I'm alive. I've been so unmotivated lately, I'm even getting an 81 in math. I keep forgetting to do hw. Meh. The King's Speech is such a fun movie, thank you english teacher for letting us watch it, and omg the Hunger Games re reading that so i can be prepared to watch the movie saturday. I know you're probably mad for me not updating in a while, but hey I've been busy studying for all kinds of tests. While losing sleep nonetheless.

He pushed his way through the corridors in search for a specific room number. A202...No...A206...No...dammit where the hell is it? He muttered to himself as he quickly jogged down the hall. He dodged carts, nurses, patients and an occasional doctor before he finally got to his destination. A208...perfect. He lightly pushed the door open to see his best friend lying in a hospital bed.

"Nice to see your alive and kicking," John Cena chuckled after seeing Randy lying down connected to all sorts of crazy things.

"Well you know, just an ordinary day in my life John, going for a jog, visiting some friends, seeing my brother get stabbed, having a heart attack, being on the verge of death, you know, no big deal."

"Glad to see you still have your sense of humor Orton. What has it been 2 weeks now? First a back injury now this? You're costing Vince big time."

"Not really he's still the face of the company still around, I'm not really popular," Randy pretended to be angry and pout only to receive another laugh from the Cenation leader.

"What who are you kidding man? You're the face of Smackdown, sure I'm popular on RAW but you're the main man on Smackdown. We're both big names in the company. No matter what Vince thinks you're pretty valuable."

"Of course, if I'm gone who's going to be the psychotic maniac punting people in the head? I'm sure that you Felix Anthony would not fit well in that position." Randy's face erupted into a teasing smirk. John hated being called by his middle names.

"Oh come on Keith, seriously?"

"In case you didn't notice John I'm comfortable with my given name." Randy laughed. John couldn't help but notice something was missing.

"Speaking of which I recall you weren't the only one in here. Where's Evan?" Randy's face suddenly darkened a bit but his face slowly lit up again.

"He was stabbed and died from blood loss. But apparently, he woke up."

"Really?" John said in disbelief.

"Yeah, my parents are heading to his room right now."

"What have you two gotten yourselves into? First you get injured, Evan gets suspended, then he gets stabbed and you have a heart attack. Are you both attracted to suffering and pain?"

"Ahaha no if I was then I would seriously be insane like I am in the ring. More importantly what are you doing here?" Randy recalled that is was the day that John and the rest of the WWE crew needed to film RAW.

"Well, I requested some time off from Vince and after tonight's show I'm gonna take a break."

"Tired from the traveling?"

"Nah i just need to spend times with my friends and family again. But fortunately I can do both at the same time since my family's vacationing in St. Louis."

"St. Louis out of all the the cities."

"Yeah I was in favor for Hawaii but I just pay for the trip." They both gave a light chuckle.

"So wait I have to ask, are you and Evan brothers again?"

"Sure are."

"What epiphany happened this time?"

"We had a wrestling match at the gym and talk things through. Now we are working together on a little project."

"Ooh a project, details details ASAP Mr. Orton." Randy laughed at John's curiousity.

"Okay so here's the plan..." Randy whispered what they wanted to do in John's ear and all John could do was smile and say,

"Count me in."

Crash!

"Hey kid watch where you're- Kaitlyn?" Kaitlyn was running so fast down the hallway that she bumped into someone. When she looked up she saw someone faintly familiar.

"Oh, I'm sorry Mr. but uh how do you know my name?" She couldn't point out who this man 6'2, 221lb man in front of her. Though the hair did strike a chord with her.

"You don't remember me? Not at all?"

"Hahaha am I supposed to," Kaitlyn gave a nervous laugh. The mystery man sighed.

"Kids these days got no respect. Bad memory too."

"Whatever, you're probably just another pedophile like Evan is, wait Evan! I forgot about him, I need to get a doctor. Bye mister!"Kaitlyn started to run but the mystery man held her back.

"Wait hold on, Evan? Evan who?"

"Why do you care?"

"Just give me an answer!"

"Bourne, Evan Bourne happy!"

"Holy shit, I thought he was dead. He's alive?"

"No shit sherlock, and answer my question!"

Right when he was about to answer the doctor who treated Evan walked by them. Mike immediately grabbed his arm and panicly asked,

"Doctor, my friend Evan Bourne just woke up we need a doctor there right away."

"That's not possible, he's was pronounced dead 5 minutes ago."

"Just go check please! this little girl is witness." He pointed to kaitlyn. She frowned.

"I am not short you pedophile!"

"Pedophile? DO i need to call the police?"

"NO jsut go check on Evan Bourne right now!"

"Look he was already pron-"

"I DONT CARE IF HE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD GO CHECK NOW. YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB IF YOU DON'T."

"Who are you to say I'll get fired because I won't check on a corpse?"

"Because I'm Mike Mizanin, George Mizanin's son or in other words the director of this hospital. Now get going or else I won't guarantee you'll be working here tomorrow."

The doctor in fear quickly scurried off the Evan's room. Kaitlyn just stood there surprised.

"Mike?"

"Finally remembered huh?"

"Its been a while since I last seen you. You moved back in with your mom and step-dad during junior year of highschool. How do you expect me to remember?"

Mike pouted. "You remembered Evan."

"Yeah but he hasn't grown at all, and I didn't recognize Randy either so don't be a downer."

"How can you not recognize Randy, his eyes haven't changed, still have that menacing stare in them. But he's still a good guy. Going on the road 365 days a year with that guy really teaches you things."

"Yeah i wish my thick headed sister would see that."

"Hmmm which sister?" Miz was a little confused.

"Kelly, my older sister. The one that did gymnastics."

"I like how you expect me to know that she did gymnastics."

"Hey i dont know if you stalk us or not."

"Anyways," Mike tried to change the subject since the words stalk and pedophile aren't usually good words to say in a hospital, "How've your sisters been?"

"They're alright I guess. Tiffany works everyday and Kelly has work and a boyfriend so I'm usually alone in the house."

"Boyfriend?" Mike didn't recall Kelly ever having a boyfriend.

"Yeah Cody Rhodes."

"How is that possible he's been on the road everyday with us."

"They call each other everyday and sometimes she flies out to see him on Smackdown."

"Does your sister even have the money to support that kind of ongoing habit?"

"Hey for a gymnastics coach she gets paid decently and he's the only reason why she watches wrestling anymore. Not to mention she lieks seeing Evan and Randy get squashed."

"Ouch, that hasn't happened in a while though. Cody is dangerous however. I don't like him, tell Tiffany to keep an eye out for him. Speaking of Tiffany whats up with her?"

"Therapist in the morning and a maid to us at night."

"Geez are you that dirty and unkempt?" Mike remembered them being far more organized.

"Well she gets back at like 9 so she doesn't have time for a social life Mr, not to mention she likes everything to sparkle."

"Hahahaha I remember now, that's why she would always yell at Evan to do his chores and clean up after himself."

"Mike?"

"Yeah Kaitlyn?"

"Can we sit down I need to ask you a few things?"

"Alright." Mike and Kaitlyn took a seat in the waiting room.

"Since you're their childhood best friend and all, I want to ask you. Did Randy and Evan ever have relationships in highschool?"

Mike was a bit caught off guard, "Uh why do you want to know they are 10 years older than you."

"That's why I wanna know, I was a dumb 4 year old with no memory back then. Just go with it."

"Uh okay, well, Randy was kinda like the jock dated a lot of girls but dumped them not because of sexual reasons and stuff, he was dating a lot because he wanted to actually find someone for him. That girl in the cliche love stories who is 'your whole world and you would do anything for her' thing."

"I didn't expect Randy to be this type."

"Maybe it was because his parents were always working. And with only Evan around the house with him, you can't help being lonely."

"How did Randy and Kelly become friends then?"

"hahahaah this story, so easy to remember. I remember it like it happened yesterday. So you know how stubborn your sister is."

"Mhm," Kaitlyn knew all too well.

"Well, it happened when they were like really little kids and your parents were still around. Kelly was having trouble in math,"

"She still does." Kaitlyn interrupted remembering how Tiffany always calculated the math for everything like bills, budget etc.

"Well yeah, so since their parents knew each other, Randy;s parents sent him tutor your sister every week."

"Randy is good in math?"

"Totally, he solved a college math problem in 2 minutes before when we were bored backstage."

"Wow."

"Yeah I know, so anyways Kelly didn't want help and all and it took many days but Randy finally convinced her to accept it. You know how?"

"No tell me tell me tellme."

"Hahaha okay, he said that if she could beat him in an obstacle race, he would stop teaching her."

"Seriously,"

"yeah and Kelly was so cocky because she did gymnastics but in the end she lost and that was the beginning of a beautiful friendship that has clearly gone stale."

"Kelly hates Randy now."

"Well when your best friend leaves you to follow his dreams when you needed him, thats hard to recover. onto another topic wanna hear how Evan and Tiffany became best friends?"

"They have a story tooo?"

"Of course, adds more angst to this story."

"Fine hit it."

"Okay so as you know from your sisters' trophy room, half of it is Kelly's gymnasitcs achievements, the other side is Tiffanys academic achievements."

"Tiffany is too smart."

"Yeah I know. Well in elementary school, her and Evan were tied for number one in their class."

"I never expected these boys to be so smart."

"Well after a few beatings they got a bit dimmer. But anywho, Evan didn't really need to try at all. However he liked pissing off your sister."

"uh why?"

"Because he's a jokester. Duh. And Tiffany was always too serious so thats a bad combo, and it went on like that until middle school. Thats also about the time when the brothers started wrestling ya know?"

"No distractions keep telling the story,"

"Fine sheesh, so they had this like love-hate friendship going on. Until one day your parents decided they were gonna divorce."

"What?"

"yeah long before you were born. They eventually reconciled but Tiffany was heartbroken. So Evan saw her behind the school one day being all depressed and decided to cheer her up."

"Aw that sounds like something Evan would do."

"In many ways the brothers are like older siblings to both of yours. If they weren't friends then the sisters could've made really bad choices. But to answer your first question the second part, Evan never dated in highschool."

"What why he's decent."

"Because he was too busy at your house obviously. First he was tutoring you too dont forget. And him and Tiffany would often do projects and study for tests and stuff together. You know typical nerdy bffs."

"Gosh, how could I have not seen this all along?"

"What?" Kaitlyn jumped out of her seat epiphany in mind.

"Randy is perfect for Kelly and Evan is perfect for Tiffany!" She shouted so loudly everyone could hear her.

"Okay okay just calm down." Miz pulled her back down into her seat.

"But they are, how could they have never even ended up together?"

"Well maybe its because they couldn't see each other in that light. But i do know that Randy even when he was married, this was when they were seperating, he always said that his heart was always back in St. Louis."

"Maybe because i dont know this is his home town perhaps."

"Possibly, but when I asked him if he made a mistake in marrying Sam he said yes everytime. He always told me that there was this one girl he should've confessed to the moment he found out he loved her."

"Oh my god. Kelly?'

"Possibly."

"Omg WE HAVE TO GET THEM TOGETHER!"

"DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS."

"COME ON ITLL BE FUN AND I NEED YOUR HELP MIZ."

"ugh fine."

"Okay so here's the plan" She whispered him the plan and he suddenly felt obligated to be apart of it.

Sorry for the long wait, I couldn't move off my fat ass. Haven't been motivated. But here it is, the long hiatus has vanished. Plus my fingers wanna fall off. My voice is dead, could you believe what happened at Mania 28? Damn good show.