anymore pain in this world."
"What was it like growing up with no parents sir?"
"Well unlike you I wasn't the most favorite person, something I had no control over caused people to become blind and it didn't have a good affect on my life. Now go run along while the adults talk."
The kids nodded and ran off, Naruto turned to the others with a grin.
"Got to love kids."
"Ya whatever, anyways all I care about is what that gunmans doing here."
"Gunman You refer to the face god?"
"You dont know what that thing is?"
"Well you weren't much different not too long ago."
"What the hell? What did I do to deserve all this grief from you?"
"... OH SHUT UP!"
Yoko put her hand down causign her chest to jiggle inside her top, everyone was silent for a moment till Rossiu Decided to speak up.
"Uh.. Miss Yoko is it?"
"Ya?"
"Sorry about this but would you mind putting this robe on?"
"Sure what for?"
"Well... the thing is I need for you to cover up your manner of dress its … well its... its indecent."
"Heh?"
"Now wait a minute I think those clothes look good on her, show off her beauty, her attractiveness and her individuality all at the same time."
Yoko blushed and took the garment.
"Its ok Naruto, Ill try it on."
Yoko slipped on the robe and looked herself up and down before sighing.
"Im not to crazy about these clothes, there too constricting."
Naruto chuckled and glanced at Kamina who had his hand on his chin and was 'hmm'ing as he examined Yoko.
"What is it now?"
Yoko put a hand on her hip as she watched him.
"Boy take away the bare mid-drift and you dont have anything left do ya."
Kamina lifted up her robe and examined her again.
'Ill hope you lived a good life Kamina.'
Yoko's eyes widened and she slammed her heel into the top of Kamina's head, making him fall to the ground as she pounded his head with her heel into the dirt.
"DIRT BALL SCUM BAG ROTTEN STINKING LOUS! You are one hopeless pervert of a man YOU KNOW THAT! Dont pick up his bad habits Simon."
Yoko winked at Simon and Naruto just chuckled as he watched the display.
"Please cease this behavior, I would expect celestians to refrain from such rude conduct in the presence of our villagers."
"Celestians are you sure about that?"
"Yes they are celestians for they have come to use in the company of the face gods. We should show them the respect there do."
"ROSSIU!"
"Huh, what is it?"
"Theres a problem, its Ukoms wife, she just gave birth."
"But this is good news actually I was just about to suggest to our guest that we go visit the high priest."
"The problem is she not only had a new born girl but she also had... A PAIR OF BOYS!"
"What did you just say?"
Murmuring ripped through the crowed as they contemplated the news of triplets and the gang themselves were trying to figure out what was going on.
In a dark room a shadow was cast against the wall as he talked with Rossiu.
"Triplets you say? Born to Ukoms wife."
"Yes"
"That brings the village's population up to 52. we have no choice then we must choose 2."
"Father Magin should we really make our people go through with this?"
"Rossiu do you really not understand, this right bestows a great blessing, we will celebrate the chosen just as we did with your mother."
(Hunger games anyone?)
"Man this place is depressing, old Geeha village was nothing like this gloom fest. Hm so is it time to eat yet or what?"
"I think this was it."
"THIS ISNT ENOUGH FOR ME! I need some meat my friend, tasty delicious mmmmeeaaatttt."
"You know I think this may be grand welcoming for us. This people have no electricity no live stock all they have here is a tiny pond and a broken gunman."
"I bet even a measly meal like this is precious to them."
"It is, I should know."
Naruto looked down at the table as he went over unpleasant memories, everyone stared at him wondering what he meant.
"My apolgies, sounds like the meal was not to your satisfaction."
"I was wondering if you could tell me a little about the celestial lands."
"Alright let me get one thing straight, gunman are not gods!"
"What? But that was how it has been since before I was born."
"Was it like this back then as well?"
"No, they say our lives have considerably bettered since the head priest took over administration."
"Oh ya who is this priest then?"
An older man stepped out of the shadows and introduce himself.
"Hello I am father Magin, please dont tell anymore about your lands to our people, it will be too much for there minds."
"Is that a fact? So your the one in charge of this sorry little dump?"
Naruto appeared between Kamina and Magin as Kamina tried to get in his face.
"Now now Kamina, settle down and go to bed, Ill take care of this."
Before he had time to respond Kamina felt a chop to his neck and he fell down.
"Sory about him, we will be on our way in the afternoon."
Naruto dragged Kamina over to the table and sighed heavily.
"Sometimes I wonder how I stand him."
'Maybe its because he was like you when you were a boy.'
'Aww kyuubi your up, you haven't talked much at all since the accident with Sasuke.'
'Well if it wasn't for my chakra you would have been dead going through that wormhole.'
Naruto smiled slightly.
'Thanks, so we didnt go through time?'
'No we went through Dimensions but what I can gather from nature there is a source of power here similar to chakra that is called Spiral energy, it is whats used to power there gunman, also I have come across some info from some surviving fox kits, there is a man here that goes by the title the spiral king, its seems his eyes are a ripple pattern.'
'You think he is another person who managed to come here?'
'Yes, he has chakra pathways and he is a middle aged man but hes over 200 years old at least, obvious he was an uzumaki in the past.'
'Hm, could be possible that during the war he was in battle with a powerful shinobi, there 2 most powerful jutsu clashed and he came here, much like I did.'
'Thats one theory, now I am going to get some more sleep.'
'Night fur ball.'
'Night welp.'
Naruto chuckled as he leaned back, during his talk he had taken Kamina to the room and he was now laying in a bed. He wondered how everything was going in Konoha and hoped everyone was fine without him.
Later that morning Naruto heard shouts coming from the main meeting chamber, he walked in and saw that everyone, including Dari and Gimi where holding sticks, but with his vision he saw that only the 2 children had sticks that were tipped in red.
'Lots, but for what.'
"Huh? What are you saying?"
"Bro what hes saying is that he wants these kids to come with us, that everytime there population exceeds 50 that a few are chosen and sent up above."
"Thats terrible."
"Ya"
Naruto decided to tune out Kamina as he got into another argument, he was keeping a tally and he agreed with Ron and Simon that when it exceeds 150 arguments they would all spoil themselves with all of Kamina's money, he glanced over and say the Rossiu holding a stick and Kamina dancing around to take his best shot.
"If it means so much to you Ill take them weather my friends want to or not, I will not have orphans cast aside like this."
Before anyone could responed the cave rough ripped open and everyone started to scatter.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
The Gang looked up and saw a shadow rushing towards them, quickly diving out of the way Naruto saw it was a gunman and grimanced.
"KAMINA GET IN YOUR GUNMEN, ILL GET THE CIVILIANS TO SAFETY."
Naruto quickly vanished along with several people as he took them to safety. The gunman looked at Gurren and spoke
"I have found you gurren lagann."
Yoko whipped out her rifle as her robe fluttered away and she started firing into the enemy gunmen. As the gunmen tipped from the heavy shots Naruto appeared beside Yoko and smirked.
"So you can handle big guns, wonder if you can handle other big guns."
"W-WHAT!?"
Naruto chuckled and dashed away to attack the gunmen.
"STOP IT!"
"Stop attacking the face god!"
"The gods will smite you."
Yoko sighed as she watched the guys start to combine.
"This is getting old really fast."
Naruto charged chakra into his fist and smashed it into the gunmens head. It was sent into the air and flipped once before crashing to the ground in a heap. However it quickly got up and swatted at Naruto who was dodging and weaving and waiting for the guys to get here. Gurren lagann smashed into the machine and began to grapple with it. He smirked as she saw the arm starting to break. A shadow fell upon him and the other gunmen and it body slammed into the wrestling hunks of metal, it threw the new gunmen through the water and it slid through the muck. Before it could regain its balance it was body slammed again and it slid even further till it found itself near a hole, one last push and he did a swan dive all the way into the abyss that was at the end of the hole. The old gunman sat itself down and the hatch opened to show a injured Magin.
"Man I do not like you, I do not like you at all if you had this much fighting spirit why didnt you-"
"I simply mimicked what you did nothing more. I myself do not understand what I was doing. And nowI beg of you please leave this village."
"What did you say!"
"Just let it go bro. Its not worth it and hes right. We dont belong here we should go."
"Come on Kamina, I have kids to look after, there is no reason for us to stay anyways."
"...I just dont get it, I dont get it, not one damn bit."
Naruto and the group waited for the 2 children that were supposed to walk up the stairs at any moment now. Naruto himself was trying to figure out a way of turning this 'spiral king' onto his side. Soon they saw the 2 children followed by rossiu and he smiled
"So you came after all, welcome to the crew."
"Thank you, we are happy to be here."
They all patted him on the back and began to set out on the new adventure.
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Time skip
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Naruto and the gang were walking across the seemingly never ending desert.
"That was one nasty experience."
"What was?"
"That village adi, its a gloomy village full of gloomy people living gloomy lives in the gloomy cold. For some reason when ever I think back to that place I get ticked off."
"Ya they were really poor weren't they?" The whole time I was thinking that. Back in Geeha village we had it allot better than those people do. We had electricity and we also had pig moles."
"Thats for sure, they drink some kind of soup or broth made out something that might or might be something that might or might not be some kind of fish. When kids eat stuff like that the grow into gloomy kids like forehead boy."
"Ya, but I understand Rossiu."
"You understand how he has such a big forehead at such a young age?"
"No I dont know about that but you know, if I have never met you if I had be born in that village instead of the one I was I might have turned out like that."
"Your right, you have an oversized forehead too."
"Can we please drop the forehead thing?"
Naruto sat on the shoulder of Gurren as he looked across the landscape, right now he was going over his thoughts of his new friends, Kamina, Simon, Dari and Gimi, and Rossui. Then theres Yoko, he didnt know what to call her.
'A crush maybe?'
'HUH!?'
'Dont deny it, you know you like her even if its only a little bit.'
'Mental link blocked.'
Naruto sighed as and got back to looking around, right now they were looking for the recall point and there was nothing to be seen. Naruto jumped down and crammed in with the others.
"The recall point seems to be moving."
"Is that possible?"
"maybe but it could also mean this information is reliable."
"What?! Well that sucks"
Naruto shook his head
"Back where I came from someone had a moving fortress, its possible that thing is either on wheels or its a gunmen itself."
"That is possible."
Naruto turned to see Yoko cringing in the corner. He pulled a leaf out of his pocket and handed it to her.
"Mint leaf, its obvious why your cringing, just chew on it and breath through your mouth like I am."
"thank you Naruto."
Yoko took the leave and started chewing on it, she sighed in relief as the smell everyone was emitting died down.
"Thanks Naruto."
"No problem."
Naruto walked out of the area and started walking in a random direction. He wanted a little time alone to clear his thoughts. Soon a thick fog rolled in and he sighed as he kept walking.
"Of course I could use the Hirashin to go back but I feel like Im being drawn to where ever Im going, and that means bad news. So obviously they will be drawn as well."
Naruto soon saw a house in the distance, he sped up and found it was a hotspring.
"Interesting."
Naruto made a clone to come in after him Henged into Tenten. He high fived the clone and smiled as he went to go into the hot springs. He found out a long time ago that his transformation was real, so his clone was a real girl. Of course when Kiba found out he said it would be the ultimate technique rather than your right hand when your lonely. Naruto shook the thoughts out of his head and saunk into the water and waited for his companions. He didnt have to wait long when he saw Kamina and Simon zip and where about to dive in till they saw him.
"Took you guys long enough."
"NARUTO!? WHERE WERE YOU! Yoko has been literally worried to death about you!"
"saved a girl called Tenten, shes in the bath over."
"You do realize Yoko is going to kick your ass no matter what you did."
"She can try."
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Girls bath
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Yoko, the black siblings and Dari where walking till they got to the hot spring and saw a girl relaxing peacefully in the water.
"Hello, who are you?"
"Oh hello! My name is Tenten, whats yours?"
"Yoko."
"Nice to meet you Yoko."
Tenten smiled and turned away as Yoko took of her towel and sank into the water.
"So what are you doing here miss Tenten?"
"Well I was about to be crushed by gunman when a blonde man came out of nowhere and smashed into it with a blue sphere in his hand, it exploded and he tended to my wounds then he brought me here, I think he is in the boys bath right now."
"YOU SAY HES HERE!?"
"Yes, why?"
"Because Im going to kick his ass for making me worry like that."
Yoko heard and turned to the new girl who was staring at her.
"Whats so funny!"
"It sounds like you LIKE him."
"W-WHAT!? NO I DONT."
Yoko turned beet red as she stared at the water, true to herself she didnt know if she liked him like that, as well as Kamina. Tenten pulled Yoko over to her and whispered in her ear.
"Ok tell me your problem, I used to be very good in my village when it came to relationships."
"but I barely know you."
"Do you want to solve your problem or not."
"Might as well."
Yoko sighed as she told the girl her problem, about Kamina, Simon, and Naruto. At the end of it she turned to a heavily thinking Tenten.
"Well sounds like you like Naruto and Kamina, and all your teasing with Simon is causing him to like you. Best bet is to follow your heart and pick up the pieces afterward."
Yoko sighed, deep in her heart she knew this already, but hearing it was another story.
"Thanks."
"No problem."
Yoko saw Tenten glance at the wall and she turned to it as well to see nothing.
"What are you looking at."
"I wonder how big they are."
Yoko spluttered as she tried to form words and Tenten just laughed. Suddenly they were falling. There was no longer water and suddenly they hit a cage. Yoko groaned as she looked at her surroundings.
Tenten, when no one was looking, made a clone and had it dispel so that Naruto was warned.
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Naruto jumped as she got the memories from the clone, he blushed slightly that Yoko like him slightly. He grabbed Gimi and started running towards the exit.
"HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"
"Its a trap! Get to your gunmen now!"
Simon and Kamina quickly followed and exited the building with Gimi while Naruto stayed back to see what happens. He started making his way around to find the girls, hopefully before anything bad happens to them. He should have known it was a trap. He pulled out his sword then started running through the halls to find the girls. Rushing into a room he found the cage and was about to cut it open when he suddenly was kicked back through a wall. He pulled himself up and saw a rabbit woman.
"Heh, lets do it."
He charged at her with his sword drawn and it glowed a ghostly white he slashed her neck but nothing happened. Suddenly she fell to the ground clutching her neck and a little blood pooled out of her mouth.
"You guys ok?"
"Yes but what was that technique?"
"called ghost fire, trained with a friend called Neji and I asked if I can make a move off of his fighting style. Its much like my people chakra scaple but instead of just cutting the inside it burns that area as well."
He broke the bars and pulled each of them out. He sheathed his sword and began walking towards the exit. The whole place shook as and everyone had to grab onto something for support. They heard yelling about fighting spirit through the thick steel and Naruto sweetdropped.
"You got to be kidding me, forget this Im taking the short cut."
"Short cut?"
Naruto opened his palm and charged a Wind style: Rasengan and slammed it into the steal, it exploded open and he jumped through the opening and dropped towards the ground.
"COME ON! ILL CATCH YOU!"
Yoko sighed and jumped as well. Naruto catched her and held her for a moment as they stared into each others eyes. He kept staring as he walked a bit out of the landing spot and another Naruto stood there and caught the next one girls. Yoko noticed the clones weren't holding the others like he was holding her. It made her blush.
'So beautiful...'
Naruto turned to his clones and smirked
"Lets get out of here."
"ALRIGHT!"
They all lept away at amazing speeds, well amazing for a shinobi back in Konoha, these were civilians and they were struggling to hold on for dear life. They slid to a stop as Gurren lept into the air and slashed it causing it to exploded in a fiery ball of flames. Naruto yelled in victory as he stood infront of Yoko who was bouncng up and down.
"WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WHOA!"
Naruto quickly latched onto her and pulled her close, he saw her top flutter away and he kepy his eyes at her eye level. Her chest was pressed into his so no one could see it.
"T-T-Thanks Naruto."
"No problem"
Naruto reached behind him and took of his cloak and then wrapped it around her shoulders. He smiled at her as he let go.
"Take good care of that, its very precious to me, it was my fathers before he died."
Suddenly an explosion rocked the area and Naruto pulled Yoko and the others away from the explosion and he looked over to see a tornado.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
The tornado stopped to show veril ontop of his gunmen, smirking like an idiot.
"Its been a long time, you naked ape."
"So it was YOU I crashed into, I must say you are very weak to be caught like that, I know that everyone in the military needs to be vigilant even if it seems like a victory, honestly you really suck!"
"SHUT UP! You just got lucky!"
"Lucky my ass"
Naruto smirked as he got the man riled up. Suddenly he slashed at Yoko and Naruto widened his eyes and instantly dived in the way. Only to be slashed himself and he fell to the ground clutching his stomach.
"NARUTO!"
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CLIFF HANGER NO JUTSU!
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Me: Hope you all enjoyed that part, if not then go somewhere else. Enjoy this and I will try to update every few moths, as I said this is just a side fic for my original GOOD LUCK ALL OF YOU WITH YOUR LIVES! And this story will be on hold for a couple of months so dont go saying 'update soon' because I WONT LISTEN!
Atsuki: dont worry folks, I wilL try to get him to update much more often
Atsuki and Me: JE NA!~